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>>687889308
Tell me something embarrassing a customer did?

>>687889308
Can I have a dollar?

Still hate you for doing meth behind my back.

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>>687889411
Can you do me a request?
Can you write "I <3 Jake" on your tits in ink
Thanks in advance

>>687889494
Last call, I'm going around collecting tips, and this guy is hammered and wants to stick a dollar in my ass with his teeth. Bends over and says "right in the shooter!" Before he trips over a chair and is led out

Ever sleep with a client? And for how much?

on a scale of 1 - blowjob, how many blowjobs do you give out in an evening?

Is there sec in the champagne room?

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>>687889308
would you please put a pic of your tits with "Primo Fettuccine is Yummy for my Tummy" written on your tummy wummy.

>>687889308
What drugs are you addicted to?
Was it your dad, brother or uncle who fondled you when you were little?

>>687889743
No, a few offered to be my sugar daddy, one said he'd give 500$ to fuck me. Turned him down, 500$ won't buy my soul back

>>687889308
post roastie

>>687889751
0

What's your favourite song to strip to?

>>687889770
No

>>687889308
Is your baby okay?

>>687889713
Thanks and another question?

Do you takes classes on pole dancing when your new or are you told to just wing it?

How many STDs do you have and why?

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>>687889803
shameless self-roll

That has to be a shitty club looking at your body. Ugh. Nig clientele I'm guessing. Crack whore alert!

>>687889848
>stripper
>concerned about losing soul.

kek

>>687889908
Butterfly by crazy town

How much do you make each night? How many days a week do you work?

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>>687889995
faaaak! a quad away from quads

>>687889956
You can take classes, it's not required, I wing it and learn shit on my own

>>687890025
It was stolen from her by another man.

>>687889848
How do you determine what is damaging to your soul and what is not...being a stripper and all.

>>687890108
120-150 working 4pm to 11pm, 3 nights a week

How many nigger cocks do you rub against every night.

those nails are not attractive

I'm not sure why women do that

to show off to other women?

>>687890108
>Work
Major kek

>>687889308
Are you proud of yourself?

Can I hear some funny stories?

>>687890179
I sell the idea of sex and my job is more demanding and empowering then yours.>>687890176

Do you work another job?

>>687890241
My gf brought in about 3500.00 a night working at the spearmint rhino...why is your club so bad?

>>687889308
Hi op. Serious question for you. How do you handle the people who mock you(if any) outside of your work area? And there seems to be a thought in people's heads that strippers=whores.... your thoughts?

>>687890265
My natural nails are unattractive and stubby

yer nipples look like vienna sausages

>>687890241

Do you make most of your money from the stage show or private dances? What percentage of the money does the club usually keep? Do you tip your DJ? Always tip your DJ.

>>687890386
Is it the strip club right next you your apartment next to the gas station?

>>687889308
hey, fellow stripper here. What is your favorite club to work at?

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>>687890260
Most sex workers reject black men as customers.

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>>687890386
THEN mine? you are correct.
than mine?
well,.. if your job doesn't scream it then your words do, it all shows high school didn't work out for you.

escort is a better job than stripper tbh fam

Come to the ramadan 2016 thread. Your career choice is appalling. May Allah guide you

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>>687889308
Are you in it -just- for the money when you go to work, or do you actually like to sit down and talk with guys sometimes even if they're not tipping?

>>687890510
Probably because they dated a really awesome black guy, but black guys like that are hard to find. Most are just niggers

>>687890429
No one can make me feel embarrassed about it but myself. I get paid to look cute, for guys to talk to me and to dance. I do 15mins of work out of every hour and make bank. I don't do anything I don't want to or anything immoral so I don't care what anyone says lol

>>687889308
How can you be such a fucking idiot?

>>687890386
How much do you charge for a handy?

>>687889308
whats your stripper name?

>>687890760
Then you must not get paid much!

>>687890717
Depends on the guy, I enjoy talking to the ones that work in trades but it's all money.

>>687890760
Your career is immoral you fucking idiot

>>687890410
Yes, waitress

>>687889308
You should have posted under a name other than 'Anonymous' because now any fucking degenerate can impersonate you.

>>687890760
150.00 a night is what most people here make in an hour or two. That's uh...well that is bank wherever you are from so...good for you star child. Good for you.

>>687890422
Because we don't whore around like your girlfriend you cuck

>>687890057
Are you 30?

>>687889995
>>687889999

>>687890846
Flaffy Cakes

>>687891100
check'd and kek'd

>>687890760
Thanks op. And one more thing. Did you ever get to a point where you want to do your work but you're held back by something? Maybe a thought, or pride i dunno?

>>687890478
8$ house fee in the evenings and 8$ to the dj, the rest is ours

>>687891041
Probably not. But mannnnnn are we rich.

Does stripping turn you on, or is it all business for you? Also has it effected your personal life at all?

>>687889308
show us your ass

>>687890593
Omg you got me pegged down so hard by a grammar mistake I made on the Internet. Good show. Fuck off

Ok not to repeat what others have said, but do you even have a soul? Shamelessly strutting around naked and not giving anyone the option to fuck you is worse than just selling sex on the corner. You're basically saying you can look but youre never getting this. Evil temptress

Do the majority of girls who strip have breast implants?

>>687890057
Old school, nice

>>687890774
How am I an idiot?

>>687889308
What do you do with all the singles? Do you change them out at a bank and basically advertise what a whore you are?

>>687891382
No...it was not your mistake. It was your profession. Not even a good show, hence the 150.00 a night.

>>687890057
Is it because it says cum my lady?

>>687890846
Scarlett

>>687890732
>Probably because they dated a really awesome black guy

cuck mind at work

What was your first dance like?

>>687891009
either post nudes or get the fuck off this board you worthless slut.

>>687891542
Follow up question: Do the bank tellers take out their gloves and toss the money in an open flame to kill the herps?

Do you have a favorite outfit?

>>687891172
>>687891574
wut nigga

>>687890422
Bro, she probably gave some hand jobs and BJ's for that much

>>687891462
They know what they're getting into when they walk in the door and I don't make anyone spend money. They know we don't fuck customers

Fav drink from the bar?

>>687891652
I am not referring to stripping and making more. I simply mean that by existing in my productive job I make more than that..as do a majority of people here. You want my nudes? But im a dood.

>>687889308
creepiest shit you've dealt with?

>>687889308
ever made any of your customer cum without touching?

green text would be nice

Stupidest thing you have done at work?

>>687891769
Probably? No, I can assure you she did.

>>687891243

Fuck yeah! Sounds like a good deal. Don't listen to the rest of the shitheads on here. Keep up the good work.

do you have any other piercings?

Some questions:

1. Are you an independent contractor, full time employee, or part time?
2. Are you saving/investing?
3. Would you be interested in an investment fund catered to sex workers? (I consider stripping sex work)
4. What are your retirement goals?

Do you ever get any females in the club? Any hit on you?

Do you have to wear heels? If so then are they annoying?

>>687891543
When I work 15 mins out of every hour? I don't even break a sweat, I'd pay for you to put your clothes back on.

>>687892120
Yes and yes

>>687890057
Butterfly by Jason Mraz would be a better stripper song, imo

would you punch a guy in the crotch instead of a lap dance?

What's the best thing I can say to a man to get him to have a dance with me?

How's your father?

>>687889308
how doe sit feel robbing dirty money on your body,you know money Cary's a lot of germs right?,if i we're you i would send a pic of sweet sweet bod to make sure you don't get an infection,also maybe take a shower. :D

>>687889308

Have you ever cuddled with guys for money?

>>687892134
No, no, no OP. YOu clearly stated you merely make 150.00 to 200.00 a night. Something we all here make in an hour or two. Times that by 9 hours of work and well...i'd ask you to do the math but not passing highschool would be hard and numbers can be confusing so I will just say this: It's a bigger number than yours.

Anything you wish went differently at work?

Post pics of your feet!! Please.

Average age of clients?

>>687889308
Ever did anal for money.
Do you gape?

>>687892361
$150 an hour? Where the duck do you work? I'm busting my arse in a factory for $13.45 an hour

>>687892361
I sit on my ass for 45 mins and text out of every hour, I would be doing that at home. I don't break a sweat and the point I'm making is that I don't need to be intelligent, it's just too easy of money to pass up. I'm killing time until I enlist in the navy after I finish my trade class

>>687889308
At $150 for a good night, are you ever tempted to hoof it over to the next big town over work a few nights and then take the rest of the week off and screw the waitress job? Seriously, flights are what $200 with another $100 a night for a hotel. What's stopping you from investing $300 bucks to multiply your earnings 10x?

>>687892295
see
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>>687891499
You are a stripper

Is makeup that important?

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>>687889308
Would you let me cum inside you for one of these?

>>687892795
Shame that the navy takes blood work to sort out the likes of you!
And sitting around for 45 minutes doing nothing to contribute to a great life. I just stay at home and relax. It's sooo nice.

How did you get into the business?

Do you work at the Mirage Cabaret in Houston? Lots of natural gas traders hang out there.

>>687891582
That doesn't even make any sense

>>687892796
I live in a somewhat rural area, I'm grateful for my easy money

>>687892795

Why not the Air Force instead of the Navy? You in love with a particular rate or something?

Ever had a customer just straight up grope you?

>>687889308
Do you have a retirement plan set up that you put some of your money into? What about plans for a career after you either can't dance or get too old?

Gotta plan for the future

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>>687889308
why are you doing this post?
what do you seek?

stop answering questions and post more timestamped pics and take some requests

most of these guys are just trying to troll you anyway

>>687889308

So who abused you? Dad/brother/uncle/cousin/neighbour?

>>687893215
Navy, then electrical Union.

>>687892985
Hey Hitler! GTFO...there aren't any Germans here for you to push around.

>>687889308
Do People throw coins at you sometimes?

>>687893168
Is it a privately owned club or one of those shitty chain clubs like Deja Vu?

Are you full nude?

Does management require you to solicit for lap dances, etc, or can you do your stage walk and sit on your ass for the next 45 minutes?

>>687889308
Ey bby wan sum fuk?

>>687890760
i make 150 a day being a shift manager at a burger joint and i dont sell my dignity every day. feeling embarrased yet?

Do the guys really cum when you give them a lapdance?

>>687893248
I was hoping to maybe enlighten people that strippers aren't just dumb whores who fuck for money. My job is pretty low key, boobs are natural and I'm not ashamed to show them, I work the early shift and get out before people get too drunk, I don't do anything I don't want to. And I have legitimate aspirations besides this, I just have time to kill.

>>687893248
Attention

>>687893658

>shift manager at a burger joint
>dont sell my dignity every day

Now come on anon...

>>687889308

How do you deal with the fact that statistically you have a higher chance of being abducted, raped, and killed while walking to your car after work?

>>687893658
Being a manager at a burger joint is selling your soul you uncultured swine

>>687893692

Are you into SM?

>>687893658
Yes you do. You sell your dignity for $150 a day....get over yourself you moralfag

is it weird that a guy gets a boner when you give him a lap dance

>>687893820
Theres a high chance I'll do that to you too

>>687894003

Awwww......there there.

>>687893387
do you like bouncing coins off naked women?

come to alberta!

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/the-messed-up-story-behind-albertas-sad-tradition-of-throwing-loonies-at-strippers

>>687893820
>>687894103
Regardless I uber everywhere

Does it suck carrying a fat wallet around full of singles

>>687894225

So you REALLY up the odds now. lol
I'm surprised more Uber driver's aren't murdered.

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>>687889308
I stripped once when I was 22. I made $228 in like 4 minutes. That was back in '07...

>>687889803
That's funny

>>687893692
so you're trying to prove that strippers are dumb whores who won't fuck for money? because most people already know that, which is why you made sub $100 working a strip club on a goddamn saturday. the IRL whores you can buy with coke or cash are why people go to strip clubs in 2016.

>>687893894
Wow, you're a retard

>>687894627
..is that you

>>687893323
So you plan on retiring in your 20s? You know the navy doesn't just accept anyone. Once you get to be too old they just reject you.

>>687893853
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>>687893784
nah i just do all the stuff thats too expensive to trust high school kids not to fuck up and sit in the office on my phone most of the time its the easiest job in the world

>>687894627

wtf.........nudes?

>>687894741
I work Monday's, Tuesday's and Thursday's, 4-11pm, that's why it's so little lol I also don't hustle dances, I'm grateful for whatever I work out of there with

>>687889308
How does it feel to have an untraceable, massive disposable oncome?

>>687894874
Literally what I do, but I'm a lot cuter lol

>>687892361
Nigga the average person does not make 150 bucks a fucking hour lol.

15-20 bucks is a decent low level wage
50-100 if you are a highly trained professional

How old are you op and do you live in the states?

What is the point of strip clubs? They seem like an unnecessary middle ground between porn and an escort, and you can't even cum or touch the girls.

>>687894784
I have to finish up my trade classes, then I'll work for a few months before I leave

>>687895080
I've always thought this.
It's a half measure, why do I want some chick to grind on me if I can't even touch her.
Especially when it costs about the same as a decent escort.

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I dated a stripper for a few months earlier this year, shit was cash.
>mfw I only got gonorrhea and chlamydia

>>687895080
>>687895184
if you're gonna go out and drink in a bar anyway, you may as well get some tits in your face out of the deal

This whole thread is a train wreck of close-minded cucks

>>687895065
18 pa

>>687894627
weird considering you look like a 13 year old boy

I guess you musta found a club that liked that sort of thing

>>687895311
Except its like twice the price for drinks, and the strippers will swindle you at every turn, they put jews to shame.

Do you plan to stick around in whatever town you're in now when you leave the service?

>>687889308
You said you were also a waitress. Any fun or weird time someone at your second job recognized you from the strip club?

>>687895311
We like your mentality, my friend.

>>687895572
My whole other job knows, I'm not embarrassed and we joke about it

>>687889770
Chris Rock already clearly covered this

>>687889308
im shure someone asked this but how much would you say you make on average?

>>687895690
i would love to show my ass and dick to make easy money....but that will never happen

>>687893692

>sell your body as a commodity
>not a whore

You and that Duke pornstar should start a coalition to change the definitions of words.

>>687895722
>>687889770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9yBPcn8IqU

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>>687895427
It's was a bunch of fat, neckbeards like the type that browse /b/.

>>687889308
how many fat strippers do you know? how much less/more money do they make

>>687894874
Puhlease . "Sitting on my ass all day till I get fired for no real reason isnt selling my soul.". Suuuuure it ain't buddy. Sure it ain't. Whatever you gotta do to get through your day of being raped by the man, bitch.

>>687895934
Makes sense
You got the pedo market on lockdown
Work it

>>687896026
In fairness you are no less raped by the man just because you get your tits out.

But you are right, at any rate. Wageslaves are no better, and we will all be a wageslave at some point.

>>687896057
topkek

Been "awhile" since I've been to a club. Two things I hate: One, arrogant ass, small-dick security who watches and lurks. Two, other dudes, besides your friends, acting like they own. Right, then the "dude/brah" parking lot "confrontations". Fuck all that.

>>687889308
Can I see ur bobbies

>>687895934

Tits or gtfo

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No timestamp OP?

>>687896302
weird request

ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO OVERCOME THE ULITMATE WARRIOR?

>>687896349
she did one a few posts in

more pics tho, op

>>687896349
newfag

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>>687895427
Jealous?

>>687889308
How much would someone have to offer you to go home with them? have you ever?

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>>687896436
She's hideous

>>687896543
$10 and nice dick

>>687896555
This better be bait

>>687895402
is this op?

how can you work in a bar when you're under 21?

>>687895934
>>687894627


n'aww, i just wanna snuggle up with you and watch whatever tv you wanna

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>>687889308
Damn a bunch of one's and a twenty.

>>687889680
fuck off jack

I didn't find it hard to fuck strippers. I always came in clean, smelling good, and letting them know I'm here to spend money. I always made them feel comfortable and they would bring up the option of a hotel after and a price, and a few times the girls would just take my dick out and we just do it right there in the vip room.

>>687896850
thats what they put between their buttcheeks you dummy

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>>687896727
Peirced nipples and I don't see a pussy looks like a man

>>687893692
good for you and you provide a service some ppl want. ENTERTAINMENT. Don't worry about the teenage angst here or knight whiting moral fags, we know they have no life or idea

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Op has busted grill, and i have more money.

>>687892361
Are you fucking joking?! Who the hell making 200/hr shitlord idiot is browsing /b/. Fucking trolll.

>>687890422
because OP is an ugly fatto

>>687895934
Be confident knowing that you were doing the Lord's work. Economically, you were creating value out of thin air.

>>687897046
what was the price?

highest you went, lowest you got?

>>687896850
>one's
One's what? What does one have?

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>>687890386
you must feel so empowered having people throwing dirty crumpled up 1 dollar bills at you while you dance for them and make approximately $17,280 a year. Just suck some dick like the whore you are and get a little extra on the side cause dancing defo isn't doing enough for you u fugly shit.

is it difficult getting a job as a male stripper i know yall make hella big money

>>687897306
I would spend around 100-200 for the dances and around 300-500 for sex. Sometimes it was "free" but that was after spending hundreds on dances and being a regular client at the club.

>>687890760
>lol
why are u here?

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>>687889308
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>687890846
Fugly Fred

>>687892795
>I sit on my ass for 45 mins and text out of every hour
You will do well as a female in the navy.

>>687892004
shut the fuck up u cuck

>>687889308
its incredible how /b stupid is and cant tell the difference between a bitch and a tranny
this is obviously a tranny

>>687890941
You should mention where,
for the sake of your customers.

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MORE PICS YOU WHORE YOUR TITS ARE PATHETIC

>>687897920
you must not be price sensitive

you can spend less just going straight to escorts, but if you were a regular at the club i guess you enjoy that part of it

>>687889308
Has anyone notice they are just one dollar bills

>>687889308
what color are your nails???

>>687889308
Did you ever find that mosquito who bit your chest?

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>>687889308
Post pic of pussy

>>687890422
>dating stripper
>surprised that she's riddled with herps

>>687889308
Have you ever pulled out of a cock about to explode ?? how does it felt? does the guy became impotent?

>>687892795
why not join the navy now you monogoloid? seems like you're just talking bullshit.
keep lying to yourself saying "I'll join the navy after this" just so you can sleep at night.

is your real name charity?

>>687890241
I make way more money delivering pizzas. What.

>>687893692
>fails grammar and spelling in almost every post
>is a stipper
Dumb whore detected

>>687898512
this

>>687897046
A lot of things never happened, but your thing never happened the most

>>687898355
I used to fuck with a stripper turned escort and she was much cheaper. The escort was just as hot as the strippers but there were more girls to pick from. I didn't know about escort websites at the time.

>>687892943
>Morgan Silver Dollars...
worth $25 a most... nice try, that's a dance at best.

>>687889308
how much do you drink to go to sleep everynight knowing you dance and rub up on some pretty gross dudes?

>>687892943
when did they start pressing liberty dollars again? been a long time since my numismatic days

>>687889308
When did you start HRT?

>>687891009
>150$ is what most people on here make in an hour or two
Yea sure cuz people who make upwards of 250k have nothing better to do but browse /b/

>>687894627
how drunk were your patrons? lol

>>687889308
How's it goin?

>>687889308
Whew girl, you got enough there for half a week of groceries and a fix of heroin.

Gewd jab!

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>>687899093
Happened

The one on the right is one

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>>687898143
Sadly this is 120% true. She'll also be authorized an extra 50 lbs. before anyone even begins to gives her a hard time. Can you see the future yet?

>>687892758
I make software and make well over double this number an hour.

>>687890057
Get out of here with that cliché shit.

>>687899542
i make this in a 1.5 weeks

>>687889308
What does your pussy smell like? Is it odorous? When you fart do you often cup it in hand and smell it?