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>>687792193
besides that, I miss caturday.
Came here in 2010. Anyone remember Tripson? Her nudes were the best.
calling yourself an "oldfag" proves you have not been here for a long time, as if that was even something to be proud of
check em'
I reported the original puddi puddi video on youtube to help get it taken down.
>>687792345
Stfu you jealous ass bitch nigga
Me & my home boys been here since 2007 nigga
>>687792270
Newfag
you're*
ITT ED / Know Your Meme readers
>>687792628
Fucking 2011-2013 cancer
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>>687792598
Fuck you
>>687792123
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>>687792471
>puddi
>oldfaggery
Pick one
Op is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything
>>687792123
I always order a brain slushie with my arbies roast beef
I'm pretty sure OP is a newfag and just needs some ammunition.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>687792844
Nigga puddi was 6 years ago
I'm old but not a fag.
BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Takes a crane
>>687793240
Russia.
>>687793350
WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM?
DON'T BE SO SILLY!
>>687792123
I remember when noko and sage were relevant.
I also remember when the greeting card stand in Times Square was getting knocked over daily by anons.
>>687792123
if dubs rose is a trap
DUN DUN
facebook frog
>>687792521
Newfag confirmed. No one was talking like that back then. I don't even think we had niggers yet.
Came in during cyber police fiasco. The consequences were never the same.
>>687792583
"Prove me wrong"= auto 24 hour ban
>>687792123
I've been here since tuesday
do I have to say anything else?
>>687793503
I remember 98% of people posting that thread wouldn't ever fucking deliver.
>>687793503
>daily
it happened three times newfag
the halfhours I spent watching and waiting, damn waste of my life
>>687793140
Naaaah. That's not oldfag.
So old I couldn't find 4chan on altavista
Ok.. back in 03 almost everybody was namefags, there i said it
Eat shit fags
>>687792123
so old I remember when it was .net
>>687792123
I'm a veteran of the extreme shitshow known as project chanology
All the old fags killed themselves or moved to reddit and then killed themselves the first time they added ID's to /b/, nobody here but us newfriends, anybody want to exchange some memes?
>>687792123
Polish prostitutes are great I've banged plenty of them in london
>>687793723
Yeah lots of staring and getting excited when random dudes in trench coats or with their hoods up walked by only to be disappointed.
>>687793708
Right. But according to OP it was getting knocked over every hour. OP is always faggot. That will never change.
If this post gets 5 then you are all newfags
this should be proof
check em
>>687794114
Lol,off by one
i herd u liek mudkips..
You're all fucking faggots.
>>687792123
roody-poo candy-ass
>>687792123
I'll show you later
hello its tabby so random hehe
>prove your an oldfag.
or just go to ED.
>>687794208
Yoooooooo. I forgot that shit.
back in my time, we used to bump threads with pictures like these.
doesn't happen anymore. I'm truly an oldfag.
>>687793859
Saying this actually made me forgot it wasn't true. Fuck me.
Related, I was here before this post, but I grabbed this screenshot. The post numbers aren't much, but they're something.
Anyone remember Peter? And caturday?
No one seems to remember Peter. I love you, Peter.
>>687794398
That still occurs. Need further validation.
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>I miss Caturday
>>687794421
>2010
Naw nigga
>>687794421
>not remembering the switch from .net to .org
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noko
I have sufficient proof of how long I've been browsing 4chan here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
if there were no newfags you could not satisfy your ego by calling yourself an oldfag. have a nice day, summerfag
2010, probably a mediumfag
>>687792123
i wasn't here when /b/ was not shit
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can i be an old fag on a mac?
>>687794849
That filename
4chan have always been cancer, even in the early days it was just DESU DESU DESU,i liek mudkipz, WAKE ME UP INSIDE, and all those fucking Chuck Norris jokes in 05.
>>687792123
Nah.
>>687795016
and now its spiderman.
>>687794849
miss /l/
jeg eiger den raskeste bilen i norge. det er en Ford GT fra 2008.
misunnelig??
>>687792123
CP Wednesdays
I was around before Millhouse was a meme
>>687794697
Fuck off roody-poo. I bet you don't even remember wordfilters.
>>687795141
men ka faen
wrong thread
>>687795114
I don't /g/ was my thing.
>>687795186
missing no
>>687795016
He's not wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkTScqHNm7Y
>>687795162
Millhouse was never a meme you silly person.
>>687795236
I found 4chan on a cake hunt
/l/ led to /b/
I'm moot.
Anyone remember tripcodes? Where have they gone?
Damn, I guess /b/ used to be kind of good. Now this place sucks
>>687795515
Sure you are buddy your a champ and a superstar and I don't want anyone to tell you any different.
>>687792123
One of the oldest I have saved
>>687795575
I see what you did there
>>687792123
everyone knows belly button girl
>>687795823
but you have to an oldfag to remember when her mom posted to tell us to stop reposting it
>>687792123
"Oldfag" just another cancerous /b/tard with twice the amount of porn and memes in his Porn/Memes folder
No.
>>687795938
jelly?
yeah you jelly
>>687792123
but I'm not
>>687793599
Yes, yes we did. You should go visit >>/fur/
I was here before ragecomics made their way to 9gag
girugamesh
>>687795733
Moar of this
I'm not going to lie, I'm a newfag only been with you /b/ros since 2013
zomg kittens mew mew
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I was just a fan of Nevada-Tan.
>>687793140
6 years is newfag, newfag.
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
Newfags can't triforce
>>687795938
Everyone take a good long look at the obviously cancerous fagit who should have lurked moar. They ACTUALLY think that Porn/Memes is a legit category of folder. They ACTUALLY think that the true /b/rower is incapable of discerning/lacks the tasteful discretion of organization between porn and memes. wtf m8?
I wish I was an oldfag, from what I've seen, /b/ must have been a really nice place
>>687792266
caturday.... be back starting thread
>>687796548
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>>687796450
>tfw 2016
>tfw know he typed it all out
Oldfag reportin' in
>>687796717
>>687796567
/b/ was...in a much darker place years ago. It's definitely not the same today.
>>687796548
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Im probably not
I have no pics. But I do remember getting b& for basically no reason. Constantly.
>>687796548
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been stuck here since the dawn of the boxxy wars in 2008.
i miss /g/'s 4chan browser
also this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8M
Boxxy
dsfargeg
I am the only actual oldfag ITT
>>687794514
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FUCK NIGGERS KILL THE KIKES GAS THEM ALL FUCK JEWS
Oldfags will know
back in my day this guy was the KING
>>687797220
It doesn't count now because there are instructions everywhere ...
newfags can't triforce
IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND THE RUSSIANS GOT SCARED
THEY SAID ‘IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?’
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
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>>687797288
This reminds me of 4chumblr
Sometimes, I like to create a Bosmer character identical in face and hairstyle to him. Then, in the dead of night, pick his lock and enter his house, completely naked.
I murder him. I take his clothes, and dispose of his corpse.
The rest of the game is spent not taking quests, but travelling around Seyda Neen, simply being him. I sleep in his bed. I eat his food. I walk in the same aimless pattern he did.
And I talk to his best friend, Arille. Though we maintain an air of friendly chatter, I can see the uneasiness in his eyes. All the villagers. They know. They're watching me.
I've passed 100+ game days doing this.
let me just..
check em.
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>>687796548
newfag
God damn...2006ish? Fucking mudkips...
I've been here forever and can't remember anything just like living in the sixties so yeah
i heard you guys like mudkips
gore thread?
>>687792123
I'm not.
I'm cancer. been here since '10.
>>687792123
>Craiforce.jpg
Jesus, /b/ really has been taken over by newfags. Maybe it's finally time for me to leave.
>>687795623
newfag
>>687795162
milhouse will NEVER be a meme
Here come dat boi
O shit waddup
frosted butts
mudkips
coolface
etc etc
I do remember when 4chan was insanely active pre reddit days. you could lose a thread easily if you weren't careful.
>>687795623
How's the military going faggot?
All your base are belong to us
>>687792123
been on and off for 13 years.
>>687797374
my fave
I was here when we raided that kidblog site for 4th graders
>>687798673
You could end up with cheese pizza at any given moment as well
turning 20 this year
been here since i was 13, here's my ban after saying how old i was.
>>687798956
>4chan bans encyclopedia tab
Are you kidding me, bro?
>>687798956
How did you show it?
>>687798956
You're a fucking idiot.
>>687799056
>be me
>be banned
>be googlin how to undo ban
>cant undo ban
>Google moor
>googling
>googlin
>still googling
>stop googlin
>kill myself
>>687792123
*you're
I miss Zoe Kimball
Oldfags will remember
>>687799213
OMG LOL
>>687799056
I was trying to figure out how to get unbanned.
>>687799076
was on /ic/ redlining people and ended up saying some cocky thing along the lines of "man, i'm 14 and I can do better"
>>687799121
i guess
>>687798956
>gets a legit ban from 5chang for prepubescent
>thinks he's an oldfag
seems about right.
>>687799204
>>cant undo ban
I realized this was the logical explanation right after I posted that. My apologies.
>>687799295
idk, i was practically raised on the site, not something to be proud of but i've been here like 1/3rd of my life.
If you were in your first year when any of the following happened you're not a fucking oldfag:
>puddi
>boxxy becomes queen
>lolwut pear
>anything after 1/1/2010, really
>etc. etc. etc.
>>687792123
I know what zozzle means
Roody poo candy ass !
>>687799536
ALSO:
>kek becomes a thing
>kys becomes a thing
>etc.
If you don't remember that:
>faggot=candy-ass
>nigger=roody-poo
>stickam=butts
You are newfag. Also, if you get offended when people call you newfag: you are newfag.
Lastly, if you think newfag can only be a reference to time on 4chan and not a state-of-mind/personality trait: you are a newfag.
>mfw this whole thread is newfags
>mfw I have no face
>>687792123
im in the mood for some pizza
Was around when it was 4chan.net and moot had that pseduonym.
>>687799535
are you contributing anything to this site?
are you contributing anything outside of this site?
You seem to lack any observation of other people, anon. Why don't you go get some experience and come back with gold? Ey?
>>687792123
MOOT IS OLEV
still unsauced to this day
>>687799535
>mfw I've been here 10 years
>mfw I'm 25 now
Nigger. That's not something to be proud of. I'm ashamed as a motherfucker that I've been lurking this fucking hellhole for 40% of my life.
Also, I'm getting too old to keep browsing this shit but it's like an addiction, I swear to God.
>>687799824
Huh. This is fair, honestly.
>>687799902
not sure what you're asking, How do you contribute to 4chan?
I don't shitpost so I guess that's good?
>>687797714
I am fucking dying.
>>687792123
row row fight the powah
>>687800067
>>687799535
>i was practically raised on the site, not something to be proud of
>>687800151
OC? bitchnigga.
Posts are legit, or at least worth a kek.
>>687800294
i just post my artwork, i think it's considered OC?
>>687798956
>on ED
>4chan bans
>faker
>>687800387
Rey mysterio!
I talked to moot before he died. that counts as oldfag by today's standards
Mr pools closed
>>687800266
I am now a self-diagnosed autist. The sad part is that I read the full sentence, didn't comprehend that part about not being proud of it, and that this was not an attempt at bait or trolling.
I am truly sorry for the massive amount of:
>retardation/autism
>faggotry
>sucking dicks
that happened as a result of my post
meh i wont proof shit for OP but i miss the good old b days were u could find actual unthink off material w/ a mix of gore n cp in it
Anyone have more of dem screencaps. Lovin that shit.
>>687792123
I love linetrap
>>687800510
>self-diagnosed
you don't belong on 4chan, you belong in tumblr
>>687800387
>doesn't know if artwork is OC
>gets banned for prepubescent
>thinks he's an oldfag
Seems about right.
>draw character with big enough hands to give Jet Li a hand job.
You might just be an oldfag
>>687800860
I dont think 14 is prepubescent, just putting that out there.
for those who don't know...your status doesn't change after you've been here X number of years.
your status is assigned to you according to the year you first came here.
newfag here.
>>687798956
might have been the only one ITT to actually prove to be an oldfag.
>>687799209
here comes that fish!!!
>>687792123
Been here since 2004. I mostly lurk and rarely post. I don't give a flying fuck if you don't believe me. You're all worthless faggots.
>>687800934
13, it's an insult you mouth breathing, aids ridden retard.
>>687800952
I understand reddit, but tumblr?
when have tumblr bitches ever moved to 4chan?
>>687801014
that's Snacks on the right, right?
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>>687801110
14, i posted my age about a year after being on 4chan.
and even 13 is pubescent.
you seem like the retarded one tbh
>>687792123
I like to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
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First came here when it was still .net
Stopped browsing for a while and came back again when boxxy was here
>>687801255
Look fam, I'm not going to break it down into brail for you, tbqhwufam, you probably eat with your hands, so an discussion outside of shut the fuck up is a bonus. Take your aids and go die slowly somewhere please.
You're pretty good at making cave etching by the way, you should contribute.
>>687800952
guess I'm newfag/cancer
>>687801615
i do contribute
>>687801130
/co/ is pseudo tumblr
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I showed people what was in my fridge.
>>687800067
I've been here since 06, but the last few years I've visited very sporadically. 99% of all threads and posts are regurgitated garbage.
All of the discussions and bullshit memes are pretty much photocopies of the same thing 24 hours ago, and new content isn't even monthly.
I come here once every few months and literally nothing changes. It's just a back and forth of the same old weak troll memes. How do you not kill yourself with boredom?
>>687800952
you're right to an extent, but oldfaggotry is a state of mind.
oldfag
>know how to a computer
>contribute to raids
>point out "newfags"
>realize the internet is not real life
>make pokemon fist fight instead of battle
>>687802331
you forgot figuring out google-fu
the amount of people people requesting sauce is disheartening
back on the first month of this site opening that guy greg22 posted a hilarious knock knock joke that was a grand classic had me on the floor laughing for hours!
>>687802480
You don't even need to do that these days. You just have to click the arrow next to your post, hover over image search, and press Google. It's literally that easy. They made it retard proof. And people still somehow fuck up.
>>687801861
my instincts tell me to draw a big ass, crudely drawn cock hanging out of his skirt though.
What software are you using? Why are you making the middle and ring fingers touching (from LA), HIS right hand/wrist is drawn incorrectly (proportions)
the first time I was on /b/ there wasn't even the internet
>>687800986
>thinks 2011 = oldfag
wew lad
>>687802771
You sound like a faggot
>>687802480
Should be implied in how to a computer...
>>687792123
*You're
>>687802716
sometimes it isn't
a few weeks ago a guy came on asking about some mathematical symbol he had in a dream.
>>687802923
I took a long hard think on this, and after some thought, a few diagrams, some hired input from very expensive consultants... I'm come the conclusion WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Shit posting nigger
>>687802783
You're the real oldfag, man!
>>687792123
Tyrone getting vanned.
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