This would be a nightmare of enormous proportions.

>eew you creep
>omg your a fag

Other than that i think id be fine

It's safe to say there will be hundreds of real life rekts taking place.

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No one can know what I did to those children.
Tfw you must kill the internet.

>homophobic comments
>foot fetish revealed

Eh, not homophobic in real life though

>>688039376

I've posted some dick pix, an ex girlfriends pic and plenty of racial slurs.

ill live

>>688039376
Yeah.. that would probably suck.
something like this >>688039648
People would find out that I crossdress, but that is the worst of it

>>688039376
>Hundred of posts in furry threads of all varieties

Nobody knows I'm into this shit.

wouldn't be a problem at all. i don't hide. let me prove it:
my name is donald trump.
i have frequently posted racist material. i have frequently posted cp images. i have frequently posted rape porn.
and i'm proud of it.

I'd probably never get a bf if this happens lmao

>>688039965
i'll even give you my ip adress: 127.0.0.1

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>>688039376
a list of my google searches would suffice

>>688040025
Yeah, and everybody would know about your piss poor attempts to make random anons think your a grill.

I think all my fetishes would be revealed, some autistic fights and ''debates'' I had and my childhood trauma that I never told to anyone in real life

>>688040200
yeah whatevs i don't have to prove anything

OH GOD

Fuck, I'd probably hang myself

I've made some pretty embarrassing posts, It feels even more awkward when the thread has no replies what so ever.

Other than that it's just yaoi, /int/ and weird [s4s] memes

Eh people would realize I'm a fag and a furry. Not the end of the world.

ive only posted like 20 posts haha wouldnt be that bad

>>688039376
CP, racist shit, non-stop trolling, creep shots, bestiality, confessions of screwing my friends wives, and worse. It would be life-destroying. No one I know would ever speak to me again.

>>688040038
Fuck you, that's my IP address

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>>688039376
I'd kill my family and then myself so they do not have to live with the shame

the thought of this happening is nightmare fuel

>>688040666
did you post ther pics or something?

>>688039376
so everyone would know that i hate niggers.
B.F.D.

>>688039376
I would become president

I've never posted anything embarrassing but I use nigger and faggot a lot.

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>>688040666
checkeeeeeed

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Here's to those of us that are reasonably successful at life but come here for a vile evening of debauchery.

>>688040771
no but just based on my posts I'd at least make the news for my city and it would ruin the lives of my close family

Well most of my female relatives will know I've uploaded their pics with my fapp fantasy. My gf may not appreciate the photos of her I've shared and there may be some issues with the trap pictures I've shared. Oh and my general discussions around cp will not go down well at all.

Although the blatant racism may not be an issue.

>>688040666
HAIL SATAN

Well it'd mostly just be me participating in those weird slice of life threads
Post fridge
Post battle station

So they'd know my face and the interior of my house pretty well

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>>688039376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8

>>688040877
and if we all still used niggers, there wouldn't be the crime and welfare problems we deal with now.
put the filthy bastards back in chains where they belong.
the sun comes up early tomorrow and good toby better be an hour into his workslave day.

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>>688040950

>>688041173
Kek

Eh, they'd just know I'm a tad more aggressive, confrontational and call people faggots a lot more online than I do in real life. It'd work.

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>>688039376
OH DEAR GOD , SAVE ME NOW

>>688041249
as a woman, this is not true, what the fuck is this bitch on? It just hurts your back and the blood comes out, when you sneeze or caugh then more comes out, she complains about overreacting while overreacting, don't belive your gf/wifes when they tell you this shit. I have the most painfull mensturations and there are not half as bad as this cry for attention and food.

You can always take a pill if it hurts you so much, this makes me pissed.

>>688040950
Eh, kinda what I come here for. Cheers mate.

>>688040463
Summer fag

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People would just laugh at me because I've never even dubbed

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>>688039376
>a past life of bronyfaggotry in 2012-13

that alone will make me an hero, nothing I do here nowadays even competes

>>688040463
Depends if they were all cp or not.

>>688040283
This too, would be ashamed if familysaw it, but beyond that, it s explainable by really dark humor, which I m known for

>>688041745
>I have the most painfull mensturations and there are not half as bad as this cry for attention and foo
Go back to the forced feminization mp3s, and stfu

>>688039376
ive been nothing more than a normie since i got here, im good.

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>>688039376
If this were true that.

Would.

Be.

Awesome.

>Assange
>Snowden
>you

>>688041016
Storytiem?

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>>688042573
>on /b/
>normie

ok

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>>688039376
They would think I'm autistic

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>>688039376
I can justify anything with shitposting and taking stances I not necessarily agree with for the sake of argument and developing opinions based on multiple viewpoints.

>>688041016
STORY NAO

Wouldnt be too good. Posted dick pics in dick rate thread when I was 16. Also posted nudes of exes around the same time. Other than that I think i would be good

>>688039376
I hate niggers.

>>688039376
4chan would band together and DDOS the everliving shit out of that site

It would be the greatest raid of all time

>>688041099
>post fridge
which board has fridge posts? /food/?

What happens if u just lurk and watch webms
Would ppl see what i watched?

>>688043009
They already do

One upon a time, before this place got all SJW and faggot-ridden, I used to share and collect in the hours long CP threads. Probably wouldn't do well if that got out.

>>688040950
Youre missing the point fuck face..if you ARE reasonably successful; how would you like everyone to know what youve posted on here?
That might change things.

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>>688043009

We'd all know where to find the bananaposter.

>>688043247
Random /b thread, weird shit.
I've only seen it once, but there ya go.

>>688039376
i think people would see a lot of solid advice and good discussion. however youd all find out im a former junkie and a current alcoholic

at least i dont lie, bait or troll though

>>688042847
never even called someone a faggot

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>>688040038
Top kek

>>688039376
Seriously not joking...

I would have to kill myself.

Immediately.

People would know i jerk off to Tracer porn and like short haired grills, but that's about it, nothing crucial

>>688039376
I would just move to thailand and marry a trap. Fuck my gf and friends anyway.

>>688043729
Fucking nigger faggot.

>>688043280
this

If it's posts I'm fine they'd probably just think I'm a boring cunt with pretentious musical tastes. If it's views life = over, an hero = very yes.

>>688043247
I saw that shit on /b recently.

>completely unemployable
What? What fucking employer would type my name into Google and fire me for posting on 4chan? Or anywhere for that matter? Not mine. Fuckin paranoid cunt.

It'd be pretty fucking long. I think that's what I would be most ashamed of, then my year of /soc/ and various fetishes.
Otherwise... I'm a pretty honest guy, and not ashamed of who I am.

>>688043511
And the fucking atheist thread creator

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>>688044045
In the real world employers do a lot of research.

You'll understand when you're older.

>>688039376
>4chan-leaks
or
>/b/leaks

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>>688039376
I mostly stand behind the stuff I do and the things I say. Sure there are some exceptions and few overreactions here and there, but I could live with it.

I don't think I'd have to start a new life, because I don't employ myself by pretending to be a great guy.
I'm a bad man who's honest about being bad. And in a weird fucked up way that might make me good.

>angry replies to other anons
>when I was a newfag I thought it was hilarious to spam "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" for 2000 characters. It wasn't even that I didn't like the thread, its just that I thought it was funny
>roll threads
>some lame stories for feel threads
>once in blue moon repost some stuff I saved from gore/rekt/whatever threads in new gore threads

Eh, I don't think I'm too odd.

>>688044162
The only thing worse than those fucking atheist threads with the crying boy/girl is "just forced my sister to fuck me"

I just lurk all the time. Rarely talk, so not that bad

>>688039376
I'd probably just an hero. Not even kidding.

>>688039929
They should know, freaks like you need to be weeded out and rehabilitated. Fucking weirdo.

>>688039376
Worst that happens is they find out about my incest fetish, otherwise I'm not that ashamed of my posts.
Also they'd know I'm a little bitch/very depressed most of the time.
I wouldn't an hero, but I'd definitely need to change my name, burn my past life down, and bury the ashes.

>>688040317
>don't have yo prove anything
>OH BTW IM A GRILL

>>688039376
It would be so many people that no one would care and there would be articles about how it was all just trolling anyway.
if it involved searches most people wouldn't bother or even know about it.

>>688040877
nice dubz, and this for me as well. But I'm not racist or homophobic.

I think I'd be roasted more by the people on 4chan than by people irl

>>688039376
I've thought about this before too.

>turns out 4chan has a complete log of every message ever posted, with IPs
>Facebook and other social media sites also have IP logs
>by connecting 4chan posts to similarly timed connections to social media on the same IP, many posts can be connected to people on facebook, gmail, etc

Not exactly likely, but it's not outside the realm of reality that one day your posts could be tied to you.

Would be an epic hack, for example, obtaining (and perhaps laying the ground work for) these databases.

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>>688044780
>I AM ANGRY ABOUT THE PORN TASTES OF OTHERS

Stay mad normie

>>688044674
anybody retarded enough to open the sister thread deserves a virus on their comp. and the land before time atheist threads just keeps a couple morons who dont know theyre replying to a bot occupied. i dont mind em.

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>>688044248
I work for House of Pagani, nice try tho. Companies in NZ aren't petty like in Lardmerica and judge applicants by what they bring not what they don't.

>>688045011
Fuck

>>688043247
>>688043514
Those are threads that anons use to hide CP in the image. Niggers, you guys probably are on a list with your dumb ass posting an actual fridge

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>>688040507
>CP
>4chan
>confessions of screwing my friends wives
You dont go to 4chan for cp retard.

>>688045191
Yeah that crying face just pisses me off so much though

people will just see I use the word nigger a lot online when no one knows I'm a white cracker

>>688045011
4chan uses over 100 terabytes of data per day.

I'd be very thankful that they don't have the hardware to store all of that.

>>688042056
top kek, they would just see that I post in get, weed, and religion threads. I call people faggot and nigger on this site a lot, but it's all in jest

>>688039376
>little johnny is an edgelord faggot

Could we all agree to quietly shoot and hide the corpses of all fwuffy posters, once we find out where they live?

It's not that the images themselves are disturbing -- not on a website that gets far worse, real-world images posted daily -- just that the level of dysfunctional mental problems displayed by those threads makes me think the posters should probably just be killed.

I think it would be for the best.

Guys, we ahould wait for >>688888888 #

>>688043158
HA like fuck you faggots would. Anything to do with raids or anything remotely fun, fags and queers flock to the thread to complain and moan about it these days.

>>688042158
Wow even though you say youre reformed, being a bronyfag at any point in your life makes you an insane faggot.

All would be forgiven if you ever got laid from being a brony.

>>688045011
That's how a lot of those sites work, where they let you login using facebook even though it's nothing to do with them. It's all connected. Facebook let them use your login so they can track your internet and spam you with relevant adverts.

If you ever see a facebook login option on here, it will be the end of your life.

>>688039376
Going to wonder why I like sage

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>>688039376
>I didn't know you liked ass THAT much
>Why the fuck are you looking at that
>Are you serious

>>688045295
Not anymore. Used to tho, before it all went to shit.

I guess I just start wearing girls panties 100% of the time.

>>688045808
>before it all went to shit.
stop lying newfag.

>>688045295
And yes, I did fuck my friend's wives. And confess to it, in detail, on here. It matters not if you believe me, they would.

>>688040507
which always makes me wonder why people do some of these things.

they are literally making the world worse, on purpose, for no reason other than they can get away with it.

I troll but there's always a reason behind it, e.g., subtly shedding light on some bullshit. Like I will troll liberals because frankly there is a lot to work with and if it helps even one of them realize how their movement is mostly brainwashing them and turning them into helpless man-children, so much the better. I don't believe in utterly useless trolling just for the sake of trolling, though. never saw the point.

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>>688045115
>I-IL J-JUST CALL HIM A NORMIE SO MY /b/FURTARD PALS CAN BACK ME UP
>RIGHT FURFAGS BRO??

>>688039376
>implying anyone would sift through all my shitposting to find anything

I could have written a novel with the amount of shitposting I do

>>688039376
WAIT

WE'D FIND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FOLLOWING:

>BANANAFAG
>WHITEBOI THREADS
>FURRY THREADS
>THAT FAGGOT ATHEIST THREAD
>FEMININE PENIS THREADS

WE'D GET TO MURDER THEIR PUBLIC PERSONAS HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH

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I shared my wincest stories here, so I'd probably have to leave the country

>>688040200
>implying theres a chance the poster isn't just a fag

>>688046046
Yeah, fine, post an epic meme because you got the chance too. Yeah its hilarious. Nice image, kid, where did you get it? Reddit? Aww look at you that's great. Fucking retard.

>>688046002
>I did fuck my friend's wives
sure thing kid
> It matters not if you believe me, they would.
yet you replied.

All people would find would be a lot of arguments I had with fellow /b/ros and a lot of shitposting. I'm fine.

>>688045960
Newfag

>>688046279
Kek

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>>688046076
>not novelizing your shitposts

for years I have been saying things here I don't really believe just to troll, so it would not be a good situation.

>>688045536

This.

>>688040666
I mean, they already live with Satan, how does it get worse?

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>>688045672
rightfully so, too.
I remember back in 2008 especially, 4chan was fucking overrun by people from DemocraticUnderground wanting us to raid right-wing sites, fix right-wing polls, etc.

Raids were supposed to be acts of randomness "for the lolz". These days probably 9 out of 10 raid requests are just people hoping we will do their bidding for them, for free, no lulz, no pay, just exposing our botnets so they can get some petty bullshit attack out of it.

this sort of thing is why "NYPA" was invented: to keep us from being overrun by beggers. Sadly, faggots like you never understood the purpose.

>>688046337
>implying 4chan was ever not shit
faggot

>>688039376
>a few posts defending rape and bestiality porn
>paedophiles are humans with weaknesses and weird fetishes like you and I

I don't think all of my normie friends would be ready to hear it. Neither would be my family.

>>688039376
They wouldn't be able to see my entire 12 years on 4chan. Since I've lived here all they would see all the b8 post and say "typical James" then they would see the porn threads I've posted in and see how I'm actually straight and not gay like my parents think. But my girlfriend would see all my problems I have with her.

>>688046035
I am an uncivilized person, in a civil society. I spend every moment in public restraining myself, because society will shun me if I don't. Here, at least, I can be shitty just because. The rules don't apply, or at least they didn't. Even this place is losing its freedom.

I just wish I could grab an axe, jump on a longship and join my ancestors in warring, pillaging and raping up and down the coasts.

>>688046697
People that claim that 4chan has always been shit would be the first that would be shot. Just fuck off back to red.dit or whatever hell you came from. 4chan was great years before your gay ass even knew about it.

>>688046592
I understand NYPA. It's just there's retards now that see the word raid, monkey see monkey do, fire up the 4 neurons in their head and shit out the letters LE NYPA and then the thread dies because of autism and cancer and aids.

>>688043158
Have you seen every attempt at a raid in the last year? These newfag cucks come in screaming NYPA! NYPA! And ruin the whole thing

some sexual stories, mostly about getting my gf to do anal (which she did), some porn, some trolling

Would be unpleasant, but I would be relatively okay.

>>688046996
>on the internet
>go back to whatever you came from

People don't come from anywhere on the internet.

>>688046996
>4chan was great years before your gay ass even knew about it.
get a load of this delusional cunt.

If only
That would be the shitstorm to end all shitstorms

>>688045460
that's going to be mostly images, especially webms off of /gif/ and others.

If all they preserved was the text, they'd be fine.

And really if all they did was store /b/ alone and ignore the other boards, they'd probably get the juiciest stuff and not need much storage.

Probably be pretty okay to store everything if they used some data deduplication technology, though (if 1000 messages store the same image, deduplication saves 1 image and has 1000 hotlinks to it -- this is standard in enterprise level storage solutions).

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Would lose family from posting this pic. Apart from that nothing too unexpected.

>>688047494
Good point

How long until Hiro starts releasing books of "Best of /b/ 20XX"

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Not too bad, ppl already know I'm into loli, thats the worst of it really. I lurk and occasionally post in theads like these

>>688039376
lurker here. I'll be fine. they will just see some pasta

Some pro-nazi shit, racism, rule 34 and personal stories i've divulged in several threads. Also a day long discussion with some dude on /tv/ whether or not 'Midnight in Paris' was good or not.

Seems pretty tame.

>>688046002

I just love beta faggots like you who get ego boosts from lying about fucking other men's wives. People like you who think because they can pretend they were able to ruin a marriage that they are somehow superior, alpha or some other bullshit. You are nothing but a fatass miserable neckbeard trying to make other people feel as shitty as you are.

You are about as respectable as carl the cuck screaming "white privilege" and "Bernie sanders for president" while rolling around in a puddle of horse jizz.

>>688047395
Found the redditard.

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>>688039376
a long string of barely funny posts, arguements over retarded things, calling people racist slurrs and whatnot, goreposts, nothing I wouldn't shrug off.

>>688039965
Making America great one nigger at a time

>>688045191
>land before time

That better be fucking bait.

>>688048013

>people knowing you are into loli
>not being publicly shamed into killing yourself

This fucking world...

>>688048085
You sound like a cucj

>>688040950
ill drink to that

>>688048551

0/10.

You know what a cuck is, anon?

>inb4 "you"

>>688039376
Not that bad. I always say stuff in the normal way I would in real life, so I guess it would be fine.

I would be a little ashamed of some of the bread I created, but overall i'd be fine

>>688048319
how long did it take for you to find that meme? go back to lurking.

>>688048769
You

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>>688048927
Go fuck yourself

>>688046937

>newfag

>>688049036
>posting this stale meme

>>688048948
Kek

>>688048948
>>688049233
samefag

>>688039376
I'm 12 and what is this?

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>>688048085

>>688049216
>I'll just blurt out "DAS A MEME", that will excuse my blatant autism

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>>688039376
I would look myself up and laugh. Then look my friends up and fap. I´ll have fun.

>>688049330
I'd never reply with just "you" that guy is a fucking cunt

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>>688039376
I'm an Original fag lurker.

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>>688049506
>>688049330
Cuck

>>688040950
Are you me?
Is you, I?

>>688040950
its the internet equivalent to those eyes wide shut masked orgies. anonymity=animosity untethered.

>>688049384
>thinking using the word meme matters
its not a secret code you dumb nigger. the meme was stale.

>>688039376
>What hes gay!
>He likes to take it in the ass from bigger and more masculine men.


I will be disowned by my family, my friends will never see me the same way.

Ill probably kill myself due to it.

Never said anything I didn't mean, and I try to be as moral as possible.

I guess people would find out I feel like and want to be a girl though, and that I'm bi.

And I guess that I really like the tf and tg stuff on /d/

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>>688046065
This is correct

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>>688039376

>Called lots of people niggers
>Called lots of people faggots
>Made a lot of shitty jokes
>Kek'd at rekt and gore threads a lot
>Requested this picture

Eh, most people I know are just as fucked up as me.

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>>688048514
Are you still in high school?
Who gives a shit what gets your rocks off, slong as you aint doing it in my house.

>>688039376
Common name, who cares.

I made a couple posts about getting trapped by my cooking partner here at college.. Mentioned no one IRL knew, admitted to having sex with her, still having sex with her.. She isn't getting the operation anytime soon if at all, so basically I'm sleeping with a man that's on estrogen. No one knows, though, so that would come out in the open