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>>687582132
obvious nerve gas attack
fuck obama
Another one
Why can't we be friends
This thread needs to hurry the fuck up
fight me
Prisoner burned with boiling plastic and forced to eat the flesh of a dead body *Graphic*
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357#8dCEK4gl1V4hdoLk.99
asortunqee
>>687584749
>not calling this "carmageddon.webm"
Get your shit together anon.
>>687584749
Moooooooooove bitch, get out da way!
More Rekt
>>687583162
>>687581944
Why these whiteys acting like nig nogs?
Just love it!
>>687584749
I don't get why he didn't slow down before. I mean a cow is something you see from really far away.
>>687585098
That tiny thing would hardly blow that truck off track.
avilSi
>>687584571
Damn that was some good aim.
>>687585870
Story?
>>687586426
I have not idea. I think he was just to ugly and he deserved to die.
>>687584497
Did he dieded?
also, story?
>>687586426
As far as I remember he was a psychopath. Well, he kills a kid without a reson, of course he is.
But who knows, maybe the kid called him a faggot. Or he lost his child prior to this and doesn't want anyone to have kids, when he can't
>>687584717
kek'd so hard
rekt kek
>>687586426
guy literally got mad for the kid touching his broom I think? Try google. But that guy is crazy.
>>687581944
is that steave-o?
>>687583713
Jamal slept with the donkeys wife
still looking for the GIF of the guy slipping off the top of skyscraper.
>>687586139
looks ruski, in russia you dont stop for cow, cow stop for you
>>687590148
Google?
All of you need to get a life
>>687584497
>missed his heart
what a retard
GUESS WHOS BACK!!!????!?!?!
>>687586426
Kid lived that's all I feel like typing
JAMES WHERE ARE YOU BUDDY? THIS THREAD NEEDS "DERAILED" BY FAT TITS!
Did you guys miss me????
>>687590978
>>687590815
can you at least post some fresh porn
>>687590815
WHEW THERE YOU ARE! WE MISSED YOU BUDDY! GOT ANY MORE STALE FAT TITS TO POST IN THE SAME EXACT ORDER THAT YOU DO EVERY TIME?
>>687590978
Nice ass tits but way too veiny
Cmon you guys, not cool that you started this thread without me
>>687590895
FUCKING FILENAME LOST IT
>>687591237
I'll try and change it up this time bud
>>687591213
Keked
>>687582132
thats some hollywood shit right there
>>687591213
fuckin farva
>>687585549
Ugh, you know ... I can watch people get their head sawed off, I can watch people beat animals, I can watch horrific traffic/aircraft accidents.
But skate and BMX crashes? Fuck that, broken legs and arms make me gag every time.
>>687590815
not quite sure why youve been doing this
i mean im not complaining about tits but if i want to see tits at the moment id go to tits threads
but now i wanna see rekt. rektboobs or gtfo
>>687591368
Same
Belongs in YKLYL for file name
>>687584717
battlefield 1 leaked gameplay footage
>>687591213
You see this is what's wrong with our county! Jeesh... Kids today.
>>687591690
Doesn't work like that faggot.
>>687586246
sTory?
>>687591619
Not really. I'm the only one posting the pictures. Doing my part.
>>687592052
Story? How about tits faggot
>>687592066
Nice tits faggot, got more?
>>687592052
girl got her head shoved in a cake on her own birthday
i think she died.
>>687590895
the filename tho
>>687591973
i mean i wasnt telling you that you had to stop
im just curious why youre doing it when you know every single person is just scrolling past and rolling their eyes
maybe im just 2normie4u
>>687591619
You got me faggot
>>687591973
>hurrr I wasted three hours of my life derailing a thread that eventually got pruned anyway
you need companionship; a house plant mayyyybeee a pet, but you'd probably be too autistic to look after it or you'd try to eat it
definitely not a partner and I say partner cause your probably gay and would get triggered if I said gf...
As much as I love to stay and spam this thread with porn I'm going for a night run. I'll be back in approximately 30 minutes. Just going to run 3 miles with my elevation training mask. This is James. Signing off for now
>>687584361
is that nerve gas?
>>687586170
i agree. since it doesnt have tracks & its a bomb resistant buffalo.
>>687592431
does that look like a nerve gas? a point of a nerve gas attack is for it to be silent
>>687592052
Candle went through her eye
>>687592653
Lol tell that to Hussein
>>687592653
ok thankyou for clearing that up good sir
>>687593046
kek
>>687592669
gets me every single time ..
>>687590702
>missed the clerk
>>687593951
>>687594012
Fuck you.
>>687590815
>>687593951
Samefag
James my nig, your shit is getting cold.
>>687594262
Seriously James fuck off already
>>687584842
Hey you fag, that´s what you get for not wearing combat boots when you go to war, stupid sandnigger
pKee ti gGoni
>>687586426
Let's get this straight. That "kid" is a 30 year old midget, drug dealer and well known downtown hustler. He goes by Little White. He's been squeezing kilos into China Town longer than most dealers have been alive. It turns out Little White had been fucking two side hoes on the weekends, getting his nose clogged with powder and his dick licked like a sucker. The issue is, one of these bitches was a well known prostitute, and that's an understatement. She was basically a walking brothel, if brothels had scar plagued legs and torn fishnets. Anyways, Little White had been fucking her on the side and paying her with some powder. Being the business man he is, he thought "I should start pimping out these sluts and making some extra cash on the side". So he did, but little did Little White know, the walking brothel already had a John. Once this John found out Little White was not only clogging this slut's fun hole for free, but trying to sell his own merchandise he knew he had to make an example. John strolled down to Little White's well known dealing area where he had been pretending to be working at the time, the corner store barber shop. This was a good way of keeping appearances and cleaning bills. Long story short, John stomped Little White's ass to Hong Kong and back. Rumors say Little White still slips some powder on the side, even though the beating left him paralyzed from the neck down. China town isn't the place the be playin' around.
>>687584717
Lost so Fucking hard
>>687592919
Attention whore. You need to make up a story just to feel special. How sad and funny at the same time.
>>687584842
Thought he made the gun fire backwards somehow lol
>>687593625
i had to do that shit once, now my nail is twice as thick
>>687594910
Attention whore. You need to call out people's stories to feel special. How sad and funny at the same time.
>>687584361
SPLAT
>>687584717
fucking canadians
>>687583713
I Spit On Your Grave: Arab edition
>>687584749
>grounded beef
>>687585066
Go to bestgore same guy eating his own fingers that were cut off.
http://www.bestgore.com/torture/venezuela-inmate-forcefed-own-severed-finger/
>>687584842
why does he have a white bed sheet wrapped around the gun ?! :S
>>687595785
>>687595432
SHIIIIIT
>>687590702
omg thats not a dolphine!
>>687584497
Shot through the heart, and your to blame darling yoy gave love a bad name
>>687591354
sauce?
>>687586426
i think its pretty obvious what the story is. some random dude felt the need to beat the shit out of some baby because he feels powerless and the need to gain control of a situation really bad.
>>687591354
sauce me bruv, need to find the vid
>>687592325
lol what a retard
>>687594700
roses are red
that part is true
violets are violet
not fucking blue
>>687591684
That must've felt amazing afterwards.
>>687591684
I've been on /b/ since '05. I've seen some terrible shit. It started out with gore threads long ago, and became stale over time. Not much can actually bother me anymore thanks to years of desensitizing.
This is the first time in years. I cringed, my toes wiggled in compassion. Thankf you for making me feel that way again, it's been a very long time.
>>687592740
The best part is that car driving off
>>687581944
Anyone got webms of ISIS dissolving those spies in nitric acid?
Hey everyone I'm back. James here. No I'm not spamming with Spider-Man.
>>687596981
hahaha the slap afterwards
"Damn it, billy! I told you not to shoot yourself and now look what happened!"
>>687597228
What the fuck is that?
>>687597567
Nerve gas
>>687597228
Alright what the fuck is that
>>687597722
Tumor. They can even grow teeth sometimes.
>>687597228
is that hair!?
>>687591213
Reno 911
>>687597283
>>687598017
hay james does this help its naked woman and rekt!
>>687596981
I like the dad's attempt at astral projecting to get him back at the end
>>687597840
No fucking way, how?
>>687597015
Id also like to see this. Havent seen this one
>>687598173
She's gotta have big tits or fat booty.
>>687598287
I think this is it if I'm not mistaken.
>>687585268
get back to 9geg
>>687598407
normally don't like overgrown disproportionate asses but that looks fucking juicy and welcoming
>>687598454
That's the forced drowning but thanks anyways always enjoy this one
>>687598503
Glad you liked it
>>687598454
That is clearly just water, fag
>>687598657
HOLY FUCK
can this be a big black booty thread now?
I've always just thought of black people as niggers, but this has opened my eyes. I'm a reformed man.
>>687598783
i bet that hurt.
>>687586426
Chinaman is a skitzo.
Kid was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
That is all.
>>687589754
that's not rekt
>>687598657
10/10 would betray my race. I bet her asshole is like a vice grip
>>687591888
that's from super troopers, idiot
>>687596981
Looks like he spun the chamber, what fucking luck lol
>>687596715
No it probaby didnt he went to deep and pryed the entire nail off
>>687597228
probably a extracted cyst, someones twin that got eaten in the womb
>>687599400
that couldve gone sooooo much worse.
>>687585870
He hits and kicks like a bitch. That kid was a beast.
>>687597228
Dude that's one of those shitty Montgomery Ward Turkey knives they sold in 1986 for $6.99 before black Friday was black Friday. Fucking Indians and their parasitic twin after births.
>>687597228
Teratoma?
>>687593625
holy fuck
>>687595049
why did you have to do that?
>>687599400
Why do white people always gotta do crazy shit.
>>687584749
>TO THE GATES OF HELL
>>687595732
Probably a turban.
>>687584361
more people exploding
