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You like jelly doughnuts?

>>687656206
What is your job?

have you ever shot a nigger? or almost did? do you regret not taking its miserable life and cleansing the earth of their filth?

Worst race to work with?

Whenever people see your car they immediately run through the checklist of shit they're doing wrong and hope you don't notice...how often are you actually looking to pull someone over for something vs not giving a shit because you're busy?

>>687656525
>>687656503
Officer, if you answer these questions feeding their idiotic rhetoric, you will confirm the rumors about cops made to shame officers.
>source: my father was a police officer

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>>687656206
Greentext us some of your craziest stories on the job.
If they are good enough I will screencap and spread.

>>687656299
It's national donut day, the donut is my time stamp.
>>687656351
Yes, but I like cream filling better.
>>687656387
I arrest niggers.
>>687656503
Once in the leg. I'm glad I didn't kill him, he now making us white people money as victim of the prison industry.
>>687656525
People from India smell worse than death.
>>687656587
I only stop niggers, never too busy for niggers.

>>687656726
>be cop
>be white
>all kids love me
>all women want me
>be part of the world's largest, most well-armed gang
>???
>profit

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You're a fucking hero, plan to be a cop so I can shoot dindus and make our world a better whiter place. All for militarization. How would you go about getting into a swat team. Or receiving specializations in counter terrorism?

>>687656743
Not OP/10

>>687656206
Cop or not you look like the kind of person that would help someone in need, pet a random dog, have a laugh at the local gas station and is in general a kind generous and non self centered guy.
I hope im right

>>687657006
Top Kek

>>687657132
Black cop here. You won't get to shoot black people as often as you think, media blows it out of proportion. You could even go your whole career without doing it only arresting them and all other types of people. Also you will sometimes have to work with other black police officers so your opinions will have to be put aside for work's sake. (In other words I won't try to change your racist views but know when to curb them on the job).

I know you were asking OP and I'm sure he will answer, better suited for you, but yeah.

>>687656206
How many niggers have you assaulted?

>>687656206
Personal opinion on recreational weed smoking?

>>687657132
Join the army first
>>687657219
Mostly, but when I'm in the shitty part of town I'm an asshole
>>687657528
Assault is a crime. I'm a hero and heroes don't assualt people. They taser the shit out of them.
>>687657599
Not on my beat, son.

>>687657696
Well yea I'll do it in front of you...no big deal.

>>687656206
Who stole your neck?

Nice bait thread, surprised this shit didn't 404 right away

>>687656206

Oh shit, forgot it's national doughnut day. Might have to drop by Dunkin' Doughnuts and get a coffe and a shame circle.

>>687657696
Well, let me unload that question: how many niggers have you shot?

>>687657696
If you roll up to a car that has a 16 year old male sucking a 40 year old man's cock, what are you trained to do, and what do you actually do?

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>>687656206
Are you in Bellevue WA or Bellevue KY?

>>687656206
How many niggers have you shot?

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Found any dead bodies?

>>687657840
That kind of talk will get you an obstructing justice charge.
>>687657854
That kind of talk will get you a 72 hour psychiatric hold.
>>687658011
See >>687656743
>>687658091
Take the ass
>>687658111
Bellevue, NE
>>687658126
See >>687656743

40+ year old copper on /b/? I'd expect him to have more sense than that. I'm calling bullshit

>>687658091
why would you be this specific anon,
planning something ya dirtbag

>>687658207
Fake and gay

>>687658255
>>>687657840
>That kind of talk will get you an obstructing justice charge.

It was nigger jim wasn't it?

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If two faggots are fucking in a private video booth would you arrest them?

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>>687658403
Found the nigger

>>687658255
I don't understand your answer for: >>687658091

>>687658207
Found a a floater on the side of the Missouri River and a guy who died in his recliner two weeks earlier. Pretty nasty.
>>687658274
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>687658502
Well if the owner of the private video booth called me to report two faggots fucking, then yes I would.

Nice pic on the Bellevue NE police Facebook page Mark

>>687658597
What? Dude look at the video. He trips over nothing.

>>687656206
when you had your polygraph did you have any problems with accidentally seeing child pornography on /b/?

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>>687657132
> Im12andWhatIsBeingACop?

>>687658668
The mouth is full so I take the ass.
>>687658928
I don't look at the images on /b/.

>>687656206
How do you feel about drug laws and victimless crimes?

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>>687656206
Chief Mark Elbert
This is a bait thread

>>687658937
He won't make it anyway.

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>>687659160
>This is a MASTER-bait thread

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Why be a faggot OP?

>>687659160
Im going to post this thread to their facebook

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>>687659608
This post

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>>687656206
Tipping off your shenanigans to the office that is higher up than than you'll ever be.

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>>687659608
>>687659814
this samefag anon

>>687659608
Topkek OP abandons thread

Do you guys have a problem with phone use? I saw a cop on his phone as he was parked to catch people speeding, but didn't even look up from it as i drove by.

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>>687659608
Post a screen cap!

Why are you guys such dicks about weed??

>>687661270
see >>687659502
>thread is fake

Why are the majority of cops/law enforcement a bunch of racist bitches? Literally, they racially profile you then act like a bitch during the whole traffic stop of course with the exception of a few

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>>687662414
>let it die in peace

>>687659160
Wha? A troll on /b/? Can it be true?