>>687955243
From dusk till dawn as spoken by George Clooney

>>687955243
Here's a line from my favourite film to get the thread started "Popularity is the slutty little cousin of prestige"

I'll be back.

And here's a relatively difficult one

- I didn't know that chivalry still existed in your semi-savage country.

- Sir, you just insulted the Republic of Miranda!

- I don't give a damn about the Republic of Miranda!

- And I shit on your entire army!

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>hard mode

-I don't like sand

>>687956838
One of the Star Wars prequels when anakin is "flirting" with Padme. I am pretty sure it was the second film "Attack off the clone"

Heres one that shouldn't be too hard, "Windows! Blast him!."

>>687956291
twins

"Bring me everyone"
"What do you mean everyone?"
EVVVVEEERYYOOOONE

>>687955243
Doubt anyone will get it;
Nurse "I'll get the lubricant'
Doctor 'There's no time for lubricant'
Patient 'THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT'

>>687957593
fuck man thats evolution.

>>687957783
fuckin best movie ever

I wish more people were playing, heres one, "You're a cunt. You're a cunt now and you've always been a cunt. The only thing thats ever gonna change is you'll become an even bigger cunt... maybe have some more cunt kids."

>>687955880
fuck that was quick. Did you just watch it yesterday or something?

>>687956111
was al pacino in it?

>>687956291
hercules

>>687957783
>>687958189
details?

>>687958189
I haven't seen it in a long time but that scene is hilarious

>>687956291
uncle buck

>>687958519
Something about a meteor crashes near sean william scott and it somehow produces these creatures that evolve and fuck shit up.

>>687956111
Meager Patents

>>687957492
Léon : The Professional spoken by Stansfield and one of his men.

>>687956488
Lord of War, maybe?

>>687958551
Wrong.
It was Hard Candy

boop beep beep boop beep shrnkkkh

>>687958864
i meant the movie. What do I search for? Just evolution?

>>687958864
David Duchovny lov>>687958924
es ayy lmaos

>>687959059
Yes. It's just called Evolution

>>687959028
Spaceballs

>>687956838
... Niggers
It's what George clooneys character says in Some Oscar Winning Movie About War n Shit

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Which of u fagits cultured enough to get this one:
"hey hey hey
Bims on the way"

I love weed. I LOVE IT. But not as much as I love pussy.

The end

"plug it up"

>>687959383
half baked

>>687959338
Back to the Einstein

>>687959506
Wrong. It was Rocketman

>>687959451
Backdoor Sluts 9

>>687959758
was going for carrie white, but thanks for the inspirational thought

I have no idea, to this day, what those two Italian ladies were singing about.

>>687960012
Your pillows are dirty, anon.

Is there a sign in front of my house that says dead nigger storage?

if there ever was a bitch, she´s a bitch to all the boys and girls

>>687959223

Happy Gilmore?

>>687960257
Pulp Fiction said by Tarantino - "Because it ain't a mother fucking dead nigger storage house, Jules"

>>687958219
In Bruges

warum liegt hier überhaupt stroh?

>>687958320
Nah, I just have a good memory for films/ stage plays

The guys who said about Leon is correct. It was said by Gary Oldman.

However, the one about the savage country is neither Lord of War nor Meager Patents. It is from a comedy film

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A: "You just pull the fucking trigger!"
B: "It's not the same thing. It's different."
A: "No Shit! ... He shot you in the arm!"
C: "Where you going?"
D: "I'm gonna go to work."
A: "See, the girl is leaving here!"
G: "See you later, D!"

>>687960766
I am like 50% sure that's from the Big Lebowski

1:Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
2:What are you bidding on?
1:I am bidding on a table.

>>687960493
Yea I figured someone would get it quick. Been my favorite movie for years.

>>687960402
South park: Bigger, longer and uncut?

>>687959758
it makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2

>>687960466
Wrong. Gilmore Girls: The Movie

>>687960981
perfectly right anon

Do ya like dags?

I was with him until the very end

Huh, no wonder he passed away

>>687961108
Snatch said by the glorious Brad Pitt as an Irish traveller

>>687955243
From dusk till dawn mofo

>>687960721
yup yup. Great movie.

>>687961052
Fuck me I thought that was wrong and I'd just heard something similar in that movie.

>>687956291
The Last Action Hero

>>687961178
I just wana nuva carvan for me mama.

>>687955880
That was my guess too. But I just jumped back into the room

>>687961108
Angry Beavers 3: The Revenge of Steven Horwitz

>>687961390
That's Rich

>>687961430
no u

>>687961463
Dude. Sweet.

>>687961492
The Butterfly Effect

"You fucking faggots!"
"Faggot ass faggots!"

>>687960942
Someone better get this, that movie was gold

>>687961525
The Fuck the Fuck Off Already

>>687960938
That 50% is unfortunately 100% wrong.

>>687955243
"It's not what you did sone that angers me so. Its who you did it to".

>>687961189
>>687960739

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116367/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv

You know that guy who can get any girl? I'm him... On Crack!

>>687961155
Duck soup

>>687961567
Are you coming or not?

"It's just murder. All God's creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder."

>>687961673
I've seen Scent of a Woman too [spoiler]on weed[/spoiler]

are you still going to rape me?

>>687961562
/b/ The Movie.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me

>>687960942
What we do in the shadows

People on ludes shouldn't drive

>>687961738
Mande

>>687961950
kek (kids)

>>687961989
Yes

>>687961771
Cowspiracy

>>687961999
sweet trips
wolf of wallstreet

>>687961771
Django?

>>687960739
It was the 2nd sentence wasn't it?

>>687961874
pls

SHOE ME THE MONKEY

>>687961874
That's from dusk till dawn too I think.

>>687960942
https://youtu.be/NIBfyaBrnwE

>>687962165
nah. there's not enough time.

>>687962168
Bruce Almighty

>>687962067
>>687962105
nope

We're streaking, we're streaking!

>>687962239
So we can consentual instead.

>>687956291
Running Man

>>687962085
Fast times at ridgemont high.
Jeff Spicolli

You can't get drunk on near beer!

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>>687962334
The Neverbending Stories

Would you like to buy a monkey?

>>687962452
Idiocracy

>>687962355
Good god fuck off and get American cultured, you swine.

I hope there's other members of the brotherhood of steel out there. A doubt anyone can get this without Google:

Dude, what the hell? It's a fucking Rick Astley record!

>>687962512
Poor White Trash

>>687962527
I am preparing anus.

>>687961771
I know this one but I'm having a brain fart. Lack of sleep/too many drugs.

>>687962542
Never Gonna Give

>>687961826
Wrong anon, but the main character is named Nick

>>687962487
I was always scared of sock monkeys
Cabin boy

>>687962462
Nope.
If you haven't seen the movie this quote is from I suggest you watch it, like today.

>>687962600
It's from The Sandlot

>>687962600
Fear and Loathing in Pennsylvania

>>687962655
Nope

cant remember any lines now but this is the movie where there's a fish swimming in the air.

>>687962717
Will Ferrell sucks, faggot.

>>687962689
Good Burger 2: The Revenge of Virginia Tech

>>687962727
>>687962729
OK I had absolutely no fucking idea. Fuck knows what I was thinking of then?

>>687962706
Man! Oh, man, do I hate them fancy lads!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8fwPV_vcBY

>>687962717
gay

>>687962837
Correct!

i was kind of a bodyguad for a while, then i sold antikes witch probably made me the most, i owned a few buisnesses, construction for a while, truckdriver, teacher for a while, history most of the time, military took up a good part of my life, manager, landscaper, fisherman, i boodleged for a while, repdiver, miner, for coal, silver, gold, stundman for movies for a while, nurse, medic for a while, when i was in the military, cook, prison, theres a good amound of prison in there, professional gambler, horsebreader, potter - i made pots for a while, tinsmith, than a blacksmith, retail for almost everything, mechanic.
yea

>>687962600
woody harrelson said it

>>687962988
ITT 90s neckbeards

>>687962944
I know you are, you said you are but what am I?

>>687963047
Kingpin

>>687960766
Paid in Full?

>>687963075
gayer or gayest. your choice

When I was a kid I snuck into my mother’s bedroom... She was laying there, naked... She’d been drinking all night... And I snuck up behind her... And I slipped my fingers…into her purse.

He never died

>>687962976
He never died

>>687960733

und warum hast du eine maske auf?

>>687963339
Motherfucker
Horrible bosses

>>687955243
I was born a poor black child.

>>687963553
yea
germanfag

>>687963126
Nope.

Hint: comedy

Easy mode:

I love the smell of napalm in the mornings.

>>687964312
apocalypse now.

>>687964312
Apocaypse Now

>>687963715
Mrs Nussbaum's credit card! I got the guys that stole it!

>>687963574
you know it. god that part killed me.

"go along put together my week"

>>687955243
I decide who lives and who dies. All living things are mere playthings to me!

>>687965340
Toy Story?

>>687956291
Twelve years a slave?

Hard Mode: "I am Batman"

>>687965401
Nope is a dragon ball z movie

>>687961961

Aliens, said by Arnold Schwarzeneggar, talking about snuff tobacco.

I wonder why they put the meat on these little white sticks.

fuck a girl? meetin with the squirrel? fuck squirrel!
i think i go fuck a girl.

>>687963156
Why you always talking about gays you sausage jockey.

>>687962334

New College.

>>687965508
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/politics/donald-trump-iowa-state-fair/

>>687965508
Superman

>>687965797
No it's Old school...... Oh I see what you did there.

>>687965770
Underage or 50 years old confirmed

I'll be dissapoint if no-one gets this
"sticking feathers up your but does not make you a chicken"

European extreme mode
>"wouldn't you rather be a fish?"

>>687966062
So is it true? Donald Trump would never lie to a child.

>>687966219
but

>>687966270

The Little Mermaid

Or at least that's how its totally mindfucking remake should be.

>>687966588
Hitler dubs so you must be right

>>687966556
>but
>butt

"Will you play Nintendo with me?"

>>687966663
What are hitler and dubs?

>>687966062

He just said that so that the real Batman will have cause to save his life when the GOP inevitably attempts to assassinate him this summer.

>>687965562
Got the right idea, but wrong character and movie

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>>687966124
Incorrect. Better luck next time faggot.

>>687966825
Pfffffffffffff newbie

>>687956291
Triumph of the Will 1935

>>687966937
Double confirmed

>>687967049
what are newbie? Someone please explain how i got here?

>>687966936

I know. Being facetious since it's an obvious quote if you've seen the movie (which I assume everyone has, which is why nobody answered). But if you insist:

Predator, said by Jesse Ventura, regarding chewing tobacco.

(You)

I'm only kidding with you, I mean were having a party and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls and whats the matter your getting fucking fresh

>>687966825
Duds are two matching numbers anywhere in your post number.
So using your post as an example.
You have 1 trips and 1 dubs.
And Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>687959223
Happy fucking gilmore
Jesus havent seen it in ages

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>>687960766
>>687960938
>>687963126
Hour passed, nobody got it.

Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPfMmVGqtZ4

>>687967111
Cool trips bro. Shame you wasted them shit posting to me.

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>>687967212

Nah man,I'm far from fucking okay

>>687967212
>duds
>no trips in post number
>one dubs
>not at end of number
>summer came early this year

I hated cigarettes until I saw my first NO SMOKING sign. Keep off the grass? Let's play soccer. The law I cared for was friendship. I broke that one too, didn't I.

>>687967204
Goodfellas (1999) Billie Bats said that to Tommy

>>687967145
Fuck sake the oldfags got out again.
DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY MEMBER WE CAN CALL TO COME GET YOU?
Fucking geriatric old senile /b/tard.

>>687967666
1990, fucking cheap smart phones

>>687965738
so, you fags?

>>687967703
yeeeeeeeeeeea SATAN

>>687967587
I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!

>>687967666
Proud of you anon, fuck thats a great scene
dude bonus round, do you know the name of the song that plays when they kill billie

"We are going to make these ghosts check their privilege and stop oppressing me"
"chimp sounds of agreement"

>>687967847
Patriarchy Busters man cant wait 4 that

>>687955243
"I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!"

>>687967744
So what?

" First we feast, then we felony."

>>687967685
Yes this is my wife's number, 2133436657 shes all the family i have left

>>687968176
>fuck a girl? meetin with the squirrel? fuck squirrel!
i think i go fuck a girl.

'I took a year off. I've always wanted to work with underprivileged teens'
'The fuck you mean by that?'

MURTHUUUUUU

mid night tonight ,Duncan's toy chest .

>>687967818
Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July

>>687967484
Pulp fiction? I know that from somewhere

>>687969316
yeah after marcellus gets raped

>>687961667
shoot doggy matrix.

>>687968637
Home alone 2

>>687968448
Good news I'm meeting her at Frankie and Benie's at 6.
She also muttered something about if she ever sees that shit posting old faggot again she's gonna chop your dick off and force feed it to you down you urethra?

>>687969363
Yeah I remember Marcellus says it to Butch

-I want a different story!
-well this is the story you get!

>>687968540
Killing them softly

>>687968716
If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass." But considering your status, I will say, "Slurp my butt."
>Last clue u stupid faggots

I fucking hate you all fucking degenerates kill yourselves

>>687970554
Korrect

>>687962542
DEATHGASAM

You don't need eyes to see where we're going

>>687975554
Awesome movie Event Horizontal