caught this bird outside a few hours ago but it's pissing me off now
trips decide wat I do with it
also wtf bird is this
>>687767995
name it
Jizz on it
More pics
it opens it's mouth a lot when I rattle the cage
>>687767995
cum on it but from a distance because im a nice trip
>>687768285
Roll
Seriously op why the fuck havnt you jizzed all over that beaky little fucker?
it has long af legs
Just let it go. Also, if trips, op swears to never procreate.
>>687768669
Well jizzed on those cunts too.
>>687768807
this
let the poor fucker go
what IS IT tho
>>687768807
This but after you cum on it.
Cut off one of his legs and eat it
Have it bite your dick.
>>687767995
Wrong kind of seed. Just jet the damn thing go. It's probably starving or trying to get back to its eggs
Make it stand on your erection
>>687769085
roll
Microwave it.
>>687769181
what does it eat then, faggot
>>687768669
Actually that bird is a fledgling. It was probably trying to learn to fly.
>>687767995
What state do you live in op?
Fuck it in the ass
>>687769378
texas, and the bird is breathing really fucking fast
>>687769245
Do this then jizz on it.
>>687769346
That type eats insects and worms. It isn't a seed eater.
It's a baby bird you dumb shit.
Bird in pooper
Let it go
>>687769014
Looks like maybe a killdeer???
cut off head
put in microwave
eat
???
profit
Have it shit in your mouth
>>687769704
reroll
>>687767995
coat ballsack in peanut butter and bird feed and let him eat it off.
>>687769820
Lmao rolling
>>687767995
4chan space program nigger
Name it fuggnugg then let it free
>>687769942
Roll
>>687769477
It's spooked. Also might just be a sparrow fledgling
Stick your sack in the cage.
>>687769539
what if it's starving to death. will it settle for the seeds?
I ain't gunna go catching insects for this fucker
I have watermelon will it eat that
Microwave it.
>>687767995
Set free and put the song we'll meet again
>>687770152
Fuck yes rolling for this
eat it's poop, then the bird, alive.
>>687767995
you pissed it off n ur trying to work that out
>>687770233
reroll
I don't think it's a sparrow or killdeer
howd u catch it anyway
Stick it in your pants
>>687770233
once more....
>>687770447
FUCK forget it
>>687768807
This
>>687770388
Idk it looks like a sparrow
>>687770414
Roll
>>687770395
thing was asleep in one of my plants pot, so I just got it and tossed it in spare cage
Free the bird then kill yourself
>>687767995
feed it and set it free
>>687770564
freedom!
>>687767995
Launch it into the air
>>687770497
looked pissed sad and scared as shit nigger but better here
Set it free
satanic trips get
>>687769820
rolllllllll
>>687770666
Well i guess we have a winner then.
>>687770666
SATAN WINS!
>>687770666
Yo.
Fuck you.
>>687770666
Satanic trips
>>687770666
Hahahaha winrar. Oh satan you cheeky cunt!
>>687770552
be gentle with nature and nature will be more likely to be gentle with you
>>687770066
roll
>>687770067
They don't eat seeds you dumb fuck. Just let the dam thing go
op here it might just die on its own. I don't got no bugs n werms to feed it with
>>687770690
Give it a little bread and water
Then >>687770666
>>687769345
Kek
feed it and let it go
Micro wave
cum on it
>>687770869
Then it will die of starvation. Just let the damn thing go.
oh shit it's freaking out
>>687770666
here we go!
>>687770869
>>687770666
op satan has spoken
>>687767995
What kind of a faggot nigga are you? Let the bird go you dumb cunt.
>>687771190
see if its hungry for some penis, sick flacid cock in cage
>>687767995
>>687770666
Set it free nigger faggot
Wtf just throw the damn bird out the window
>>687771190
Might try hand feeding it by placing your fingers together and pinching a few bits of seed to give to it.
>>687771578
do its bites hurt
>>687771190
Just release the bird already you homosexual
Stomp on it
Free the bird
>>687767995
Hope you realise thats a felony.
Release it or your photo cords get sent to your local PD.
>>687771190
Dick in ass
>>687771919
Who cares
release it you faggot
>>687771919
That is only for endangered species you nugget.
Tie its foot to a brick with some string and let it drown in a large clear plastic tub, please film for us to see.
or, you could always SPACE PROGRAM, but you might need to blunt its beak
>>687770666
Do it
FREE FLAPPY
>>687772233
nah. I mean if I throw it up it'll just flap back down.
Give him friends, and let the cat with them to see if friendship is possible when not hungry. Like could we love each other if we feed enough? But it's said if we love each other we won't be hungry X)
>>687772395
That because it probably fell out of the nest.
>>687772189
Roll for this, OP should deliver on the satan trips though.
>>687772539
When the cat is not hungry x)
Nothing like a good nut
>>687772395
Its mother is problably looking for it outside. Release the bird
>>687769621
killdeer have rings around their necks, it's a mockingbird
>>687767995
Take it to a vet. They normally will take it and care for it to release it back into the wild. They don't normally charge for it.
BITE HEAD OFF
>>687772643
nah its 3am. I'll just see if it survives on seeds or if it'll starve
>>687772643
R9ll
>>687772395
Listen OP, you asked for trips and you got it. So do as trips says.
>>687772830
it looks like a baby bird. it doesn't know how to eat on it's own. it'll just end up starving.
Tie it. Then throw it
>>687772395
well do something you sperg stop taking dumbass photos of it
Do something
>>687773000
I mean release it
>>687768807
Let it go, OP :)
>>687768669
Yeah looks like a baby. Since you say it opens its mouth a lot it sounds like it's one too.
Rip its probably gonna die anyways.
kill it and eat it
>>687772395
Keep both birds in the same cage. These different breeds of birds usually dispize each other but since it's baby but separate wild bird food and keep it my nigger
>>687769820
roll
>>687773000
Winrar again faggot OP
>>687773121
Feed it through like a tube or something soft first then go to seed
>>687773000
Win
>>687773000
I poured water on it and turned on the AC
>>687773121
pretty sure that other bird is not real
Nut it
Release it
Let it go, and eat its poo, you cunt.
>>687773368
Reroll
lick it, and then release it
>>687773368
Reroll...
>>687773419
Give it as a gift to gf
>>687773368
rego!!
>>687767995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
>>687773368
REROLL
Set it on fire
Name it and free it
>>687773368
rerollerino
>>687767995
happens to have a cage all set up
Boil it alive and eat it
stick dick on it
Keep it and think of freedom each time you see it in that cage. : To be or not to be free ;)
>>687767995
Tape it to the front of a car and go for a drive
I just googled it and it is illegal to keep it so ima just give it to my dog so it can get rid of it
it'll probably chew on it a bit and then bury it alive
put bird food in your eyes and let it eat it
let it go in your house and just let it fly around or some shit op, also put dick on it
>>687773991
Fucking nigger faggot
>>687770152
I mean why not
>>687773991
Op don't be a faggot
>>687773991
god you're such a faggot
>>687773368
rolling for this
>>687774063
Rollin for
>>687773991
now let it go and eat its poo
Set it free
Space Program!
Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3IEJc7ic1k
>>687768807
OP is a fag, you cant shit babies out of your asshole.
>>687774182
Roll
Let it go
Put it in the pooper
>>687774199
Roll
Microwave it mate
>>687774407
Roll
Snap it's neck
Do something cool with it
>>687774182
Reroll
>>687774282
Let it go. Don't hold hold it back anymore
Let go
>>687773991
Ahhh shiet
Shit is gonna be good nigga
Pour some gravy on it before giving it to your dog
my dog want to play with it
Put that bird outside
This thread is dead
Build a bird house for it and set it free
>>687774593
wtf dude.
>>687774593
This is your "dog"?
>>687774660
R0ll
>>687773991
trips spoke. you don't come to b play the game and not deliver. its the risk you take. gtfo and never come back
>>687774660
Rerell
>>687774593
God even your dog is a faggot. I say you kick your dog, eat the bird's shit, and then set it free. You faggot.
Stomp on it
>>687774593
Are you my dad?
Set it free in the wild
Has no one here bred birds?
Niggah just grind the seed up into almost dust, mix it with some water and hand feed it. I used to use a little funnel or something like a little tube.
>>687774805
RÃ¥lling
>>687774869
Rolln
>>687774863
Yeah
>>687773991
Kys
>>687774593
Dog looks hungry
Feed your dog a nice juicy bird
Let it go free
Zoz
>>687774795
rolling for this
Keep as pet
>>687775026
henry rollins
put it up your butthole
>>687772753
someone intelligent on 4chan??
>>687767995
put it in the freezer
>>687774795
roll
Seriously why are you guys still rolling and asking OP to set the bird free?
Its clear OP isn't going to follow through with your rolls
Let the bird feel the sweet embrace of death by letting your dog rip the birds to shreds
put it back into nature..... with the doge
>>687775211
except he has a stupid dog, just look at it. >>687774795
also rolling
Put it in doges pooper
>>687774795
FUCKIN TRIPS GET GOD DAMNIT
Let it go
>>687774995
Rolling for this
i also strongly suggest suicide
>>687774795
CHECK'EM
OP, be a human and feed that bird. I don't know if you Trump like Americans war and oil loving have in your supermarkets but you can buy 500g of worms from the animal aisle. It's food for fish but I guess dried worms work for this little fella.
Put it In the pooper
>>687769887
One off
Also rolling for this
>>687775550
Röll
>>687768468
It's still a chick, you faggot. If trips put it back where it was.
>>687774795
roll
>>687770666
Preferrably with an air cannon if you have one lying around. Like the shit they use on pumpkin chunkin'.
Give it a good nut
Bird in pooper and sharpie.
someone perma-ban this fucking faggot, satanic trips and he doesn't deliver
Read all the comments from this thread. You can than imagine why there are so many women hate threads. You guys are simply autistic that cannot handle or know how to behave with an animal. A women is 100 light years from you sadistic fucks.
>sorry for my broken English. My universal free healthcare and the fact that no one shot me in the college are to blame.
>>687776039
you just gave us all cancer
>>687776039
Rip
>>687776039
Sharpie in pooper.
>>687767995
Eat it alive
>>687776336
Re roll
If no get yet: bird in pooper.
Atleast Microwave it
>>687776336
If my post ends in evens, your mother will die hit by a car soon.
Eat it
>>687776039
>my free healthcare
That you pay with taxes
>and I haven't been shot
Me neither. Cheers
>>687776666
Dammit /b/.
Cum on it before you do anything.>>687776582
>>687776233
>>687776666
quads.
Shame op is a massive faggot
>>687776666
SATAN AGAIN
>>687776666
Holy shot are these tripquads
You better deliver.
op here bird is kill
good night flappers
>>687776709
3,88% of my monthly income, actually. Tell me, how much do you pay for your Medicare (if you're one of the Americans that have one) per month?
>>687770744
Go be psychotic somewhere else.
>>687776873
:-(
>>687774660
This
Free the bird then kill yourself
Can we at least get a dead bird in the pooper OP?
>>687775211
>makes comment regarding OP's lack of delivery
>rolls
Autistic faggot.
Let it go
just say goodnight to flappers, everyone
>>687767995
687777777 get
everything in thread up to this post
Free bird!
>>687767995
do what i do with starlings and cut its feet off and send them to someone you dont like.
>>687777775
so close
>>687776897
I don't remember what it said on my taxes, dude.
>3.88% of my monthly income
so not free
>>687777775
Off by 2 you massive faggot
>>687777777
just doing this so i can see the thread
>>687767995
Options:
1. put a rocket engine up its ass.
2. tie ballons to it and send it to space
always take videos
>>687778096
Of course. 3.88% from my whole income is around 1.7 euros. That's 2.5 dollars. I pay monthly 2.5 dollars to be 100% medical covered. You pay what, 50-70 dollars? (Not as a tax. Noo. Americans hate the word "tax".)
And you are covered 48%. That's great American.
> "On average, Medicare covers about half (48 percent) of the health care charges for those enrolled. "
Just release it you faggot