Permabans for any kind of spam (spiderman, banana, etc)
Word filter posts with any of the following words:
>summer
>cuck
>reported
>sage
>dubs/trips/etc
into "I am a stupid faggot".
BOOM. 90% of the site's problems fixed just like that.
>>688282565
>>688282565
At least you got the dubs/trips/etc part right.
add zozzle and kek to the word filter
>>688282858
kek indeed
>>688282858
I'm trying to be more realistic. If we start adding any single word that pisses us off, the list is gonna be way too long.
>>688282565
We're not reddit you dumb nigger. Go home.
>>688283480
>Summer af
>>688282565
Most of those things are already against the global rules. Just report them when you see then, you lazy faggot.
>>688282565
Fuck off summerfag
>>688284235
>Implying That Reddit Cannot Say These Things
Reddit Master Race
No more request threads. Nobody complains but that will clean up a shitload of threads.
>>688282565
But this already exists OP
>>>/r9k/
>>688282565
1: The mods need to start arbitrarily banning stale repetitive shit like they did in the old days. Trap threads, cuck threads, BBC threads, fur threads, roll threads, loli threads they all need to be temporarily pruned. They don't need to go forever; but they need to die for a while.
2: The trap threads in particular should be given their own fucking board because that shit is out of control, way more out of control than My Little Pony ever was.
3: Bring back the ability to Sage.
>>688282565
dude 4chan sucks even moot left
>>688282565
shut your mouth you summer cuck.
sage goes into all fields.
>>688282565
>implying banana threads aren't god tier
Please do us all a favor and go back to:
>>>/reddit/
or an hero please you gigantic nigger faggot cuck .
>>688286032
>reddit master race
Drink bleach.
Did this when I ran my image board. It truly did help.
>>688282565
You just have to accept that the banana is eternal OP.
>>688282565
>Permabans for any kind of spam (spiderman, banana, etc)
>>688287668
>Implying people who post bananas don't gargle balls and swallow jizz by the gallon
KYS FFS
>2000+4^2
>not liking banana
Thanks, Lori.
>>688288101
We had a real problem woth fug. Shit was out if control. Banned anyone who posted it. And if for some reason we missed one. Word filtered it to "I suck cock"
>>688282565
>>688284235
newfriend detected, you candy-ass roody-poo. word filters are not a new idea on 4chan
>>688288659
>kys
>cuckyishere fan detected
May I re-direct you to where you belong friend?
>>>/9gag/
>>688288783
Lol que the rocks theme song.
>>688286920
What? We can't sage anymore?
OP: "Stop derailing my loli threads with spodermens"
>>688288977
Not saging, saying you're saging.
>>688282565
>4chan taking any measures to stop spam/kids
welcum 2 4chins
>>688287668
>>688288023
>2016
>Still uses 4chan
There is literally nothing wrong with Reddit. Even moot left this shit, Japanese cartoon forum.
>>688282565
>>688282565
this sites fine you fucking fag.
>>688282565
Impose death penalty for all trap / boipussy / faggot related posts
>>688289195
I fucking hate bananas though, they fuck up every thread. and spidermans.
>>688282565
>perma ban for spam
>spiderman, banana, etc.
You only awoke the sleeping giant OP. If you post it, bananas will come.
>>688289153
Something is wrong with every website. Gtfo of here then you Reddit cuck
>>688285877
>>688288744
>>688288977
Check em
>>688282565
>>688282565
PERMA BANS FOR ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH FURRY'S AND BOIPUSSY!
MAKE 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN. NOT A SAFE HAVEN FOR FAGGOTS.
also unban HEAVEN PLS! HE WAS A /B/RO.
Oh, Schools out already?
>nb4 "im not a newfag"
>Fix 4Chan
>>688289286
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>688289306
You must be new here.
>>688286920
The cuck stuff really confuses me. It only got here about less than a year ago (at least in large quantities) but it already spread to ALL the adult boards as well. It was never a thing on any of them before but now it's half of them all. One or two threads is fine, half the board isn't.
As for traps, yeah, they've needed their own board for awhile, but I feel like they've gone down at least a bit in the past two or so years.
You did miss one thing, however...
>bring back ID's
>bring back ID's
>bring back ID's
>bring back ID's
>bring back ID's
>>688286920
All the threads in 1. don't need to be pruned, they just need to be moved to /trash/
>>688282565
you are the cancer and you dont even know it.
>>688289985
>bring back ID's
Yeah, that'll cut down on spam. Idiot.
>>688286920
>ban trap threads.
trap threads are the new bait just like cp used to be. where you think they are going to get new users without something like that.
>>688290125
It's not to get rid of spam, it's for the sake of original threads. So many threads get derailed by people pretending to be OP that they never really have a chance to get going. Also makes only one timestamp necessary when they're used instead of having to timestamp every single picture.
>>688290374
I don't think you know what bait is.
>>688282709
>>688282565
See, the whole summer and sage thing came about because faggots like you came along and destroyed /b/ and its what us long-time users have to resort to try cope with your cancer.
The dubs/trips etc has been around since the board began so once again, you are a faggot and fuck you.
The reported thing...well, there have always been white knights. Should report your ass, you know, because you are a faggot and fuck you.
>pic related - its what I want to do to you. Because you are a faggot and fuck you.
>>688282565
Trap threads. Not sure if they are bait or serious
>>688290507
>it's for the sake of original threads
>roll for le shrek
Mm hmm.
>>688282565
delete the entire website.
>>688290374
Wait so trap threads aren't serious?
>>688290672
saying "REPORTED" while have reported someone, actually will get you banned if the mods are competent. as its against the rules.
>>688290518
not that kind of bait faggot.
>>688282565
Fuck you faggot. Its shit like that that leads to Reddit.
You don't get anything by banning stupid shit. All you do is destroy content and then reach a point where the only stuff you don't ban is utter shit.
>>688290926
no they are serious but they originally started out as a joke to get people to jerk off to dudes so you could call them faggots. problem is it changed into circlejerking threads because people took it the wrong way.
>>688291068
There's one kind of bait, unless you're using some reddit definition.
>>688282565
what a fucking summer cuck piece of shit, can't even get trips and this autistic nigger faggot has the audacity to present a post that clearly needs to be saged. I hope i get quads so i go down in history as the nigger that got quads for telling you what for
>>688290934
I have been here since '06 - the mods have never been competent. There only have been a few times where I have ever seen them do their job:
>The brony cleanup
>Through moots feminazi stage - banning all antifem posts
>real early days before they got lazy
The only other times they do their jobs is with the whole "you post in this thread, mods ban you" threads that used to happen because mods loved fucking around.
Now? well. mods arent a thing as far as I am concerned.
>>688291273
it invited faggots to this board to be fucking open about their faggot behaviors, it was funny when someone would post as a trap just to get lulz. but then faggots thought people were generally enjoying them existing. so they moved in. now its become a blight.
No need friend, my brain already does this.
implying there aren’t epic dubs and trips decides threads once in a while
get out you fucking newfag
>>688289985
>The cuck stuff really confuses me. It only got here about less than a year ago (at least in large quantities) but it already spread to ALL the adult boards as well. It was never a thing on any of them before but now it's half of them all. One or two threads is fine, half the board isn't.
Just redditers posting what they can't post back home.
>>688282565
I wouldn't mind a work safe /b/
>>688291448
Post CP and watch how fast you get banned from the HUGE surge of white knight faggots.
>>688282565
What a shitty thread. At least we have bananas on it.
>>688291448
thats cause moot killed snacks fun. now hes prob, hanging out on reddit, banning people for no reason. instead of here, banning people FOR a reason.
>>688291533
>epic dubs
That's never happened, anything less than quints is not noteworthy.
>>688291644
>>688291413
or the literal definition of bait. something to lure faggots to the site. cp's gone and its been replaced by dicks and traps.
>>688288740
2018
Not liking banana
Go back to school u tard
>>688291659
>>688291273
>>688291492
This makes much more sense. Thanks bros. It's just everywhere and it feels like an overused joke
>>688291890
>>688291753
>>688291644
>>688291890
>>688291769
>or the literal definition of bait
Which is the only definition of bait. Seriously, tell me what you think we're talking about here, because you're clearly not understanding what you're reading.
Get rid of the kiddies who scream MODS whenever they get scared of cp. Reinforce the "if you don't like it, don't click" idea. Trap threads are cancer but the main problem is the user base who take their dicks outside of the (many) trap threads to post on others.
Porn is ruining /b/ too, but there's not much hope for that, Spider-Man on Loli threads is meh, they're used to it.
We basically need more oldfag mods and less tumblrina and sjws on the site in general.
How to fix 4Chan:
Add hashtags so we can attract as much attentions as possibles to our spodermans!
Let us tag our friends to show them the newest dank meme we dropped, bro!
Get rid of Anonymous posting so everyone can get to know the dankest meme-droppers around!
Allow unlimited bumping so the newfags don't get left out!
Word filter words like
>KEK
>meme
>dubs
>"-fag"
into "LGBTQ supporter".
BOOM. 90% of you faggots need to stop complaining about gay shit everyday, you don't help either
>>688291713
Yes, but there has been amazing dubs decides threads and shit like that, you fucking newfag
>>688292007
>>688291962
>>688291492
>>688291492
yes but the joke was post everything but the dick till the end of the thread. It backfired just like acting like a retard invited actual retards that felt at home.
You newfags bore me
>>688292132
>Yes, but
There is no but if you agree. And, no, there has never been amazing dubs. If they impress you, how can you call anyone else a newfag?
>>688292183
>>688292337
nothing against Deadpool
>>688292506
>>688292337
>>688292245
the problem is the autism too. these autistic fucks repeat the SAME OLD JOKE. OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. until literally people generally hate the content and don't find it funny any more. Have often do you see the navy seal pasta, on non-related shit.
>>688292404
>>688292494
>implying you dont have an autistic level of reading comprehension
I said the threads were amazing
you are a such a summerfag you dont even know what i’m talking about
>>688282565
censorship is anti american. gtfo
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>>688292199
I'm just here for the free coffee...
>>688292750
Have you ever gone outside?
>>688292780
>implying dubs are impressive
check my fucking quints, asshole
>>688292750
>>688292924
what's that?
>>688289985
>bring back ID's
Disregard that, I suck cocks
>>688291792
that's 4 to the power of 2 you fucking retard. It's basically 4*4 which is 16. Isn't it past your bedtime kid or are you just a complete faggot who doesn't know simple math?
>>688292780
>I said the threads were amazing
Apparently autistic reading comprehension to you is excellent reading comprehension? Nobody misunderstood you. If there are no amazing dubs, there cannot be amazing dubs threads. Go to bed, you're embarrassing to reply to.
>>688292982
>>688293031
Are you saying you are a virgin or....
>>688282565
Readd ids
>>688289227
Please God
>>688293118
You are a newfag so you havent witnessed the kinds of threads that I have
>>688292022
is this bait?
see what i did, the 'other' use of bait, that someone up there wrongly assumed was what was meant by the first anon in this comment chain
a bait text, with preporterous arguments, or moronic comments, or simply controversial or shunned upon opinions, that may seem unlikely to have been innocently thought up by someone, with intentions to bait commenters into replying trying rebufe it.
>>688293178
>>688282565
Sage
Also check my dubs
>>688292750
>>688282858
Top zozzle M80
>>688293285
You're obviously not the same retard who is genuinely impressed by one of every ten posts, but thank you for trying to keep it going.
>>688293315
>>688293178
>>688282565
I think it's fine the way it is tbh.
>>688293674
>>688293065
my point
>we could have stopped this waste of a post
>>688282565
>>688293773
>>688293512
Never seen a dubs decides thread? Those are pretty much the only non-shit threads on /b/ these days, once in a while they are actually pretty good.
>>688282565
Summer cuck reported, sage goes in all fields. Nice dubs, tho.
>>688292425
I REALLY REALLY REALLY
>>688282565
>spam spiderman
bullshit then how do derail trap loli faces treads.
>>688293875
>Those are pretty much the only non-shit threads on /b/ these days
You serious? The extreme majority of those threads never deliver and the winner is either reroll or something about Hitler or dicks. I should be asking you if you've ever seen one.
>sage
>>688294063
>>688291792
Ouch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyt05XVE-b8
The following should be filtered. Feel free to do so:
Loli
abuse
fb fap
bbw
What's this guys name again
Just forced my sister
Gf rate
MoonMan
trap
R34
Cock
sh0ta
Shota
pics of sluts
Sluts
Waifu
feels thread
First three words that come to mind
first three words
you shouldn't share
my dick
Celeb fap
Friends you'd fuck
more on its way
>>688293857
>>688294114
If you lurk more you will eventually find some that are good. Not too long ago there was one with a timestamp sexy cumdumpster that showed her tits and she was trolling some beta cuck guy
Dubs and trips decided her texts to him
and she always delivered
It was fucking hilarious
>>688294063
gay porn works well with trap threads but I'm worried about what it might spawn.
>>688294313
Fuck you cunt, the feels threads are like the only things that are okay
>>688294177
>>688294402
>It was fucking hilarious
Show me. You're really trying to sell me on this idea that dubs aren't for babies, so go on.
4Chan will never be good again because the internet in general has changed.
Forever sad oldfag here
>>688294313
>>688294402
care to share?
>>688282565
Fuck you summer cuck
>>688294313
Newfag holocaust anyone?
>>688294627
Also, never seen a thread with a hot girl that let dubs decides what she does?
if you lurk more and stop being such a newfag you will find amazing threads where the OP delivers and is actually attractive
you are by definition a faggot if you can’t appreciate a thread like that
>>688282565
Loli should be allowed everywhere tho
>>688282565
>>688294942
Still waiting for you to prove that those threads were ever good. You can, can't you?
>>688292750
I really really really like this post
>>688294826
It could have been avoided if people would just lurk for a few months instead of fagging up the place right away.
>>688294942
Basically dubs threads are one of the very few threads that aren’t total shit on /b/
if not for them, why are you even here?
>>688295080
Why are you even on /b/?
give me an example of a good thread
They should make a comedy board with greentext and shit.
>>688293031
Yeah, so? I made that post over 2 years ago too.
>>688295238
>give me an example of a good thread
Why? I'm not arguing that there are any good threads on /b/. If you can't prove that dubs threads have ever not been newfag bait, then you're wrong.
>>688294950
Agreed, however I hate the loli thats super child-like
>>688282565
So censorship? Go fuck yourself.
>>688295481
sauce ?
>>688295420
I'm arguing with a troll or a severe autist summercuck faggot
either way, i need to rethink my life
I’m out
>>688294313
Full list guys. Anything you see there that you like, you don't have to add:
S/fur
Pokebox
FAP GAME
faces of /b/
deepweb
get nudes
it's the leader speaking
MEXITHREAD
kik
Diaper
fuck the bunny
CUM TRIBUTE
Rule 34
NUDE GAME
h/fur
Fluffy
Lolicon
Judy
should never share
Diaper
Flat Earth
Chubby thread
fetish
atheist
Zootopia
Dick R8
sissy
Feet
how would you use her
Atheists
Gaybois
POST YOUR SECRETS
celeb
My balls
porn webm
Pictureswap
gey
>>688282565
yes, because censorship is the best way to preserve freedom of speech
>>688295656
YLYL
help me out
trips decides
Hook up
non-nude
meme
how they fuck
noods
Risk thread
tinder
am I ugly
O SHIT
Guess what country I'm from
meetup
rate
teen pregnancy
foreskin
Go away evil dogger
armpit thread
The Hunger Games
Snapchat
Vape thread
Creepshot
anal
beastiality
drug thread
words that come to mind
Creepshots
more of her
You're going to love this
dat boi
beast thread
Hunger games
first thing you notice
sister
link me to a forum with passes
Left or right
fur
Pics you shouldn't
Gore
and I hate every single one of you
sleeping beauties
Teens
summer
cuck
reported
sage
dubs
trips
zozzle
>>688295582
If you're trolled by the idea that dubs are shit, yes, you need to rethink your life.
>>688295670
It's too block out the immeasurable amount of these threads there are at once.
>>688282565
I agree with you
But bans mean nothing as you just need to reset your IP to unban yourself.
4chan is fine but /b/s problem is it has very few mods and janitors so spam isn't clean up and goes un punished.
But the 4chan leadership are activly avoiding getting more janitors and mods for /b/ so if you want to fix it we need to replace the leadership with people who do their jobs.
>>688295721
>>688282565
you cuck wanting to give up your liberties
>>688295846
Terminal
>>688285877
The mods don't care on /b/
You can report spam and YOU will get banned for "abusing the report button" and the Spammers won't.
>>688293806
Nah, you couldn't.
This place is shit for a long time.
'GUD OL B' is fukken duckling syndrome faggots having wet dreams about /b/
All this shit happened before. ID's, masked numbers for no dubs/trips, changed words, etc.
But there is one thing now. ADs. Or should I say AIDS? Ads bring profit. And if faggots coming to this board is profitable... Shit never gonna change
>>688295721
U
>>688286920
>fur threads
Shhhhhh just accept it
>>688295809
what, the fact that they die out after a certain number of replies or a post limit doesn't do a good enough job?
Grow a fucking brain; you get pony futa for your stupidity
>>688295547
Artist is Homura Subaru
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=3345902
@Blood_Edge on twitter (poor quality images though)
They've made a few 10/10 doujins as well.
>>688296116
I'd rather just not see them, permavirgin.
I’ve been here all week, why do people call me a newfag? I just want to fit in
>>688288977
>>688289103
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>688296236
Reminder that this is a cancerous forced meme that came from Tumblr.
>>688296292
Because you post shit like this, you'll be called a newfag no matter how old of a fag you are
>getting butthurt about the word ‘’cuck’'
>being that much of an SJW cuck
>>688295830
it has plenty of mods they are just paid to catch pedos so they dont do any real janitorial service.
Please die and things angry people say...
>>688282565
>MFW you can't call half-chan what it is.
>>688284235
what is this meme called?
>>688296292
can’t wait till it’s summer so i can troll newfags by saying that i have been here all summer
Bumpo
Fuck this thread
>>688296357
What?!? I had no idea!
fuck
your
>>688296934
bumper
rules
>>688282565
ban this fagit
>>688297162
Ban you faggot with your spam shitting this site up more than it already is.
I just found out about this forum on 9gag. Hello friends my name is Blake!
>>688297301
How about being able to post cp like in the golden days?
>>688297261
>>688297666
Fuck off satan that's illegal
>>688282565
then this post would be gone
convert this format to a forum
registered users get can only post
registered users get user names
ability to aquire reputation
like/dislike of posts
neg rep or high dislike count = ban
IDK but would probably get rid of most of the garbage here and would be better than what it is currently imo
>>688297070
>>688297888
>>688297854
Well evil is required to get rid of more evil
>>688297888
That sounds an awful lot like reddit
>>688282565
divide by zero.
>>688296206
Then don't come to /b/, waste of Oxygen.
Jesus, "I'd rather not see them" is all the explanation you have and you call me the virgin? What do you do when you find somebody in real life who disagrees with you? Do you insult them and tell them they're never going to have sex, too?
Funny part is I've probably fucked more than you have.
>>688286920
This
Mods are faggots.
I hope a homeless man raw dogs your ass tonight OP
>>688298234
Look. I'm sorry I came off too strong. Alright? I just feel like this board could be much better than it currently is. Maybe the way I feel it should be done is not the right way, but it could be better.
>>688298234
>>688298578
Not trying to fuck with you before you assume that by the way.
>>688289227
it's a start
>>688296116
That could be it. Creating a bigger gap of time between posts and a lower post limit.
OP here, I can't stop sucking cocks.
>>688291692
We NEED Snacks
THANK FUCKING GOD THAT "Pepe" is not on the word filter
eat dicks fags
New thread:
>>688299637
@688282565 (OP)
Sage. Reported for being a summerfag cuck that can't even get trips.
And check the dubs.
This is now a ylyl get thread
/thread
OP is a roodie poo.
>>688299883
yeah op is a nigger
>>688299415
my name is nigger and you WILL address me properly
>>688297888
I like that idea, but like the idea of blowing off some steam anono, like yelling in the mic for couple mins, then off to username land
>>688282565
summerfag as fuck. Go to reddit if you don't like it. rolling, derailing and avataring are allowed on /b/. Telling someone you reported them is a bannable global rule. Sage is allowed on all boards as a way to comment without bumping
>>688298578
if you censor shit too much, you ruin the point of /b/. There isn't a way to make the board better, except to establish more anonymity than already is here.
>>688302147
There's also other boards people can fuck off to...
Even entire other sites like 7chan
>>688302147
You're probably right. I think a wider time gap may help however.
>>688302353
Also, this.
>>688302353
yeah, but the best thing you could possibly do is >>688302407
Which still wouldn't make anything particularly better, just make shitposting slightly more annoying.
One of my favorite posters hung in my library in high school. Pic related.
I agree
« banhammer for anyone posting dis bish
>>688302805
neat.