>>687815468
1 year behind you

>>687815468
24 years old, beyond return

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>>687815468
>be me
>31
last suicide attempt was 4 weeks ago; 10,000mg Acetaminophen, 400mg Quetiapine, 250ml Ethanol.
need to get some of that Phenobarbital.

>>687818396
Do you remember being happy?

>>687818396

You even suicide like a pussy...

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>>687818612
fak u gooby
y u do this?

>>687815468
Optimal age fag here to ruin your day.

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>>687818568
thursday 26th october 2006. the last time I went to Primal with a girl, the next week she said she & her new boyfriend decided she shouldn't hang around with other guys.

>>687819808
don't waste your life on here, kid.
don't be like us.
it hurts.

>>687815468
13 years

>>687818396
why do you have two copies of this image ??

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>>687820234
Poor explanation on my part... I 'was' an optimal age fag. I escaped /b/ for a few years then remembered about it 7 months ago-ish. I'm back to being unable to have a day without checking.

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>>687820575
You escaped and came back, what kind of fucked up /b/tard are you.

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>>687820036
she looks sad anon why ?

>>687821344
Kek...

>uses /b/ from age 15-17
>slowly gets IRL interests and forgets /b/ exists
>age 25
>in a relationship looking for something new online to escape monotony
>sees /b/
>memories come flooding back
>now can't go a day without checking

Closest thing I can describe it to was like seeing an old friend you thought you'd lost.

>>687817163
Don't worry, I lost it at 24

>>687815468

i got a blowjob so does it count as virginity lost?.

>>687818396
Can you post the template?

>>687820575
>>687821344
>implying he ever truly escaped
There's a point of no return once you are here. Every attempt of running away will bring you back here, it's only a matter of time.

>>687820406
I don't, I just have another image titled "me".

>>687817163
Go for wizard, may as well

>>687827101
Already beyond return, any attempt is futile

>>687815468
4 more years. Teach me your ways Great Wizard.

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>>687824650

>>687823255
If you need it to but not really

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>>687825977
who are you supposed to be?

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I'm 26 years old, and I wasted my entire life

>>687827972
How so?

>>687827224
Hookers are still a thing. Just don't try act like it isn't your first time

>>687827972
Same here.

>>687827948
I'm >>687818396

>>687827948
are you a lion?

>>687828007
I'm still a virgin, while I still live with my parents house, aaaaaaaand I've no job too in this poor neighborhood

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I was an optimal age bro, then nothing happened and now I'm a half-wizard.

>>687828439
Did you at least go to prom?

>>687815468
Do you have treacher collins or you just butt fucking ugly?

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>>687821536
we were both in emo places in our lives when we were friends.
But while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely loved her when she smiled.

>>687819808
Under b&

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>>687828226
nigger, what are you talking about?

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>>687828416
no, my hair just curls into my neckbird.
>pic related.

>>687829004
0/10

>>687829124
go watch steven universe.

22 year old kissless virgin here, might as well go for wizard status at this point. No real point in trying now

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>>687815468
21 here, not kissless, but still permavirgin, I've had two relationships since January, broke up with both of them because they both cheated on me.

What am I doing wrong?

>>687828799
>best food
>not brazil and argentina
this triggers me

>>687829004
>looking at tabs
>'she cried and drowned'

Interesting. Want to tell us something?

>>687829308
Trust me, you're gonna love it

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>>687829299
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>687829004
Nice shop, retard.

I can't live like this any longer. How the fuck am I supposed to be confident when I am the ugliest human alive and no working out wouldn't change anything in my case, I'm not even sure if a hooker could take me no matter how experienced she is, I would be the worst client she ever had. I'm gonna go kill myself now

>>687829308
That's exactly the spirit that girls are after. The irony.

>>687830018
No no no wait. Post a picture of yourself first, so I can feel prettier

>>687830018
show me a pic of your face to tell if you are paranoid, or sadly right...

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>>687815468
Five more years. I am 25 and really hate people. Way too many people I meet are assholes. Really gave me a bitter spirit.

Now that I had dated, only made me feel worse about myself. I really hate that family members praise that I will have a relationship(as a kind gentle person) yet all that forecasted love only blinds me from the reality that it may not come to be as years go past and I missed major milestones at key ages.

Everyone that has a relationship all started in their teens. I still sit here bitter because I used to have some friends years back that used me for my money and shit I owned. I was naive. Never again.

>>687815468
21
have
had girls like me
made out
felt vagina twice
felt bare tits
kissed
held hands
cuddled

>>687830018
Well, the other thing you might do is lower your standards. I have seen couples were both weren't exactly pretty. You can still be in love and happy. But you need to get off of yearning for what you cannot have.

>>687830018
Post a pic of yourself, now.

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>>687830477
Well, my friend, thats called being a male. You are not a pretty face with a nice body and a vagina, so everyone is gonna shit on your face. I got used to it already, 20yo here

>>687829405
empanadas and snow cones
vs
לחוח with cardamon & ghee and all that dark burnished lamb and camel.

>>687830772
Believe me when I tell you that I would literally give up anything I have for ANYTHING with a vagina. I just can't because not even the oldest, loneliest, ugliest landwhale widow would even look at me

22 kissless turbovirgin

probably going to stay that way because i'm a literal faggot and finding other fags is hard enough, let alone how time consuming a relationship seems

>>687830018
post pic of self

>>687831272
>I just can't because not even the oldest, loneliest, ugliest landwhale widow would even look at me
I would, post a pic.

>>687829717
forgot the specific lyrics to Story of a Girl by Third Eye Blind, that I referenced earlier.
cried a river & drowned the whole world... et cetera

>>687831215
What you talking about nigga? Never had a fried "mandioca", "bread-of-cheese", "açai", "steak with onions, mandioca, black beans and rice", "oswaldo aranha", "drover beans", "parrilha", "alfajor", or mother fucking sacred "dulce de leche/doce de leite"?

>>687829004
>>687827948
Kek, why are you pretending to be an autistic virgin loser on /b/?

>>687830998
Dumb shit like this really bothers me to the point I stay up some nights pondering over some of the bullshit that people actually believe and do and what is socially acceptable in society.

All I want to do is help/ be a part of the team, but most people will pitch fork and torch my ogre ass away(not that I believe in that I am too ugly bullshit either) just making a point.

I hate people are too eager to criticize someone and cap off their friend limit like this. At least they help me weed them out as people I don't want in my life.

>>687831923
brah
go check on sam.

>>687831608
Fuck off guys, people laugh at me when they see my face at omegle. I remember that girl bursting out in laughter, screaming "this has to be fake, this has to be fake"

>>687832154
They're just being mean, not because you're ugly. Come on, it can't be that bad. I bet my face is uglier than yours.

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>>687831215
And the experience with food i had outside brazil was terrible, nothing came in a good size, nothing could nourish me and make me feel really strong
>>687832085
I could not get the last line lad. Well, everyone is an arsehole with me too, i am an assburg. It sucks, but i just keep on, lifting, motivating myself, getting agressive, more open, caring less about society and changing people that appear on my way. I get friendships slowly, few precious crazy motherfuckers with wich i have a good time, and their number keep increasing. I am not a popular cool shitlord, no, i am i, but i can get what i want with this. You need to invest in yourself and speak your mind; just enlarge your dick and get big(muscle big)

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>>687833688
The moral of my story is this.
How the fuck are you guys so bad with women? They're not complicated. Ultimately, from the girl next door to a battle hardened feminazi cunt, all women just want to be wanted.
Now it's up to you how much work you want to put in making them feel wanted, but fucking chicks isn't hard. Especially in this disgusting social climate where women are "liberated"
Women are literally giving the pussy away for free, just fucking talk to them, make one laugh, then try to score, it's not hard.

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>>687833861
>Dreamcast
>8 years ago
>on 4chins 7 years ago, at 11 fucken years old.
what a fucking childhood.

>>687818396
Acetaminophen OD is pretty damn long drawn out and horribly painful if it does work, you know

>>687829388
You could try fucking them so they don't need to fuck someone else

>>687831883
>>687832967

Are you guys from Brazil?

>>687827972
same boat

>>687835427
Where from m8? Fortaleza here.

>>687815468

25 years old kissless virgin here. I'll be joining the wizards soon OP.

>>687834314
Bullshit. That is a really bold claim.

It is true I can say you can't speak for everyone. I actually talk, dated once and really try with women.

>women just want to be wanted

Everyone does want to be wanted in the end, but I did not get that vibe, even when it was just casual conversations.

I just feel like that guy everyone takes a pleasure into hating, like some hex over me. It really distracts from my pathetic life, but I can't see myself being with a woman at this monent.

>>687833861
I had a girlfriend when I was 17 but I broke up with her to join the army... did I fuck up?

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>>687815468
23 Perma-Virgin here.
People say im attractive, but no one would have sex with me. Im pretty sure im being fucked with.
Whatever, hermit life is fine by me, fuck people.

>>687815468
>lost it at 17 to first gf
>was with her 2yrs
>haven't slept with anyone since and i'm 23

practically feel like a virgin

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Used to be a real hotshot athlete when I was younger. Got chicks, got laid. Then I fucked my knee up. Never recovered. Got way too fat, started gaming, lived a lonely bachelor frog life, found /b/ and the rest is history. Like the picture says: if there's such a thing as a born-again virgin, then I'm a born-again wizard. Just over ten years since the last time I was with a woman.

>>687837300
How old are you now?

>>687837870
Coming up on 35.

>>687815468
26. Lost it at 25.

Got a job soon after losing the V-card. Now I've had sex with two other relatively attractive women.

>>687838258
How's life now man? Have you tried during these years anything to get out of this situation? Do you take meds or do therapy? I'm at the same concerned and curious about you.

>>687838350
How did it happen, losing it and the other girls?

>>687815468
Lost it when I was 19, college. We only did it for like 5 minutes, neither of us came. It was weird. Yet to have sex again...

>>687838945
Forgot to mention I'm 22 now.