How black are you?

>>687362615
Is there any criteria?

How many cups do you have?

>>687362861
All of them, jealous nigger

Que tal narices, negrito resentido

>>687362172
How much are hookers in your town?

>>687363169
Seguro sos un buzo boliviano, la concha de tu madre

>>687362172
por que odias a mexico ?

>>687363332
Dunno

>>687362172
Are you guys like commie Cubans who sell their daughters?If so, how much for your sudaca sister? I will visit Buenos Aires in July

>>687363406
Si son re piolas

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>>687363502
>Implying Cubans are not commies

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>>687363332
I am from Buenos Aires
A top quality purest cocaine eight ball is around 3000$ with is around 230 dollars.
A model tier latina for a whole night is about 4000$ with is 300 dollars or so.

>>687363729
Kicillof 2019 fuera macri

>>687362172
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>687363906
Shhh no atraigas a los extranjeros

>>687364234
Quiero mostrar que no es tan barato
En colombia me hay minas mucho mas lindas y mejor falopa por 100 dolares la noche el paquete completo con habitacion incluida
Argentina es una mierda en todo :)

>>687364180
k

>>687364520
Argentina libero a tu país de los españoles ;)

>>687362172
Are you a cute boy?

>>687362172
Did you ever get that blowjob from your mom?

>>687362172
Why does your money have a fat woman on it?

>>687363332
you can fuck a hooker for for 50 dolars and traps are cheaper, they make discounts if you are not ugly or old, one time a tranny sucks my cock and my other 2 friensd cock for 6 dolars

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>>687364680

>>687364904
No

>>687362172
Why is there a potato on your money?
Also Falklands, how much did that suck and when do you want to get an ass whooping again?

>>687362172
>Argentine boi

sorry but if you're not DAT boi, you're a nobody. go away.

Dejen de venir a México para terminar trabajando como meseros puta madre

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>>687364911
Why not?
>911

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>>687364180
Argentina on suicide watch

>>687364948
50 dolares donde? en la villa? una buena puta no baja de los 4000, despues que se pueda negociar es otra cosa, pero arranca en eso

Half-argentine here:

1. Best thing to eat at an asado?

2. Argentine or Argentinian?

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>>687364180

>>687365112
That "war" was just a distraction made by the dictator at the time so I don't really care

>>687364662
UN argentino. argentina no hizo nada

>>687365471
1.Matambre
2. Both I think

1. ¿Mitad que sos?

>>687365471
Entraña
Argentinian

>>687365565
Bolivar y San Martin, ya e ya

>>687365565
>>687365872
Al pedo si hubieramos sido colonia Inglesa o Española estariamos mucho mejor

OP, what is your name? I know someone who knows people in Argentina and since the world is small, who know, it may even be you.
I'm from Poland.

>>687365551
So why are you people still upset about not owning those islands?

>>687366053
Nobody gives a fuck about those islands and we love England, Argentina vs England in football is a classic.
Argentinians are actually ashamed to say they are latins, they picture themselves as direct sons of Europeans (mostly Italians or Spaniards with is pretty much truth) so Argentina might be one of the less nationalism countries ever, nobody is proud to be an Argentinean and nobody gives a shit about Falklands.

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>>687366023
So you think being economically dependent of other countries without having the actual will of doing thinks without repression and shit?

>>687366490
doing thinks? whaaat learn english or talk your sudaca spanish nigga

>>687366483
I am proud of being Argentinian
>>687366053
Some people hate England because they took the Falklands, tried to invade Argentina twice and because of the war.

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PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS

>>687366788
>>687366043

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>>687362172
que tal siguen las fiestas en pacha de bs as ???

>>687365396
>>687365396
a cuantos cabarulos fuistes ? arrancan en ese precio

El campo o el gobierno?

>>687366790
>PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS PORTEÑOS PUTOS

>>687367270
Don't know, don't care

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OP linyera

>>687367857
Pobre de mierda

>>687364180
Argentina BTFO

>>687366678
Bueno, ¿pensás que seria mejor ser dependientes económica y políticamente de las monarquías que tener soberanía propia? If so, kys

Does anyone here from Argentina know anyone in Poland?

>>687367857

Nowaday you can't buy shit with that, pal.

>>687368238
Ño

>>687365112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJU5x67Sz1o

>>687368438
>Be 2016
>C5N
>"La luz está a 2 millones"
>Cambiemos.jpg

>>687364180
RIP argies

>>687363017
what does jealous mean?

Is anyone watching gran hermano?

>>687368653

Don't worry anon, Mirtha is going to save us. Just you wait.

>>687369114
Yes

>>687362172
Quién mató a Nisman?

what the fuck is a feminist streetlight?

Is it true that you can earn a living in Argentina by installing Windows for people?

>>687366483
the fact that you guys are so cocky of thinking you have european roots makes it even worse mate, you are not european, you are just a dirty piece of shit latin, so am i but atleast i dont go around saying im 1/20 spaniard or something like those made up genders of tumblr

>>687370146
yes

>>687370598
That's cool, easy cash.

Pelé >>>>> maradona

why are you still buttmad about the Falklands?

>>687371208
you can even tell people that some shit is broken inside and make them pay a lot more, they believe everything you say blindly if you are a "technician"

>>687371805
Nah, this is something I wouldn't do, but still it's nice that having so basic /g/ skills you can earn some cash. In Poland everybody knows how to do such basic stuff, so you have to do a lot more to earn any cash by doing computer related work.

>>687365817
alto kek

>>687362615
KEK

How is Macri's rule? Is he better than the lunatic Kirchner or not?

>>687372021
we're all pieces of shit here, almost everyone does that

>>687363906
Dónde?
Purest = existe eso acá?
4k = no es muy barato?

>>687372919
a cual le entra Moria si no es de la más pura

>>687372895
I heard awesome stories about living in Argentina, that people have Marijuana gardens, pools in their homes, that inflation is so high, everybody takes credits and buy things because soon the money won't be worth anything, that people ale chill, positive and happy, that you can be a tech guy and basically live from doing easy things and many more. I think Argentina may be cool as fuck, I know it has it's own problems, but the atmosphere there seems dope.

>>687364180
Muchas letras, poco cerebro...sueltate el pito para escribir crackerwanker...escribes rápido...se ve que nadie te quiere..

>>687373186
i personally love argentina, the people here is awesome, we're all friends until we talk about football or politics. Of course it has downsides, there's a lot of robbery, and they probably kill you after they steal anything you have, even your shoes

>>687362172
En castellano por favor...no des carne a esos crackeros colorados...

OP here faggots
Boca o River?

>>687362172
Is it true that apples are readily available in Argentina? I mean like you can just go to store, and there they are, for sale?

>>687374371
This is exactly what I heard, but I also heard that if you don't behave like an idiot wearing expensive gear on you and having your ID card with you (copy is ok), then you may be ok.
And I heard that people are very friendly and enjoy spending time together, having fun.
This is nice, in Poland everybody is quite serious, not as serious as in Germany, but we indeed are "serious and sad slavs".

Sos de cordoba quliado?

>>687374454
Deportivo Riestra

>>687374580
What do you mean?

>>687362172
¿Tiras la goma?

>>687374699
Probably the nazis

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Español aca,como se siente ser nuestros hijitos putos?

>>687365565
Yeah.

>>687364904
Who doesn't?

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>>687375067

>>687365471
Fuckin vacío con chorizo casero m8 shit is cash

I WANT OP TO SUCK MY CHURRO

>>687375067
Perdon yo no soy hijo de putos racista de mierda.

Macri o Kirchner?

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>>687364180
JAJAAJAJAJ excelente

>>687366678
Jajajajaja says the fat neckbeard who barely talk one language

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FLASHATE CON ESTOS DUBS AMIGO

>>687374699
We do almost everywhere with friends, laughing and doing shit. For me, at least, its like this
They will rob you and kill you just by looking at your face. If you look like a rich boy, a "cheto", then you are an easy target

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>>687374797
I mean you can like go to the store any time, and say, "my good man, I wish to purchase some of your finest apples today." And then they bag them up take your money, and you leave with a bag of apples in hand, and a smile on your face. You do know how commerce works, right?

Traga leche?

>>687375657
La cagaste hermano

>>687375388
Cruda realidad,rediez.
joder que somos unos pijos ignorantes, y eso que nos quejamos de los vascos.

>>687375765
Oh yeah, sorry, it's just that I didn't understood your question.
Yeah that's how it goes, it isn't like that over there in *insert country*?

>>687369532
> la crusti
>investigación
>eliminarevidencia.jpj
>nisman nismeado
Kek

>>687375787
Why?

>>687375657
Estaba trolliando y soy Argentino
La cagaste

>>687372778
Macrisama is literally a god who will make anime real. Also, kill all zurditos (commies).

>>687375657
Porque racista?

>>687369532
lo suicidaron

>>687375757
Are you afraid of living in Argentina? Would you like to move out, because it's dangerous?

>>687376251
go back to taringa

>>687376251
>says communism is the same as keynesianism

>>687376163
Hijos de puta y la re puta madre que los re parió
Que jodido que es estar acá, entre matufias y la concha de su madre

>>687376251
JAJAJAJAJAJ macrisama
Que hijo de puta, escupir todo el jugo

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Vamo arshentina che

>>687376369
Depende en que parte vivas

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>>687365817
kek en su maxima expresion

>>687376415
Bardeaste mal lince, ahora vas a tener que pedir perdón de rodillas hermano

No dejen que muera el hilo, aun no insulto lo suficiente a estos negros hijos de puta ladrones de oxigeno

>>687376599
Depends on the part you live in? I understand that, cool.

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Che al menos llegamos a la.final del mundial

>>687376965
No fue penal

>>687375657
caer por esa b8, me avergonzas forro

>>687376937
Where are you from m8,do you speak Spanish?

>>687377107
/thread

Linces, compañeros, boludos, forros, putos, pelotudos, mogolicos, tenemos que combatir a los yanquis estos y los robaislas, propongo una revolucion en cuatrochan. quien esta conmigo? :v

>>687376000
Oh man I wish, but not in Alabama.

>>687377128
I'm from Poland, I don't speak spanish, but my gf taught me the necessary basics:
Te quiero amor, vamos mierda adelante chupa me la pija!

She's crazy.

>>687377317
>Alabama is a country
How is it then?

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>>687377270
dios es peor de lo que imaginabamos

>>687377270
Al toke prro

>>687377270
Te acompaño hasta el averno mi negrito, coordina el raid, propongo una fuerte dosis de memes del comandante y que picardias

>>687376369
i like it here, its upsides and downsides, im used to really agressive niggers, robbery, murder, its our everyday life.
A lot of people here hates Argentina, but i dont understand why. I think they are the people who just dont feel things like the football, the mates with friends, a choripan or a fernet

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>>687362615
as a chilean i approve this joke

>>687377444
vuelvanse a su agujero taringueros

>>687376171
Mas bien, lokita.....

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>>687377344
Argentina/10

>>687377344
Jajaja she sounds like a great girl I'm happy for you fam, so she is from Argentina?

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>>687375739

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Che nos envidian porque somos blancos

How does it feel knowing that literally everyone hates you because you people are little arrogant, cocky fucks?

>>687377444
Una blitzkieg Argenta

>>687377597
Heee, vas a tener que pedir perdón de rodillas hermano

>>687377492
i agree, but it's not THAT heavy, i mean you may get robbed, but to die and that shit it's just too unrealistic, te lo dice alguien que vivio en muchos lugares diferentes de buenos aires y capital

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>>687377827
esta bien pero si te revindicas con buenos memes

>>687377787
Seeee empiecen otro hilo

>>687377444
Y july3p

SE CERRO LA VOTACION DEL GRAN HERMANO! dsadASDF A

>>687377830
Acá en zona liberada ya no te piden ni la hora, te pelan chumbo y cagaste

>>687376937
Just aswer him stupid dumbfuck.

>>687377942
Empeza y manda el zelda negro

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>>687377930
Meme master es mi segundo nombre mijo

>>687377998
>gran hermano
Suicidate

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Fun fact: Argentina is the only country in the world where possession of CP is legal

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Arshentina is whiteeeee

>>687377492
I think that some people can't live happily knowing about the dangers, while some others can not concentrate on it and be happy.

>>687377561
No baits here, bro.

>>687377640
Thanks

>>687377643
She's also polish, but lived in Argentina for 2 years and has some good friends there. That's why I asked if anyone knows someone from Poland. I always do that when I see Argentina threads. She's great and we're really a good pair, doing many things together and shit. It's fun to be with her. We like mexican food and she told me about churros and then how you can say
>Chupa mi churro
(I may have write it wrong)
and other cool things about south america and Argentina.

>>687378078
I don't live in Argentina mierda!

>>687378131
Tell that to my uncle

>>687378131
Posta vieja? Que piola que soy menor

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>>687378131
as an evil chilean i aprrove this dangerous joke

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>>687378250
Kek

>>687377856
Black Hebrew Israelites

>>687378184
You know the rules, tits or GTFO
>Apuesto que esta bien buena

>>687378184
Tell her:
"En el cielo las estrellas, en el campo el alambrado, y en el medio de tu culo, mi chorizo colorado"

>>687378184
Oh that's nice anon, and you writed churros very well

>>687378331
La vendiste

>>687378131
caldo de pollo?

>>687368238
Im from Buenos Aires, whole family is polish

>>687378504
bumpeando

>>687378331
Weon culiao, me explicas el chiste? Realmente no lo entendí

>>687378619
shi

es peligroso para caminar en buenos aires?

>>687378647
De casualidad vivís en flores, o sos de atlanta?

>>687378530
This, tell her exactly this anon, shits cash