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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Shove a cactus up your ass!
I think you know edition
>>687888629
Just tell me when you wanna start it
>>687890405
NIGGERS
The biggest foe lies within the self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a02dTvN7V0
Still here
boo
Hey everyone.
>>687889216
Yep, that's him.
>>687889516
What kind of people do you watch on youtube eh?
>>687889644
I can't say anything, I've been avoiding reality all day
>>687890405
mandatory uta claim
Dio-sama...
No one said anything about my anger towards not seeing a loli kill herself by stabbing herself in the head.
The worst part is now I have to watch a loli arc with a pedo doctor if I ever hope to see such a scene outside of a chapter hint
So tired from work.
>Good time though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUVbnxENg7U
Who the fuck comes to a deli for a fucking salad. God I hate work. Customers are such scum
claiming, how's everyone?
Miho claimed
>>687888624
But i like you Yuuko-chan!
>Tfw all your friends are gold,silver, and bronze. And your just stuck in diamond V like a fool
>>687890768
libturds
Akiko claimed
here
>>687890531
Franny
>>687890793
Then cheer up!
How bored are you atm?
>>687890793
>liking someone
To lewd!
>>687890534
Ahhhh! Scared me!
>>687890573
Why did he stop those? Some of them were good
>>687890638
What are you watching?
>>687890768
I have had to explain that Terriaki chicken is a Japanese dish, and not served at a Chinese restaurant to the same lady 5 times by now
Its only 4am, why is it so bright outside?
>>687890568
Hello Barry, how you holding up?
>>687890531
Fran.
>>687890549
Quail.
>>687890534
spook
>>687890653
Heyo Mizore, how you doing man?
>>687890789
I'm doing pretty good I guess, how about you Yuuki?
>>687890866
Woman.
>>687890999
Higurashi
>Dio
>>687890430
so pretty much anything that isn't fps?? lol
if only they made a co-op rpg....but ill look up some stuff!!!
>>687890361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY
>>687891052
Is the sun out? That'd be a good reason why.
>>687891057
I'm fine. Sup?
Playing skyrim while I wait for the file transfer claim
>>687890999
I really think when people enter a store they become mentally retarded. It's some sort of phenomenon that should be studied
>>687890865
That's exactly what she was
>>687891052
I ask myself the same question when the faggot birds start chirping at 4:30 AM.
>>687891057
Eating thin crust pizza and waiting for a good opportunity to get pervy. You?
>>687890909
Im kind of bored. Just Tats is never around......
>>687890991
Like someone isnt lewd!
>>687890836
Holy shit
>>687890909
Yuuko!
>>687891057
Here is a picture of a penguin from the zoo
Fran
>>687891289
sorry you have to see them every day
If only Hitler had won
>>687891052
Summer at locations closer to the poles? I know the feeling if so.
>>687890531
>>687890568
>Rattle
>>687890653
That's some useless ice cream...
>>687891143
Well I can enjoy fps too, L4D is great for example.
>>687891229
how were the chores?
>>687891097
season 1 > season 2 :)
>>687891052
Black magic.
>>687890999
Dispute between Ray and Maker Studios.
And yeah, they were pretty good, shame really.
>>687891567
still going but I was hungry so I made nachos
>>687890405
>I think you know edition
but i don't
>rattle
>>687890498
STUPID NIGGERS
>>687891567
fuck if I care
Look man, all that matters to me is to see a loli stab herself in the head without it being a small scene at the beginning of a chapter.
>>687890999
>>687891057
i got you good
>>687890991
code white guy?
>>687891695
Read slightly higher.
>Rattle rattle
Also, hi
>>687891385
Ah i can relate to this now that my anon-waifu is kill.
You're both great together when he does come around though <3
>>687891395
that's a nice bird.
>>687891285
As soon as I say that, it finishes.
And Dio, Manga Rory is much more gore-drenched and modest.
>>687891438
But now it's true to its name
>Rattle
>>687891385
It's classy lewd.
>>687891793
CODE WHITE? GET THIS WAIFU A TOWEL!
>>687891692
that sounds yummy ^-^ im hungry but i usually eat at night :o
>>687891698
I enjoyed the mystery they were creating, but then it all just turns into bullshit during season 2, unless i missed something :p
>>687891280
Better than I was earlier, watching some K-On.
>>687891369
I appreciate you.gif
>>687891369
Read above, yo. Do you only enjoy getting pervy now? I doubt it's that hard to do, a lot of solid opportunities.
>>687889683 (Fran)
Hey, that's really good news. Congrats, Fran.
>>687890493
Okay, I will. Shouldn't be too long now. Could you send the TS link again? I've got it up and running now.
>>687890534
2spook
>>687890573
I don't. I just use it for music I can't find on spotify.
>>687890789
Doing fine, what about you Yuuki?
Dropping in with those late claims
>>687891438
hey shizu
>>687891057
Can't complain. I'm considering opening a beer but it's getting kinda late for me
>>687891885
We almost never talk. I get lonely....
>>687892083
what do you eat at night ??
>>687891289
Something like that. I also had to explain that eggrolls have egg in them...
>>687891438
So, how are you?
>>687891583
Shame
>>687891776
Yeah, I actually shat myself
>>687891885
It really is. Here is an owl
>>687892152
waifu4laifu.net-speak.pl
>Amatsu
Hopefully I get off early. Then I can smoke and make some pasta. Maybe ravioli or tortellini ?
holy dicks thread is already 1/3 done. no clue what this image is, can't wait to find out.
>>687891446
okay!!! gonna do my homework tonight lol, if you have anything just tell me!
>>687892048
no no i mean i just wanted to see if you were the mizore i know
>>687892312
I enjoy water.
>Shiro
>>687891325
5am now.
Still quiet
>>687891580
Fucking nigger mages
>>687892152
>music I can't find on spotify.
That too.
What you up to right now qt?
>>687892202
yesterday i had spaghetti but i usually eat eggs or potatoes :o
>>687891395
Feelsbadman
>>687892482
boiled eggs? I love those.and meat
>>687892109
Iwouldhugyoubutimstuckinabox.png
>>687892405
I'm not sure. Maybe if I was wearing your panties on my head I would remember.
>>687892423
Water is the bees knees. I just found out about it
>>687892482
Do you have a steam?
Hanging around.
>>687891057
excuse me you fucking shitlord but how dare you assume I actually identify as a women? What makes you think that just because I appear to be female I am not actually a demisexual porcupine-kin? Please check your privilege you fucking cis-scum
>>687892254
My waifu's eyes are still bigger
>>687892183
Awww miho. You two have a decent amount in common.
Probably just busy and misses you too.
>>687892319
Moonpie
>>687892152
Thanks bro!
I use bandcamp, but then again I listen to indie hipster garbage
>>687892319
Actually a nice picture too
>>687892525
What lanes?
>>687892152
>Spotify
That's your problem m8
>>687892254
I guess I got too good then
>>687892631
boiled eggs are great but usually scrambled with chorizo ^-^
>>687892651
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DamnSquiddy/
>>687892048
Well sure, if you take the name overly literally.
It still contains ice and cream in it's normal state too, no?
>>687892171
Hey Barry. What's up?
>>687892254
Hello Owl.
I'm good, how about you?
>Yes i know.
>>687891798
hi
but why?
>>687892632
yep you are the one
>>687892429
You should see their pyromancers going all ignizzle fo' shizzle.
>>687892784
Jungle main since season 1. It helped me grow a thick skin for vidya
>>687892466
Nothing much yet, just seeing Tomocuck get dicked in outlast.
>>687892784
Sometimes I'l listen to that kind of thing, but it really depends what I'm in the mood for.
>>687892283
Found, thanks DM
>>687892866
It doesn't have ice! That's just frozen milk!
>>687892908
Yes, but...
>You should still take off your panties.
>>687892784
Bandcamp is probably the best platform to sell music right now, too bad music streams on it at 128kbps.
>>687892797
>Spotify
Don't talk shit about Spotify.
>>687893029
He said he wasn't good with horror games, bet that's a good giggle.
Considering heresy again.
>>687893106
But Yui, it's shit.
>>687893241
Don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFW2GFZq8WQ
>>687892774
But your so cute to and your much more fun to talk too.
>>687893106
Boy I just use YouTube
Unless I live in the Stone Age I see no reason to use Spotify imo
>pls don't hurt me
>>687892858
isn't that more for a breakfast ?
>>687892632
Shall I join you in there?
>>687892645
It is pretty darn good.
>>687892727
Because you're always all up on this pretty dick, just assumed you were a woman.
>>687893106
>>687892797
Spotify has Young Thug and Kanye West. Spotify is good.
>>687893241
To whom may I ask? Also, Galko has already been claimed.
>>687892883
Hmm? Call it science. I'm vaguely curious if anybody actually reads the rules without something prompting them to. Given the lack of response, i'm leaning towards no.
>>687893094
...I... I don't know if i should explain...
Milk contains water. Frozen water is ice.
[...]
>Rattle
So trying out Overwatch now. Music is transferring as well. Should be interesting.
>>687892774
Fran's are removable
>>687892797
Don't scare people!
>>687892866
Not doing much myself. About to play league
>>687892962
Support main here
>>687893029
Acustic punk for me
>>687893102
True that
>>687893241
*Blam
>>687893314
I can't be swayed so easily. I'm still reeling from the lose of my love.
Can we all have a waifu Fight Club?
>>687893381
yeah but i just eat what i can :p
>>687893359
It's just convenient.
Runs nicely in the background.
>>687893280
So is your waifu.
>>687893094
i wear boxers though
>>687892866
Sitting around, being bored and feeling sorry for myself, the usual.
>>687893296
Okay.
>>687893475
It isn't hard to guess.
>Galko has already been claimed
I know, I don't really care.
>>687893601
?
Take it
>>687893866
O-Okay.
>>687893700
It would be a mess. Too many overpowered waifus.
>>687893663
We could least have a one night stand.
>>687893601
I think if you tried hard enough all eyes are removable.
>>687893700
Don't talk about that.
>>687893700
That would be fun, until we would awaken to the reality at the end.
That could explain a lot of things though.
>>687893475
Are you newd? The box makes people newd.
>>687893512
Shhhh, the aliens don't know that.
>When they try to eat our frozen treats, they'll kill themselves!
>Space rattle
>>687893742
Yeah I'll need those too
>>687893701
at least there is some meat in there
>>687893742
wew wew mothafucka
>>687893723
Says the borderline retarded waifu. Homura did nothing wrong.
>>687893985
CHEATER!
>play with >>687894124
>>687894095
have u ever had chorizo? its so good ^-^
>>687894124
is that me in the background? O.o
>>687894015
id prefer to keep them
>>687894124
>>687894236
wew wew
>>687894200
He doesn't have to know. <3
>>687893601
Favorite supports? Also are you a sub?
HOME FINALLY OVERWATCH TIME!
>>687894236
Roasted chorizo in bread has to be one of the best things you can eat.
>>687894392
>dubs.png
>>687893839
I'm not a very good guesser. Noose.
>>687894015
>implying i'm not already newd
>>687893866
OK.
>>687894392
oh my
>>687894484
thats good to hear love :o
>>687894365
But I need them.
>For science.
>>687890405
>Shove a cactus up your ass!
I got you
>>687894727
Never forget.
>>687894714
As long as it's not loli, it's alright with me.
Well not realy, I mean I don't only hate lolis.
>>687894714
wew...
>>687894605
Then what are you doing outside the box.
>Get in here.
>Well both fit if we hug each other.
>>687893475
I see no joke in there so I assume you just pulled that out of your ass so you would have something that sounded like a witty response
>>687894727
Never forgetti.
>>687894605
I won't tell.
>>687894519
I will know....
Besides the fact that we are always being watched by several anons keeping tract...
>>687894640
just use someone elses
>>687894861
what a strange world we live in....
>>687894595
i'll have to try that :o
>>687894727
hey me :p
>>687894638
why is that ?
>>687894727
now I want to try that
>>687894990
wew lad
>>687895021
Did you cum on that pic?
>>687894885
Correct. I wish I could be funny.
>>687894882
*unzips dick*
Renge, that echo is driving me crazy
>>687892922
oh don't get me started on them
>>687895042
do you? >.<
>>687895132
:
>>687894976
But Yuuko-chan <3
>>687895021
It's very typical here.
>>687895270
but with the real thing
>>687895270
Dont lie to me konata
>>687895251
Fuck, sorry, I totally forgot that I was there. My bad. Muted myself.
>renge
>>687895324
Too bad you'll never be able to.
>>687895251
They're funny folk if nothing.
>>687894979
How about we trade?
>I wear boxer briefs.
>>687895233
Still waiting.
>Hurry up
>>687895324
I like the way you think.
>>687895421
rude
>>687895307
ive never heard of this! :O
>>687895324
oh my
>>687895359
oh my^2
>>687895389
:p
>konata
gas the kikes
>>687895307
why doesn't that exist here....i would eat all of those...
>kagami
