I would EAT that puppy for one million

>>687989901
Nope.

Give me a puppy and i'll do it for free

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>>687989991
Cognates you a logical person.

"10 grand, 10 grand easy"
~Papa Franku

>>687990277
What does it have to do with logic?

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I'd do it for 18 billion Rubbles

Yes, and then with the money I would start several no kill dog shelters. I would save the lives of many dogs every day which would more than make up for it. And I would still have 17.999 billion left over.

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>>687989991

>>687990375
This is 4Chan there is no logit here

>>687989901
Why would anyone kill such a beautiful little creature? Don't be monsters :'(

>>687989901
nel

>>687989901
nope

i would and in its honour i'd donate like 80% to animal welfare shit

For free

>>687990480
wow some one who has a brain that's rare on /b/

You could use that money to save many puppies lives
the needs of many puppies out way the needs of one puppy


but honestly i probably wouldnt. it would be too fucked up too witness that shit

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>>687989901
I would rape it for 500,000. Money doesn't grow on trees.

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>>687989991
Silly Koreans

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>>687989901
of fucking course i would , it says "step" , dog doesnt even have to die or get crushed

>>687991005
Take your finger out of your ass, mate. Everyone already thought of that

people are just joking on here

Id close my eyes and pretend I didn't see it to ease the pain of guilt but yes

>>687989901
nigga I'd do that shit for $1000

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>>687989901
It's not specified how hard I have to step on the puppy, so I lightly press my foot on it and get 18 billion dollars.

>>687991276
sick

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>>687991169
a anon with eyes who knew...

>>687991325
LMAO

For 18 billion Im jumping off a ladder and death stomping that puppy.

>>687991169
OP asked if you would kill it for $18 bil.

>>687989901
If I could close my eyes and not have to look at it afterwards and it was never brought up again in my life.
I'd feel bad but the endless amount of money would provide me with some comfort and drugs and therapy.

>>687989901
I'd rape that puppy for 18 billion.

>>687991325
pussy.
I'd do it for 10 grand. 10 grand EASY.

fucking hell, i'd probably do it for 20k or something. I've sucked dick for cash before, so this is probably one step up for me.

Just step on it's paw for instant 18bn

Or drop kick it

>>687989901

kill the dog, build homeless programs myself that hires 2-300 people at each location every 4-5 miles until ive covered my city. fund program to pay those workers 10-20 an hour depending on job importance, and if the homeless are cooperative and start progressing, and have been acting well in program for 2-3 months we will adopt and give each one a dog from shelters around my city. put 8 billion into this program and keep it running as long as that lasts. if noted impact on my community, bring this program to the whole country. etc, expand. what i can do with 18 billion supersedes the life of 1 dog. ill make it painless

>>687991325
see >>687991443

>>687991506
stepping on puppies is worse than sucking dick.
Unless you're a guy in which case you're fucking gay and should kys

>>687991497
its 18 bill. bro

But I don't have 18 billion dollars

id do it to spite ex wife shed get half of blood money and would an hero upon learning how it was gained.
would hope that anyway but shes a honorless,hippocrital no value having reptilian so maybe not.
gimme a scenario where my ex wife would an hero.

>>687989901
Nope.

>>687991620
that's just extra money the moron would give me.
Dumbfuck should learn to negotiate, who starts off at 18 billion anyways?

>>687991622
then do it kill the puppy if not be broke

>>687991719
Donald trump

>>687991630

bro. 18 billion, you can buy a private island. hire professional hitman for even as low (or high) as 100 grand and you will never hear from your ex wife again

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>>687991443

This.

You feel-fags are only looking at a fucking picture.

Read the fucking question you niggers.

Kill it? Yes... I'd use a shotgun or something to blow the little fucker away.

-Wouldn't be able to get rid of that image from my mind with all that money though.

>>687991325
Kek. The gif tops this comment off perfectly.

>>687991799
Trump would have got stumped

>>687991616
Not gay, just not as privileged as you, didn't have parents money or house, was that or starve, so who fucking cares, you can't judge me at all.

>>687989901
would kill 18 billion puppys for 1 dollar... no i wouldnt

>>687990480
>>687991005
He is just saying what Filthy Frank said, not intelligent just copypasta.

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this shit is getting a bit weird for me continue if you want I'm out of here.

i would want to but probably couldnt

>>687989901
For an 18 dollar bill? No. I no fake money when i sees it.

>>687989901
i done that for fun

>>687992659
Edgelord

>>687992659
Watch that edge, son.

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>>687989901
Yeah I would,

>>687991868
Jesus, privilege? I could have no money and never fucking resort to sucking dick for cash. Face it. You're gay.

>>687989901
An 18 Bill. No. But put a few hundred zeros behind a 1 after that $ sign and we might talk.

You could buy the U.S.A with 18 Billion Dollars.

I would do it for so much money but only to invest into saving ALL other PUPPIES

>>687993028
You couldn't pay a percent of the US's debt with 18 billion.

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Hell I might just do it for a buck.

Dogs really are teh niggers of the animal kingdom

>>687992973
>a few hundred zeros
5-6 zeros and we can talk.

>>687993028
Found the retard

>>687989901
I'd gas that puppy for less than that!

>>687990690
I'll kill you for $5.

>>687989901
I would moonwalk on it for 18 billion dollars

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>>687989901
i said it again on a previous thread
..
your average /b/tard would kill a pup in private with one other witness for about $20
they would kill a pup for about $100 if there were multiple witnesses (max of about 10 people) - also if everyone didn't record anything and it happened in private in a secluded location
an average /b/tard would think long and hard if killing a pup meant having it recorded on smartphones by a group of people - the individual would probably kill if it meant being paid about $1,000 but no less
- conversely, if the individual was feeling lonely, depressed, angry or very upset, they would probably kill the pup in private and never tell anyone.

I would let the puppy step on me for 18 billion dollars

>>687993145
Yes you could.
All countries combined have less than 80 Billion Dollars.

>>687989901
I would for $500

>>687992973

So, $00000000000000018.00000000?

>>687993391

Wot

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>>687993281
i have better rekt porn than u

>>687993391
holy shit nigga are u really that retarded?

>>687991550

To all the people that said something similar to this:

Your entire legacy would be founded on the edifice of the fact that you ruthlessly killed a defenseless animal. Not for food. Not even for sport, like game hunting. Just a cruel execution.

Yeah, people would respect you a ton.

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>>687993391
Sorry actually you could pay off .1% of the federal debt alone. Stay in school kid.

I dont have that much money but i can give you 10 pounds for killing that dog.

>>687989901
No.
Because there's no way in hell the person making the offer would actually pay up.
There is no one on earth with 18 billion dollars and nothing better to do with it than pay me to step on a puppy.

If I stepped on the puppy, the guy would welch on the offer and I'd get arrested for assaulting him. It's a lose-lose scneario.

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>>687991833

I've had to drown kittens before, this couldn't be much worse

>>687989901
If i kill the puppy can i have 1 magma?

>>687993632
Except it wasn't just for nothing you twat
It was for $18,000,000,000
Anyone, ANYONE who says they wouldn't take it is a liar

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>>687993747
>>687993603
>>687993559
>>687993391
>>687993187
>>687993145
>American Education

77,000,000 Million
=77,000,000,000,000
=77 Billion.

>>687993868
But you still get to kill a domesticated dog, the most worthless of animals.

I'd falcon punch that little motherfucker to the moon for a mil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>687989901
yes and save countless other puppies and dogs and build a memorial to that pups sacrifice

>>687989901
I do it for 1 dollar.

>>687994209
thats just gdp

>>687993031
That's horribly evil. Like Romans setting pigs on fire-evil.

>>687989901
Fuck no!

>>687994209
>in millions USD
that means the worlds GDP is at 77 million millions

>>687994145
ha i agree with this faggot here. Id say 90% of people would stomp that dog out for 18billion. Id give people that bitched about me doing that for the money a wad of 100s to wipe their tears as i laugh in my helicopter.

>>687989901
And donate 2 billion to animal shelters while still being filthy fucking rich? Get my boots.

>>687994379
I know.
That was what I said.

anyone have any animal crushing ?

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>>687991325
picture said 'step'
op said kill

>>687994450
A million millions is a billion.

>>687994209
>>=77,000,000,000,000
>>=77 Billion.

Except 77,000,000,000,000 is 77 Trillion, fucktard.

>>687994450
77 million times 1 million

I'd do it for free so yes

>>687989901
i would do it for 20 dollars lol

>>687993252
I bet you think 4chan is a site that only super elite people go. You can't even contribute to a thread without saying somthing about /b/ and how people on it are heartless fucks. You are pathetic and a faggot. And yes I would step on the puppy for 18 billion dollers.

>>687994582
Wrong.
A trillion is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000

>>687989901

are you fucking kidding me? I would do it for 10.000 and probably the other anons would do it for much less

>>687989901
Yes. But if it was my puppy I wouldn't for the same reason I wouldn't kill my family or any of my friends for any amount of money. Heck, I'd kill that little bitch for $100,000.

>>687994561
This is why I hate millenials...

Step on it? I'd do jumpstyle on the cunt's head. Fuck I'd fill the fuckers arsehole for that money. I'd eat the little fucker alive for £18 billion nigga!

>>687989901
No, but I would rob and torture a person willing to pay someone to kill a puppy.

Id kill a puppy even if I had to pay money

>>687994696
1000 1 thousand 1,000,000 1 million 1,000,000,000 1 billion 1,000,000,000,000 1 trillion. google it wont comment on it again

>>687989901
I'd kill more than one if I had to.

>>687994726
shut up old rotten fuck

>>687994699
You'd do it for $10?

Is this even a question? I'm not about animal cruelty or senseless killing, but I would kill a great many dogs for that kind of money.

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>>687994754
>Willing to torture a human being
>Not willing to kill a worthless animal

>>687994561
Yes, the same way a meter is actually 100,000 cms.

>>687993208
i'd do it for free BigBrother

>>687994145

"World's richest man earns fortune via murder of defenseless puppy"

Even people who took your money for services and goods after that would hate your guts.

Having all that money would mean you would never have another genuine friend in the fucking world. You'd be beset by golddiggers on all sides.

Look, you don't want the money. You just want to imagine having it.

Hell yeah! Who wouldn't? I'd probably do it for just $18, too.

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>>687989901
>step on
>puppy
>not kill

OH HELLs YEAH I WOULD STEP ON IT TWICE FOR 18BIL

Who would give me the money?

>>687991325
the question was if you kill it. faggot

>>687994816
1000 - one thousand
1 000 000 - one million
1 000 000 000 - one thousand millions
1 000 000 000 000 - one billion
1 000 000 000 000 000- one thousand billions.
1 000 000 000 000 000 000 - one trillion.

>>687994911

>implying that human beings are inherently worth more than an animal

Biodiversity isn't a pyramid, you amoral fuckwad, its a circle.

Wanna say no, but seriously 18 BILLION.

Thats the sort of thing thats impossible to reject man, you could literally have anything in the world with that much money.

>>687995146

The first good question in the thread by far.

Who's paying out the ass to see you curbstomp some puppy? Fucking no one.

>>687989901
18 B$ is ridiculously more than one need to have a completely spoiled life.

I'd step on it, then would keep 500M$ and give the rest to animal care

>>687989901
I woukd shove that thing up my ass for one billion

>>687995335

Were you going to choose the route of murder, you'd just give all you gained from it away?

As if "animal care" would actually make good on any promises they made to you as to what they'd do with that money.

>>687994953
Well actually... a comma can mean the same as a dot.
So
100,000 = 100,00 = 100,0 = 100

I would.

>>687991868
Bitch you are fucking retarded.

I'm a straight white male with college educated parents, and I've been poor all my life.

I've had several bouts of homelessness.

And I've never, EVER, even once thought of sucking dick for money.

no i would kill a child molester for 50 cents but i would not hurt an innocent dog .
if it shit on my carpet then yes.

>>687989901
Soooo where is my 18bil?

>>687989901
>FilthyFrank

>>687995202
You are wrong turd

>>687994596
>>687994561
77mil x 1mil = 77,000,000,000,000

>>687995222
>Implying worthless animals are as valuable as a human.

Topkek

>>687995650
Which is 77 Billion.

>>687989901
I would smash the shit out if 100000000000 puppies for 18B

>>687994561
In long scale naming system yes. In the short one (used in the US), no

>>687989901
Kill? Yes.
Would i torture it... Not sure.

give it to me 688000000

>>687995499
Only if you live in France or another country equally retarded.

>>687995624
Hurr durr
I am to lazy to say thousand millions, so I'll just say billion instead.

who wouldn't? I could just buy shelters in other countries, and save million of other dogs, then make up for that one dog that sacrificed himself for other dogs.

>>687995484
>Were you going to choose the route of murder, you'd just give all you gained from it away?
I legit don't understand your question. Please reformulate

>As if "animal care" would actually make good on any promises they made to you as to what they'd do with that money.

Gee, I dunno, take care of animals maybe? As in "their literal purpose of existence"?

What if I killed the puppy, took the $18B, and started an animal shelter funded by a $1M trust fund that saved hundreds or thousands of puppies a year?

Then that puppy would be like Puppy Jesus.

>>687989901
Uh, yeah. Anyone who says they wouldn't is fucking lying.

Even the leader of PETA would step on that motherfucker if the situation and money were 100% legitimate.

>>687994816
Wrong
>1,000 = 1 thousand
>1,000,000 = 1 million
>1,000,000,000,000 = 1 billion
>1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 =1 trillion
as you see it doubles each time, becauseof metric system.