not everyone at once now

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>>687940673

>>687941201
one time when i was a kid i thought these were candy and ate a whole thing of them and couldnt feel my mouth for quite a while, thought i was going to die

thread is kill

Me and my cousin use to bang when we were teens

>>687942560
each other?

i kill and eat babies on the regular

>>687942679
Yup.

I want to kill myself

I haven't showered in over a week. I worship satan.

I licked my 20 year old cousin's tight pussy and asshole while she slept... Then she woke up and sucked my dick while her boyfriend slept in the next room

One of my oldest friend's mother has been blowing me semi regularly since we were in high school and it has ruined my relationships with women my age.

>>687943207
one of these are not like the other

Almost 30 and I still suck my thumb. Not as much but still.

>>687943635
>it has ruined my relationships with women my age.

Why?

Fuck off question guy.

>>687940673
i affixed a condom to a can of compressed air and inflated it inside my butt. this is now a fetish in which i partake somewhat regularly.

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>>687940673
Glad you made this thread. I kinda need to blow off some steam and shit.

Just gotta wrap something up real quick.

If 404, oh well.

If i had the chance to rape emma stone wearing a spider-gwen suit...............I WOULD!!!!

fucked friend's little sister.

I fucked my best friend when we was 5 years old. Both man. I am strait and regret it.

>>687943898
I don't find women around my age attractive any more, and when I do sort of push myself into something, I find it extremely hard to emotionally invest in someone. Maybe it's not her fault but that's my best guess.

>>687944680
why regret it when you can repeat it?

Stole a close friends thong and stuck it into my gfs drawer, she has so many she didn't realise and wears it, I am diamonds.

she also hates the girl that I stole it from with a passion.

I jerk off all over the floor in the bathroom at work almost every shift

My cousin wants me and she's good looking, we're not even blood related, but I'm not with it.

When my nephews who have conservative godfag parents stay with me I let them shower with me and my gf. Not an issue with just me and them, but i know their parents would freak out if they knew gf was also with us.

im a grown man and i just shat on myself. feelsbadman

I have an imaginary friend that occupies >5% of all my thought

>>687945127
I never understood showering with other people. How is it not awkward?

i think killing tourists is fun

I sometimes jerk off to girls that are underage

>>687945513
Me to

There are over 70 different pictures of the same person on my wall.

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been friends with a girl since girl scouts. showered with her and cuddled with her.

I masturbate daily to the thought of her.

I fucked my best friends 15 year old sister

I shot and killed five people in papua new guinea

>>687945266
cause nudity isnt awkward for everyone, especially so in a family environment, I helped bathe/shower with my nephews since they were little. but everyone is different. The 1st few times with them with my gf was fairly awkward, mostly for them, but it's pretty normal now

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i only have 1 friend and he lives 30 miles away from me

>>687946117
How old are they? I think there's an age where you get too old. My cousin showers with her 17 year old friends but she's wild so she's prolly in it for more than one reason.

>>687945635
Shit man, virgin here who's dating a girl for the first time. How was the showering with her? The biggest thing I want to do is shower with a girl, I want to do it so fucking badly and hopefully I can with this girl I just started seeing

>>687942679
No the fucking floor you dumb fuck

>>687946371
8 & 10yo. granted there is an age where it isnt necessary/"normal" but past then it isnt harmful imo

Meh :/

I've been in a happy relationship for many years now, but I still think about my first love. She pops up in my mind at least once a day... We broke up almost 8 years now

>>687945098
See that's what I hate about sheit like this. Even if I wanted to, I know it would only make her feel more like sheit about herself afterwards cause we both know my aunt would hate us for it. She's already got problems which is probably part of why she's willing to fuck me in the first place

>>687945627
Animu girls aren't real people

>>687947155
Nothing to hide from anyone here. It's good just to tell

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>>687940673
I've been hiding this from my parents

>>687947536
It's of a real person.

I just tried to show my cock in a thread but it 404'd while I took the picture. I just like making people look at it.

>>687947669
Why, you don't wanna share?>>687947459

I poked holes in all of my friends condoms and now they all have kids with shitty women who've made them miserable. I laugh to this thought each day

>>687946507
different anon here, I have 4 sister and growing up I showered with them fairly often but showering with a gf is amazing especially the first few times when you get to explore her entire body all covered in soap. shower sex is meh, but fun in its own way. how long have u been together?

>>687945789
WW2?

>>687947834
My parents are very religious wouldn't understand

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>>687947672
>>687947536

>>687940673
fucking asshole narcissist writing over a book, this picture will never not annoy me.

>>687947834
I just did. What do you mean?

>>687948044
Wtf is that?

>>687940673
I accidentally the world once

then it got better

>>687947669
how?

>>687948225
I wish I knew.

>>687940673
I don't like Mystery Science Theater. It's okay, and I appreciate the comedic medium but the movies just suck and I'm not a fan of that shit.

None of my friends know and every single one of them would be shocked that I just put up with that shit every time we end up watching it

>>687940673

I live outside of my own country for work and have no desire to pursue a relationship. I frequently utilize sex shops here.

>>687942560
stories?

What gender are you?

I had a cousin I used to fuck regularly when we were teens.

I turned some cunt into porridge once

I just used my young japanese roommates panties to jerk off with.

>>687944907
that shit is hot.

>>687948415
Tell too please. I have a cousin that wants to fuck now and need the stories.

>>687947923
Only a couple of weeks but holy fuck have we ever been joking/flirting around about sex lately. She's coming over to my place tomorrow so who knows what'll happen

for example, she jokingly said "Fuck you" and I said "Where and when?" and she said "My place, now" anyway it's going well

my older sister wanted my dick when i was in high school. never told anyone.

also she would invite girl friends of hers over and they would try and talk to me and get to know me. she stopped bringing them over. i also dressed fresh as fuck back then.

i've banged more middle-aged women than females my age. the connection is easier and less of an emotional investment for me. this is a secret cause when i tell people they usually think i'm full of shit.

i beat off once a week. recently i get sex maybe twice a week at most. i find this adequate.

another secret of mine i can think of is after i cum i usually lose interest.

when i am walking and someone wants to fight me (common in my city) sometimes i don't feel anything, when i should be feeling angry. i don't think this is normal.

twice i have beat off on a school bus back in middle school and came on the seat in front of me. moved seats both times and i don't think everyone knew what cum looked or smelled like at that age.

a friend left her panties over and i found them when i was doing laundry. washed them and never gave them back i kept them as a memento.

>>687942707
You're doing the world a service. We're overpopulated

>>687948487
Post panties anon.

>>687940673
i sometimes wish of dropping everything and just wandering.

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>>687948604
I've told my stories here before and screencapped them so here's one

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>>687948738
and the other

>>687948255
I keep her under my bed

>>687948610
i remember being 12. congrats.

>>687948727
kek

>>687948851
thank you

>>687940673
I hate my friends and their lives. Always talking about houses , lawns and kids. Boring fucks.

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I still browse 4chan.

>>687948779
How old were you guys when these happened?

>>687948972
:O

>>687948972
lmao jsut fugg me up fam :------DD

>>687949031
Her 9
Me 13

My 5 yo niece wanted candy but she couldnt have any because it was close to bedtime. She then started to unzip my pants. I told her what is she doing. She told me she does this to daddy every time for candy because daddy said shed get candy if she did it.. dont know what to do..

>>687948810
fair enough.

>>687949171
get the kid candy, duh.

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>>687949031
old enough to know better.
>>687949132
you are not me faggot. proof

>>687949171
Report to police. I'm not sure what you can do without proof but it's worth the effort. Could save the kid

I raped a girl of her virginity when i was 21 and she was 19
I might have a half chinese baby somewhere in hong kong

>>687949132
Obvious samefag

>>687949247
Faggot quit pretending to be me.

>>687949287
Thats the thing.. he is an officer himself..

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I was warned by my ex wife when we separated that i would never fully ever commit to another woman as she felt I had been with her. 6 months later I feel she is right as I am blowing through them and being disposable with them. I do not have the balls to tell she was right.

>>687949247
I'm 19 my cousins 18. She's a solid 8.5/10. What was yours? I'm trying to weigh my odds here

I am happily married. No, really! My wife is a cute 8/10. But I have a friend that is an 11/10, she's the most crazy hot beautiful woman I've seen. Think mix Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johansson with a bit of Taylor Swift and I really want to fuck her. I think my friend is a little into me but that way girls are where they kind of like you but wouldn't touch you with a 10' pole for real :/

>>687942960
HI friend. Smoke weed when it's super acute
Sounds shit but it's worked well for me. Not a good long term solution though

>>687949340
>I might have a half chinese baby somewhere in hong kong
you and 100000000 other guys

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my cats name is allah and i feed it bacon.....ime so ashamed

>>687949356
anonymously call child protective services?

>>687949454
12/16

>>687949360
6 months is not a long time to get over someone you were committed as in marriage to, I wouldn't be so quick to assume this is how it's gonna be.

>>687949360
>6 months later no luck
>I now know with 100% certainty that I will never find love ever again for as long as I live

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Me and the other supervisors like to stand around and gossip. If a team member looks at us, we ask him for a status update and give him more shit to do. During the hiring process, I always push for more girls to be hired and make sure that they get the best schedules. We girls lookout for each other; guys can go eat shit for all I care. Yeah, I'm sexiest, but I can get away with it.

>>687949537
You should be: bacon has too much salt for a cat, it's bad for its health.

>>687947669
What is that a sex doll?

>>687949535
Not my fault chinese condoms are so weak

>>687949356
You need to call protective services now. Holy shit if he hasn't already he's gunna rape that poor little girl.

>>687940673
I posted noods on b

>>687949541
Already did that. He knows its me but doesnt say anything he just gives me this evil look like i cant touch him. And on top of that he beats and rapes my sister evem though they are married. I know this because shes told me but hes like an untochable.. kinda want to kill him but o cant. Too risky

>>687949623
lmao 10/10 b8

No one who had a real secret would ever admit it, not even anonymously.

>>687949722
Now what the fuck do you think?

>>687949623
lol woman in lowest management thinks she is ceo or something. lol. go tell the cart pusher to push carts and continue to change the world, etc. lol

>>687949516
into you because you represent a stable man improving his life. not into you in terms of sexual things. so what do you get out of having her as a friend?

>>687949545
Prolly samefagging but if not my cousin started fucking with me when we were around 13 so I beleive it. Also I was asking what is she /10

>>687949785
What kind of shitty logic is that?

>>687949771
Fuck risk. He hurt your god damn family. Murder that bastard. Or give me his fucking name and I'll go do it myself you fucking scrublord.

My truck moms finger tried bang me boyfriend time one

>>687949865
>three lol's in one sentence

You deserve to be skinned to death you fucking normie scum piece of shit faggot

>>687949785
Stop selfprojecting

>>687949963
Lol

>>687947669
How big is that thing?

>>687949623
end yourself pls

junkie fuck here, HIV +, and i give bums my used needles with a little bit of dope in em still

>>687950056
lol

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>>687949623
triggered

I eat cereals for supper and not breakfast is that bad :(

I invoked the Norse god Loki once and it worked. I won't go into further detail but shit got real and people got hurt because of it.

>>687949771
I know it's hard and even maybe even harder to convince your sister but videos don't lie, and one of those and a lot of free publicity because he's a cop doing that will get him away from your family for a long time.

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>>687949865
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL XDDDDDDDDD

Every 4th thought is "I should probably kill myself"

>>687949771
He beats and rapes your own flesh and blood and you're seriously not going to do anything about it?? Call him out in his office. Make a big fucking fuss about it. Post his info on bullshit Facebook meme style and circulate that shit. This is the day and age where activists will bitch and moan for you, all you gotta do is get the ball rolling

My sister raped me when i was 17. She was 25 and drunk. She said not to tell anyone. Fast foward 4 years. Shes married and has a kid. Thing is thats my kid. But her husband thinks its his...

>>687950115
There's a special place in hell for you you piece of shit. Cereal is for breakfast. Kill yourself.

>>687950089
lmao

>>687947911
Savage af

>>687950121
You have delusions m8

>>687950115
No, but saying cereals instead of cereal is

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>>687948446

>>687950102
>that black line on right border

>>687950185
Things that didn't happen on 4chan

>>687950121
>I won't go into further detail but shit wasn't real and I'm making this up

>>687950185
Are you a complete pathetic pussy, or just a compulsive liar with incest fantasies?

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I wanna fuck my mom really bad...

Almost did while she was sleeping.
Love sneaking peeks while she sleeps.
Her pussy tastes so good

>>687950185
If bullshit then faggot daydream/10
If real then breddyfuctupdood/10, would lannister again.

>>687944680
did a similar thing in kindergarten
regret also

>>687950383
The first one. Should i tell him??

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>>687950385

>>687949897
tits were always small and still are but I loved their taste.
I never really considered what she was in terms of beauty, I just loved her and loved having sex with her and doing all this intense shit with her, exploring our bodies together. We drifted apart eventually and nobody ever found out. We've talked about it and while I tried to do some rekindling at one point she was firm in her decision to try and be normal.

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>>687945789
WW2 or recently or are you from PNG anon?

>>687949516
>they kind of like you but wouldn't touch you with a 10' pole for real :/

that's called not liking you, anon

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>>687950296
>This nigga only eats one cereal

>>687949877
I hate you cuts you're rite :p what do I get out of being her friend? Well, a fiend! Besides the hotness she great, funny, witty, intelligent, interesting and even an entrepreneur. I know I'm never gonna fuck her no matter how much I want to, but she's cool as a mate besides that

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>>687949623
i found the tumblrina