>>687738301
>be 17
>jerk off for first time
>dad bursts into room
>"your virginity is lost"

party

>>687738301
I lost it to your mom. I didn't wear a condum. Son, I miss you

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>lose virginity

I keep it safe at all costs.

>>687738301
Having sex

I halfheartedly kissed an ugly girl once while I was completely wasted. That's it. Oh and I did have a cutie sleep with me in the same bed for a long time, but nothing ever happened. Did have my arm around her and her ass against me though, that was nice.

>>687739535
heathen

>>687738878
Fuck you dad where's the last 20 years worth of Christmas presents

>Week before I turned 15
>Have slutty girlfriend in freshman year of high school because no standards
>Done oral and stuff, but I didn't expect anything more because I was just some scrawny freshman
>Asks if I want to fuck
>MFW all of those years of watching porn and fantasizing about fucking coming true
>Fuck in the middle of a field at night

>>687738836
17? 17?!?!?!

> be me
> 16 years old
> gf of a year wants to get saucy
> go upstairs and start making out on couch in hallway (upstairs consisted of a hallway, her room, and a bathroom)
> says shes ready for hanky panky
> shes about to start riding me, tells me shes on her period
> horny 16 year old- say fuck it, just a little blood
> she rides for like 20 minutes, didn't cum
> she cleans my dick off because shes too embarrassed to let me see the copious amount of blood on my dick
end

>>687740021
Was it good anon? Deets

>>687740572
no I got raped by a farmer and she ran away

1st girlfriend's dad was a chiropractor. He had a chiropractor bed stored in the garage. He was a super strict dude and would have blown a fuse. Never allowed alone together in the house, so we go for a "walk" at night and do it on the chiropractor bed in the pitch black. Her hymen was very in tact, and coupled with not being able to see a damn thing it took me a long time to get in that pussy. Chiropractor beds are only a body length wide, so it was an acrobatic feat as well.

>go on craigslist
>find chick older than me, horny
>chubby, but reasonably attractive
>eat her out, her stank is somewhat nasty
>fuck her with a condom

>>687740744
damn, and i thought my first-time-period-extravaganza was rough. kudos to you, mang

I met a girl online during first military assignment. Met up with her and fucked her raw. Dumped her cuz she was fat. It triggered her to get hot and skinny. Can look back at her now like "Damn I fucked that hot ass chick for my first."

You're welcome, Anchorage.

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I had to wait for her to lose hers.

>>687738301
God damn. Sauce this pic

>>687738301
In the bathroom with a Vietnamese girl

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>>687741567
>250x250
here anon

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>had sex with slutty coworker at a party
>didn't cum
>she got mad that I didn't want to date her
>mfw

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>>687738301
I havent yet. Its harder when youre gay and adorable. Everyone wants to fuck you and by everyone my mean fat creeps or old creeps.
>pic related
Never get any handsome men.

Met a girl online. She lived halfway across the country, but we flew over to see each other every other month. Finally after a year she tells me she ready to lose her virginity. I was 27 and years of hard masturbation desensitized me and I wasn't able to cum. It hurt way too bad for her so she asked me to stop after I wasn't able to cum for ten minutes. She half heartedly jerked me off then went to the bathroom to clean up. Didn't speak to me until the morning. Asked if she wasn't sexy enough ect ect. We fucked a few more times that trip and by the end I was finally able to cum with a condom on. I stopped masturbating as frequently as I used to and I'm much better now.

>>687738301

Ex-girlfriend.

>be me, 15 at the time.
>be wandering around with childhood friends in woods after she ran away from abusive family
>tell her i'll camp out with her for the weekend.
>we set up camp in the woods, no tent, no tarp.
>downpour of rain.
>tactical retreat to nearby abandoned papermill that i had turned into my teenage badass hideout.
>shit was cash, i had a couch, recliner and portable heater in there.
>i sit down on couch, she sits next to me.
>i look at her, moment of silence, i kiss her.
>she starts to take her clothes off, i follow suite.
>itshappeningitshappeningitshappeningitshappeningitshappening
>continue to fuck for like 4 hours, can't finish, cuddle naked on couch until sun comes up.
>she went into foster care.
>she came back like two years later and we fucked again in the same spot.
>still friends to this day.

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>Over friends house
>Get horny watching porn
>Start sucking each other off
>Friend bends over bed
>Start buttfucking friend
>Don't know about lube
>Friend starts yelling take it out
>Too late, cumsies are made
>Fag, but no longer virgin

>>687740426
Correct. I was a good Christian boy until that fateful night.

>be 15
>over at gfs house
>in gfs older sisters room
Gf had to share her room with her little sister, but her older sister was out somewhere, probably getting fucked cause she was and still is a slut
>things are getting hot and heavy
>made gf cum once by fingering
>still not satisfied
>think to myself "yolo"
>tear condom open
>fuck gf for about 30 seconds before I cum
>her and me lay down ecstasy for a few minutes under the blankets
>her mom busts open the door
>ohfuck.jpeg
>somehow doesn't notice that we just had sex (it was kinda dark in the room)
>she throws a pizza box at us
>"enjoy"
>closes door and leaves
And that's the story of how I fucked someone's daughter, and then got rewarded with pizza for it

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To her.

>>687743857
kek

By having secx

>Be me
>20 years old working shit job
>fatty chick finds out I have my virtue
>3/10 ham planet slut wants the d
>depression and self esteem issues are a motherfucker
>"not gonna get laid anytime soon, might as well."
>first kiss ever night after work
>take her back to my place to do the deed
>drink ALOT
>I lay down, she gets on top
>bad idea, bent dick like a motherfucker
Do pretty much everything after that
>going at it for 2 hours
>fake orgasm to get her to leave

She was my girlfriend for a while, then she dumped me because she wanted another guy's dick. Haven't had a girlfriend or gotten laid since. Feels bad, man.

Haven't yet kek

>be home alone
>bored and horny af
>snap all slutty female friends asking for them to come over
>ugliest of them all is the only one that can
>fuuuuk
>well fuck it, whats the worse that can happen?
>she comes over
>wifi is out
>clash of the titans is the only dvd i have
> i put the movie
>we watch the movie for like 5 minutes
>she starts kissing me
>she starts rubbing my cock through my pants
>she takes it out and gives me head
>hard for me to stay hard cos she ugly as fuck
>she asks if i have a condom
>wut now
>i have one so i pull it out
>she puts it on me
>takes her panties off, shes wearing a skirt
>sits on me
>we start fucking
>i get tired so i go for a glass of water
>we continue fucking
>movie ends
>i play it again
>keep fucking and stoping for water and keep fucking like 3 times
>i put her on doggy and close my eyes and imagine im fucking my ex
>she loose as a volcano tho
>finally i come while the scene with the fucking kraken is playing for the second time
>i regret everything

To my girlfriend who I still love today.

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>Be me at 16
>gf of a year cheats, gets drunk and kisses a chad
>gf asks if i want to hang out and talk things out
>"heymakeupsexytime".jpg
>drive over, watch Taken, cuddle a bit
>she grabs my already hard cock
>NootNoot.png
>she starts undressing so i follow her lead
>I'm white so missionary was the go-to position
>Old condom i bought at a gas station gets taken out and put on my tiny teenage dick
>Put that shit in
>Paying too much attention to her
>Dont realize bed creaking like a bitch till to late
>Her dad busts in
>So filled with emotions and pleasure i nut
>TFW i stare into this mans eyes as i
>TFW beaten so badly i was hospitalized with 2 broken ribs and a broken wrist

>>687743857
She knew it, but she was just disgusted

>>687745723
Oh, what a shocker, someone thinks I'm disgusting

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>>687738301
>+270 replies and 100 images omitted. Click here to view.
>virginity
>lost

>>687746261
Not you but, just imagina watcing your daughter or son having sex, its kind of disgusting. I had that feeling with my son

>>687746735
You saw your son, doing the deed?

>be 22
>drinking with two female friends
>one super hot and definitely crazy
>wanted to smash that since i met her
>other is fat
>drinking in fattie's basement
>crazy hot girl reveals she's a virgin
>think "I could change that"
>don't do anything because depression and no self esteem
>crazy girl decides to leave instead
>fattie and I keep drinking
>i'm pretty drunk
>we kiss
>fattie pulls my dick out and starts sucking it
>really goes to town
>eventually we go to her room, hear myself saying "i have a condom"
>put condom on, fuck her for a while
>cant cum
>she eventually stops, jacks me off until I cum, we both go to sleep
>hungover and awkward as fuck the next morning

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I fucked this bitch in the woods. Any questions?

>>687744833
Good for you, man.

>>687738301
Whats her name? She looks like a friebd of mine on facebook

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I never lost my virginity beCAUSE I NEVER LOSE

>>687738301
prom night, cute little short-haired red head. we ended up spending the night on her friends couch. i pressured her pretty hard for it, and we ended up getting caught around 6am. the next monday i showed up to school and found none of my friends would talk to me. she had apparently told everyone i raped her haha. i had a detective at my door later that day.

>>687750140
I've never laughed so hard

>>687738301
my sister got a 27 yr old guy to make me a woman at 14. Not fun. lots of blood and he came back the next night for more.

>>687748692
hah that fucking sucks bro, i hope youve done better since

>>687751079
>typical lolicon fantasy
try harder

>>687738301
Me and a 16 year old gf. Both virgins but she was like completely untouched. Very cute girl. Out of my league probably. Her parents left town for 3 days. I came over and we had 3 days of fucking. She had even asked to be put on the pill and they were like yea I guess it's better than a baby so no condoms

>>687738301
Op, post more. I know this girl

Not yet. 26 and kissless. Wassup.

>>687738301
I lost mine and found somebody elses. Ages ago.

>>687751573
did she start taking them the day you guys fucked? cause thats not how that shit works bro. it takes a few days before youre safe

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>>687744522
>3/10 ham planet slut.

>>687738301
Haven't yet, I'm 31. The I saved myself for was saving herself for me but then decided to cheat on me and dump me. I knew her online and we hadn't met yet. She dumped me during my last week of school right as I was getting ready to visit her for the first time. After dumping me is when she told me she was actually cheating first. She stayed with him and still is and apparently have fucked a lot. The most depressing event of my life. Also I look normal but can't talk to people, I'm just psychologically fucked up or something.

>>687750576
how close did you actually come to going to prison? assuming you didnt

>>687751510
>try harder
Don't have to it's my fucking life lol. she arranged my brother's devirginization too

>>687744522
reading that depresses me , because I lost my virginity to a qt3.14

man.

sorry dude. try X,

>>687749310
what drug did you use?

>>687747223
>preparing for those prostate exams, eh son?

>>687751873
download kik messager, and message qt3.14s to improve your social skills and self confidence.

then take drugs . TRY MOLLY

IT GETS YOU LAID OKAY

Just like, we all die one day, why not take a drug and get fucking fucked bro.

>>687752051
the bitch confessed her bs a week later. the dude who caught us(her friends brother or some shit) poked a hole in her story cause when he walked in she was on top of me riding the D

it sure was a weird way for my entire family to find out i lost my virginity. Raped my virginity away

>>687738301
I mean, you didn't have to remind me.

>>687752501
My cock lmao

>>687752861
Probably an argument for you actually committing rape though, Pressuring someone to have sex is pretty dark .

So like, In my internet expert opinion , you probably damaged her ya dingus

>>687753764
should of gotten high.

she looks like she would of been down.

DOOO DRUUUGGGSSS

>>687749310
>dat clever selfie to disguise rolls of fat

>>687753830
possibly, she wasnt a virgin though. and my understanding(its been like 10 yrs so i might not rem correctly) she didnt want to be seen as a total slut or something like that

>Summer after high school
>Get pretty drunk with 9/10 friend, J
>At J's house while her parents were away
>Fuck in J's parents' bed
>Don't get laid again for, like, two years

>>687738301
black out party. fat chick fucked me while i was Blacked out. Not the best way but it opened up a new world for me

a fat nigger raped me

>>687754443
how did you find out? and i realize technically that counts but.. wouldnt you have to be concious for losing your virginity too transform you outta beta phase?

>>687751573
High five dude.

Isn't that like the best way to lose your virginity?

Same thing happened to me.

I have done like. Everything man.

I feel like we both got really lucky, Now you don't have to be a pedo.

>>687754784
Well i woke up with her laying beside me and countless "friends" at the party who did nothing to save me from this whale. just the knowledge gave me power to move along and start things with regular... not so fat chicks

>>687738301
>be me
>have grill
>do sex
virginity=lost

>>687754363
I take what I said back , If she wasnt a virgin and you were a virgin, thats just like.

fucked up man.

like the shit dude, what a vapid cunt.


FUUUCKKKKK IM HIIIGH

>>687739032
quality background picture bro
where did you find it?

>>687755118
Basically this

>be me
>14
>17 y/o 6/10 gf
> stay at her house tell parents she's tutoring me and i don't have a ride home
>she walks in wearing slutty shorts
>asks if i wanna watch a movie
> tfw fucking jimmy neutron movie, thanks netflix
> long night of mtn dew and monster energy because fuck my sperm count
> we start kissin and grindin
>pull them shorts and panties offf
> takes awhile for my men to start marchin if ya know what i mean
> fucc. twas good
> fast forward a month
> fucc again except no condom
> thus starts craziest night of my teenage life
>cont.?

>>687755039
Good thing like, You can just pretend she isn't human.

I think there is a strong argument there, Fat chicks aren't they same type of human I am.

Maybe some sort of chimp creature.

but then like, you fucked a chimp bro

>>687738301
I did it by telling the girl I was dating that if we didn't, I'd end the relationship. I'm... I'm not very good at relationships.

>>687738301
I was 15 when I had sex with a horse at a horse ranch where my dad worked

>>687755428
ill go to my grave never admitting it to people i know. deny deny deny until the denial becomes truth

>>687755131
yeah she was a non-entity. but it worked out great cause naturally the whole story got around school. and after i was vindicated i got soo much vagoo

>>687755532
Don't feel that bad.
You just look out for yourself man.

VOTE TRUMP

>>687755569
I make it a hard core point to never drink around zoo creatures.

Jiggaboos, whales, you know.

You pretty much lived a nightmare.

I'm glad you don't remember it, you'd probably be gay right now , you faggot.

>>687755701
Never said I felt bad. Just said I suck at relationships. Can'ttell you how many fights got started when I would ask my gf why she is acting like a bitch

>>687755610
lel ' Non-entity '

Good phrasing

she was just like, the pity fuck goldmine.

score.

>>687738836
Fapping doesn't take away your virginity, dumbass

>>687756009
I talk to many depressed emo girls so i project the triple dots as like, Some sort of like.


I dunno I'm sure you know what I mean.

Also, if anyone is reading this.

Do drugs.

Girls like drugs.

its cool too.

you'll become prom king.

>>687751712
fuck dude i don't want to read that you've never kissed a girl holy shit dude holy fuck shit shit shit shit shit

>>687752079
CAN I GET A COPY

>>687751873
>I knew her online
Autism speaks

>be 22
>skype girl I know from work
>show dick
>meet up
>sex
>don't cum
>haven't bothered again

>>687738301
>How did you lose your virginity
I didn't.

>>687756393
Wow anon, it's like you discovered drugs tonight or something.

>>687738301
I was 14, pressured my first girlfriend who was also a virgin into having inexperienced, unsatisfying penetration. No orgasms were had that day.

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>>687756984
I'm just coming down is all.

It's seriously sickening that virgins are still a thing.

If your a dude you shouldn't be typing that you haven ever kissed a girl and your 26

like the fuck dude.

Now I'm sad

>>687757022
V& m8

>>687757022
Did you attempt oral first?

>>687750576
>>687755610
>>687751573
10/10

most of these stories are sad

>>687757247
>If your a dude you shouldn't be typing that you haven ever kissed a girl and your 26
Well, I haven't. Sorry, pal.

>>687756984
Remember spy kids 3d?

holy fuck man.

The terrible smashy handjobs

>be me 15
>some chick forgot her age
>start talking
>one day hey anon wanna come over?
>sure but you'll have to get me mom won't take me
>my mom said she'll get you but doesn't understand why your mom is being such a bitch
>she's all stressed from that day. Forgot why
>you know what will fix that? Sex huehuehue
>yes it will be there in a little bit
>I'm here come outside
>I go outside get in the car we go to her house
>start walking she shoes me her horses
>scaredasfuckofhorses.pdf
>start walking. Hey anon want a cig?
>I smoked back then so say sure.
>go back to her house. Okay are you ready?
>fuckyes.clubpenguin

>>687755396
Pls

>>687757570
Do me a favor and take X with one of your female coworker friends who you like.

just dude

come on.

>>687757658
>be me 15
>some chick forgot her age
>start talking
>one day hey anon wanna come over?
>sure but you'll have to get me mom won't take me
>my mom said she'll get you but doesn't understand why your mom is being such a bitch
>she's all stressed from that day. Forgot why
>you know what will fix that? Sex huehuehue
>yes it will be there in a little bit
>I'm here come outside
>I go outside get in the car we go to her house
>start walking she shoes me her horses
>scaredasfuckofhorses.pdf
>start walking. Hey anon want a cig?
>I smoked back then so say sure.
>go back to her house. Okay are you ready?
>fuckyes.clubpenguin
>she's goes to the restroom to douche
>comes back did you hear any of that?
>no.
>okay good it sounds like I'm queefing when I douche
>are you ready anon?
>yes. Start fingering her and shit
>she's all hot and bothered
>let's go outside anon.
>okay.
>she grabs a blanket and we go outside
>I start eating her. My tongue goes numb.

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>>687757863
>uh.. hey whatever you put in your hidey hole is making my tongue numb
>she lays on her back and spreads hers legs.
>thisisit.jpeg
>she's pretty wet so I slide in easily
>thrust thrust thrust
>don't cum we stop forgot why.
>go back inside and we watch a movie
>start playing with her ass and her asshole
>hey anon I've never tried anal. Can we do it?
>fuck yes. Don't have lube though.
>That's okay.
>she' goes in the pantry and grabs olive oil.
FUCKING OLIVE OIL
>puts it on my dick and strokes it all over
>go back outside she bends over and spreads her ass
>I press against her hole. I slip into her pussy
>try again. Pussy slip.
>once more. Another slip
>fuck it. Just fucks her pussy.
>don't cum again
>we stop because her mom comes outside
>anon time to leave!
>okay!


Mfw I find out I'm the 18th guy she's fucked.

16. Was dating a 4/10 land whale. We kissed and I guess she felt the spark. It was nice tho she was on birth control so I came deep in her shit. Lasted a while too

>>687749828
Who said we are still together anon?

>>687757858
I don't have any female coworkers aside from some lady who's like 56.
I'm also not big on drugs and don't drink much either because of fucking awful heartburn.

>>687757525
hey , The dude

>>687751573
have had like. the best experience ever.


y'all need to get on that '3 days of fucking' thing

20, lost it to a cougar who was 34. Shit was cash

>>687757994
I know that feel

>Be me
>Be 14
>Fuck man my dick is so hard
>Fights urges
>Walks to school since parents leave to work super early
>I always walk past a river of sorts
>It was nice walking by as it smelled great
>No idea why but looks out there
>See's a dead body
>Oh fuck what
>Slides down to see it's a 20 something
>Cute as fuck
>Tries to shake her awake
>Nothing
>Oh god shes dead
>Warm to the touch
>Must have just died
>No Harm No Foul Lol
>Puts it in
>Lasts two minutes
>Cum inside her
>best day ever
>Go to school
>Finish school
>Walking home
>See hundreds of police officers
>Oh guess they found the body
>See's the girl talking to officers
>Oh my god she's alive
>Walk past them
>She see's me but doesn't seem to know me
>Oh my god

Pretty good day

>>687758030
Then just let the girl take the molly or something.

and receive a blowjob.

It'll happen I assure you.

Also, you don't even need to fuck . Because blowjobs are top tier .

vagoos are like, kinda for faggots man. babys and shit go out of there.

I hear they FUCKING BLEED from there.

>>687758065
it gets better.. try that first couple years of a relationship when you spend all day everyday in the room going at each other like rabbits 5+ times a day

>>687758401
What.

I'm not getting a fucking gummer from a 56 year old redneck grandma who looks like Ellen Dow with missing teeth.

Fuck that.

>>687758238
>things that most certainly have never ever ever happened ever

>>687758652
Haha, I meant like.

Find a girl who will take molly and is cute.

fucking pop a smarty or something.

You'll get laid and probably have a great time.

>>687738301
Im still a virgin /b/

>>687758846
I don't know anyone and don't know where to find drungs. I live in the woods in Upper Peninsula MI and this fucking place is filled with nothing but 30+ rednecks and high school kids. I'm not going for the latter and the former doesn't appeal to me either.

I'm also not going to fuck somebody while they're on drugs and I'm not, but I'm also not going to do drugs either. Just my own morals.

>Be 8
>15 year old cousin lures me into his room
>tried to undress me
>Fight it
>Get beaten up against a dresser and almost pass out
>Get my clothes taken off while I am still in a daze
>Dick goes in ass

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>>687758537
I hope everyone in this thread , At one point or another, knows that feel. Eventually.

ask future me, I'm only 31. I'm not old enough for sex.

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>>687738301
This happened 5 yearss ago
>be 17
>gf tight 16 year old asian grill
>Her mom moves the family out of an apartment and into a nice house
>gf still has keys to empty apartment
>we're horny
>go there and she grinds on top of me
>we're in our underwear but i can still feel how wet she is
>she slips off her panties
>she's drenched my boxers from rubbing her pussy on me
>take off my boxers when we both can't control our lust anymore
>we both giggle while awkwardly trying to put on the condom
>She gets on top of me and i probably came in like 20 seconds.
>ate her out
>we both came
>have sex again and i lasst longer

funny i didn't know I remembered this much about it

>be 17
>in a LDR with candadian qt 3.14
>work shitty job to go visit her after a year of dating long distance
>get there, meet her, she's chill, uglier than she was in pics but still alright
>2 days of just making out later
>late at night, trying to go to bed
>she just pulls my pants down and starts sucking my cock
>felt decent at best, couldn't feel much
>asks if we should fuck
>obviously.mp4
>put on condom that was too small
>couldn't keep my dick hard
>fake an orgasm
>we sleep

Overall, a solid 4/10 experience

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>>687738301
Massage parlor in Korea, 2011.

>>687759044
I mean , If you think you don't have control over your body while on molly, I don't think you've experienced it.

All it does it makes you feel really fucking horny. The person taking the molly will obviously be down to feel that way and domino effect .

There is literally nothing morally wrong with fucking a girl on molly .

Citation needed.

Do you talk to girls on kik messager or like. some social networking site?

Man cuz like.

The only thing I can imagine is you finding a girl with daddy issues on a social networking site and do that dd/lg thing to get laid.

YOU CAN DO IT

>>687759044
wait a minute i misread that.

you think theres something morally wrong with taking drugs?

im genuinely curious.

>>687759465
not the guy you replied too but, what is dd/lg?

>>687759300
but.


you never Skyped?