>>688489947
yes. yes I would.

>>688489947
absolutely

>the string of murders that would follow

>cull excellonce

Yes, I would. I want to see what will happen in the future and I'm afraid of death.

Start wandering around the world and goof around because immortal

Define immortal.
U need at least eternal youth. I dont want to be an old decaying But Living corpse on a golden throne.
And what about illnesses in General? And lost limb Regeneration?

>>688489947
Most anons would choose immortality because they are fat neck beards who are afraid to die.

This was a hard choice for me because if there is anything spiritual past death I would be missing out on it but on the other hand, true immortality would allow me to basically become a silent god that witnesses all eternity but has little impact upon it. Sure, if other species rose to power I would be considered an oddity, a watcher, something that has always been and will always be, but I could be a recorder of all that happens from my perspective. Also, depending on technology that becomes available to me, I could witness more, watch more silently and without social impact which chances are likely that would happen just by living through our species lifetime. Shit man, stuff like this really gets me thinking. Thanks anon. 10/10

>>688490753
Eternal youth, and impervious to any form of ailment or physical harm.

>>688490839
And Sold. Would take it without a second thought.

>>688490839

brb motherfucking chugging lava

>>688490839
fuck yeah, I want to see us reach the proper space age.

>>688489947
Of course i would being immortal would be the best thing thats every happened to me. I wouldn't regret it even when everyone else is dead. It would just be more peaceful.

>>688490839
Yes
/thread

>>688490803
>summer

back to >>>/reddit/

It would be fun until a meteor hits and I'm just floating through space for eternity

>>688491287
Summer? This was the most thoughtful and coherent post of this thread.
Summer calling summer, well summer, is like throwing shit at a monkey. No matter how much shit is thrown you are both still a bunch of faggoty apes aka niggers. Is that better?

Absolutely not

Can I choose 1 person to share my immortality with?

>>688490839
Yes I would. When you think about eternal life it is terrifying but the journey will be like no other. All the planets you will see, all the living beings you will meet, all the things you will learn.

No. I'm not scared of death

I suppose so
I'd dress up as a plague doctor
Go around solving mysteries, stopping crimes and shit
Maybe run for president
Fight in the army
All the attempted assassinations as I appear in the news more and more
Someone might write a book about me
Once I've conquered the fucking world because I'm invincible
I shall sit on my throne
And raise the age of consent for trannies or any other made up gender to 100 years, not counting bullshit past lives or immortalkin or whatever shit they will come up with
But my final goal
To cleanse the world of cancerous, parasites that do no work and get more than the workers funding them
And when the world is full of honest hard workers, I shall step down and start just stopping crimes and shit again, let the real people run the world
Because it isn't mine no matter how much I want it to be

>>688491446
not my point. You don't go on /b/ and type out like that. Each board has its own register, and yours reeks of reddit/tumblr

>>688489947
How does the immortality work
As in: if I am damaged will my body heal no matter what like Deadpool or wolverine
Or can I not be damaged at all and I am indestructible

If you live forever there is literally a 100% chance you will end up floating through the universe for trillions of years. You'll outlive our universe and then you'll just exist with nothing. Forever. I couldn't imagine a worse situation.

>not a chance

>>688490839
>>688491702
Never mind I got my answer

>>688491479
Why not?

>>688491517
No.

>>688491676
Not the same anon,
You sound like an oldfag that somehow never advanced past acting like a newfag

>>688491628
Wait, thought of a better reason.
INFINITE ALLAHU AKBAR

>>688491840
wow, you sound like a guy in his 30s who still wonders why women find you cute IRL but stop answering your texts after 2-3 rounds

Fuck yes I would. But I have to stop aging at like 30 at most.

>>688492104
I'm not in my thirties and have no experience women.
Still somewhat pathetic, but you suck at this.

>>688492104
You sound like someone too concerned with how you sound on an anonymous message board

>>688489947
>Kek im going to see what life is like in 12,943 space age and shit.
>No, people will find out your secret and within 10 - 40 years you will be kidknapped and if you can feel pain you will be tortured then put in a box 7 feet under ground, you will spend the next million years of your life regretting this decision.
1 million years is 8.1 trillion hours, hav fun in your box faggots. I will never accept unless there was an off switch.

>>688489947
I wish I was immortal... Not that death sucks, but being around forever would be really interesting. Because I want to know about the future. The only problem with being immortal is seems to be, if the universe dies there won't be much to do. But even then you have to be immortal to know for sure. So anyone who says immortality is a curse is a huge faggot.

>>688492104
He's just mad because the orig poster mentioned fat neck beards and he is one so he had to cry and demand more nugtz from mommy

>>688492331
to be honest I am more concernes about how others on here sound. This place had a culture until newfags, summerfags and reddit arrived
>>688492246
so you're 16?
>my point from before, now that's summer you come on here

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>>688492564
>anyone who says immortality is a curse is a huge faggot
This.

Nope.

Mortality is what makes us value life. If you're going to live forever, what impetus is there to stop and smell the flowers today when you have the resit of eternity to do it?

Not only that, but each and every friend you make will die. And you may be ok with this the first few times, but after doing it 10 000 times, it might get a bit much. And watching your family die....... Ugh. No way. I'd rather be the first to die among my family. I couldn't handle watching everyone go before me.

I envision most people would end up being a monk in the mountains meditating their immortality away for eons.

>>688492582
it's called chicken tenders/tendies you newfag
lurk more

>>688491628
you probably wouldn't want to be a celebrity though. you should probably fake death every now and then, too. otherwise you risk being locked up in a cell for whatever reason

>>688489947
Mankind is not made for immortality you fuckers, think before you wish the biggest torture immaginable. Who wants to live 1000 million years or whatever 1bazillion years, you would go crazy after the first 1000

>>688492750
Sorry I forgot what your favorite food is. I'm saying sorry so you won't shit yourself over this and lose some big boy points.

I'd accept but I heard somewhere that if you lived millions of years your perception of time would fuck up so much that galaxies would fall apart and appear in the blink of an eye or something so I'd have to watch out for that keke

>>688491829
Because life is pointless and I don't want to be pointless for eternity. At least there is an end in sight.

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>>688492871
>Mankind is not made for immortality
Found the theologist.

>>688490839
Totally.

>>688492564

The older you get the more you realise nothing much in the world actually changes. I've learned this in 30 short years. I'd fucking die inside if I had to revisit the same lessons for hundreds of thousands of years. Or fucking millions of years.

No way. I've even come to a point where the idea of eternal nothingness doesn't really scare me. Even the idea of existing FOR EVER in heaven doesn't sound appealing. I mean.... Forever is a fucking long time.

Think of the verrrrry longest time yiu can. Then times it by two. Then times it by ten. Then times by a million. And so on.

>>688492684
>Implying there's no such thing as 17-33

>>688489947
Yes. Anyone who wouldn't is an idiot

>>688491531
All the people you will lose

>>688492850
But being immortal, after a while, I'll be able to escape and I'll have all the fucking time I want.

>>688493141

You want to live forever? You have any idea how long that is?

After the first 50 000 000 years you'd be begging for death

>>688489947
Yes, because it means I get to spend my eternity with you guys.

>>688490753
This

>>688493302

We'd all be dead you faggot

>>688493357
Good

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>>688493405
>Good

>>688492996
life becomes less pointless if you can't die, though. dying is a huge limiting factor if you think about it. you'll know infinitely more than anyone unless you spend an infinity in the basement

Kys

Yes,then i would explore the universe!

>>688489947
where do i sign?

>>688493549

How? And what of things fucked up? Space is a big place. You could literally spend hundreds of millions of years drifting across space without seeing a thing. And you praying for death at every passing moment

>>688491360
This

>>688493268
Na id have all sorts of cool future stuff to play with and memories to go through and reminisce and id have a fortress to protect it. Dumbass

>>688492871
>>688492996
>>688493107
>>688493268
These

we already are immortal and we can suicide if we want to respawn :)
this consciousness of ours doesn't die with the body, but we can kill the body off whenever we want. although it's a valuable vehicle in this dimension.

>>688489947
morgan freeman better make that fucking rama movie before he dies

>>688493268
You are assuming as much as anyone else, surely you'd get used to being around forever. I don't understand the "YOU'LL LOSE YOUR MIND YOU FEEBLE HUMAN, YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND INFINITY" attitude. You won't even notice the past 49 million years you've been on earth, except for when you think about it. Planet Earth can support life for a billion years, and the only way to see what'll be there is being alive.

If I had immortality, I'd emulate Mr.Pickles from the show of the same name

>>688489947
Yes.

Absolutely, instantly, and without question, I would accept.

No matter the cost.

Because then I would have forever to atone for any ill that came about as a result, AND I'd have forever to do good and help others, and I'd have forever to find a way out of any negatives that came along with it.

Forever means there's really no way to lose

>>688493847
You and those posters are retards

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i wouldn't

>>688489947
>you can't suicide down the road
Not a chance.

>>688493847
>I t-think i-infinity is too much for me, and I d-don't like the way my life is right now a-anyway :(

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>>688494146

>>688494146
Idiot

>>688494192
You'd have all the time in the world to prepare for anything that'd make you want to kill yourself. You could have a fucking indestructable space castle and your small brained faggot ass wants to kill himself. Do it now queer

>>688493109
>totally missing the point
also
>MID thirties
>33
mom
get the camera, I've found the savant
>>688492890
GOOD boy points
Holy fuck you're one dense summerfag

Imagine living in a void, consisting of absolutely nothing but your thoughts, for all eternity.
That's what your reality will be, not for billions of years, but that's the thing about eternity, it doesn't end.

Truly hell.

>>688491360
So the you slowly float to new earth like planet. And if you're immortal and not an idiot. Then you'll have planned for this possibility.

>>688494886
You're fucking stupid. You can keep and maintain a lot more than your thoughts

>>688494130
Ill have my peace while youre limited mind begs for death after 10^10000000000000000000000 years. And then you have to continue for 10^10^10^10. Good luck

>>688494032

And you'll be there when the sun's flares up and consumes earth, destroying everything....

And then guess what, you still got infinity years left on an ice cold scorched hunk of rock in total darkness.

Immortality sounds super

>>688495120
I dont see how your pathetic ass even handles a lifetime lol

>>688495094
Dumbass.

>>688491715
That's why before that happens you become insanely rich and build a ship that can make it to closest earth like planet and begin new

I feel like after millions of years your mind would kind of create a way to shut itself down almost

>>688491715
if you existed forever you would defy entropy, you would become the center of the universe and cause a new singularity.

>>688495161
You're assuming humans won't leave earth before then

>>688495318
Not an argument

>>688495510
10 points, it's an observation.
Dumbass.

>>688493206
Who cares you have eternity to come over it.

Tl;dr ITT kids who are answering a question of immortality after having a conscious existence of ten years.

>>688495452

You're assuming they are.

Oxford university identified a 19% chance that humans will exterminate themselves in the next 100 years.

And somehow you are so sure we'll be around for thousands to start colonising planets outside our solar system.

I'd sooner bank on death and eternal nothingness than lonely immortality in ice cold space

>>688495448
And would you start speaking in rhymes

>>688491715
Science struggles to define if it even is a universe and has no idea how or if you can travel through multiple. Saying no to immortality is throwing away millions of opportunities and possible outcomes

>>688495592
You're the dumbass

>>688495298
pussy everyday and lots of cash.cant get better

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>>688495971
>You're the dumbass
>i k-know u are b-but what am I?
Dumbass

That would be good, until you fall or get trapped in a hole that you can't get out or the goverment keeps you for experiments. Then it wouldn't be so good.

Soon or later this shit will happen, let's say that there is a 0,00000000001% chance of a person get stucked in a hole during his life time. If you live foreverer you can be 100% sure that it will happen to you, it's only a matter time.

>>688496162
I didn't know humans could be this retarded

>>688495821
That percentage is in my favor. I understand why some pathetic cowards wouldn't be brave enough to take on immortality but i'm not one of them and I welcome the risks and potential payoffs that come with it

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>>688496162
>get stucked in a hole
Just use a cellphone to call for help.

>>688490753
I value your 40k reference

>>688496141
Good job responding to the post kid

>>688496162
It just takes a lityle percaution to avoid such stupid possibilities

>>688490839
Become god, yes

>>688496741
*little precaution

>>688496741
Cheers dumbass

Sign me up for immortality

>>688496520

You're not brave. You're stupid and don't understand statistics.

That stat remaining constant means that over a 500 year period, the chances of humanity wiping itself out is fucking high

Would I be subject to entropy? Or would I just sit around after the heat death of the universe?

>>688493472
pfft you dont know my life i could easily do that, hook me up with games and energy drinks to chug nonstop and im good, question is if your body is invulnerable what about its state, there is a such thing as biomass if you did an eternity of eating with no physical excersize would you turn into a planet?

>>688496949
That statistic doesn't remain constant and it isn't even accurately measurable idiot

>>688497092
You're assuming there will be such

>>688496520
You're a fucking idiot.
No matter the planning, no matter the possibilities, literally all matter will soon be out of your grasp, you will float aimlessly in space for as long as the universe lasts, and then perhaps even longer than that. Your thinking is taking the next several thousand or hundred thousand years into consideration, you have no comprehension of eternity.

Literally everybody ITT who would choose to be immortal without the possibility of dying is a fucking idiot, you most of all.

>>688490839
Can I change my physical form in any way? Because as (if) humanity moves forward I will look radically different from everyone else eventually

>>688496520
Yeah you are stupid.

>>688496520
>I'm an enlightened teenager: the post

>>688497260
Better than a smart coward

Hell fucking yes immortal me

you look at old people and how the wrinkly fuckers don't know how to use a cellphone or anything, and that'll be you for the next infinity. you'll trail behind with technology, language advancements, cultural and political change because humans are stuck in their present and struggle with new.

not to mention your body won't evolve for modern diseases, so you'll be more susceptible to super aids than your peers, who would've generationally developed a tolerance for new super bugs n shit.

no thanks

What about memory? would i erase older memories or would i become like an old man who remembers everithing about his childhood but not what he did an hour ago? either woluld be shit

Also if for some reason i start floating in space i don't want to get trapped at the center of a star..but it would be cool to fall in a black hole and survive it!

>>688497199
I have a better cimprehension than you and all your dumb talk of floating aimlessly in space reveals your limited understanding of quantum physics. We all know you're a sad scared little faggot, you don't need to justify it lol

>>688497260
Not an argument

>>688497255
No.

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>>688489947
It really depends on the conditions of the immortality. My initial reaction was to say no because evolutionarily my purpose as an organism more or less ends when the rest of the species ends. After human civilization ends and the underpinnings of human life are gone (relationships, culture, sex, food, etc.) you'd devolve into some type of schizoid with no sense of self or be forced to become some kind of interstellar monk, meditating away the hellworld reality you will forever exist in.

On the other hand, assuming I'm immortal, it's inevitable that I'll bump into some highly evolved civs and hopefully add some sick mods to my human meatprison (hyper-intelligence, install alien sex organs and have interstellar orgies, tap into a hive mind and take them over).

In either case you'd become completely different and detached from what you are now, which is essentially a death in itself.

>>688490839
Anyone that agrees to do this really has no conception of time or the real age of the universe. Yes, there would be some definite good times, and you would experience things that no human could even conceive of. You would probably be able to build an insane amount of wealth and live like a king, and influence hundreds of generations of humans. You also could have thousands and thousands of children and spread your seed to the corners of the earth and eventually the corners of the galaxy. This power would be intoxicating.

But.

Eventually, there will be the heat death of the universe. For billions - LITERALLY BILLIONS - of eon you will float in infinite darkness, with every single atomic particle so far from each other that they will never touch. The blackness would be unending, and you couldn't die. You would float, your brain more insane than the wildest dreams of any human before you or all humans combined. The torture would be unending, a literally infinite amount of time for your brain to experience the pain of madness.

A million times no.

>>688497688
Kind of funny you say "not an argument" in the same reply as that shitty ass rebuttal. It's basically "I know more than you lol ur stupid" without any argument whatsoever. Please give me your knowledge of quantum physics to back up your statement. Go ahead, I'll wait.

>>688497881
This.
It's literally like agreeing to be condemned to hell at some point.

>>688497358
Also not an argument and when speaking in terms of eternity your age isn't much of a factor. I wouldn't give some balding asshat in his midlife crisis any authority here

>>688497488
That's only true for some generally of average or below intelligence

>>688498089
Definitely a teenager.

>>688490839
Fuck yeah I would. With my gifts I would also become rich. I see no negatives here. Except seeing all of my loved ones die before me as I live on..... Maybe I wouldn't do it.

>>688493206
A sacrifice I am willing to make. You would have pretty much infinite power and that is not just something you can use for personal gain. You would be living testiment to everything that has happened and will happen. History will forever be corrected at your touch. Imagine talking to someone who lived during the dark ages. Now imagine if that same person lived during the stone age aswell.

You would be a person who have perfect recollation of 9/11, the immigrant crisis, potentially WWIII, the invention of the first supercomputers, first proper space travel, and you will be able to experience these things while also living to tell the tale to all of humanity. You could reach godlike status and be a deity amongst men.

I am pretty sure I could give up losing all the people I love for that. It would be too valuable to pass up on, both for me and the rest of mankind.

>>688497899
My knowledge of quantum physics says your ideas about the death of the universe are limited and outdated

>>688497881
>>688498060
This is a flawed assumption

>>688498265
>I see no negatives here
Because you're stupid.

>>688498181
Lol

>>688497881

and when i've found out how to permanently replicate the effects of MDMA on my brain at the switch of a button I get to float around as an eternal cosmic orgasm.

suck a dick

>>688498340
>My knowledge of quantum physics says your ideas about the death of the universe are limited and outdated
Go on then, explain why lol

>This is a flawed assumption
Not an argument

You strike me as a "merely pretending to be retarded" kind of guy. Possibly the OP in an attempt to get more replies. Either way, you're becoming more transparent with each reply.

>>688496162
the main danger of getting stuck in a hole in real life is not because you're truly stuck, but you'll die from dehydration (or some other cause) quickly

>>688498331
>cont.

My only issue with this immortality would be the fact that you might have to experience the eventual death of mankind, and/or the universe. Living in complete darkness forever drifting through a void would not be desireable to say the least.

people here >implying we won't reach type 4 civilisations and be able to bend matter eventually anyway

>>688498465
ohhhhhhhhhahhhhaaaaaooooooooooooouuuuuuhhhhh....

It's 99% likely we're living in a simulation so absolutely if only for the opportunity to find what's beyond it

>>688498340
>This is a flawed assumption
How so? I realize there is a school of thought that assumes an eventual contraction and reinflation of the universe, but it doesn't appear to currently have much backing in the scientific community. There's no way to 'escape' the universe, even theoretically, and even if it does contract it would undoubtedly take an incredibly long time, an amount of time that would most certainly drive any person mad. Unless you're predicting some kind of retarded float into a black-hole "Intersellar" retardation, I don't really see how there is any alternative.

>>688498485
See
>>688498658

>>688498659
There's more than a universe

>>688498820
>it's a flawed assumption based on my own assumption

Logic.

Hell yeah I would
I would just roam the galaxy forever

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>>688498465
Yeah OK, someone dumb enough to take MDMA is going to make the equivalent of infinite power, but for drugs. Sure.

>>688498976
>infinite power
>floating in space

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>>688489947
No. I wouldn't want to end up like pic related. Being immortal would mean you'd see your parents and loved ones die while you remain. You wouldn't make any friends bc you'd know they would eventually die and thousands of years into the future, you will be the only human being alive. The solitude would drive you insane until the heat death of the universe killed you along with everything in existence.

>>688498968
Well we're both assuming for sure but current science backs up my theory more than yours even einstein begrudgingly let go of the idea of a material reality

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>>688498820
Lol. One of the dumbest replies in the history of /b/. Grats.

>>688499177
You'd be the one basing an eternity on the assumption, not me. That'd downright retarded.

>>688499185
Scientific illiterate

>>688499094
After some time you will forget you even had friends, family, ather organisms like you, a home planet.....thats even worse

>>688491189
>>688490925
>>688490937
>>688491167
>>688491531
I don't get it. I barely want to live in this life....living forever? Watching your family die? My family is the only reason i havent offed myself yet! oh yeah also...
>>688490839
What about getting dementia after your mind gets crowded with memories and knowledge?

Yes, if it is not conditioned. I accept all risks of being lone survivor of possible human extinction or universe end.

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>>688489947
hell yeah

>>688499272
Lol pascals wager 2.0

>>688489947
No, i'd refuse. Nothing could make you crazier than living for eternity. Think about it. It's got both a good and a bad side. You either go through it wisely or become mad.

NOONES GOING TO SUPPORT YOU IF YOU LIVE FOREVER YOU MORONS
YOU'LL HAVE TO WORK A JOB AS LONG AS HUMAN SOCIETY EXISTS UNLESS YOU WANT TO LIVE ON THE STREETS AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT.

>>688489947
No, eventually everyone would probably just go insane. 100 years is a long time, now imagine a thousand. Still sounds okay right?

Now imagine 100,000. It's already starting to feel like eternity. If you'd never die and live trillions of years you'd go mad and i don't believe there is a way around that.

>>688489947
Hell yeah

>>688499523
You could start an antiques business like highlander lol

>>688499457
The probability that you become mad is 1 (given eternity), and when you're mad, you don't care.

>>688499543
Its called living in the moment and not dwelling too much on it

>>688499648
Once you've lived too long you won't know what objects to keep around, everything well seem so fleeting

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>>688499303
Is this really what you think qualifies as a rebuttal? Lol

>>688489947
As if you wouldn't want to live forever? Assuming I didn't age, though, even if I did, it wouldn't matter. You'd become a scientific marvel, usher in a new age, religion would die, so to would the followers.

No. "Every world has it's end. I know that's kinda sad, but that's why we have to live life to the fullest in the time we have. At least that's what I figure."

A quote from a certain oft-shat on series that I think is perfect for here.

>>688489947
yup

>>688489947
Yes.
My whole life, yes.

>>688499848
That's not how time or the human mind functions

>>688499899
It wasn't in response to one

>>688491715
>If you live forever there is literally a 100% chance you will end up floating through the universe for trillions of years. You'll outlive our universe and then you'll just exist with nothing. Forever. I couldn't imagine a worse situation.

+1

>>688499930
I don't understand how ANYONE would want to live forever. Work a job forever, watch family die, slowly lose your memories, slowly lose all your passions and interests to time, slowly dying inside.

>>688489947
yeah.

>>688499094
>you'd see your parents and loved ones die
You mean like...in real life?
I am 32 and already lost both parents, stop being such a pussy.

>>688499797
what if you eventually end up stranded on some planet with no way to get off and all alone. Chances are you could be there for billions of years with only rocks around you. What's living in the moment gonna be like then?

At least if we fuck up now we're not tormented for long. If you live forever you'll eventually end up in some kind of hell i think.

>>688500152
That's wrong though lol

>>688500078
>That's not how time or the human mind functions
Im sorry, I didn't realize we had an expert on the psychology of immortal beings that have lived for thousands of years. Clearly you know better.

Yes.

>but muh death of the universe
I would head to the nearest black hole and travel to another younger universe

>But muh death of human race
I'll have plenty of time to search for sentient life elsewhere

>>688500078
>It wasn't in response to one

Because you've never made an argument. You've simply tossed around junk-science terms that you have (at best) a tenuous understanding of around, with zero explanation for how or why they have any bearing whatsoever on my scenario. I'll give you another chance - explain how the eventual heat-death of the universe and your infinite madness are contradicted by there being "other universes". Go ahead fuckhead, I'm waiting for your brilliant essay.

>>688500329
why should it be wrong?

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>>688500415
>I would head to the nearest black hole and travel to another younger universe

infinite autism

>I'll have plenty of time to search for sentient life elsewhere

Oh! Lol now we got a brilliant mind here that not only can invent and build interplanetary spacehsips, but that can do so ALONE. Lol wow

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>>688499185
Stupid fag.
Of course there's more than a universe

>>688500730
1) zero evidence
2) zero relevance

Please ;) explain why it matters genius?

>>688493935
Put the bong down bro.

Inmortality is better fuck off

>>688489947
To the people who say, after a couple of million years you'll be begging to die. But with the advancements the human race has made, or some other, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you'll eventually become a higher being of some sort of all these ages of spare time .

Plus, you'd finally have a chance to watch all the porn in the universe which will keep you busy for a while.

Yes
I would spend the first few thousand years learning, studying everything I could until I could safely say I had knowledge of everything important to man, then I would enter politics and eventually dominate and then unify humanity. I would take us to the stars and in the trillions of years before the heat death or whatever I would find a way to take us to or create another dimension. I would dominate the omniverse and when there was nowhere else for me to go I would find god in a mirror.

Given the circumstances: No

If i couldnt turn off the immportality, what would i do if I was forced into a concrete block and thrown into the sea. I dont know enough about concrete, but im guessing 600 years decay-time. I would have lost my shit by then.

I'd fap for eternity.

>>688500478
Your scenario is meaningless because the universe, whether it's infinite, what it came from, how and if it will end and whether it's even material or simulated is unknown

>>688500577
See above. Physics doesn't know enough to say how things will end or hoe space time even works. The guy I'm responding to is tossing around some pretty outdated assumptions about the nature of reality that physics isn't as sure about as it used to be

>>688489947
As an immortal is every part of my immortal? So I'm completely undamageable?

Or could I still lose an arm or a leg or both and then have to live with that?

If this is the case then eventually I'll just be a brain somewhere?

>>688501118
you can't learn and remember that much, you'll never git good

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All these fags complaining about an eternity of boredom after heat death fucks up the universe.

Think about it, entropy is now your bitch. You'll never die and always regenerate from any wound. If you're smart (like me) you can use these two facts to sustain human culture for eternity.

I'm envisioning a dysonphere like construct, but instead of a star as its fuel source, it would use my own body. The human body is full of useful materials, iron, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen and most importantly: hydrogen. Hydrogen is a high grade energy source when used in a fusion reactor.

Once that is sorted out I'm free to kick back, relax and watch the black holes evaporate. 1 by 1.

As for what to do with my forever? Everything. I'll build a star and a new Earth out of my own fucking blood and bone. I'll count backwards from a billion. I'll push the limits of science to their very limits and learn how to solve rubics cubes. I'll have my chosen people recreate /b/ and shitpost for centuries. I will endure long after the cosmos itself has died.

>>688489947
I'd do it.

>§inb4 heat death of the Universe.
There are 4-5 death of the Universe theories, we are so unevolved as a species how are we to know what will happen?
>influence and shape humanity, meet and influence other civilisations, watch and chronicle the history of the Universe...

What if the big crunch is the aftermath of the heath death? You can't prove otherwise.
Then with your immortality you'll be a part of the new universe to watch and chronicle.

>>688499342
impervious to any ailment, learn to read nigga

>>688501510
Then I'd devote the first few decades to brain computer interfaces.

remember how when you were like 10 christmas seemed to take forever to come around?

and when you were 20 it seems like half that time?

Now imagine being 10,000, or 100,000 years old.

>>688501523
Lost at rubics cube

>>688501304
>Your scenario is meaningless because the universe, whether it's infinite, what it came from, how and if it will end and whether it's even material or simulated is unknown

2/10, made me reply.
Literally the only thing that one can use to make this decision is the knowledge that we currently have about the most likely scenario. Coming up with retarded ideas about flying into blackholes to go to other galaxies and (even worse) the universe being simulated, is maximum autism. They merit zero consideration, because there is zero evidence to support them. You're risking the most insane torture ever conceived on ideas you got from Anne Mccaffrey sci-fi books. Fucking stupid ass.
Btw, not an argument, at all

inb4 taking it too seriously, i realize it is a silly hypothetical

>>688501925
Pretty sure that has diminishing returns and it revolves around things going on remaining pretty samey. Highlander gives a pretty accurate portrayal of how life as an immortal would seem

>>688500912
pretty sure that meth, not weed

I'd get some fucker to build a casaba howitzer and fire me into space

>>688502274
You'd stop columbus from discovering the new world lol

>>688500288
Dude, you have billions of years to build yourself a fucking space ship.

>>688502335

>highlander is a documentary about what being immortal is

okay lol

>>688502274
Not who you're replying to but even if you get stuck floating in the void for eternity, is that really worse than just dying.

The way I'd imagine it once you got bored you could just sleep and dream. Become some kind of 'great old one', sleeping for decades at a time in the embers of your universe. Seeing old friends and enemies from hundreds of trillions of years ago, exploring endless worlds of your own devising, occasionally waking to jack off or something.

But given the choice for dreaming for eternity and missing out on it? I'd choose the first no matter how much I'd end up regretting it.

>Live forever
>Likelyhood of something either 'trapping' you in a scenario you cant get out of or leaving you stranded in space within 100,000 years extremely likely, leaving you alone with your mind trapped in insanity.

yeah nah.
by then we'd have uploaded our minds to computers and shit anyway so what's the point?

>>688502512
>implying that's a bad thing

>>688502703
Even that aside you aren't considering what was said

>>688490595
I'm not afraid of dying in itself, but rather the nothingness that is likely to follow.

I would, it would probably be really really lonely at times but also I would think there would be fun times too. You could choose a side in any war and singlehandedly win, you could finally explore space, or just explore the deepest parts of the ocean.

>>688502853
Lol

>>688491287

>fat neck beard afraid to die.

I enjoyed reading that. Put half a thought into your life and maybe you'll leave b

>>688502512
To be fair people tried to dissuade Columbus not because they were closed minded xenophobes but because he thought he could sail to China.

Basically he ignored all the of well understood scientific progress of the time and struck out blindly. He simply got lucky. He wasn't at all smart. If he had been right, he would have died at sea.

>>688502950
Fight a war and singlehandedly win.
>Get nucked/bombed
>trapped under rubble
>no way of freeing self
>trapped for centuries if no help comes.

Explore space
>Something goes wrong
>floating for eternity
>mind goes insane

Explore deepest parts of the ocean
>Swimming around
>Get caught in a trench/ w,e
>chill underwater for thousands upon thousands of years

sounds good m8

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I don't see why I can't choose suicide down the road considering that anything we did to become immortal would most likely be easily reversible but still yes. I'm too interested in my short sighted curiosities to even entertain any of the horrible endless experiences an immortal could end up trapped in, let alone FEAR them. Especially when I'd have all that time to figure it all out.

>>688502704
You really don't know what you're talking about. Please read up on Anechoic chambers. Then read about how 45 minutes in one drives people insane. Then imagine that magnified by 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
and you START to approach what it would be like. START.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/earths-quietest-place-will-drive-you-crazy-in-45-minutes-180948160/?no-ist

>>688492467

If u tell everyone in the world you are immortal then they can't get u or at least not secretly

ok just to say something all these people saying "you will end up in some kind of hell state" while i used to agree with that ive come to realize theres a single word wrong with that....."end"

you will never "end" up in anything you will just go through events, if the world ends in a heat death then you get to live through that and see what comes next, if your left on the husk of a dead planet you get to eventually experience an escape, if you reach a state of pure utter madness you get to fight in inner turmoil to reach a state of total clarity and through all the experiences you will forever be the better for it all

side note- watching your family die doesnt affect some people, some i might miss but most id just laugh it off

>>688503178
You're a closed minded retard. The only reason that science of the time was debunked and we know what we do is not everyone listens to idiots like you

>>688503543
I want to try that

>>688492739
>your friends will die
Then don't have friends

>>688503586
>u reach a state of pure utter madness you get to fight in inner turmoil to reach a state of total clarity and through all the experiences you will forever be the better for it all

It's not "the world" ending in a heat death you fuckstick it is the ENTIRE UNIVERSE. God fucking autists on here I swear, kys please

>>688503543
intresting, i heard (lololllllll) about that and i'm fucking curious

You have to take into consideration how your perspective of time would be warped. A century would feel like nothing to you because you have been around for so long.

>>688503251
The underwater one is the only thing that seems tolerable. Imagine all the weird fish that would come up to try and take a bite out of you

>>688503663
Actually I sort of do, too. As long as I'm sure I can leave when I want

>>688503841
Based on what research done on immortal beings, exactly? 14yo B&

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Then I can make my perfect world

>>688503543
Except nobody actually goes crazy in anechoic chambers, people have spend days in them.

Plus I'm thinking that insanity falls under the pier-view of "ailment or physical harm", therefore my immortal form is immune to it.

Plus this (>>688501523) is my idea.

Getting stuck in space really isn't the plan. Unless something goes wrong. And remember, I'll have the next few billion years to think up strategies to avoid getting spaced for eternity.

>>688503660
I'm not who you've been talking too. I just wanted to point out that Columbus is one of the most whitewashed historical figures and he really doesn't get the shit he deserves.

If people listened to idiots like me we'd be colonising the milky way by now.

>>688501523

Maybe god did this

>>688503793
yes, it is the entire universe, but the point still stands....its an INFINITE amount of time and can you honestly say that there is absolutely 0.0% chance of another event occuring to recreate the old or create ('scuse me "form") a new universe? if theres even a 0.a hundred fucking billion 0's 1% then you will live to see it and to claim that theres absolutely nothing after the heat death is intellectual dishonesty

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>>688489947
Probably, but I'd want some clauses avoiding things like dwindling into a wizened ol' grasshopper* as time passed, and avoidance of similar cautionary-tale endings.

Also, what happens to me when the Universe ends?


*Some daft bugger in ancient Greece wished for immortality, forgot to make sure he was also getting eternal youth, so he aged and aged and aged and dwindled and shrank and wound up a dried up ol' husk and rhat's why we have grasshoppers, O my Best Beloveds.

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>>688490450
All those concurrent life sentences that you could not die yourself free of....

I would probably pick immortality with the described perks of being eternally young and immune to illness and mental decay.

But it´s probably the wrong choice. No mental decay means, that you do not even have access to sweet madness when the end of the universe plunges you into eternal, concious nothingness.

>>688502900
interestingly enough there was infinite nothingness that you came from to begin with. Life is but a twinkle of finite time then back to nothingness.

>>688503543
vsauce got went into one, he only left because he got bored...spent like 2 hours in there too

>>688490925
Enjoy that 100,000 years between carelessly falling into the lava am erosion weathering you out.

>>688489947
Of course, I would fuck people up.

>>688504246
A chance of something happening isn't the same as that event being guaranteed. You might as well just pray to God b/c that is all you're doing, imagining.

>>688504030
>Plus I'm thinking that insanity falls under the pier-view of "ailment or physical harm", therefore my immortal form is immune to it.

Well, I'd want to clear that up before agreeing ;) But it doesn't really negate the fact that even if you don't go insane, you're going to spend a billion years staring at darkness. Not exactly a fun time.

>Plus this (>>688501523) is my idea.

>Getting stuck in space really isn't the plan.

Your ideas rely heavily on interpretation of the rules of the hypothetical, that isn't something that I would so flippantly trust against the potential of sanity and infinite torture. Better get that shit in writing.

>>688504196
>whitewashed
what does it mean/what do you mean? real question, tried to google, still don't understand

>>688503793
The universe ending how you said is one od many possibilities. You should stop posting lol

>>688504196
Shut up jamal

>>688496162
you can just wait until rocks disapear

When you're immortal, you live by different rules. Rule number 1 is don't get trapped.

Nuclear blasts are just an inconvenience to you. But active geological zones? Forget about it.

Hell, if I was immortal like OP described I probably wouldn't even enter buildings or air-planes. Fuck getting pinned in a fuselage for a decade, I'll just swim to fucking china thank you.

>>688505110
in a single event yeah but if its a whatever the fuck chance at any given time then yeah over an unlimited amount of time yeah its guarenteed, imagine a multi-sided coin with a tail for every digit in pi and one head, if you spend an eternity flipping that coin over and over your gonna get heads eventually

>>688505115
It means to make a person or group look better by covering up their bad history.

In this instance Columbus was not only a huge idiot, but also a greedy, deceitful, rapist, mass-murder. But he's largely remembered as a trailblazer and adventurer, just because he happened to 'discover' America.

>>688505110
Death of the universe isn't guaranteed either or even scientifically backed up. Are you even a person? Or are you just a shit hose without a brain, because all you're doing is spewing shit to justify your cowardly choice of death

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I see we've added immunity from mental degradation, so now I have to wonder -- what happens when you have used up every last trace of whatever mechanism in the brain stores knowledge? Yo'd be living your life at that point with only short-term memory, though presumably still able to access what you learned/experienced up to that point -- like being an Alzheimer's patient with a PhD, or something.

>>688505638
thanks! tere is an italian comic that represent the story in a more realistic way:)

>>688505638
Lol go away jamarcus

>>688505638
Spotted the SJW, guys!

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>>688505790

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>>688505311
>When you're immortal, you live by different rules. Rule number 1 is don't get trapped.

This is a critical consideration -- and worth bearing in mind that in an essentially infinite amount of time, there will be essentially infinite opportunities to get trapped.