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>>687551989
whatever works 4 u
nice the dota major is on
>>687552214
kill yourself
>>687552207
whatre you going to have?
>>687552533
tortellini
gonna go have that now actually
back in a bit
>>687552654
adios amigo
>>687552360
hm?
that hit me hard i guess ill just leave
thank god
What id do to be in a penthouse right now doing pic related, either one of them. y cant life be a shitty furry porno
we in there
itll be shit
>>687553416
>tfw you will never be tay
Why live ?
>>687554562
Havent seen a good 3d movie since spy kids 3d
because you could be real instead
>>687553693
Go to Elliot's. There's always pictures of popufurs fucking in the presidential suite. Or in the glass hobtub overlooking Vegas.
>>687555003
Only bad thing i see is that its bf or whatever seems to only want his dick sucked and doesnt care for tiger kid
I return
>>687555417
Not necessarily, he's just bad at expressing himself. Anyway, I wouldn't mind the relationship they have.
>>687555356
This intrigues me
welcome back dawn
^^
hello back return
>>687556447
sup
>>687555356
Couldnt find anything on google besides its just a big furfag fest for furry artist when do they fuck lol
>>687556520
I have
an alcohol
>>687556593
Nothing. Just tired.
Got some PS1 games today.
>>687556652
I have a few of those, though I dont think Ill be having them, what are you having?
spy kids 3d was the shit
>>687556616
That's probably the best description of it. It's not so much a con as much as it is just a multi-day party held in Vegas (and Florida sometimes). Some really wealthy donors pay for most of it out of pocket.
>>687556869
goose summertime kolsch from goose island
>>687556946
that movie terrified me
>>687556750
What'd you get?
>>687556946
all i remember about spy kids were the weird thumb soldiers from the first movie
>>687557016
I don't remember it being scary
>>687557083
fuck that shit
>>687557140
did you ever see sharkboy and lavagirl
>>687557055
Final Fantasy tactic and Rayman stick out the most.
>>687557084
or the first movie, I dunno, I only saw one
the fucking people being transformed into monsters was the worst shit
>>687557233
Taylor Lautner didn't catch my eye until we both turned 18.
>>687557233
i refused because it's a spy kids ripoff
i didn't think it was possible to make a ripoff of your own movie, but that's literally what it is
>>687557339
i don't remember this
maybe i should watch it again
>>687557016
good choice, want to play CSGO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InF_hl157Co
>>687557083
I remember the girl flying using her ponytail as a propeller.
>>687557461
I don't mix games and alcohol any more
you gotta ask me earlier in the day, that's when I play games the most
>>687557453
I think that and the weird Michael Meyers Cat in the Hat movie are the only movies that my mom ever actually forced me to watch.
I remember she told me that I could either sit through my grandpa's funeral ceremony or watch cat in the hat.
So I went to a con for the first time last weekend.
how can i better cope with the fact that i'll never be an anthropomorphic animal and I'll never love/fuck an anthropomorphic animal? this is seriously starting to depress me. should i just kill myself?
>>687558179
grow the fuck up
>>687558179
same here dood. Ya suicide sounds good. Start a pact?
>>687557911
I know, I am the worst
but neither my knuckles nor my wall can take the abuse
>>687558179
yeah
>>687558179
If it really bothers you that much I suppose the only thing you can do is become as close to it as you can and suit up.
>>687558301
i'm down. i've always thought that the best way to commit suicide is to try to sneak into area 51. worst case scenario we die, which is what we want anyway.
best case scenario we find some qt aliens and seduce them.
also i can think of quite a few horror movies that remade themselves like 7 times
>>687558179
Get into real life guys. It shouldn't be difficult, they can be pretty fucking attractive.
>>687558315
if you learn how to dress your hands with wrap as if you were boxing, youd be dandy.
and lol, did you break your knuckles or something?
>>687558759
no, but I have bruised them terribly
the wall at my old apartment had a bunch of bloodstains on it
so I don't mix games and alcohol any more
why you gotta vanish mid conversation
>>687557237
Sounds fun
>>687559101
im going to get you hockey gloves or kick boxing gloves so you can drink and play games at the same time.
My friend who is a boxer always has broken hands, though I dont know anyone who would punch walls.
Ive seen someone punch through a door though.
>>687559427
that would be lovely
>>687559268
Kinda
So what are you up to?
oh hey duke is on
get your duke on
yes yes
>>687559629
what size hands do you have?
duke is [spoiler]cute[/spoiler]
>>687560029
small
oh, my arms are all sunburned
that's what I get for going outside
my arms are all freezing
that's what i get for getting out of blankets
>>687560497
kids or adult?
You should go back outside again tomorrow.
>>687560950
Where you live?
>>687561186
mexico
>>687561034
uh
adult, I imagine
I can't think of a good reason to though
I resurrected the ichi folder
>>687561896
youre a fan of the dirty blackhawks arent you though
congratulations
so you finished up osomatsu today huh. now you're playing the same waiting game as the rest of us now.
I thought this was supposed to be a g/fur thread. Was I mistaken ?
This was a gfur thread?
>>687561298
o. Whats the temperature at night?
>>687562060
only by assoiation
+c
>>687562424
a bajillion degrees
>>687562313
yes
>>687562615
we can get you these, they ought to be good enough
>>687562945
celsium even
>>687563138
I dunno if those will allow me enough manual dexterity
>>687563158
make terrance check his snapchat more
>>687563470
I don't chat with him or use snapchat
>>687563285
youll be fine, broken in hockey gloves have good dexterity. I would be more worried about not pressing 4 different keys at the same time when you want to type.
>>687562945
Damn and you still cold and need a blanket? I wouldnt mind someone to snuggle with right now, no homo
>>687563591
use your ethnic allure
>>687563623
that is exactly what I am worried about, though
everyone could check their snapchat a little more often
>>687563792
iunno he just stopped messaging me
>>687564037
he messages me still
i should tell him that he's cute more often
>why you gotta vanish mid conversation
I switched computers and forgot what tabs I had open sry
terrance is such a cute
>>687564169
fascinating
>>687559839
Trying out warframe
>>687563917
I am sure you will manage, do you want a hockey stick too?
>he has tabs other than 4chan at any given moment
what a nerd
>>687564413
no thank you
I'm no good at hockey
hey hands off my husbando
terrance has been my bb like forever
i'll bring out the short jokes
i swear to god
go ahead tbh
>>687551950
Africans are closely related to apes.
" The p- and q-arm breakpoints of the inversions in PTR XVI and GGO XVI were found to occur at slightly different locations, consistent with their independent origin. Further, FISH studies of the homologous chromosomal regions in macaque and orangutan revealed that the region represented by HSA BAC RP11-696P19, which spans the inversion breakpoint on HSA 16q11-12, was derived from the ancestral primate chromosome homologous to HSA 1." http://genome.cshlp.org/content/15/9/1232.short
http://genome.cshlp.org/content/13/7/1619.short
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16140991
http://www.karger.com/Article/Abstract/80819
http://truenewsusa.blogspot.nl/2014/06/blacks-africans-genetically-closer-to.html
And if you know that africans are the early step in evolutionhttp://www.genomica.uaslp.mx/Research/PhylogramColour.jpg
And we all originate from apeshttps://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/primate_family_tree.png
You know africans are in fact closer to apes as is , it is very logical.
no need for such a short temper
I just want more
demos the insult has to apply to the person you're insulting
>>687564529
we will start you off with shinny then
Anyway, I need sleep, night freklz
no need for such a short temper, EISEN.
demos the insult has to apply to the person you're insulting.
i just wanted to make the joke
i could tell
i'll think of a good one hold on
ha ha
eisen's short
>>687565313
dunno what that is
cute pic also
night lovely
ok
eisen's fun sized and adorable and i want to carry him
he IS short
and he'll NEVER be taller because now he's an adult
it'll be really funny in his middle age
not necessarily to both parts of that second half
he'll be one of those weird short old men
and people will point and laugh from afar
You were born just in time to fight in the international class war, and to free humanity from the value-form and wage-labor.
he'll be like danny devito
and everybody will subconsciously take him no more seriously than they take danny devito
it doesn't matter if you accept it or not it doesnt make it any less true
>>687566201
holy shit that's almost too mean
>freklz thinks i'm gonna be a movie star
o-omg
>>687551950
Africans are closely related to apes.
" The p- and q-arm breakpoints of the inversions in PTR XVI and GGO XVI were found to occur at slightly different locations, consistent with their independent origin. Further, FISH studies of the homologous chromosomal regions in macaque and orangutan revealed that the region represented by HSA BAC RP11-696P19, which spans the inversion breakpoint on HSA 16q11-12, was derived from the ancestral primate chromosome homologous to HSA 1." http://genome.cshlp.org/content/15/9/1232.short
http://genome.cshlp.org/content/13/7/1619.short
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16140991
http://www.karger.com/Article/Abstract/80819
http://truenewsusa.blogspot.nl/2014/06/blacks-africans-genetically-closer-to.html
And if you know that africans are the early step in evolutionhttp://www.genomica.uaslp.mx/Research/PhylogramColour.jpg
And we all originate from apeshttps://kevishere.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/primate_family_tree.png
You know africans are in fact closer to apes as is , it is very logical.
"star"
>>687566356
almost
star
>>687566595
is there anyone less cute than danny devito
imagine the hell of never being cute
yeah it would suck if i weren't cute
eisen prove you're cute
>>687566802
I can't imagine it
I think I would die
>someday you'll be old and not cute and you'll look in the mirror and feel shame and regret
demos, how cute am i
fuck off
>>>>>HEARSAY EVIDENCE
>>687567113
you can be a cute old person still
it's just not the physical kind
now now
no now
>>687567261
I'm going to lose my hair one day and I dread it
nice meme
complimenting my memes won't make me spill the beans on your cuteness
which i already spoke on earlier
Glad to see nothing has changed
>>687567544
I am too
I am indistingushable from my dad when he was 22
my dad was indistinguishable from my grandpa when HE was 22
they're both bald as all hell
I need to grow my hair out and dress like a woman while I still can
thanks dev
thanks dev
>>687568001
>>687567913
it'll be okay
>>687568132
I can only hope so
tfw optimal looking-like-a-girl window rapidly closing
>>687568371
i'll always think of you as a cute girl
anyways i'd give eisen's cuteness a decent to strong 9
personality a 7
>>687568546
what if we meet up irl and you experience my masculine voice and facial hair firsthand
>>687568636
that's not PROOF
fuck i forgot to add image
>>687568656
i already have pictures of it and have heard you
besides we can just turn the lights off
Glad to see nothing has changed
shut up dev
>>687568770
o rite
also >///<
also height a strong 5.2
>>687568690
i don't want to embarrass anyone
>>687568900
do it anyway
i have no allies anymore
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