Depressed Oldfag here. Been on /b/ since about 2008. Pretending to need to poop in
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Depressed Oldfag here. Been on /b/ since about 2008. Pretending to need to poop in the bathroom just to avoid my bitch wife. Entertain me with the last pic you saved no matter what it is
live your life, if you are unhappy in your marriage end it
>>687348252
greentext the story plz. People who are living like you only reinforce my ideals not to get married. I'd rather be lonely with my dog instead of being lonely with a succubus
>>687348604
I feel like I'm this little niglet.
>>687348664
MODS MODS MODS, CP ALERT
>>687348252
>2008
>oldfag
>>687348252
>Pretending to need to poop in the bathroom just to avoid my bitch wife.
>>687348789
wat?
>>687348252
Do you jerk off when you're in the bathroom? I do this too. I get away from her and just come on /b/
Picture of gf
>>687348664
> normal dude
> do all the right shit
> get married, pussy is da bomb
> things get stale
> I still wanna fuck, she's always tired
> welcome to married life.
> stay single my friends.
>>687348867
>2008
>oldfag
it's 2016 so i think that qualifies.
I am ashamed
>>687349204
got kids? either way you should get out. Marriage is for how long you can manage. But divorce, divorce is forever
DO IT FAGGOT. reclaim your life
>>687348677
Awesome based Anon
Your sense of balance will never equal this
Bravo
>>687349327
>>687348867
>>687348252
I am using 4chan since 1998, you fuckers are the newfags
>>687348252
>2008
Fuck off faggot.
>>687349320
Omfg, I wish I could have used that for my original post file. That's me every day
>>687349327
You never get to see true oldfags, such is the rule. By that reasoning I'm an antediluvianfag
>>687349517
>I am using 4chan since 1998, you fuckers are the newfags
>>687349425
That's a tiny dick guys thing
>>687348252
>Pretending to need to poop in the bathroom just to avoid my bitch wife.
Not married but do this with my live-in gf.
>why do you always poop when I get home from work?
Same reason I now take 30 minute showers.
>>687349829
>>687349425
>>inb4: i know because i am
>>687348790
But is the pussy good?
>>687348252
just saved it
Opie here.
I love you all.
You are my happiness these days.
It is sad and beautiful at the same time.
>>687349701
get a mistress
>>687349964
>>687348790
moar
>>687349983
so glad I didn't move in with my gf of 4 yrs. She's found herself a nice beta and is trying to get kids with him, can hardly contain my sides when I think of it
>>687349722
>You never get to see true oldfags
Oldfag is subjective i guess.
I've been around since about 2008 and seeing how much has changed it makes one feel like an Oldfag.
Don't get me wrong it's always sucked as the saying goes. But thinking about the type of shit posted back in the day as opposed to now. The mentality and infection of your more normal types has had an effect for sure.
>>687349996>>687350001
That is you m8
>>687348252
>>687349983
post pics of these broads
>>687348789
It's very visible by the hemorrhoids she's above age newfag
>>687348252
sauce?
>>687348252
Not nearly oldfag enough
>>687349862
Oh my
Lost
>>687350224
>beta
The type with jism so watery it's a miracle they ever breed?
>>687350749
been here for way too long myself
>>687350112
In this economy?
>>687348252
>>687349983
What the fuck anons. Just dump them... Wives or not. Life's too short to obey this social constructionism. I'm about to dump mine despite I love her, she became so fucking boring and uncompromising.
>>687351053
the type who doesn't get any female attention until he's 30 and has disposable income. i'm not even mad, she was starting to fatten up anyway. I may have loved and lost but at least I had her in her prime, now he can deal with her newfound identity of a (soon to be single) mom
>>687350076
This. Or a cheap whore.
Don't you have drinking buddies or something? Get a group going.
>>687351734
Oh shit wadup
>>687350449
I'ma pretend this actually happened bc it made me happy
>>687352052
Look at the mammarys on her
>>687350493
K
>>687351340
I left her recently. It's not that easy, I'm depleting my bank account with the court battle.
>>687352111
that guy in the blue chequered shirt in the background seems to be really enjoying himself
>>687348252
Dude, I do the same thing. She thinks I take a shit that long. Fucking life.
>>687352019
>9gag watermark
Kill yourself useless fucking mongloid
>>687352222
right breh. here is another. Hope your day is going better. don't kill your wife op
>>687348252
I want a fucking airplane...
last saved related
>>687352131
Winrar
>>687352073
fucking topkek troll
>>687351141
lost
>>687352289
You can relate!
>>687348913
armhair + fucked up post surgery nipples
>>687350192
Good luck. I'm pretty sure it's fake.
>>687352679
Love Arya x
Opie here.
I love you all.
You are my happiness these days.
It is sad and beautiful at the same time.
My own tits. Shit. Also I'm disgustingly interested in your life as a green text, OP. Post it. Entertain us.
>>687349287
tidebond is shit
This one always makes me smile
I just sat down to do the same thing, bro. I tell her I'm constipated - which I am.
>>687348252
>>687349204
You gotta live your life somehow dude. Don't waste it away with some crappy wife being depressed
>>687350778
Ah Critters. Childhood memories. Also Neelix from Star Trek Voyager is in it. Here is my last saved image.
>>687352919
Timestamp you cunt
Who was that grill in high school that you always wanted to fuck but never got the chance to?
>>687348604
End life or marriage or both? Which one first?
THRUST VECTORING OWNS THE SKY! THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSS ZERO-STYLE!
See???
Not a single anon asked for more pics
Even you faggots don't get boners over my wife.
smh, where's my 9? Time to end it
>>687350749
I know the guy from the picture
>>687351141
kek
>>687352111
the name of the restaurant likely sums up how she manages all her relationships.
.......
>>687350749
who dat gurl doh bruh anyone remember little viky
>>687352239
You did the right thing. Don't worry about the fucking money, the fucking banks and the fucking lawyers. Everything's gonna be alright. Aim high.
Listen to some Henry Rollins speech.
>>687353185
your mum
This
>>687352919
Where's the fucking timestamp you stupid cunt??
>>687353218
Do the latter and you can do both at the same time.
Here you go
>>687348252
Is that the warbgrgle pussy skydiver chick
>>687353000
It's not " post something that makes you smile" it's "post your last saved pic"
Leme guess. Cheese Pizza
>>687348913
Am i the only one who sees the thumbnail for this and then thinks:
"Damn that trap has a huge penis"
think she'll lick clam in prison?
>>687353251
Have the same fucking useless midwtf at home, so do not need pics.
>>687348252
>Oldfag
>2008
You are objectively a newfag.
>>687353450
Dat gurl be now like 30
>>687354089
or get shanked.
>>687349204
May be you are boring.
>>687351722
Harris no way you a walsallite?
>>687354183
SHeeeeeeyt niguh eyel pass on dat
i feel you OP my dukes last 45 min. twice a day.
>>687354494
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn 5/7
>>687354320
Routine kills.
>>687352073
Race baiting fuckers
>>687352919
Please no more
>>687348252
aright here you go, have a nice marriage
>>687350112
There's a mini head getting out of her head
>>687352052
Would suck/10
>>687352222
Yeah but look at the quads
>>687353462
The whole process is just such a drag. Spent 5k on the lawyer, 2k on new suits.
Thanks anon
>>687351783
Lmao getting old sucks. If you go out the bitches want to go to. Than you get to see your buddy with his bitch and he acts like a complete faggot so she doesn't get pissed off.
>>687348790
shoopedred
>>687352222
The gods have spoken. Just look at mammaries, you all.
>>687351141
Lmfao
Post
>>687355436
last one sadly
eris morn for you fam
>>687348252
sorry bout your bitch wife.
>>687352426
I would not be hiding in my bathroom from my wife if she had breasts like this. I would be feeding off of them.
>>687353404
that hurts to look at
>>687355605
why do you fucking niggers keep saying "fam"?
>>687355954
Facebook and black people
>>687355954
You ain't my fam, fam
>>687348790
No its not, I've seen worse,
figure I'll contribute the last thing I saved, sorry bout your shitty life OP
>>687348252
Fuck that bitch, man.
>>687349327
Been here since 2001. Good times.
>>687355671
That's badass.
saved
>>687350398
Sick magazine bro
>>687355776
That's not his wife, you fool.
>>687354494
I would chew on that ass!!!
>>687355954
Why are you so angry fam?
> 2008
> Oldfag
No sir. You're a newfag. Oldfag ended in 2007. Luckily for me I'm a 06 oldfag. So fuck off newfag.
>>687352111
who is this?
>>687356127
Opie here. Thanks. I love sheep.
Shit just happened
>>687356441
Have you seen
>>687355775
> i call my cat "faggot"
> one time he knocked something over
> i yelled "YOU FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER, IL KILL YOU"
> cops arrived
> they were white
> had a good laugh and went on about our lives
> being white and not a nigger
> pic related
>>687355775
Yo ....
>>687355954
I started saying it ironically as a joke towards niggers. Now it's unfortunately become part of my vocabulary.
>>687355181
I repeat, money will flow as nothing happened. Thing is: you need good friends to laugh about this, now and in 10 years. That's way more important.
>>687356069
fucking facebook, thanks for taking the question seriously.
>>687351141
omg
>>687356903
that's unfortunate
>>687348252
>>687348913
Never understood what the fuss about Mia Khalifa is..
>>687357031
ayoooo! I'd lick her butthole in a heartbeat
>>687348252
Dude, source?
>>687357249
It looks like she's wearing a fucking diaper under those shorts.
>>687356249
i can never tell where this joke ends
>>687356152
Sadly that's not the best way to cook steak.... But w/e
>>687357369
Some kind of Muslim fetish I think. Her nipples are gross.
>>687351141
Lost top fucking kek anon
>>687357550
I'd change her diaper, if you know what I'm saying.
This....
here is the last couple of pictures I saved/took
>>687351722
I live here and see this on the bus everyday. Walsall 4chan rules ! And sucks because so does Walsall
>>687348252
>he fell for the marriage jew
MGTOW my friend
>>687351141
Kek
>>687357999
classic
>>687354045
A trap would know how to please a dick. This girl handles a dick like an inexperienced whore, not someone who's actually had a dick.
>>687356249
I think he meant Old fag.
>>687358201
Post those teens
>>687348252
>>687348252
Post Pic of Wife OP
>>687348790
might fap to this tbh
hear u go
>>687357720
MOAR
>>687357720
Gross.
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