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Posts containing jokes will get more pics. Dubs/trips get webms.
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>>687460581
nice tits
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>>687460581
>Posts containing jokes
my life
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Check em. Ass hole pics please
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>>687460581
Why did they shoot the gorilla when there was a perfectly healthy black boy to aim at?
That's worth the whole photo set.
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>>687460849
Fine by me. Also, one of my fave pics of her.
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Whats the difference between a childrens hospital and an isis hideout?
Nothing i just fly the drone
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I hope ur not a trap
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>>687460581
knock knock...
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>>687461101
Kek
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>>687461106
Good joke. We all know you like a trap.
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>>687461009
I chuckled. Here ya go.
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>>687460849
>post containing jokes
Op life
Be a bro and post
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>>687461101
Hell's gates open as my laughter echoes throughout the room. Gratz.
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>>687460581
Anyone checked the timestamp?
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>>687460581

Why did the grape eat the shoe? Because it was palpable!
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>>687460581
19/10/2011. Nice Try Faggot.
You may fool the other weeabs here but not me.
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>>687460581
A vegan, an athiest, and a feminist walk in to a bar.

They told everyone within two minutes.
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Forgot to mention that I've got around 100 pics of her, so your post number will actually define which pic I post. How convenient!

>>687461264
You could have used that post for an actual joke, thanks for the bump though.

>>687461634
It's called nostalgia, mate.
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What's the difference between Paul walker and my computer, I care when my computer crashes
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>>687460581

>BRCHAN 2011

WTF Dr. Emmett "Doc" Brown!
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>>687461845
Keep up the dark humor.
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Opeia Brchan, old but gold
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A Rabi and a Priest are walking down the street and they see a 12 year old boy bending over to pick up a quarter.
The Priest says "we should fuck that kid"
The Rabi looks confused and asks "Fuck him out of what? The quarter?"
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>>687462353
I chuckled.
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>>687462027
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid feminists can't change anything
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If a black miner steals something.does it make him a rubble digger double nigger?
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>>687462544
Checked. I'd upload the webm, but 4chan doesn't allow webms with audio. How can I mute this shit?
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Why are niggers such good dancers?
Dodging a coat hanger for 9 months
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>>687462491
What is it. Red and spins around ?
Newborn baby in a blender
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>>687462958
If you post it on /gif you can use sound
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>>687463091
Old but gold. Wow, you actually got one of the non-nudes!
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How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Bit of both, this is a rape.
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>>687463610
Took me a while, feels dumb man.
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>>687460581
Why do niggers wear baggy pants? Because their knee grows.
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>>687463776
Cute.

Still trying to post >>687462958 's webm, but still can't figure that audio shit out.
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How many niggers do you need to paint a wall red?

It depends how hard you smash them against it...
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>>687463940
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>>687464230
Ouch.
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Rollin for webm
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>>687464334
I'm here for the jokes tbh.
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>>687464045
I said before post to /gif and it'll let you post with sound
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What do you call a flying Jew?

Smoke.
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>>687464814
Im here for the webm tbh
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>>687465173
No need, I figured it out.
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>>687465381
Moar
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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
A black man can't feed a family of four.
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>>687460581
How many policemen does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he tripped.
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Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free
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A nigger and a spic jump off from the empire state building. Who hits the ground first?


Answer : The spic, because the nigger has to stop on the way to spray-paint 'motherfucker' on the wall.
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>>687465301
Close call.

>>687465650
Passable.
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How does a Jewish pedophile kidnap children?
"Hey kids, wanna buy some candy?"
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Why do dumb blondes have deep belly buttons?
Dumb blondes have dumb boyfriends
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>>687460581
I like my women like I like my coffee
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>>687465959
Submerged in boiling water
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>>687465959
Bitter...?
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>>687465959
Imported?
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>>687465959
roasted, ground and kept in the freezer?
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>>687465898
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How do black women know when they're pregnant? Because once they pull the tampon out the cottons all picked
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A guy told me "I fucked a doctor once..."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. She makes big money now. Top specialist in her field."
"How'd you nail her?"
"Well, she wasn't a doctor then. Still in school. But she is now, so it counts."
"Bullshit. No it doesn't!"
"Why not?"
"Try this on: I fucked an 18 year old once. She wasn't 18 when I fucked her, she was still in school, but she's 18 now, so it counts."
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>>687465959
without morals?
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>>687465959
In a plastic cup
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>>687465959
freshly ground?
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>>687465959
Strong and black
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>>687465959
Without a penis?
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>>687466108
My favorite.
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>>687466227
Kek
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>>687460581
Here's some Jewish gold "A twin-engine passenger plane has an engine failure and the altitude and speed are decreasing rapidly.
The pilot speaks over the intercom .... "I'm sorry it has come to this ladies and gentlemen, but unfortunately we are going to have to jettison the luggage
in order for the aircraft to remain airborne ".

Baggage is thrown out but still the plane's altitude continues to decrease. Once again the pilot gets on the intercom, "I hate to do
this folks but in order to save the majority we are going to have to start off-loading some passengers. The only fair way is to do this
Alphabetically, so we'll start with the letter 'A’".

"Africans? Are there any Africans on board?" There was no answer so the pilot calls, "Black people, are there any black people on
board?"
Again silence.

" C - coloured people? Are there any coloured people on board?"

Still there is silence.

A little black boy sitting near the rear of the plane turned to his mother and said, "Mum, ain't we African? Ain't we black? Ain't we coloured?"

She replied, "Yes, son but for the moment we is Niggers. Let them do the Muslims first. If that don't work we is Zulus"......
"
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>>687466452
Extra points for effort.
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Why did hitler kill himself?
He opened his gas bill
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That is one cute pussy!
geddit? pussy is another for cat.
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>>687460581
Rollin
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>>687465381
do other webms exist?
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Whats worse than holocaust? 6 million jews
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Why do women get periods?

Because they fucking deserve it.
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>>687467312
Pic number 12 already got, here's 13. By the way, the note says "Anons, if you've got ideas for pics, tell me/show me and I'll do them on the next set."
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>>687467762
Eww. At least you get one of the coolest pics!

>>687467739
I've prepared my top 3, but there are like 10 or so. Some are quite similar though.
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Webms check em
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>>687468229
nice.
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Rawl
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What's the difference between jesus and a painting of jesus? It only takes one nail to put up the painting.
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>>687469352
52 already got, here's 51!
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>>687469632
Dumbass me forgot to add pic.
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Rollin'
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Whats the best part of an isis joke? The execution.
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>>687470773
Nice. This joke actually works in my language as well!
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>>687465650
Fuck man. The 1970s called. They want their jokes back.
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upload the webms op
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A man walks into a lobrary asking for a book on suicide. The librarian tells him "fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
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>>687471515
Well played.

>>687471658
get dubs or trips anon
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>>687471667
You guys are experts in getting these clothed pictures, that's incredible.
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>>687460581
Your time stamp is for October 19th, of whatever year.
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>>687472583
>implying it's OP
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