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>walk into public toilet >see this What do???
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>walk into public toilet
>see this

What do???
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>>687797333
go home and make a thread on 4chan
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>>687797333
Down to my knees of course
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>>687797477
Go home and check thos dubs fam
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>>687797333
Shake it and introduce myself
then chant "nigger dick nigger dick noone has a bigger dick" while taking a shit and not letting go of the cock. After wiping i wrap the used toilet paper around the dick and whisper "sleep tight lil nigga" into the dick hole. Then go home and wank to furry porn and trannies
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>>687797477
/thread
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>>687797533
>>687797477
>>687797333
This is now a get thread
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>>687797333
Suck it. Afterwards, leave feeling lowly and empty.
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>condom
>my ass
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>>687797734
>>687797533
I see the cucks have arrived
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>>687797333
Tightly attach large pair of vice grips
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Sue for thousands and then buy a bunch of booze and a new car, proceed to die in a severe traffic collision
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>>687797333
I would deep throat it as a form of reparations and I'm not even gay.
It's time we finally apologized for slavery and i'm gonna do it 1 blowjob at a time.
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Definitely treat it like my God.
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>>687797333
Take my knife out and chop it off
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>>687797333
slurp it. duh
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>>687797333
chop it off with my pocket knife
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>>687797333
insert my tiny penis into the nigger cock and fuck it.
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>>687797333

Disgusted that someone is shitting through a hole in the wall instead of down the toilet
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>>687797935
>>687797980
ayy great minds think alike
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>>687797333
fuck him in the dickhole
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>>687797333
Grab it and yank straight up as forcefully as possible while yelling "I told you I don't want no brown bananas" one time, then whisper No Homo and leave.
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>>687797333
complain to maintenance that someone smeared shit on the wall
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>>687797333
laugh at the nigger faggot then send in the cops
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>>687797881
Underrated post
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>>687798015
kek
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>>687797881
>>687798207
same fagging this hard
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>>687797333
shit on his dick and laugh at the faggot while he cries
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>>687797333
rape the shit out of this juicy dick!
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>>687797333
karate chop
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>>687798015
Topkek
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>>687797333
Wonder why there's a turd duct taped to the wall... ?
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>>687797333
Wrap more duct tape around so they can't pull out
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glue it to the wall
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>>687797333
well i all ways carry a knife

i wonder how much it go's for on the "black market"
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Cut it off with my EDC knife then book it
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>>687797333
Turn 360 degrees and leave
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>>687797935
>>687797980
samefag
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>>687797333
Start sucking, obviously
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Slice that shit off !
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get dubs and check 'em
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>>687798693
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>>687798662
there's less than a minute between the posts
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>>687798800
noice
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>>687798800
Checkd
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>>687797333
>Strike lighter
>get really hot
>glowing red type of hot
>touch to head of dick
>Tell him the is the men's room, stop being a faggot.
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>>687797333
handjob
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>>687797333
call the town's nigger catcher
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>>687797333
â–²
â–² â–²
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>>687797333
Pull out my swiss knife and cut it off of course
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Take my knife out and cut it off. Then flush it.
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turn 360 degrees with mouth agape
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Grab his dick, then push a pencil through the base. This way, he can't run after me, and he has to either tear his cock off or get help.
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>>687797333
throw it into the toilet bowl.
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Kick the shit out of it
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>>687797333
As loud as you are able, call for MODS and then wait for it to go away on its own
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Worship that BBC
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punch it with the force of a thousand suns
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>>687799541
kekekekekekekeke
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take the whole thing down my throat and feel the warm jizz filling my throat and then proceed to take it all up my ass until he releases inside of me
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start stroking it and then probably finish him off with my mouth
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Tire his dick with some string and tie the other end round the bottom of the toilet so he can't pull out. I then tip off the KKK or the police to the location.
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complain to the apple store manager that the geniuses are not taking proper care of jamal, and that he is harassing the customers
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>>687797775
you don't know what that word means, do you?
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>>687797333
leave the apple store
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>>687799410
Best idea ever
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>>687800000
damn those quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiints!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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>>687800000
QUINTS HAVE SPOKEN
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let my gf fuck it till it cums inside then eat the cum out of her pussy.
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>>687798619
Fucking moron. That's a full circle
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>>687800013
>2016
>Not doing this every time

Are you a faggot?
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>>687800000
mah nigga
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>>687797333

"Man they have weird toilet handles in this place. I'm pulling it and pushing it and the toilet isn't even flushing. Must be broken."
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>>687800000
Well memed my friend
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>>687800000
kkkkkkek and check
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>>687797658
Top kek
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>>687800000
shhhhiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, SON
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>>687800235
Not anymore. I know what to do now. I was a cut it off guy before.
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>>687800000
Wowzaroonie
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>>687797333
I would wipe, using the 3 shells and then wait for the violation tickets to come rolling in for the guy that was committing this highly punishable crime.
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>>687799678
kek
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>>687800288
Look at the picture m8. It´s clearly a turd taped on wall. Why would you touch it? Classic toilet prank in Poland.
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>>687797333
Grab it firmly then use <picture below> and chop that fucking shit skin dick off. Then proceed to smack his face in with it until he bleeds out or his head by some miracle caves in.
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>>687800518
somebody shop this guy into any LOTR battle scene plz
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>>687800000
Holy shit, those quints.
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>>687797658
lost
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THIS THREAD'S GETS
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>>687800686
it does.
but not until much later.
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>>687800453
on every thread I've been noticing a ton of dubs/trips and quads.

Every. fucking. one.
Maybe it's the greatness spreading across the planet that has been released from Muhammad's corpse.
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watch me get dubs on the first try faggots
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trips ma nigga
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Spray Acid all over it... so that you know he won't have to worry about paying child support.

I Do the good thing right?
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>>687800000
fucccckk
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>>687797658
this man...
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>>687800000
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>>687800912
Let's test his strength, if i get dubs I'll post semi nudes of this bitch i fucked, trips and i send an actual nude
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Rip it out
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>>687801529
shoo. go back to Altea
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>>687801577
check'd, and check'm
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>>687801577
Fuck it, here you faggots
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turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>687797333
Piss all over, run away.
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>>687797333
Someone stuck his shit to the wall. Wtf.
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Carry on taking a shit like I planned too. Never expected a turd to come out of the walls. Maybe I'll cover it up with some tissue. Or flick it in the head.
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Deep throat it like a good little boy
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>>687801577
He is the greatest.
His greatness has been passed to us.
It actually worked.
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>>687798361
Kek
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>>687799223
This
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take a knife and cut his dick off
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Take out my kershaw and cut that mother fucker off then roll his severed dick under the divider to him
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piss inside his penis
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>>687797333
>stab a pencil through so he cannot take it out
>proceed to slice slices
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Guise
Im in a middle of nowhere, no fucking LTE and having my phone only, can ya find a porn 4 me? Halpnthe /b/ro
Many bbc cum in mouth
Nice milf bukkake
Swallow/facial compilation
Or stuff like thaf
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Writing in the epic thread.
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>>687800000
How is this possible?!?!
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>>>687801488
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Cut it off
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>>687797333
*Whistles innocently*
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>>687797333

Tie it in a knot so he will eventually die in the shitter.
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>>687797333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
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CHECK EM B
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>>687797333
>good thing I brought my hedgeclippers
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>walk into public toilet.
>see that.
>loudly ask who stuck a turd to the wall.
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>>687804358

>those creepy sphinx fuckers on the bed
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heat tip of cigarette lighter until glowing white hot.
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>>687801748
she has two assholes? lucky
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>>687797333
>mfw the dirty JIDF tries to make a cuck thread but it gets derailed hilariously
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>>687799410
Fucking evil.

I love it
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>>687797935
>>687797980
>>687798039
Samefag
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>>687806594
yoy
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>>687807222
Reply to myself
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>>687807228
SHIT
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>>687797333
Falcon punch that nigger cock
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>>687797333
touch it lightly and start rubbing it. Then drop too my knees and suck it hard
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>>687797333

Take some scissors. Cut the head off.
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Use my razor knife to split it down the middle. Then beet that niggers ass
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Say im a vegan bernie supporter and start sucking it hard
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>>687797333
Kick it with all might might so that it bends unnaturally or bursts
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Cut it off
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>>687800000
Wooooaaaahhh
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>>687797477
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>>687808506
dont forget to apologize for slavery
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>>687800000
nice quints
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>>687808868
its tattooed on my face right next to my nose ring. So he will see it
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>>687801748
Top quality post
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>>687797333
I always I carry my knife with me !
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radical thread
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>>687809555
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>>687800000
zerozerozerozerozero
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Kick it. Or throw any object to it. Maybe soap dispenser or mirror.
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I'll provably suck it, it's once in a life time.
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>>687800000
WITNESS OF THE QUINTS
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>>687797775
i believe the word you are looking for is faggot or sissy
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>>687800000
Someone save this
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