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Christian Weston Chandler thread, can be anything CWC related. GO!
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>>688048727
Would you show up at his funeral?
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>>688048840
Only if Keurig sponsored it.
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What is this, 2008?
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>>688048840
If it's in Virginia, and it weren't too long, yeah. I live in North Carolina so I'm not too far, if it were any farther I wouldn't.
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Here's his youtube channel if anyone's interested.
https://www.youtube.com/user/CwcvilleGuardian
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I saw a fat, weird-looking dude wearing a Pokémon shirt the other day and immediately thought of Chris chan. I then wondered how offended he would be if he knew my thoughts.
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>>688049016
I just learned of Chris chan the other week by watching brendanielreads read Sonichu.
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I can't imagine how bad he smells.
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>>688049735
Oh wow did you just assume xirs gender?
I can't believe how bigoted some people are.
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>>688048727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
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Chris Chan is a Misandrist asshole.

I'd punch her in the face, for all the shit talk.
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>>688048727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DEI34TqfpE
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Do you guys think Chris chan would ever become woman if he completed his love quest?

Also, he treats his animals like shit, that's why I don't like him.
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>>688048727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79BLVp5p0Y

Would I be a faggot for watching Chris Chan's future streams?
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>>688051286
No, you wouldn't. They're hilarious. In his last one he took forever to beat a level in Uncharted and when he did he asked for money.
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>>688048727
Honestly, I just wish i could put him out of his misery. If regular NEETdom is a depression festival, he must be experiencing some sort of autistic pocket reality.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwVMz7IptMA
any fags looking to buy some retard cum?
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>>688050785
>punch her in the face
You mean punch IT in the face
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>>688051209
This!
Cris epic! He is just test all shit that autism can ever reach. He just a pure autism itself.
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We need /cwc/ board
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I work as a contract killer and torturer for the Sinaloa cartel here in the US.

If someone were willing to may be a couple thousand dollars I would be willing to do away with him in whatever way they prefer
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>>688052753
yall niggers hiring?
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>>688052753
I want to watch him get gangraped by niggers
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>>688052753
you should hire him as some sort of torture device
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>>688050121
Feminazi detected
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>>688051647
Oh god it's a brony too.
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>>688052909
I was contracted out of college actually. I actually have a contract to kill, of sorts, within Mexico

There are lots of ex-special forces and people who were competition shooters, but people by and far tend to prefer using a poison provided they can get close enough. If you give me a throwaway e-mail we'll track you down and I'll see if they want to come ask you a few questions

>>688052977
I can certainly set that up. You'd probably be paying more in that case though

>>688053048
We usually don't even talk to the torturees. Whoever they send to me it's just to inflict pain for a week on end or so and then kill
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>>688053307
Why hasn’t he killed himself yet?
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>>688053551
Completely encompassed by delusion. I'm convinced it's aided greatly towards his survival
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>>688053419
[email protected]
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>>688053240
>falling for b8 this easily
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>>688053390
He's like the patient zero of all bronies
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>>688053680
Get ready to die.
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>>688053789
Sonic fandom*
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>>688053856
Don’t call anyone!
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>>688052753
Thats fucking shit. Take the fun away from us, will you? This guy is a rare breed. The kinds of things that would come out of his mouth while being tortured would be one in a million. You have to at least circulate a video of that somewhere on the net.
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>>688053551
He has taught us that you can have an eternal supply of reasons to live if you give in to delusion.
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Chris chan is the one known as Autismo the Chromosome hoarder. Hes is showing us all how to be normal. Do the opposite of what he does. He has taken it upon himself to transcend his mortal form and become an wxample to us all. Also he nasty.
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>>688053419
[email protected]
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>>688053911
Reminds me of that one freaky Goofy cosplayer whose name I dont remember
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>>688054012
Naturally
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>>688054457
Did you summon me?
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>>688054457
They call them looney pooners
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>>688051047
Yes, he would.
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>>688054627
HOLY HELL THAT'S IT
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>>688054627
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>>688054457
He's actually a pretty cool guy iirc.
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>>688054158
I should kill myself now before I become that blindly delusional.
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>>688054322
Alright I've contacted some people. If you don't receive word, don't worry you will not be working with us but nothing will happen. If you are approached, then good luck

It'd be nice to see some /b/tards out here
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>>688051286
>Not sure if lost weight or fat girl angle shot
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>>688055257
keep going? anyone want the others I have?
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>>688055401
Yes link videos too
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>>688052516
Who do you think we could ask to make one?
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>>688055702
his expression

I am glad that Chris Sr. died before he had to see this
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>>688055507
I don't have the video, sorry
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>>688056118
http://www.xtube.com/profile/sammyCatnipnik-9183728#videos
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>this thread
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>>688053419
Oh I forgot to mention. If you have skills in thievery or hacking we can use that as well
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>>688055702
you can see the fear in her eyes
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>>688056547
that's all I got
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>>688056547
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/The-Death-of-Clyde-the-Creep-17907572
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>>688056426
Welcome newfag.
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>>688056326
HOLY SHIT HES A REDNECK TOO
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I keep forgetting this guy's alive. Like it just seems like nobody can live the depraved and isolated life he has for so long while continuously deteriorating mentally and not just fade away. He seems like the kind of person that would just over time melt into his disgusting surroundings. And yet he still lives.
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>>688055235
*that one song by simon & garfunkel starts to play...*
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>>688050886
He looks like Robin Williams ate John Wayne Gacy
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