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>>687605172

Te Awamutu reporting in

Why are IDs even gone?

Evening lads.

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Dunners reporting.

>>687605172
Based edition.
What's good, lads?

>>687605172
Fuck off with your shitty "edition", newfag

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>>687606265
Did you get cucked by a Yellowbird?.
Did you 308 or 512TR get beaten the fuck out by the Master Race car?.

It will be ok. Ok
Kay?
K?

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>>687606638

Anyone know how to stop vodaphone sending bills though the mail

>>687607253
Shit in the envelope and send it back

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>Christchurch

I don't have the pic on my phone :(

Here as always

sup shitlords. whos some paper for me.

>>687607253
You call them and tell them you would only like electronic bills. Or, you could pay your bills.

>>687605192
stop making threads with these stupid editions attached to it (which also have nothing to do with NZ)
no one gives a shit.
just because IDfag used to do it doesn't mean we have to follow the same template.

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>>687607939

palmy here\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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>>687608245
but memes.

>>687607939
>>687608252
Suburb?

>>687608328
>HURF DURRFF MEMES LOL
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMS
fuck off

>>687608324
Palmy sucks, dude.

>>687608425
The whole country sucks, dude.

>>687608203

Talked with them twice , they still send though the mail

>>687608324
ayee wut up big fella

>>687608425
Why do you think I'm here on a friday night?

>>687608468
#rekt

>>687608350
Upper Riccarton here

>>687608350
Auckland. I was just giving him his pic.

>>687608476
Then you have to do this
>>687607539

>>687608628
Not all heroes wear capes.

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>>687605172
>Christchurch

Shitty evening fam. Scale of 1:Fuck off.

How are we?

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Evolution of NZ threads:
>weed
>korean girls
>nudes
>???
What's next?

>>687608815
Why so shitty, senpai?

>>687608856
Communism

>>687608856
>What's next?
these threads turn into dubs threads

>>687608856
Newfag OPs with shitty editions.

>>687608324
the only good thing to do in palmy is to leave it.

>>687608856
tinychat

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>>687605172

>>687608856
>What's next?

The next stage of meme evolution

>>687609044
>44
>dubs
...


nice

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>>687609044
wow

>>687608856
4 hour thread with less than 100 posts

this is the future

>>687608252
Ty bby xo
>>687608350
Sockburn

>>687605172
LOOKING FOR A SAMOAN BITCH OR MAORI PLEASE

How can one country be so devoid of talent?

>>687609615
Why would you even want that? Do you not like having your personal belongings remain unstolen?

>>687609633
we good at sports bruh respeck us.

>>687609702
they are hot as fuck

>>687609633
That guy with tape over his mouth who was on all those stand up comedy shows a couple of years ago was on Americas got talent

>>687609615
Looking for Samoan nudes or Maori nudes, besides that one qt who always gets posted

any cunts keen for a separate nudes thread?

>>687609933
It'd probably be even worse than this one so no.

>>687609933
Sure

>>687610021
fair but I will contrib

>>687609615
Islander ass is worth committing mutiny for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJyqVxgZtjg

So why are you in this abortion of a thread on Friday night, anon?

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>>687609933
i thought we already established that nudes fags have to create their own cancerous thread?

>>687610177
Because I'm a loser, is that what you want to hear?

>>687610213
>we
fuck off newfag

What's it like being Australia's ugly step brother?

20 × 3gram 50 bags I need to sell asap in East auckland will travel for 5 bux gas hmu 02102460862

>>687610335
handsome*

>>687610334
i will literally cuck you

>>687610454
nigga got any cough syrup??

>>687610454
pics + timestamp and i'd consider

calling all nudesfags. time to abandon this pathetic thread

>>687610778

>>687610848
>DUDE BOOBIES LMAO XD

>>687610568
Why you need a dealer for cough syrup?

>>687610889
who doesnt love a good pair of tits

>>687610579
Chuck me a text and I'll send a pic. Not risking posting pic on here

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>>687610848
thanks. looking forward to a cancer free thread tonight

>>687611095
too late fag, you already replied

>>687611192
shut up nerd

>>687610958

For the really good stuff

>>687610325
>is that what you want to hear?
I'm not trying to belittle everyone else here, if that's what you're asking. That'd be retarded.
Just wondering what everyone's stories are, I guess.

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>>687610177
I'm here to check dubs and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

>>687611325
whats your story, friend?

>>687611783
My story has been covered already. What's yours?

>>687612026
what do you want to know? i'm not that interesting

>>687612231
Your name, address, phone number, and a list of your fears.

>>687612231
Eh, you and me both. Anything, man. I just posed the question in the vague hope of creating some conversation.

>>687612399
see
>>687611753
You're on fire tonight Anon.

>>687612399
i know. lets play a game of 20 questions. ill think of something and you have 20 questions to figure out what it is. lets go

>>687610958
you clearly don't know much about drug dealing

>>687612538
why are IDs even gone?

>>687612633
faggot

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>>687612538
you're thinking of feminine penis

>>687612829
stick your tongue in my asshole

>>687612956
yep found the faggot

>>687612399
well, ill be treating patients one day. cant bloody wait

>>687612472
I get them digits, bruh. Better than any phone number, know'm sayin'?
>>687612538
What, is it an object or what? You kinda lost me here 2bqh famalam

>>687612953
> mfw yes

>>687613149
it can be anything, but ill give you a hint, its related to nz

>>687613300
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?

>>687613433
none of those!

>>687613523
City? Person?

>>687613567
City. That was two questions - 3/20

>>687613567
Not an animal so can't be a person. A city would be a mineral. I don't think he knows how 20 questions is supposed to work.

>>687613623
Are you in the North Island?

>>687613645
>city would be a mineral

>>687613623
North or South Island?

>>687613662
>>687613685
North. 4/20

>>687613433
DOOM?

>>687613715
Are you north of Taupo?

>>687613715
>4/20
Blaze up. Is it a shithole?

>>687613858
Nope! 5/20

doing well here fam

>>687613891
fuck, someone caught my subtle hint

>>687613902
Are you Wellington?

>>687613944
Fuck no. 6/20

>>687613891
Btw, you asked a question, so 7/20. yes it's a shithole

>>687613974
Are you Palmy?

wellington master race

>>687614059
Nope. Good guess though 8/20

>>687614018
East or West of Taupo? Just draw a line down the middle of the country from there.

>>687614146
Are you New Plymouth?

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mfw nudesfags finally fucked off

so happy

Who /drinking/ here?

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>>687614256
On the hard stuff tonight mate

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>>687614256

>>687614158
East. 9/20

>>687614172
No sorry 10/20

Hint: not actually a city, it's more of a town

>>687614350
>>687614333
drinking flames tonight to celebrate the end of semester.

Only two left though ;_;

>>687614471
You got 20 minutes bro toget another pack bruh

>>687614519
fuck, better go hundy

>>687614469
>not actually a city
well you can fuck right off, wasted my guesses on cities. I'm not playing anymore.

>>687614469
Levin

>>687614590
you have 10 more questions, stop being a faggot and dont give up so easily

>>687614519
broke ass student, anon.

I miss being able to afford to reach pants-on-head retarded levels of drunk like i used to do when i lived with my family

>>687614591
No but on the right track 11/20

>>687614733
Otaki?

>>687614469
Fuckin' Dannevirke, cunt.

>>687614775
Fuck, you got it! Congrats. With only 12 questions

>>687614888
>>687614777
Checked in a row

>>687614888
I'm a fucken genius!

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Does this guy still lurk/post?

I pinched a copy your penis for some reason mate, I think it was because it made me feel better about mine.

chch here
whos smoking gunnies!!!???

>>687615017
that you are, but it was a team effort. finally achieved something in today's thread fuck yeah

>>687615077
What's a gunnies?

gunnies are life my friend

WHAT U DRANKIN CUNTS

>>687615552
flames

>>687615963
>being a fucking bogan westie shit

>>687614714
Feelsbadman.jpg. Obviouslynot a 1st year student i gather?

>>687615552
Wine. Sophisteicated af

>>687616006
Nah just a poorpal

>>687616042
t-third. Also a jobless sack of shit

>>687616042
nevermind i just read "obviouslynot" i didn't see the "not"

>>687616047
Professionals tip
countdown brand wine is $8 for 8 std drinks

>>687616183
Scrumpy on special will also achieve this

>>687616183
It gets worse. I live in south auckland, there's no countdown for a good while where i live

What should I get for dinner, cunts?

>>687616303
>south auckland
I live pretty much in the southern most point of Auckland tbh

>>687616371
What, Hamilton?

>>687616303
>from south Auckland
>not drinking Woodies/Billy Mavs any type of bourbon rtds

Obviously doing it wrong m8

>>687616443
its actually waiuku

This thread sucks.

>>687616303
Eyy? Unless you're in Ararimu you're not far from a Countdown.

>>687616466
I don't belong here. I'm a grey lynn boy!

:(

>>687616371
I'm not really the most racist person, but i'm fucking sick of being surrounded by dirty fucking nagi's to be h

>>687616610
the fucks a nagi?

>>687616594
Otahuhu

>>687616688
Indian

wheres all the true patchies at!?
heard you all so tough
let me pack you a gunnie and we shall see
whos on the shrooms!?

>>687616584
Waiuku isn't Auckland.

>>687616785
Then where the fuck do my taxes go

haha just kidding I dont pay tax I'm on neetbux

>>687616740
There's a Countdown at Hunters Plaza, Mangere and Mt Wellington.

>>687616874
If you're from Waiuku of course you're on Neetbux. There's nothing there but weed and inbreeding.

>>687616777
Is it possible to become a patchie without being a maori?

>>687616740
fuck, im indian. not even offended

>>687616938
>from
No its just cheap chinks haven't bought it out just yet

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What's everyone listening to tonight?

>>687617029
If you're new zealand born, i'd say your fine

>>687617182
>If you're new zealand born, i'd say your fine

Check out this cuck

>>687617182
yea i am, even i think indian born indians are goddamn weird

>>687614198
same m8

>>687617325
If you think Indian born Indians > NZ Born Indians then you, my friend are infact, the cuck.

>>687617429
Actually, I think neither are fine.

>>687617460
what's wrong with us? nz born

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>>687616874
I made this for you. A billion hours in paint.

>>687617554
th-thanks

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>>687615070

>>687617770
c-cuck

>>687618010
chur for the tax dollars faggot

>>687618266
suck my 3 inch dick cunt

>>687617943
This is the correct reaction to that image.

WHEN I SEE YOU MESSING ME AROUND

I DON'T WANNA KNOW
I DON'T WANNA KNOW

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>>687619123

>>687619546
Holy shit is this from NZ? I doubt it but...

>>687619678
yeah she's from Papakura

>>687619771
just round the corner ae
i'd fugg her

>>687619771
>Papakura

No surprises there
The fact that 4 people liked that comment is fucking hilarious. What a time to be alive.

>>687619855
NZ fulll of sick cuntz

unironcially drinking kristov

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>>687619546
>8 months home detention and 100 hours community service
this triggers me. if it was a man he'd get a minimum sentence of 20 years

>>687619546
The original judge ordered Krystal Harvey, who sold the footage for $300, to serve eight months home detention -- reasoning that the child's age made it less serious because he wouldn't remember anything.

>>687620213
If it was a man they'd be dead and you know it

>>687619546
have some wizards find her info so we can punish her

>>687619546
how exactly was this baby raped by her?

>>687620454
>strapon

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>>687620235
well by that logic i can go out raping tonight and drug them out of all consciousness. but it's ok they won't remember anything

>>687620454
>In court yesterday, the Crown asked Judge Phil Recordon to jail Harvey for performing a sex act on a one-year-old boy and selling the video to a paedophile.
Probably sucked is weiner.

>>687620807
Do it. Just make sure you get Judge Phil Recordon Mcfaggotry because he's the one who sentenced her.

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>>687620862

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>>687621159
>Judge Phil Recordon
This is him. He looks like a paedophile. He was probably the one who bought the video.

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>>687621469

threds ded

>>687622562
thred was always ded

>>687622672
night cuck

123456

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>>687622807
G'night, kiwis.

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>>687623015
cucked dreams m8

>>687624923
ur mean

Blenheim checking in fags