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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:05:57 Post No. 687735478 [Report]
Nice night, huh Anonymous?

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or friendly conversation.
>GETs receive a reading from the Hermetic Tarot.
>You may donate your GET to another, but please be specific about who.
>Be patient if you GET, hang around and remind me if I miss you.
>Love each other, because I love you.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:06:54 Post No.687735608
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hello?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:07:35 Post No.687735697
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:07:35 Post No.687735697 [Report]
Tell my fortune, what will I be doing in the next five years?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:07:37 Post No.687735704
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:07:37 Post No.687735704 [Report]
I'm late from everything today!

Hello Reimu!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:08:11 Post No.687735781
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Sup

You guys should stop sticking your feet towards gravity.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:08:16 Post No.687735802
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>>687735608
Hi hi!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:08:28 Post No.687735834
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:08:28 Post No.687735834 [Report]
>>687735478
I love you too
-kyle
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:08:52 Post No.687735903
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>>687734978
here is the story behind it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHgW2z61_9k
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:08:53 Post No.687735909
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I'm still here!
>The next post ends with 7
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:09:11 Post No.687735955
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:09:11 Post No.687735955 [Report]
>reimu will never hug you

If I get a GET, then you need to give me a hug!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:09:37 Post No.687736027
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:09:37 Post No.687736027 [Report]
Had a nice comfy day with some friends. Wonder how my schooling will go in the next few years. Could I get a fortune?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:09:46 Post No.687736054
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>>687735955
Ohoho..I am on fire tonight.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:09:53 Post No.687736068
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>>687735781
We stick the feet towards gravity to get further away from it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:10:35 Post No.687736178
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>>687735704
Tsk.. i keep forgetting to remind you!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:11:02 Post No.687736247
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>>687735955
>*hugs tight*
Hnnn~ There you go!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:11:12 Post No.687736274
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:11:12 Post No.687736274 [Report]
Didn't got my tarot reading :,-(
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:12:00 Post No.687736392
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>>687735903
Leave it to gmod, or hell any source game to have screaming stupid kids.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:12:00 Post No.687736394
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>>687736068
Non-animating gifs are heresy

Give me my 5 seconds back
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:12:13 Post No.687736428
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>>687736247
Thanks!~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:13:43 Post No.687736645
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Well Kijin gave me a new name. Call me Sunpeek
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:14:37 Post No.687736792
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>>687736178
Remind me? Reimu does that already, occasionally.
It's just that unlike you I woke up ~20 minutes ago and am still stuck in bed.

>>687736394
What can I do, most of ME-tan art is over a decade old and the internet was slghly different back then.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:15:08 Post No.687736870
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>>687736792
Thanks for reminding me Sakuranbo exists.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:15:12 Post No.687736878
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>>687735697
That's not how this works
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:16:04 Post No.687737008
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:16:04 Post No.687737008 [Report]
Roll for a reading.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:16:50 Post No.687737123
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>>687736428
Anytime~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:17:03 Post No.687737152
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>>687736645
It somehow doesn't have that many google hits so I guess it has more originality than it seems?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:17:18 Post No.687737195
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Incoming amounts of bullshit, followed by copious amounts of cocaine and unsupervised punnage.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:18:57 Post No.687737463
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>>687736792
Oh... ooooooooh.. well i plan on sleeping any moment now myself so we can switch places~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:19:42 Post No.687737584
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:20:27 Post No.687737710
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>>687737195
My most played game on steam has 26 hours of playtime.
Where do you find the time?
Or rather, where have I wasted mine?

>>687737463
Sleep super softly!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:21:41 Post No.687737896
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Think I will go to bed also. Just dropped in to say hi.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:22:32 Post No.687738029
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>>687737008
Re.
Wow, people sure have good sleeping habits here.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:23:27 Post No.687738177
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:23:33 Post No.687738195
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:23:33 Post No.687738195 [Report]
This is now a sleep thread

Good night
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:24:32 Post No.687738394
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:24:32 Post No.687738394 [Report]
The Doc is in.
Did I miss something in previous threads?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:25:46 Post No.687738633
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>>687738394
Which Doc? There's a few of them.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:25:56 Post No.687738676
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>>687738394
Something petty and not much worth worrying about, really. But I can tell you if you want.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:26:27 Post No.687738774
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>>687738029
How so?

>>687737896
>>687738195
Sleep well~

>>687738394
As if anything actually worthwhile happened ever
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:26:45 Post No.687738843
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So, uh, round 2 fight. How is everyone doing today? I trust you're all doing well?

>>687737710
Late night usually. I'm up til around 2am every night, if not later. Only go to bed because there's no-one to talk to.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:27:27 Post No.687738977
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>>687738195
nope, no sleep here no can do
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:27:31 Post No.687738989
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>>687737710
Mine's like 700+ hours, but steam is not the platform i play my games on though... i have some insane hours, infact i have more hours than that person has on steam combined in one game...
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:27:41 Post No.687739028
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I have returned!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:27:57 Post No.687739077
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>>687738633
Doc Goldeneye, but i made it short just to not annoy me.

>>687738676
Well, okay.

>>687738774
You don't say.

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:28:28 Post No.687739183
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>>687738774
Well, the fact that they actually sleep is a thing.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:28:54 Post No.687739276
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>>687738774
Well, not actually sleeping

Seemed like that was the way the thread was going, but all these fuckers proved me wrong
>>687738843
>>687738977
>>687739028
>>687739077
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:29:11 Post No.687739332
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>>687739028
Hello there.

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:29:41 Post No.687739433
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>>687739276
kekathon

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:30:20 Post No.687739577
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:30:21 Post No.687739581
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>>687739276
I only just got back.

>>687739332
Howdy!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:30:45 Post No.687739673
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>>687739077
Someone came in who other people who were here hated, and they went back and forth spewing insults and dirty laundry. It kinda took over the thread so I left since it wasn't really a usual thread night anyway.

It seems it worried a lot of people, but I'm not worried at all!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:30:51 Post No.687739693
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>>687739028
welcome back
>>687738843
doing pretty good, getting fucked by overwatch because its giving me shit for characters i never use
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:31:58 Post No.687739913
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>>687739673
Glad I missed that shitshow.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:32:13 Post No.687739961
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>>687738843
If I'm on, shoot a message!
Actually if it's 2am you should sleep instead.

>>687739028
>>687739276
Welcome back, uhh...
What's the time over there?

>>687738989
I just wish I could play games more...
That's a stoy for another time though.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:32:24 Post No.687739993
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>>687739913
Me too.

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:32:36 Post No.687740026
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>>687739276
Sieg Fail

>>687738989
>playing 5400+ hours on one game
There is no excuse. None.

>>687739693
B-B-B-BASTION BEST

>>687739673
>spewing insults
thats my fuckin job, fuckwhistle
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:33:50 Post No.687740245
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>>687739433
Go to sleep, doc dubs
>>687739581
Man you always smoking on something
>>687740026
I've put 5k hours on a game. It was pretty cool.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:33:58 Post No.687740270
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>>687739961
11:33 PM
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:34:29 Post No.687740346
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>>687740026
NO
D.VA IS BEST
who the fucking fuck am i kidding i don't play overwatch

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:35:23 Post No.687740523
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>>687740245
I actually just ran out a few minutes ago, but that's okay because I'll be getting some more tomorrow.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:35:28 Post No.687740544
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>>687740245
Never, Singles Seija.
also it's 1am here so no

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:36:37 Post No.687740751
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>>687740245
It's an opium pipe.

>>687740270
That's not too bad.
Prepared for four threads though?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:36:41 Post No.687740759
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>>687740270
East coast best coast

>>687740346
Good man
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:36:49 Post No.687740785
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>>687735704
.>>687739961
I'm late, I'm late! For a very important date! Ah wait, I'm not that rabbit..
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>>687740346
its overwatch, not Biplane Simulator 2016: Albatros best Biplane

>>687740245
What game?

>>687739961
Its midnight. And I have nothing to do today, so I'm staying up til like 5/6 A.M.

>>687740544
Get em Doc
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:37:36 Post No.687740926
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>>687740026
I think my time got up to around 7000+
And yes i agree, there are no excuses.

EXCEPT FOR HOW FUCKING AWESOME THE GAME WAS!!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:39:14 Post No.687741212
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>>687740802
ok sorry
lúcio and reindhart is best

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:39:24 Post No.687741236
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>>687740926
What game is it then?

>>687740785
Bunnu!
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>>687740802
A game no one has heard of, and no one will try

>>687740751
Opium's alright
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:39:31 Post No.687741261
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>>687740751
I'm gotta be because I gotta stay up until 5 AM.

>>687740759
Midwest actually.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:41:26 Post No.687741544
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>>687740785
fuck
>prepares for the lewds

-Doc Gold
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Estakvskyv, grant me dubs
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>>687741261
How's it feel not being on best coast?

>>687741544
Hope you prepared in time
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:42:42 Post No.687741760
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>>687741236
How are you, love~?
>>687741544
*lewds*
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>>687741544
i heard lewds
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>>687741667
i was prepared in time.

-Doc Gold
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>>687741544
LEWDS FOR THE LEWD GOD
(zhatz me, kamrade.)

>>687741251
Tell me.
I swear I won't be dissapointed.

>>687740926
What game, if its so awesome to waste 7k hours on?
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>>687741667
Best coast is west coast.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:44:19 Post No.687742004
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>>687741760
OH SHIT

>>687741790
ok

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:44:24 Post No.687742025
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>>687741667
I've been to the East Coast. Smells horrible, but it was interesting. I'm gonna go visit the West Coast this August.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:45:27 Post No.687742176
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>>687741236
Keyword is "was"
As it has become staler than boatguys poems>>687740802

But the game was Warcraft3

>>687741866
My motto is "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time"
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:45:58 Post No.687742250
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>>687741866
How could you be? You've never heard of it, nor could you play it.

>>687742025
Well that guy 2 posts above you says West is best so you be the judge.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:45:58 Post No.687742251
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>>687741790
>>687741866
>>687742004
Bunnies~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:46:30 Post No.687742335
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>>687741544
Did someone say lewds?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:47:08 Post No.687742445
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>>687742250
I'm currently Skyping one of my friends on the West Coast right now. He has absolutely no regrets moving out there.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:47:19 Post No.687742475
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>>687742335
o boi
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:47:23 Post No.687742487
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:47:23 Post No.687742487 [Report]
>>687742251
i got my army of duckys right here

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:48:00 Post No.687742590
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>>687742335
you're not surprising anyone, reimu
fug off

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:48:14 Post No.687742636
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>>687742251
Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Tewi the lewdest of them all?

>>687742335
WOW I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT POSTED IN LIKE 3 OTHER THREADS
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:48:32 Post No.687742682
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>>687742335
>>687742487
*invades the duckies' kingdom*
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:48:46 Post No.687742725
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>>687742251
>>687742335
yes, yes, more lewds are needed
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:49:03 Post No.687742768
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>>687742445
You're skyping the wrong person on the west coast.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:50:02 Post No.687742927
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>>687742176
listen, the only thing stale here are the crackers I'm eating.

>>687741667
>best coast
Obviously is no coast.

>>687742251
I swear you take earth bunny mentality to a whole new level.

>>687742335
NO. NOT A SINGLE FUCKIN PERSON SAID LEWDS. NOT ONCE.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:50:17 Post No.687742971
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>>687742682
i mainly leave a bunch of soldiers there

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:50:39 Post No.687743043
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>>687742769
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:50:51 Post No.687743080
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>>687741760
I'm fine, I think.

>>687742176
Didn't need to read much further than the keyword to know it was warcraft related. Wonder why though, I don't even play games...

>>687742769
...I feel like fucking off to be honest
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:52:10 Post No.687743286
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yep its a friday night
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:52:54 Post No.687743421
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>>687741544
>>687741760
>>687741790
>>687741866
>>687742725
>>687742769
>>687742927

>NO. NOT A SINGLE FUCKIN PERSON SAID LEWDS. NOT ONCE

Oh really
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:53:31 Post No.687743509
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>>687742768
But I'm afraid I don't know who you are.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:54:41 Post No.687743718
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It is physically impossible for me to be lewd.

>>687743421
>joke

>WHOOOOOSH

>your head

wew
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:55:16 Post No.687743807
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:55:25 Post No.687743832
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>>687742927
Ah? How so~?
>>687742971
They are dead now! Have more lewds!
>>687743080
Uu~
>>687743421
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:55:27 Post No.687743842
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>>687743509
That's only a small problem, silly.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:55:59 Post No.687743917
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>>687742927
Haha, alright you have this one.

>>687743080
Seems that maybe you have this dorment gamer in you~

Alright i stayed up far longer than intended, see you guys around!
Remember that Reimu loves you all and i just tag along for the ride~<3
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>>687743718
Yeah, if you got lewd we'd be like

Your status is showing

and then your God would be like DON'T LOOK

and stuff would happen
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:57:18 Post No.687744140
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>>687743718
Whoops
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:57:35 Post No.687744186
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:57:35 Post No.687744186 [Report]
Who

http://www.strawpoll.me/10128089
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:57:39 Post No.687744201
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:57:39 Post No.687744201 [Report]
>>687743832
i cheat.
prepare your lewds for the fucking duckpocalypse

-Doc Goldeneye
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:58:03 Post No.687744276
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>>687743917
Goodnight Reimu! Thanks for the fortune. *hug*
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:58:52 Post No.687744392
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>>687743569
Well, yeah, that's my problem to deal with...
I'll try to stick around.

>>687743917
Dormant is the right word, yes.
Sleep well~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:59:19 Post No.687744486
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>>687743832
fucking like rabbits

>>687743938
As I said, physically impossible for me to lewd.

>>687743917
At least I don't have to deal with obscene amounts of elderly, shitty drivers, people who text and drive, and that one asshole who cuts you off because he has to get to the bank one minute early.

>>687744140
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

>>687744201
I'll send in my army of Parthian slaves armed with pictures of Donald Duck and Donald Trump
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 04:59:57 Post No.687744591
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>>687744276
Ah That's not Reimu that's Marisa leaving.
Reimu's still around
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:00:27 Post No.687744676
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>>687744591
Ehhh I feel tricked now.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:00:29 Post No.687744685
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>>687744486
thanks, plane guy

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:01:01 Post No.687744768
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>>687743842
Lady, you're scaring me.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:01:22 Post No.687744820
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>>687744201
Your duck has JOINED ME.
>>687744486
I thought so!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:01:54 Post No.687744906
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I've been working hard towards getting the job of my dreams.

It's not a difficult job to get, just that you are mostly ignored if you don't have a degree or professional experience.

I have neither.

It's web development by the way.

When I was younger web devs only made like 30k. I wasn't impressed so I pursued other interests. It's been nearly 2 decades of trying to figure out where I should belong. I realized that web dev is right for me as I've been making websites as a hobby since I was 10. I've been building my portfolio for 3 months and am getting denied left and right. I'm not sure why, /wdg/ on /g/ thinks my projects are good.

Do I have any hope?
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>>687744489
>>687744791

Long hair Reimu a cute
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:03:33 Post No.687745166
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>>687744820
only one gave in.
i have thousands
more with plane guy's reinforcements

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:05:29 Post No.687745492
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>>687744820
Well, its true. You could probably outfuck an entire army of rabbits.

>>687744685
I got chu, Doc.

>>687745166
I have air support.

Y'know, BRRT BRRTs
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:05:49 Post No.687745547
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>>687744906
Mm, you picked a path that's still a bit more difficult than most even though it's in pretty high demand.

You'll have to stick with it, though, if it's really what you wanna do. It's one of those things where, the more you do it, the better you'll get. So keep looking for jobs, and also keep improving your skillset by learning every day! If you do that, it's just a matter of time.
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>>687744768
I'm not scary though!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:06:55 Post No.687745710
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>>687745492
we shall reign the lewds

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:09:15 Post No.687746094
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>>687744906
Senior dev here.

Do you have any college degree?
What languages/frameworks are you targetting?
How complicated are your projects?
Have you done an internship?

A lot of times, it's about marketing yourself through your resume. If you have a shit resume, it doesn't matter how amazing your projects are. Put up your resume somewhere (with your details black out of course) and I can give you constructive criticism.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:09:18 Post No.687746107
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>>687745582
You have the look of a woman thinking a ton of lewd thoughts. I like you already.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:10:01 Post No.687746248
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>>687746080
Moar
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:10:46 Post No.687746387
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>>687745166
>>687745492
Y-you'd help him to fight the lewds!?
>>687745582
You are but it's super cute.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:10:48 Post No.687746390
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>>687745710
They won't survive the blitzkrieg!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:12:02 Post No.687746612
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>>687746390
YES!

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:12:37 Post No.687746725
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>>687746094
Ooh, thank you for showing up and helping! I'm glad someone knowledgable is here.

>>687746248
That's all of it I had, sorry.
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>>687746107
Then we're practically married already.

>>687746387
Look, see, it's my non-scary least threatening face. Psst stop trying to take away my attention from my main interest.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:16:55 Post No.687747530
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>>687747175
Let's dial it back a bit there, chief.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:17:17 Post No.687747602
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>>687746387
(shhhh, I'm playing both sides!)

>>687746612
We shall rule the world! And euro-*ahem* the lewds!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:19:50 Post No.687748018
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>>687747602
Europe is fine too!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:25:57 Post No.687748915
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>>687746094
One project is a way to make every website with geolocation completely free since there is no need to use a paid API. Released publicly, uses Haversine for distance calculation. Not as accurate as Google, but good enough. It's a basic API itself. Self-installs the tables, then you can send two cities with AJAX and it returns a distance. I'm releasing a few websites with it next month.

I use a bit of everything, but I main PHP and Javascript. I install LAMP/LEMP on the regular. I'm not sure what to list. My resume is basically just a huge list of skills including SEO as well as social media marketing and monetization strategy.

I got accepted through Launchcode, but I'm not in their primary area so I have to wait for the interview. I've already waited 2 months.

I haven't done an internship. I'm 27 and only have a few semesters worth of school.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:27:06 Post No.687749068
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>>687745547
Thanks, cute anime girl. I'll continue to try hard.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:28:00 Post No.687749206
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Alright, im going to go actually play my game. I'll reply every one in a while, but no promises. If you don't already have me added on steam (my friend decided it would be funny if he deleted everyone from my friends list, but I managed to stop him when I was down to like 5, so you might have to re-add me) my steam is Sierra Tango or /id/Gavvin

I'll be around.

>>687748018
I don't want all of those mudslimes in Baktrian territory!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:28:02 Post No.687749213
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>>687747175
Ah, it's nothing like that. Go on, go fuck her..! I have no such intentions!
>>687747602
SPY!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:28:48 Post No.687749333
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>>687749206
Aw..

-Doc Gold
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>>687749213
I'm the good kinda spy.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:30:50 Post No.687749632
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:30:50 Post No.687749632 [Report]
Thread got derailed... again.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:33:04 Post No.687749925
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>come back to game
>no oxygen
>no power
>12% hydrogen
THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>687749333
I said I'll still be around.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:33:49 Post No.687750026
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>>687749925
what game? subnautica? I hear that's comfy.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:34:04 Post No.687750062
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>>687749632
Not really. We're all just waiting for people to come in asking for fortunes or advice. Aside from drama that annoys and pushes people away, there's nothing that can go on in here that would count as derailing it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:34:26 Post No.687750111
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>>687749925
no, i meant the europe thing

-Doc Gold
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:34:40 Post No.687750139
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>>687748915
>My resume is basically just a huge list of skills including SEO as well as social media marketing and monetization strategy.

If you are applying for a developer position, this would turn me off as a hiring manager. If you were doing more UX work, then I would say keep the social media marketing/monetization/SEO stuff, but since you main PHP + js, I think you should keep the details on those to a minimum.

You should emphasize your projects the most and treat them as they are professional experiences. Host them on github/bitbucket and include the link (make sure everything is documented and well-tested). Include bullet point details.

Seriously, your projects need to be the big thing on your resume. Because you have no experience and no degree, they are what are going to make your resume not get tossed in the trash. You can't just list them, you have to impress people with them.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:35:08 Post No.687750217
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>>687749537
That's what they all say before they backstab you!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:35:40 Post No.687750291
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>>687747978
Ohhhh nice photo Rei Rei, so hot! I'm tired now so I'm going to bed, see you next time!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:36:28 Post No.687750394
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>>687749213
It's okay, I already scared her off.

I did it so I could be with you, my true interest. I mean, you are practically married already!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:37:29 Post No.687750540
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>>687750026
Space engineers

now gotta wait 10 minutes to load my autosave

>>687750062
I could derail this thread if I had my friends on

>>687750111
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

We can now invade europe and kill all the mudslimes.

>>687750217
"backstab"

ha

haha

hahahahahahahahaha

im sure lewd bunny would like that.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:39:09 Post No.687750775
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>>687750540
Why make a mess that you have to sweep up later?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:39:14 Post No.687750787
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>>687750394
A-ah..? Really!? How wonderful! I did have such intentions all along, you know..?
>>687750540
Perv.
>>687750549
Nighto~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:40:35 Post No.687750969
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>>687750139
Good advice, thanks.

Where would I place the projects on the resume? I have my github link under my contact details in the header.

I'm working on a ridiculous portfolio with parallax scrolling waypoint jquery animations and HTML video. /wdg/ has told me that I need to impress HR before someone who even knows how to code looks at my portfolio/resume. Right idea?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:43:08 Post No.687751312
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>>687750787
Lewd me is going to bed. I'll stick around until the end of this one, then I'll go to bed too.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:44:15 Post No.687751475
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>>687750775
I mean, that just makes more work for me. I was sweeping the entire first thread, and now I just want to be a ninja space pirate.

>>687750787
But you're the lewd one. The one that is into "backstabbing"
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:45:54 Post No.687751731
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>>687751312
Uu~ Well, I'm tired now so I think I'm going to head back.. The trip to the moon is a long one...
>>687751475
that's not the case...! Am pure and innocent.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:48:08 Post No.687752064
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>>687751731
Understood, honorable Reisen-sama...
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:49:30 Post No.687752217
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>>687752064
Hehehe.. Goodnight, then~
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:50:24 Post No.687752343
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>>687750969
I am not sure what country are in so it might differ, but for me (in the US) - when I got out of uni and started applying, I had no internship/professional experience and only unrelated jobs. I also had an awful GPA.

I listed my projects on the same level as if one would list their work experience. I put it under a header of "Experience".

See attached image. Where 5/6 are, those are where I put my projects, just modified the header. I put timelines and my github link for each project header.

I kept my non-relevant work experience to 1 line in my resume.

I think having a portfolio website is great, but I don't think HR would care that much in my experience. It's more the actual resume that should do the talking for you.

Have you gotten into contact with any recruiters? You should if you haven't. They'll help set you up with unique opportunities and get your foot in the door especially if you are at a disadvantage of not having experience.

Have you studied for interviews? If not, get a good book like Cracking the Code Interview and work diligently through it.
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>>687751731
Leaving already?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:51:46 Post No.687752539
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:51:46 Post No.687752539 [Report]
Heck

Sorry that I am dreadfully late

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:52:55 Post No.687752703
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:52:55 Post No.687752703 [Report]
Is this the time?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:54:10 Post No.687752894
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:54:10 Post No.687752894 [Report]
Are we done with lewd stuff?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:55:53 Post No.687753197
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>>687752894
Why do you ask?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:57:12 Post No.687753430
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>>687752823
It's no problem at all, I hope finds a good job so that he enjoys going to work everyday.

>>687750969
In addition to what I said >>687752343
I am not HR so I should say, don't take my word about the HR not caring for the cool portfolio. Just was my impression, though.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 05:58:31 Post No.687753675
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>>687753197
N-no reason.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:00:53 Post No.687754093
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>>687753430
I appreciate the good advice. I definitely need to rebuild my portfolio and I will check out the book as well.

Thanks again!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:01:47 Post No.687754223
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:01:47 Post No.687754223 [Report]
Well, judging from the quick gloss over I had, things seem to be back to normal

Its a shame Its almost over
‾^‾

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:04:28 Post No.687754617
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>>687754223
Yep! Everything's gonna be allll right~

It's been a fun night! Sorry you couldn't be around for more of it!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:04:55 Post No.687754682
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>>687754223
Hey sweet, how are you doing mate?

-J
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:08:56 Post No.687755240
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>>687754617

That sucks TT_TT

>>687754682

This evening wasn't the best for me

It is the main reason why I didn't show up earlier

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:13:20 Post No.687755862
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>>687755240
Personal question, do you get stolen often?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:17:39 Post No.687756466
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>>687755862

I am the one that steals them

I am that one guy

Every time

and yes, sometimes I do get stolen

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:19:37 Post No.687756743
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Finally found her

Now my pokedex is complete
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:23:04 Post No.687757227
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>>687756917
But you're getting so sleepy

>>687756466
You should only steal when it gets you something for free
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:24:26 Post No.687757401
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>>687756917
The very end.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:25:15 Post No.687757498
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>>687757401
Sorry to bust your bubble but

Kanako is superior
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>>687757498
You don't have to be mean.
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>>687757227
Psssh... I could stay up for hours if I wanted to.

>>687757401
Mhm!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:29:05 Post No.687758007
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:29:05 Post No.687758007 [Report]
...The other thread finally died.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:29:24 Post No.687758042
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:29:24 Post No.687758042 [Report]
>>687757227

But...

when I steal a sweet roll

I get a free sweet roll

-Sweet Roll
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>>687758007
What were people still doing in there...
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:30:40 Post No.687758185
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:30:40 Post No.687758185 [Report]
rei, did you get your free donut today for national donut day?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:31:22 Post No.687758277
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>>687758042
...Can I steal a sweet roll cake?
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>>687758185
No... what?! Aww dammit... everytime it's free something day I never realize it in time!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:33:19 Post No.687758504
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>>687758326
seriously, I didn't hear about it until it was already night time. what kind of heartless person does that? except me of course.

the next one I think is free slushie from 7/11 on 7/11.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:33:49 Post No.687758563
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>>687758042
Yes, yes you do
You seem to have this stealing thing figured out
>>687758007
From the other thread
>talked out 2 out of 5 guys out of suicide lately
Does that mean 3 succeeded?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:39:47 Post No.687759223
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>>687758563
1 of them is waiting for the meds for his overdose cocktail arrives, the other is going to die soon, the third one wants to jump in front of a truck to claim the insurance and leave something for his family, there is a 4th one but he is only a child and says he isn't going to do it until he gets older so that one doesn't count.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:39:54 Post No.687759235
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>>687758277

Why do you want to?

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:42:33 Post No.687759560
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>>687758504
Aren't they called slurpees?

>>687759223
Ah, cool. Yeah gotta respect those minimum ages for suicide. He seems pretty mature.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:43:41 Post No.687759710
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>>687759560
Is like loggin into Disney.com without your parents permission.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:45:23 Post No.687759931
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Goodnight Anonymous! Goodnight everyone!

See you all next time and thanks again for making this a great night!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:45:29 Post No.687759951
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>>687759560
>slurpees

don't bully, I am too sleepy to think of the right name.
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>>687759951
>Seija
>Don't bully

That's rich

>>687759931
Gnite you

Gnite thread
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:48:12 Post No.687760278
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>>687759931
Goodnight Reimu.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:48:47 Post No.687760351
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>>687759931
goodnight. you made this friday night fun for this lonely anon.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:51:20 Post No.687760664
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>>687758504

I do know a day thats pretty neat regarding 7/11

It is called 'bring your own cup day', first day of spring

You can use containers of varying sizes for slurpee's that day

Like milk jugs or pails

still have to pay normal price, I think

-Sweet Roll
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>>687760264
>>687760278
>>687760351
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:53:59 Post No.687761000 [Report]
roll for Should i Salvia and open the gates to my higher self as to learn how it should go when i meditate. Prove myself that the higher plane exist.

Salvia, yes or no?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:54:28 Post No.687761062
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>>687760664
that's pretty cool, but now I have to wait 9 months for this to happen. and I have to remember it. what have you done, sweets?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:55:01 Post No.687761144
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>>687761000
The trip lasts for like 5 minutes so why not
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:55:09 Post No.687761158
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>>687760664
>Like milk jugs or pails
What about an oil barrel?
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>>687761000
Trips say do it

Never got to try salvia
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 06:55:18 Post No.687761180
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>>687761000
oh fuck, the higher ups really want this answered!!
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:00:57 Post No.687761848
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:00:57 Post No.687761848 [Report]
roll' ask her?
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:03:49 Post No.687762269
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>>687761062

I'm actually not even sure if it is just here where I live, but who knows

>>687761158

No, largest this I heard being used for it was a cooler (not sure on exact size, though)

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:07:54 Post No.687762975
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>>687762269
>I'm actually not even sure if it is just here where I live, but who knows

You are killing me.
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:09:15 Post No.687763180
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:09:15 Post No.687763180 [Report]
I even have proof
http://www.slurpee.ca/byoc/

But it is in Canada only
¬u¬

-Sweet Roll
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:09:23 Post No.687763208
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:09:23 Post No.687763208 [Report]
Starting to lose control over body functions due to lack of sleep, i think im going to rest for a while if i don't want to die.

-J
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:11:01 Post No.687763452
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Anonymous 2016-06-04 07:11:01 Post No.687763452 [Report]
>>687763180
>Canada only

That's not fair. At all.

You'll just have to share yours with me.
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