What have you done to prepare yourself for the inevitable?

>>687881333
bought a rope to Hang myself since it will be the death of my social life anyway

>>687881151
wHAT do you exactly uploaded?

Upload some on here too

>>687881151
Well are you gonna post it or not

>>687881550
wanted to upload some dumbass spongegar meme from my Phone, didnt knew how that shit worden since i only use shitbook on my pc - tipped on a girl who got penetrated by a dick, tried to abort the upload but was too late - my Account got disabled 2 sec after

good luck. hope you live your life happily as a sex offender.

Did anyone see it?

>>687881151
Where are you froM?

>>687882007
>>687882376
>>687881151
>>687881515
no

I'd say donate all your money to a anti-pedo charity, and say that your profile was hacked

>>687882007
What the fuck did you just write?

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>>687882007
your dumbass cant even speak english properly, i believe you would do something like this

>>687882590
Translated: I wanted to upload a meme, and Accidently tapped a picture of a girl being penetrated by a dick (cp)

>>687882376
nope, i only uploaded it but i didnt posted it yet, like i said my Account got disabled literally 2 sec after it was uploaded

>>687882358
not planing on living if it comes out to the public

im thinking maybe i can write to the Facebook Support and tell them my Phone was stolen or some shit.. prolly not gonna help

https://youtu.be/g3KPSyNxnL8

Probably OP right now

>>687881151
well OP, it was a good time posting with you. Time to hang yourself now.

Has anyone contacted you about this?

>>687881151
What state

>>687882786
proof or it didnt happen nigger

>>687882811
I ain't clicking that shit nigga

>>687882725
im using a shitty auto correct on my Phone, sorry about that

Kill your fucking hard drive right now nigger and claim you got hacked

>>687882865
nobody has contacted me yet

>>687882875
im living in the EU

>>687882933
>Youtube

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>>687882933
a youtube link.. what kinda pussy ass people we got here on /b/

>>687882786
welp you could always lie and say you got hacked but then again theyd probably see that theres no other open sessions

>>687883159
>>687883209
>jewtube

>>687883123
Where in the EU?

>>687883226
i was thinking about lying that i lost my Phone and now someone has been doing stupid shit with it, but i dont know if they will bite it

>>687882933
it's a scene from a movie, some guy is wiping his computers

seems like a good movie too

>>687883288
Nice cover up for being a dumb asshat

>>687883309
germany

>>687883309
ShmutzenVile

How old are we talking OP?

>>687883532
probably around 12

>>687883309
if he's in Amsterdam he'll be fine

>>687881151
wenn das wirklich das ende für dich ist, dann mach was nützliches draus. nützlich für die gesellschaft, ein letztes mal

>>687883678
lets keep the thread in english so everyone can laugh about my autism

Where is it then

>>687883581
Oh man OP I was hoping you'd say 15 but buddy you are fucked

>>687883484
What is your home address?

upload here then, nothing to loose

>inb4 kappa

>>687883913
yea i know, im not quite sure if Facebook decides to Track me and Hand the case over to the local police

>>687883484
You're probably not as fucked as you think. Kill the SD card from that phone and replace it. They can't prove you posted it, but they can get a warrant to confiscate your computers and probably other devices connected to the internet to investigate.

Also, 99% chance law enforcement hasn't been contacted at all.

OP r u gonna post it yes or no so I can see if I should leave

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>>687882007
>uploading a shit meme on facebook
I hope the 4chan party van come for you.
You deserve to be raped in jail, faggot.

>>687884109
This

>>687884102
They don't. They probably deal with hundreds of cases like these daily.

>>687883484
Just say you are a mudslim and that it is part of your religion

>>687883678
vereinbart!

>>687882933
Nigga I'm the one who posted the link, it's from the movie "The Core" or something and you can trust YouTube links

>>687883585
In the Netherlands in general the laws are really mild unless you're a repeat offender or have insane amounts of CP and/or distribute it.

>>687884174
was riding along the shitty bandwagon

>>687884226
i hope so

>>687884501
Damn

>>687881151
Why are you on here posting when you should be formatting all you devices?

The police will seize all your devices and go through them with a fine tooth comb looking for anything they can get you on, if you have any brains you will format all your devices NOW, this also means getting any illegal downloaded films, music, porn and anything else you didn't pay for out of the house.

Good luck anon....... and don't drop the soap in the showers!!

>>687884109
This. At least as far as US Law goes if they show up and your comp is clean and your phone has been "stolen" they wound be hard pressed to charge you with anything.

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>>687881151
sauce?

>>687881151

as you're clearly a fag, how would you gauge your excitement level now that you're going to get all the nigger dick you want?

follow up question, when taking it by nig dick, will you be thinking about CP?

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>>687884501

>>687884429
that's still no excuse.
Beside what kind of CP was it? some teen or a kid?

POST IT NOW OR I WILL CALL POLICE NOW

>>687884501
fuck you

>>687884501
mjj

Can I leave

>>687882933
Get out, it's past your bedtime!

>>687884674
I love you so much

>>687884501
Fuck right off

>>687884109
Can't prove you posted it?

Are you retarded or what.

Log in times, own Facebook, any other services IE Google, incidental internet history and probable cause.

Good luck fighting that with "oh I was logged on but someone else did it"

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>>687884674
I will always bless you immunity cat

>>687884501
Fuck

>>687884674
Thanks anon.

H E L I U M
E
L
I
U
M

Been coming on hear for some time now ur all fucked up what the fucks the matter wirh u all

>>687885182
nah a rope is faster and more effecient

Facebook sends possible cases of child abuse to a special center for missing children blabla so it does get investigated. But honestly, if you say your account got hacked and they can't find anything illegal on your computer if they decide to search it, nothing will happen.

Sweep harddrives and kill the phone SD. Not joking. Also get help if you enjoy CP.

>>687881151
Who is that girl?

>>687884501
noo

>>687884585
Microwave it and kill yourself

>>687884585
formatting... lulz
gutmann 8 times+
good luck

>>687885300
dubs of thruth. Tu dies, OP

>>687885300
>account get hacked
You are forgetting IP address

DBAN is your friend op.

100 passes.

>>687884986
They wouldn't go that far into investigating unless it was a very serious matter. In this instance they would be skeptical and would probably just check his hard drive to make sure, they find nothing = they give up and believe him

>>687885602
yea this is the only thing which keeps me from using that pisspoor excuse - all they have to do is Check the ip

>>687881151
time to delete system 32 and break your hard drive

>>687885614
>DBAN is your friend op.
on a phone?

You're all missing the point here. If this is at all true OP clearly has hardcore cp and has posted it on one website and then corroborated it on another. If law enforcement does actually look into his computer/phone he is going to jail.

But this is definitely bait

>>687885300

If the image was on the phone's internal memory, he needs to get another phone until this all blows over. Get a cheap phone, move SIM over, and you're done.

>>687884501
Idiot

>>687885602
He said it's from his phone. So op should delete everything, on his phone too, and then gtfo and lose it somewhere so it gets stolen. Then, he should tell anyone who asks it got stolen.

>>687885288
Actually helium is much more efficient. All you have to do is fill a bag and put it on your head. Tying a noose and sll that shit takes considerably more time/effort.

If you do it right and break your neck it will be instant, but you probably won't and will end up strangling yourself, which won't be any faster than huffing helium.

Lrn2diefgt

>>687885757
there is a similar program for the Phone which seems to wipe everything in the same matter as DBAN

>>687883420
Your dumb lad.
4chan has everything youve posted on here
Right along side your ip
We are not anonymous
We are somewhat a legion
We forget
You forget
Dont fuck up
Stupid spick

>>687884501
I don't care about my mother lol

>>687884501
fuck you jimmy

>>687886014
Like i said:
>>687885182

>>687884501
Holy shit

>>687885757
Fire is your friend in that case.

And all bullshit anyway, more than enough digital trail to follow.

>>687886077
>We are not anonymous
>We are somewhat a legion
>We forget
>You forget

lol

wouldnt it be pretty suspicious if the cops Check the hard drive which happends to have been fully wiped?

i want to get my yoyo and roundhouse any bitch who wears stupid nose rings like this

>>687884501
niggers

>>687886272
Never forghetti
Always spaghetti
Sometimes regretti

>>687885602
I don't know if Facebook gives out IP adresses. In the US, they need a subpoena to that.

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>>687884501

>>687886376
Would you rather them see CP and you get charged/have jail time or for them to see a wiped hard drive?

>>687886496
goin to sleep alreddi

>>687886397
While wearing some bad boy American flag pants?

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>>687882007
>my Account got disabled 2 sec after
Uhm, that's not how it works

>>687885927
That change nothing.
If OP was at his house the location will be shown where he got his internet from.
Destroying his PC and Phone are the only thing he can do and move his ass to Mexico.

>>687886376
Probably, but they can't lock somebody up for a suspicion

>>687886014
nitrogen is even more painless. You don't feel uncomfortable breathing it because N2 makes up ~70% of the atmosphere. It feels normal until you fall asleep.

>>687886554
I'm pretty sure in that case they would charge you for destruction of evidence and CP

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>>687882007
It takes longer than that to get pulled. Usually you have to wait for it to get reported and investigated. Even if they have filter software running, you have time to delete the post before it is picked up.

I know someone that uploaded dubious young girl porn as a test and it took 2 hours before facebook removed it.

>>687881333
Nice trips

>>687886077
don't expect us.

>>687886705
I don't think nitrogen would feel any different to helium. Neither is irritating and both are odourless

>>687881151
What the fuck with this accidentally uploaded CP lately?

>>687886503
Lol. Sure, okay.

>believing Americans have digital privacy and rights in 2016.

I really don't understand why you would have cp on your phone in the first place. Not even judging you, but phones are so easily lost.

>>687884501
Lul

>>687884501
.

>>687886676
i dont know but thats what happened, didnt even had time to press "post" or anything like that - was just insta banned

>>687882007
Same shit with the gmail in last thread.Bullshit

>>687886897
OP is not American though

>>687886866
Helium is a bit more uncomfortable and more expensive.

>>687884501
Edgy

>>687884501
cunt

I think we can assume that OP is in the process of wiping PC and losing phone so wont reply.

it's okay op, don't worry

>>687887009
Well he might stand a chance.

>>687884501
dam sheldon has no chill

>>687887055
No. OP is kekking at all the bait being eaten in this bread from his fantasy story.

>>687886503
lol You think that Marc sucker is not for sale?
That jew sell all your fucking info to everyone.
Every log, every location, every click get sold to the highest bidder.
and if the cops ask for certain info to facebook they just give it.
There is no privacy on facebook.

>>687881151
Did you accidently send cp via gmail recently also?

>>687883123
>im living in the EU
Faggot

>>687886676
Large websites like Facebook and Google automatically detect known CP photos or videos.

>>687887341
no, but can you elaborate whats that gmail story is about

>>687887368
same

>>687884501
you cuck

>>687884501
,

>>687887006
So, what you're saying is you didn't even have time to post it?

>>687884109
>warrant
>EU
My fucking sides. They don't have a document that says what they government can't do.

>>687887368
AMERIFAT DETECTED

>>687887006
it must have recognized the source or something

>>687887502
Another made up story that was posted on here yesterday. Just like yours, simply change the word facebook for gmail.

>>687887128
No he don't.
Here in belgium facebook got in trail for selling info to companies, you know what facebook did?
They block all non facebook users from viewing facebook pages.

>>687881151
you're already going to jail, so post the cheese pizza here

>>687884501
eh

>>687887643
i didnt posted it directly, just uploaded it into the Facebook databanks. if you wanna Post an Image on Facebook you have to upload it First and then confirm the post - i got insta fucked the Moment it was on fb

>>687884501
Damn

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>>687887756
Kek. Better brush up on your Arabic.
>Mfw US will be great again

>>687886077
>"Your dumb"
>Your

You're*

>>687884501
fuck you man

>>687887958
you got hacked idiot, that's the story. why do retards only ask for advice on /b/. you don't even deserve to be here with your level internet knowledge, please fuck off to reddit or somewhere where you can be retarded with old fucks who don't know anything.

>>687888357
i uploaded it myself

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>>687884501

and these days with terrorism the privacy in EU is as good as gone.
Every phone can get tapped, every suspicious post can be given from the site and even the internet provider. They keep all info stored and can grind your ass like meat when needed.

>>687884501
fuck you. Scum of the fucking earth
>Buy Bleach
>Drink Bleach
>Earth becomes a better place

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>>687886077

>>687887848
Owning a Facebook account is a legally binding contractual agreement to house and sell your data and analytics.

Okay, they got in trouble. Doesn't mean it's anymore private.

Loophole now closed, on to selling your data. Belgium is not some special snowflake.

>>687888685
kek

>>687884674
immunity cat for president

>>687888694
>implying that stop the jew machine facebook from selling your info to companies.

>>687884501
Fuck you

>>687887498
THIS, it's probably flagged... In the end OP you'll just go with the it was an accidental download shit, feign incompetence, admit to downloading porn without really looking at it (because of thumbnails, etc.) make sure you have a plausible source (eg any site) once you get your story staright, try to contact Facebook and stick to your guns, at least you'll get over it fast... Your other option is to absolutely ignore this shit and hope it goes away which is actually likely to work but creates a problem in terms of deniability... In any way the "got hacked story" is ridiculous... If you're commited to go through with it download crypto or some similar nasty virus, then go to your phone company and tell them you got hacked and can't use your phone and to please help with facebook cuz it was doing "strange things" no one who's tech saavy in the slightest will believe you but they probably will help you and let it slide anyway...

>>687886908
This

>>687887958
What the fuck is this shit? That's not how facebook works you lying cunt.

sagesagesage
sage
sage
sage
sage
sage
sage

>>687886791
He said young girl being penetrated, not 18yo who looks 16

>>687884501
It is summer already?

>>687889582
It's always summer on 4chan.

>>687889578
I was making the point that he will not be banned seconds after pressing post.

>>687888570
NO. You got hacked.

>>687884501
Fuck off

>>687889851
It also sounds strange to me but plausible...

>>687889851
unless facebook has the file flagged as CP.

>>687884501

2edgy4me

>>687882007
I hope you didn't go home.

It's not that you don't deserve jail, most people do, it's that they are gonna throw the book at you.

Your phone needs to die. ASAP. If you went home, they know, so no use, but if not, you have a chance.

>>687889550
Rule11b&Rule11b&Rule11b&
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>>687881151
When they arrive just yell "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" at the top of your lungs, grab a knife and rush a cop.

>>687881151
Killyourself pedophile

>>687884501
You bastard... don't click the comment i'm replying to.

>>687889877
Not taking advice and wanting to get v&

>>687881151
Yeah yeah who is this? The pic

>>687884501
Jokes on you. I've already killed her.

>>687884501
Fuck you, OP, and my morbid curiosity!

>>687884501

>>687884501
Fuck

>>687884674
thank you immunity cat

>>687881151
Timestamp your arrest

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>>687890418
Jade Amelia

>>687884109

Wrong

>>687884501
Shit

>>687885757
BURN THE FUCKING PHONE YOU MORON.

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>>687881151
>when you accidentally post cp

>>687884501

Fuck.

>>687891040
pretty much

>>687881151

You support the molestation of children. I fucking hope you do get put away and get raped everyday.

>>687884501
Peak

>>687888357

Yeah, they've never heard the "i got hacked story", idiot.

>>687890323
OP must be retarded, at a certain point, maybe we should help the cops. Let them throw the book at a retard then someone who actually contributes to the world. His best bet, was to not go home once it happened (if he was home, he is a faggot for using phone instead of PC). He should have sat somewhere for 10-15 minutes, then moved elsewhere, before shutting off the phone (He needs to go somewhere he hadn't been before - shit is logged). Then go home, delete all bullshit with eraser, then fill up drives other content, wipe again, repeat, then download files he wants on his pc like games/applications/etc.

>>687890840
My nigga. Ty and take care

well thread gonna be wiped soon, thanks for tuning in folks - guess its time to get locked away

>>687891873
except it's the only way out of it, idiot. he loses his phone some hacker starts posting shit on his facebook. simple. but then you're probably op and want to go to jail, so idgaf really.

>>687881151

you upload CP to Facebooks servers. They've got your IP and MAC address, you're fucked. End of story. No "i got hacked" story or clearing off your devices is going to help you.

>>687892165
The correct answer is, "My FB got hacked a while back after some dickhead stole my phone.." With no other evidence, he will be fine.

>>687884501
fucking hate this show

>>687881151
What is your facebook?

>>687892165

Do you know how many times they've heard that story and how quickly OP will crumble when they start questioning him.

Just gonna point out this happened to a kid at my school (being 18) he did the same thing and is now on the sex offenders list so....
UK btw

>>687892516
my Account got deleted dude

>>687892445
It's for average intelligence people who want to feel smart.

>>687884501
Damn you

>>687892364

Until they see exactly when the image was downloaded to OPs device.

>>687890840
Dude can you pls copy n paste her page? There's too many Jade Amelia s on that site

>>687884501
zzz

>>687892650

Oh it's not deleted. You just can't access it.

if dubs post it here

>>687892828
Yeah? with what magical power? If you don't know how to properly wipe the drive, set it on fire.

Losing $ is better than prison.

>>687893144
check em faggot. show me your wares

>>687884501
.

summerfags summerfags everywhere. when will you retards stop falling for the accidentally cp b8 threads.

>>687893197

Magical power? I don't know if OP mentioned exactly how he downloaded this image, but wiping his device isn't going to keep them from finding out when and if he downloaded it. Also, it's unlikely he really knows how to securely wipe a drive.

>>687893425
moot himself said traffic consistently decreases during summer months and increases after the new year. the shtick is over, anon

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>>687881151
Run!

>>687893661
he didn't download the image, he uploaded it. lrn2read you fucking moron.

preteen that this post its kp(kids porn)
i will delete it a sec!

>>687891016
I wasn't asking, you stupid cocksucker - I was pointing out the fact that DBAN doesn't work on mobile platforms. So suck my fucking cock.

>>687892350
They don't have your MAC address. The MAC address gets changed when a frame passes through a router

>>687894454
dude, i don't even use a mac. i use a pc.

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>>687881151
>2016
>not using a vpn
>not having emergency magnets to fuck up your hard drive
>still using facebook

>>687881151
Kek.
Pack your shit and get the fuck out... even if you don't get into too much shit for cp, everyone will get to know about it. You'll become an exile in society, you'll lose everything either way.

>>687881151
You gonna post it here now before you die or are u just a lying faggot

>>687884501
Nigger

>>687894344
Classic projection, you been thinking of sucking cocks lately?

Accidentally...ha!

>>687884501
Eek

>>687884501
pls no

>>687884501
okay

>>687895107
wew - great comeback. a total burn. keep it up and you'll be a finalist for poster of the year honors.

>>687884501
Ku Klux Fuck

>>687884501
anime

>>687895350
Now we can tell the 'stupid' portion was also a projection.

>>687884501
Stupid faggot

>>687884501
Damn dude

>>687884501
broo

>>687886791
Hey I watched that episode of an idiot abroad yesterday.

>>687895614
another classic burn. keep it up, champ.

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>>687882007
>>687882987
>continues doing internet things on his phone after it ruins his life

Which begs the question... Why did you have CP on your phone?

>inb4 took the bait
I don't even fucking care at this point.

>>687884501
>people
k

>>687884501
Bazinga

>>687884102
Local? You mean federal police, mah man?

Change a bunch a shit around and make it look like you got hacked, Bruise your face up and say you got robbed and some nigger stole your phone.

Also stop fucking jacking it to kids.
Be more confident. The reason you have to jack it to kids, and why your waiting to get police fucked instead of immediately doing my idea on your own accord is a testament to your lack of creativity and your own lack of confidence.