Because I'm even a procrastinating piece of shit when it comes to suicide.

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>>688368167

please give me the motivation, cheer me on

>>688368369
LOL

>>688368167
I dont know. I should have.

Because even though life is ultimately pointless, I need to be alive to be an annoyance to others

>>688368369
>>688369350
I've been staring at this bottle of bleach for a couple days now

Uhhhh probably cause I didn't fuckin want to.

>>688368167
Too lazy

I don't want to die.

>>688369480
Shut up Bobby.

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Well i was just thinking about it right before you mentioned it! I think i'll go on ahead!

>>688368167
we were never really gonna do it we just wanted attention

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>>688369480

>>688369480
bleach is so in-efficient

I Don't have a quick painless way to do it really the only thing stopping me

please help encourage us suicidal users :)
your words help!

>>688369018
there is literally 0 point to life

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>>688368167
because life's fuckin' awesome :D

>>688369873
so what to use instead? gimme tips

>>688369875
no high buildings where you live?

>>688368167
Because she might find out. I don't want her to know how pathetic I am.

How many people killed themselves because of /b/?

>>688368167
Plenty of time to be dead later. Life's pointless and everything, but death even more so.

>>688370082
Camwhores are not people.

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>>688368167
Because I finally made a friend

>>688368167
day isn't over...

I'm smart and I have lots of opportinities.
I'm lack energy and motivation right now, but I want to see what happens next. I hope to have a good impact on this planet.

>>688369875
C'mon, buy rope and hang yourself.

If you wont fuck up, its quick, painless, relatively clean and quite manly way to off yourself

>>688370228
But they could be.

>>688370236
where the fuck do i buy helium though

>>688370024
not high enough don't want to fuck up and become paralyzed

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>>688370351
>im smart and have lots of opportunities

>>688370494
a place where they sell balloons like a party store

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyZlS05jGKE&feature=youtu.be&t=2m16s&ab_channel=EricFrank

>>688370565
Kek

i contemplated killing myself today but haven't got the balls to do it cos I know how much it will hurt my family.

>>688370494
i got a helium tank at walmart a while ago

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I'm waiting to see if the beings who created this simulation will offer me something to keep me in here with everybody else.

>>688368167
cause i'm too poor for a rope

>>688368167
Spite

can anyone confirm drinking rubbing alcohol kills or not?

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'Cause I hate the world more than I hate myself and would rather punish it with my presence.

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>>688371362
>punish it
hahhahahha wtf are you gonna do to 'punish' the world you spergy retarded white boy

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>>688368167
death is exp waste

Huh, almost forgot to do that

>>688370900
Jordies gunna top himself one day, if he doeskin die of a heart attack beforehand

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Because I still need to buy the 1070

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>>688370082
Anyone weak minded enough to actually an hero because somebody here told them to... is beyond all help anyway!

>>688371362
this anon gets it...
>If you can't find something to live for
>then you should find something worth dying for

why not troll YLYL threads with bananas all day long... it's very rewarding work :)

>>688369913
Settle down edge fag

>>688369875
>car
>garden hose from exhaust
>go to sleep, just don't wake up
Easy and painless

>>688373343
prove me wrong tho

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>>688368167
because dead people cant go fishing

>>688368167
because I want to drink the next cup of coffee. also, going to roskilde, and I have to be quite alive to listen to the music there

>>688368369
lmao me too

>>688369018
Life is hard, but honestly just enjoy life, talk to friends spend time with family, go for a drink out, or go work out the best advice I can give is to talk when your down

>>688368167
because I probably ruined the first big step of success in my gf's life and Im clinging on to the hope she can forgive me
never drank before losing her but I almost did
not killing myself over girl but I feel like the biggest douche bag

>>688371318
Maybe after a few months/ years of continual drinking ypu liver will pack in.
Not before you go blind first though.

>>688373523
You just want someone to give you the reason to, I won't give you that satisfaction if your down go talk to your friends or family and tell them how your feeling, even on b/ you can find people who are genuinely nice would lend a ear to listen to you

>>688374578
>implying i have friends or family

>>688368167
My girlfriend is coming over and I didn't want to be a hassle

>>688374724
Well guess what even if you do I'll listen to you till I have to go to work, so what's going Bud

>>688368167
The day ain't over.

>>688375144
>23
>no job
>no friends
>no gf
>family all dead
what do

>>688368167
because I have a girlfriend

>>688375153
kek

>>688368167
Life is one of the worst things in existance but it is all i have and is finite anyway, why not sit out the ride for the hell of it?