Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Preemptive bake so fags wont try to steal
Cirno claimed
fish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY20vr7-MpM
>Best goth waifu claimed
Akiko is bae
I claim Akiko
Summertime and its feeling fine
>>688521307
It begins
>>688520928
Nah m8, still good. Locks down the enemy carry
>>688520956
Hey Shiro!
>>688520997
Oh, that sounds boring then
>>688521101
So, where would we go?
Chinese?
>>688521105
Aw, that's to bad
Claimed. I'll be back later
I'm gonna go eat
Cirno claimed
Best type moon claimed
>>688521328
Hi.
>>688521350
It is.
inb4 screaming continues lol
>>688521153
Wow not as early as I thought
>>688520997
Not very tired, but still not fully awake. Not really doing anything right now either.
>>688521043
Mooo.
>>688521101
Yeah...there's a lot of people who come to my store that have clearly been drinking or smoking something.
still here
why is this the first thread i see on /b/ nowadays?
Tenryuu claimed
Everytime i feel happy, i go to the "Trending" section on YouTube and get instantly depressed. Works every time.
Wew~ Penny Claim!
Does anyone play this game here?
>tfw can't boost anyone anymore
Come on, Mai.
Let's talk.
What things do you like?
>>688521478
Lots of spam and shitposting lately, so threads are very fast.
>>688521538
Haven't played since s2 ended.
>>688521478
Because OP has nothing better to do.
Rias claimed <3
>>688521340
I'll make you feel better than fine, if you know what I mean
>>688521412
So, your about to put a snek down your shirt?
>>688521462
Why haven't you killed yourself?
>>688521412
Hi hi Galko!
Good to see you.
I'm pretty early today.
>>688521527
>Top 10 Twitch streamers who fell off their chair
People actually watch this.
>>688521392
See the fucking OP
>>688521101
Well it'll be like this for a few years. Two more years in university living off the government then coming out with £50k debt, life is worth living lads
>>688521139
Get to it darn cat!
>>688521538
>tfw gold 3 but don't play this dead game anymore
>>688521153
mai?
Obligatory fuck off
>>688521431
I like you.
you have triggered the autists, well played.
>>688521620
Uhm, I claimed Cirno first bud, see last thread.
>>688521618
Top 10 Watchmojo top 10's
>>688521321
I'm not triggered at all, just messing with you. But just know, there are some of us who take our waifus seriously.
>>688521538
Yes, but I don't into ranked.
>>688521631
But procrastination!
>>688521613
Because your a fagot
>>688521328
>>688521571
What is there to talk about?
>>688521472
Got any plans for today?
>>688521613
I don't plan on it.
>>688521618
It's nice to see you. You are pretty early.
>>688521597
Come play overwatch
>>688521631
Do you play solo or with friends?
>>688521710
Sup Mercy
Tracer still best Overwatch grill
>>688521350
>Chinese
No No we sushi now
>>688521474
Yeah I work at a bar / arcade so they get to drink while they fuck up my games its a ton of fun
>>688521631
Oh damn school loans, my friends are going to have those as well, I dont want them but I think I might have to have them eventually
You are doing god's work, anon.
George Lopez claimed
>>688521788
Nah, time for new vegas.
Filthy early bake.
Kyouko claimed.
>>688521431
I am just disappoint
>>688521478
It was always there
You've only started noticing now because you're aware of it
>>688521527
A good one I do is I just go through my facebook feed. Works like a charm
>>688521538
I did, but I quit
I hope I can stay away
>>688521726
>last thread
That doesn't count
Because if it did Cirno would be mine
>>688521201
Eye I got friends in the Air Guard
>>688521582
I trying really hard not to judge you
>good thing we're all faggots here
>>688521153
and the ugly people losers keep lying to hurt the popular people to waste there time and keep adding another lie when figure out the lie that the ugly people losers is hurting the popular people with and the ugly people losers try to hurt the popular people in the outnumber ugly people losers socitey even tho the ugly people losers is the 1 that is jealous and ugly
>>688521779
Probably gonna workout later, that's about it.
I'm gonna go get some food, I'll be back.
>>688521726
>>688521886
Stop being faggots or get a room.
>>688521886
Forgot pic
>>688521538
Still play, but not ranked
>>688521766
So I'm stopping you?
>>688521779
That's boring though!
>>688521803
Not really a fish person though, and I know/work at a great Chinese place
>>688521567
No, what's pleb is forming arbitrary rules about the number of avatars one can or can not use online.
>>688521741
See above. Like I said before, there's a difference between taking a character you're attached to seriously(i.e me with Barry Alan) and then being full on autismo supreme about it. The whole "reee heresy" thing is fun to be a shitposter and meme about, but once people start taking it super seriously as if it were an actual issue, that's uh lol
>>688521880
see both posts above
>>688521796
Yes she is, she's even on the cover of the game. Can't beat that.
>>688521849
Good game, never played much of it. I did enjoy fallout 3 a lot. Reminds me of Oblivion (which was my favorite Elder scrolls)
>>688521880
Have you spent money on RP?
>>688521803
Oh man, that sounds miserable to work at (but fun to be a customer at). There's a bar near me that has a few projectors with Super Smash Bros projected onto the wall, and every single controller is fucked up beyond repair.
>>688521886
My trips count as one steal, I already secured Cirno last thread because they or you didn't say claimed. I use that steal on this thread, Cirno is mine.
>>688522007
That's not my pic.
>>688521952
Wut?
>>688521880
>>688521527
Something that does it for me is waking up in the morning
>>688521730
That's a tough one. They're all so good.
>>688521771
Hi hi Teto! Always make me smile <3
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>>688521779
How are you doing today?
>>688521796
D.Va is best Overwaifu. Mercy second.
>>688521153
fyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>688521618
YouTube Germany in a nutshell:
>CAPSLOCK CLICKBAIT TITLES
>red circles
>red arrows
>"my sercret [put instant-messenger in here] messages"
>beauty youtubers which are only interested to milk the 12-year old children which call themselves "fans"
>unboxings
>thumbnails with WhatApp emojis
>>688521880
Yeah, you could go to tumblr too. Works better.
>>688521741
>muh lazy
You'll have more time to jack off if you do chores sooner rather than later!
>>688521788
about 3/4 of the time with 2 other friends.
Last season carried myself out of silver 4 in like a week to gold 4, then got replaced in silver 4
>REEEEEEEEEE
G3 at the moment, however.
>>688521803
The terrible thing is I probably won't even be able to afford a house without getting inheritance, which is a horrible way to think. The system is pretty much fucking students over.
>>688521896
>Top tier Guard
I know some cool dudes from the Guard base nearby, I see them at the grocery store all the time (at least when I go) They're really funny and like RC cola
>Which I'm a fan of too.
>>688521741
>>688522035
Also it should be noted that you weren't one of the people I was chiding for getting triggered, because you didn't. You were literally the ONLY one to respond seriously to a serious question, and for that I'm appreciative.
>>688522081
You can't do that you faggot
It doesn't work that way.
>>688522115
Her voice is annoying as hell, sad that she's the first to get buffs.
>>688522183
Trust me my son, it never changes. No matter what divison
bronze V - Diamond IV it's all the same.
Shiro claimed.
>>688521527
I'm way beyond you, I don't even feel happy to begin with.
>>688521538
>diamond 5
>the nigger of the diamonds
If there's anything I learnt playing bronze elo it's that I can totally 1v1 you and that my team is to blame.
>>688522159
>YouTube Germany
literally all of this is also in YouTube Arabic
coincidence? Or have we culturally enriched your country?
>>688522244
Na man, you got cucked, Cirno is mine.
>>688522299
Her voice is amazing
Cirno is best waifu
>>688522299
>the full house GETs confirm
I'm aware.
Nearly all of my irl friends play it and we range from Diamond 4 to Bronze 2 so I get ya
>>688522349
It's also in youtube Italy, don't worry.
Youtube community is shit.
>>688522115
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>>688522159
I think that's YouTube everywhere to be honest.
>Not forgetting the ticks and underlined 100's
Can't get enough of all the Vine Compilations.
>>688522299
I personally find her voice cute. She does need a buff though, her weapon doesn't do enough damage for a tank.
>>688522417
Gonna have to agree.
>>688522376
It really doesn't work like that
>>688522487
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>>688522349
>Tfw Culturally Enriching my daughter and my wife
>Tfw we can culturally enrich them back by BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
>>688522417
Her voice is honestly British South London cockney trash (According to Liverpool IT friend)
>"CAVALARY'S 'ERE M8~"
>>688522551
c u c k e d
>>688522183
WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING?!
Who put you up to it? Was it Vert?!
>>688522243
When Mizore and Kyoko aren't here making my life a living harem, I tend to be rather serious with my replies.
>>688522333
Lol, it's true D5 is where all the boosted people are, it's frustrating when you actually climbed from silver 2 to D5 and shits the same. I've never seen bronze elo so I wouldn't know what goes in that hell hole of an abyss
>>688522417
It probably triggers me because i'm Korean.
>>688522521
I've seen d.va mains with 60+ hours played on her, I don't know how they do it. Her defense matrix is bonker though.
>>688522041
Yes, over a long time maybe 100 in total
>>688522159
I don't know how tumblr works
>>688522108
kek
>>688522417
>Her voice is amazing
I had a slither of doubt to wether or not you were a serious claimer but that's gone now
>>688522014
Ohh okay then! We can eat there!
>>688522045
Jesus poor controlers! Which super smash bros is it??
>>688522183
Jesus I never thought of it that way before I thought you would just owe money not fuck up your future!
Gonna go eat! Be back later friends!
>>688522707
>slither
sliver you dumb fuck
>>688522349
No. Most cancerous formats came from America.
So Murica is a downgrading our society
So Murican culture is as bad as sandnigger "culture"
>>688522521
Luckily we got spared of those Vine comps, so we have more Minecraft Let's plays here.
>>688522707
Just type in "feminism" into the search bar and prepare the bleach
>>688522707
>but that's gone now
>>688522707
>>688522707
>>688522707
>>688522707
CHEER'S LOVE THE SCREECHING CHAV IS HERE
>>688522776
Trust me, it's great.
>>688522707
>Tumblr is shit tbh.
>>688522627
Can confirm am very British South London Cockney Trash
>>688522644
Call it intuition.
>and it's what I do in my downtime anyway
>>688522776
Yup. Don't even get money's worth on the degree.
Have a great meal friend.
>>688521766
Main Y.V. or better yet Steroids or Fish or something.
Chicken and Crystal are for pansies.
>I'm Crystal, I got Ultra, I have 20 health AND I can shield
>I'm Chicken, I can stay dead for like 3 years or something AND I can slow down time
Pussies
>>688522776
There's one with SSB64 and another with SSBM. They also have a few arcade machines with Galaga and Pac Man
>>688522950
more britfags wew lad
>>688522644
using this as an excuse to get me to stop lurking.
damn it fine since i havent seen her claimed vert claimed.
>>688522681
She can be a good defender, I like to play her quite a bit. I main Mercy though, the pic you posted is the best highlight intro. I love it.
>>688522803
I'm not quite sure what's worse. I think I'd rather watch the let's plays to be honest.
YouTube is just cancer at this point. Full of prank videos and reactions to those prank videos.
>>688523110
Britfag reporting in.
>>688522791
Did I mention Englsih isn't my first language? Thanks for correcting me nigger
>>688522803
I don't really want cancer on top of everything else I have to deal with
>>688522844
Yea, you lost all your credit last thread
>>688522943
I wouldn't know
I see posts and stories every now and then
I never had the urge to go there
>>688523202
>>688523228
Honestly its rare to find anything good there
>Much like it is here now
>But at least you rarely have to see things here that make you want to stab somebody in the eyesocket and cut off their fingers for typing such bullshit.
>>688521153
and the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the ugly virgo women loser and the ugly aquarius women n guys like grace and jackie and nate is trying to kill me with talking
>>688521153
and the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the ugly virgo women loser and the ugly aquarius women n guys like grace and jackie and nate is trying to kill me with talking and the ugly moutaion lion guy loser smell like dog crap
>>688521153
i might die for telling that the ugly moutaion lion guy loser and the ugly virgo women loser and the ugly aquarius women n guys like grace and jackie and nate is trying to kill me with talking
Wild meme machine that never stops
>>688522681
I never was exactly bronze, but placement games got me in silver 5 this season, and the shit I've seen is still making me shiver at night.
>shiro
>>688523809
Raise our meme machines into the sky
