>>688111682
How are you doing, and what do you spend your freetime on?

I am sorry Op I will not ask you anything because you situation is shit enough

How does it feel living in literal trash

>>688111682
Saludos desde la 2da

>>688111861
I'm doing good, I usually draw a lot, hang out with friends, get drunk, go to shows and just try to find something fun to do

>>688111682
Why haven't you moved?

>>688112377

Notice how he didn't say anything about working. Fucking Mexicans

>>688112439
El kek

>>688112167
I like it, it's fun, it makes me appreciate a lot of what I have too

>>688112439
He asked him about his freetime. Learn to read lmao

Are there really donkey shows?

>>688112427
I plan on going around Mexico and stay in Guanajato after a while, haven't moved cause I actually like it here

>>688111682
How much does quality pussy cost at the local chica bars?

>>688112644
There's donkeys painter as zebras all around Revolution Ave in downtown, just as a tourist attraction which really sucks, you can take pictures with them dressed as a stereotypical mexican. Not any donkey related shows though

>>688111682
Why would I stop in TJ on my way down to Ensenada?

>>688112850
I've never paid for pussy, not a fan of congales either.

ever been to hong kong club?

what is your favorite Menudo song?

>>688112996
There's a lot to do here in TJ as well as cultures from all over mexico, you'll meet some pretty cool people and might learn something from the locals if you take the time to meet some

Corn or flour?

>>688113231
Yeah, not often though, I don't really fuck with strips

Where's the best place in TJ to find a passable trap to fuck?

>>688113568
I don't like any Menudo song unironically, probably Subete a mi moto though

Do you feel safe?

>>688114045
whats it like, I might be going to TJ in a few weeks, is it worth going to?

>>688113852
Down for both, depends on what you're eating

>>688114057
Coahuila zona norte, just walk along or go in a strip

>>688114236
I know how to move around here but even that way I don't feel safe all the time, it all depends on where you're at

>>688114240
Well yeah, you should try Adelita's too, I personally think it's better.

>>688111682
donde venden weed de calidad??

>>688111682
Do you feel sorry for the horse?

>>688111682
mexicali > tijuana

>>688114665
What do you mean "you know how to move"? Thanks for answering my question

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>>688114898
Calale en la zona, es una ruleta rusa, solo aguas con la placa.

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>>688113178
Nigga u gay

>>688112948
the show del burro is a real thing.

>>688114822
thanks for the advice will check it out!

>>688111682
culiacan > tijuana

>>688115228
I don't know what the deal with airline food is. Shut up, Jerry.

>>688114898
Mis compas son mis conectas asi que no agarro de conectas de la calle seguido, si lo hago normalmente es de la villa o la zona (no siempre esta buena) nomas aguas con la placa

>>688111682
What's it like living in TJ? I've been down there from San Diego a few times to eat cheap Mexican food and drink (and fuck strippers). Which places are cool to hang out at? I don't really know anywhere besides "the strip".

what are the chances of being killed by the drug cartel and do you have any advice for americans that want to go their?

>>688114943
They paint donkeys not horses and yeah I feel bad for them

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>>688115511
Who's Jerry?

>>688115564
you are gonna get killed dont you dare to come here

How long have you smuggled illegal drugs?

>>688115072
I mean I know where I shouldn't go, who I shouldn't talk back to and all that, just things you pick up from all around living in here

>>688115429
never been to that

>>688115666
Nice try, Satan. We all know it is the horses who paint.

>>688115883
/semen joke

Have yo seen the donkey show???

>>688115528
It's pretty much a ghetto and more fun SD, there's people from many different places, cops get away with anything but so can you. I think it all depends on what you like to do and the people you like being around with, cause you can go to really nice clubs or junky shitholes just in walking distance, the DIY scene is good here too. I recommend you to go into any place that catches your eye

>>688115564
There's no chance of you getting killed by the cartel, specially as an american tourist, my advice is to just not go into any place where there's guys hyping you up to go in, they just want your money and the prices in that place will definetly be expensive

>>688115759
Just when I want that cali weed for personal use

>>688116042
No

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Are donkey shows real?

>>688111682
On average, how many street tacos do you eat each day?

Have you ever given or received a tijuana tooth pull?

>>688117800
Yeah, I spot some half naked homeless people sometimes

>>688117965
I prefer homemade tacos

>>688117997
No

What's the best donkey show?

>>688117841
they was when I was a marine in the 80's

Do they have donkey shows where a guy gets it?

The banana shows were pretty farked up as well

>>688111682
Why is Mexico so fucked up?

>>688118229
no

>>688118382
Is there a donkey involved?

>>688117841
>>688118229
No, they probably barely existed a while back

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>>688111682
is it high noon???

How is Mexico generally in rural areas? Do cartels really rule it and is violence indiscriminate and left out for everyone to see

>>688118536
no a chick with a banana that shoves it home then pinches off bits with her snag and feeds them to drunk marines...

>>688118402
Corruption pretty much

>>688112439
Mexifag here, I was beating my wife as I read this and found this super relatable lol

Alguien conoce una libreria chingona de 2da mano ademas de Casa Retro?

>>688118589
No, I didn't take this picture

>>688111682
Como te gustan los xolos y vas a ir al alebrije hoy?

>>688118538
I was there watched one...sleazy joint...nasty bitch gets in a sling under donkey and get railed...it happened /b/ro

How much does a donkey cost?

>>688118973
kek

>>688112544
>El kek
TOP ZOZZLE, nice one

>>688111682
Saludos desde la casa alado del collegio aleman (;

Can you ride a donkey? Or is that only for mules?

>>688119099
checked
>zozzle

>>688111682
tijuana pull them pistols or
tijuana whistle dixie?

>>688118674
Not every rural area is the same, there are cartel filled areas, and some others were there's nothing but hard working and all around great people

>>688111682
i went there once and dudes sold hot dogs wrapped in bacon from street carts. they were amazing when i was drunk. what is that called?

>>688114057
In the red light district

>>688118789
El colectivo Cafe A, ademas tiene biblioteca de publicaciones independientes

>>688119241
Donkey dogs.

What's your luchador name?

>>688118875
No

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This is getting out of hand...

>>688119317
Donkeyshow

>>688119348

How do they get all those dubs?

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2 questions;

1, why the fuck is your city so fucking pedophile infested?

>MFW I went surfing in TJ and saw oldmen groping little girls on the beach and police turning a blind eye except for the time they robbed us 100$ in exchange we surf in peace

and number 2

Are all those hookers really fucked up mental bitches we see them all the time lined up for miles. Some of them are super fucking pretty though. Are they really that fucked up?

>>688118973
I doubt they would sell you what they use to make money

>>688119143
You can sit on top of one to take a picture

>>688114988
Guey
Mexicali vale madres
Esta mas caliente que la chingada y lo unico bueno de ahi es la comida china y tiene sabor a mierda de perro
Nose quien chingados quiere vivir en mexicali pero
Se que todos los que viven ahi son una bola de perdedores que no se pueden salir

>>688119401
it's probably that hacker "4chan" at it agian

I went to tijuana a couple years ago for a dental bridge and a crown. Shit was cash. I walked across the border, went over a bridge, passed a couple pharmacies, bam. I plan to go back. I was sketched because of everything I hear about mexico, violence etc. (I'm from seattle) any bomb places to eat that I should consider near the border?

>>688119241
Could be Sonora style hotdogs or some shit like that

>>688119294
Esta por la 1ra y revo?

>>688111682
Are you that rapist guy in the town? The serial rapist that goes after highschool girls?

>>688115564
The more gang related you are
The higher the chance of being attacked
Its actually gone down by a lot

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>>688119167
tijuana dance?

Alguna conecta por auditorio/20 de noviembre?
Me acabo de mudar y no conozco a nadie

>>688119554
>la comida china es la unica cosa buena
>sabe a mierda de perro
Te gusta la mierda de perro.

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>>688119847
under the moonlight

>>688111682
Can you go to pharmacies and buy meds without a prescription

>>688116042
Ask a taxi driver if you ever cross the border
They are rumored to know the way to the mythical donkey show

>>688119443
I guess you witnessed some random creepy shit, I wouldn't call it pedophile infested but I don't know and yeah cops just want money around here.
Some of them are just working, some are tweakers, not all the same. Not sure what you mean by mental bitches haha

>>688118402
Shitty moraless govt and politicians
Bad police pay role
Big demand for drugs in the north

>>688111682
Did you watch the newest episode of Game of Thrones yet?

>>688119607
You have barely touched TJ if you've only been around there. There's a hostal really close from the border where they have some bomb ass Oaxacan food

>>688119700
Simon en la primera en el arco, el andador izquierdo

>>688119607
Ask for
"Los Tacos El Franc"
Best tacos in town and relatively close from the border

>>688119881
No guey
Pero simpre la gente dice
>"la mejor comida china esta en Mexicali"
Fui y sabia a mierda

>>688119607
Tons of places downtown, try colectivo 9
sandiegoreed has tons of tj food posts
http://www.sandiegored.com/noticias/70636/The-Food-Colectivos-of-Northern-Baja/

>>688119952
It probably depends on what you're buying

>>688111682
why are your main exports beheadings and water that makes you diarrhea blood?

>>688120202
Don't watch that show

>>688120829
do tijuana girls shave their pussies?

>>688120779
No one here drinks tap water, I think it's stupid to go into another country and expect it to be just as the one you come from

>>688120761
Narcotics. Like oxycodone, codeine syrup and xanax

>>688111682
How cheap are MDMA, shrooms, and dank kush?

>>688112544
dos kequis

>>688121829
Seriously how much, i wanna start movin weight

>>688121699
Most pharmacies don't carry those, you can get lower quality syrup (compared to codeine I guess) for like 3-4 bucks with no presc.

>>688122177
But how much for mdma, shrooms, and dank kush?

>>688121829
If you know people it can always get cheaper. But it's definitely cheaper than in the US

>>688122387
I don't know exact wholesale prices so I'd rather not misinform you on that

>>688122657
The kush will be the easiest since all i need are seeds and its been rather wet lately

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How cheap can I get a vial of ketamine? Less than $US40

>>688122657
But how much for 20 120mg tabs of MDMA?

Well go ask a homie

>>688122959
>>688123057
I don't sell drugs

>>688123142
Nah, I'm chilling eating cereal right now

Que es tu opinion sobre los Xolos?

>>688124222
No veo futbol