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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Heresy edition
I think I committed heresy once
So I guess this one will live.
Shiro claimed.
best suit girl claimed
>>687322299
Heresy?
Who would do that?
>back off slowly
still here
>>687321982
Fuck off Mai
>>687322171
>>687322637
I guess... still sounds like shit and I'd have to change my hobby too
Oh, I just realized our test in school was not cpm or wpm but characters per minutes
I had uh... 3427 characters in 10 minutes and my mistakes were 0,117 percent
some didn't even get 1000 characters per 10 minutes
And what's different with the Shizune Route? Hmm... okay it didn't move me that much yet, but I'm not done yet and I'm doing the route mainly because of Misha
>>687322667
Gee i wonder, Discontinued Megaman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4fjc-ny-o
Claimed
>>687322725
Well I'm not gonna go and spoil it, but there's a reason it's largely considered the worst.
Now that I think about it, I don't know what my mistake ratio is. I think it's relatively low.
>>687322821
Uhhhh...
>>687322299
>plotting rattles
>>687322667
someone who switches waifus
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>>687323094
I think I did once
>Switching waifus
>>687323105
>I'm sorry
>>687323244
Really?
Jews on Christmas
Akiko caimed
afk on Overwatch edition
>>687323023
I only know it because of my certificate. I did that at my peak mwahaha! so it's probably lower already but I guess I'm still in the Masters category
>1100 per minute Basic
>2500 per minute Professional
>3300 per minute Master
If memory serves right
Alright, I'll... continue playing it then
I started playing KS because I thought it would make me cry but well, guess that's not gonna happen
PURGE THE HERETICS.
>>687323347
Well, yeah. Switched to her for a while, but switched back. No-one could compare to Hanako, as I've found.
>
>heresy edition
Don't tempt me.
>>687323442
Nothing says you can't rerun the game. My natural route was Emi and I used a walkthrough to get the other ones. I might have been an 18yo guy but Hanako's bad end had me in tears.
>>687323317
Things are going to get really problematic in a few minutes.
>>687323596
Bun.
>>687323790
GREETINGS HERETIC
>>687323317
>I'll see myself out
>>687323739
I see.. You like Hanako better?
>>687323739
Oh shit you're the tsunanon.
>>687323744
Don't prove them right.
claimed
>>687322299
Did somebody just say "heresy"?
Shiki claimed, remove herecy.
>>687323744
Don't be another seasonalfag
>>687323767
My first one was also Emi
The one that moved me the most was Lilly but crying is a bit impossible for me
>>687323985
Oh, heya Neo!
>>687323985
I think it's been a while Neo, how you been?
>>687324149
Thank you much!
>>687317166
>Have you finally calmed down
What?
>Tsuyu
>>687323739
Chiruchiru was adorable, in her own crazy way.
Rather liked her.
Granted Sachi is best girl, but still
>>687324149
Woo. Nice.
Shiro is super good. I've got NGNL vol 4 sitting on my desk right now. Need to read it still.
>>687324233
Most people start with Emi, consciousnessly or not.
>>687324233
Oh, heya Chara. Kill anybody recently?
>>687324251
I entered into maximum overlurk mode and evacuated the thread whilst playing Overwatch, Civ V and watching iZombie.
>>687324464
rude.
>>687323990
Always. I think Hanako will always have a place in my heart.
>>687324113
>I'm always here
>>687324471
I think what attracted me was how unexpectedly nice she was.
>I think that's what drew me to Hanako in the first place
>>687324329
You're welcome.
>>687324471
Didn't read it either, though I totally should.
It doesn't seem like there's another season coming anytime soon.
Milinda claim
>>687322299
Heresy edition?
I suppose I have to post then... kek
>>687324698
I guess they just run along with it
>giggle
>>687324769
Yaya, even cooked their meat! Made something nice to eat out of them. Breastmeat is good meat. Easy to cut and tastes good.
Skinning was the hardest part
Obligatory claim.
I'm leaving
Goodbye, all of you. I've been here for around 7 or so months, not that it really matters. Just odd how much time I've sunk into this.
Just not a fan of the community and I think I've run my course as a member of it.
How I act in the community and in PMs is nowhere near my genuine self and I've been putting on a front for over half year, it's been exhausting and has been getting in the way of other personal matters.
I'm aware of the recent surge of users leaving or just minimizing participation and I've said on multiple occasions that I'll stay until the community dies. Problem is, it's not going to. So I'd just be lounging around until something medically urgent happens to me or I'll become unwanted, both of which I'm not too fond of as a result. Sorry to those I may have lead into believing that I'll be here for as long as I possibly can. I just can't see it happening at this point, and I won't put my own state of being and relationship with actual friends on the line just for the sake of an online community. It's just not worth it.
So with that, I'm off.
>>687324769
No i mean a fairly long while, like a few weeks. I only returned to /waifu/ maybe a week ago after a month and a half absence.
>>687324769
>iZombie
Worth watching?
Kinda craving more zombies after z nation
Tenryuu claimed
Skyrim is still a pretty decent game tho
>Still better than Fo4
>>687325077
checked. you'll be missed, man.
until the return.
>>687325077
You were one of my two best friends and I love you.
I'm sad you're leaving, Handy.
Good luck.
>>687325077
Farewell hand, it was very nice knowing you. Hope life treats you as well as it can.
>>687325077
Damn. I'll really miss you.
>>687325077
Eh, allright. Goodbye Hand-kun!
It's understandable
>hugs
>>687325077
RIP hand
>>687324900
Yeah i heard a rumor that it's canceled for plagiarism.
Don't know how true it is, but i'm not holding my breath for a new season anymore.
>>687324895
That's true. I quite liked that part of her. If only she wasn't so damn stupid most the time. Lol
>>687325077
Truly sad news.
It's been great having you around for the time I've been here, I'll miss you hand.
Good luck!
>>687324698
I didn't. Hanako's my first.
>I didn't want to die
>>687325077
Goodbye, friend
>We'll miss you
>>687325436
I don't know. After seeing her being so nice, I didn't even mind her stupidity afterwards
>>687324396
Good.
>>687324895
Thought you had left.
>>687325077
Welp.
>>687325077
>It's just not worth it.
No. It isn't.
Goodbye.
>>687325077
peace hand
>>687324895
To be honest, me too
Her route hit me like a brick when I played the VN
>>687325077
Goodbye friend, you'll be missed
How do I stop falling asleep? Somebody help me
>>687325077
Shit. It sucks to see you go Hand. I wish you luck with whatever you do in life. Remember we are here for you if you ever need us. Take it easy friend. I will miss you.
>>687325077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsGDtCFPkxk
God damnit you sexy beast, you shall be missed.
>>687325077
You're a really nice guy and I feel bad for not talking with you as much as I wanted. I think you shouldn't worry about how you act with us at all, but sure, if you don't enjoy it anymore as much as you did no one can stop you from leaving. In the end it's probably a good thing to do since this isn't the best time-sink in the world.
>I'll stay until the community dies. Problem is, it's not going to.
Touché. It's quite obvious that it won't stop unless something external happens like mods actually doing something.
Laters hand, it was nice to meet you and in the end I still hope to be able to see you again.
>Akira is fucking amazing
>>687325113
Weeeeeeeell, I never actually watched Z Nation. Though iZombie actually had me actively watching the first season. Not many shows can make me do that. It's a good watch, personally.
>>687325079
Oh, a lot of people have been taking time off recently. I've still been lurking a lot, though. In the long run, I've still been playing Overwatch and... And... I don't really know. I rewatched RWBY volume 1-3 but mostly I've been lying around looking for motivation.
>>687325062
Make sure you take extra good care with the skinning. Don't want to burn the skin by mistake and accidentally eat it. That's literally the worst.
>>687325077
Bye, Hand. We didn't end up talking much, but when we did, it was real.
>>687325077
>How I act in the community and in PMs is nowhere near my genuine self and I've been putting on a front for over half year, it's been exhausting and has been getting in the way of other personal matters.
Acting that nice is hard workk
I'm terrible with goodbyes so I'll just say farewell and remind you that you have my telegram and steam for chatting or playing vidya.
>>687325077
Peace out hand. Good luck on your oncoming path and may life use lube when it's going to fuck you. And now a last song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
>We'll see us, Space Cowboy
>>687323394
Niggers on New years
>>687324471
>Granted Sachi is best girl
this true
whats your least favorite girl from grisaia?
>>687325858
Keep your mind always occupied with something. keep hydrated, keep well fed. I've been awake for a consecutive 31 hours now and I feel completely normal just because I've been watching a stream and drinking water constantly.
>>687326062
tell you what I did in that time off, I lost my bloody right hand. seems like we're losing another hand now.
I'm off for work.
Goodbye Hand, good luck out there.
>>687325077
I love you.
>>687325077
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
Miho claimed
I could stab mother fucking right now.
>>687325077
Alright. Bye Alexhander.
If you get bored come on back and act however the hell you want. It's 4chan. We'll probably like you anyways.
>>687326277
Least favorite... Hmm... Probably Yumiko.
Not that i dislike her, mind you. She's just my least favorite of the 5 in Kajitsu.
>>687326277
Jews at camp XDXDXDXDXDXSXXDXD!!!1!1!1!!1! [insert laughing emoji]
>>687326062
Did that, don't worry, no skin there, it looks smooth. I'll put it in the freezer and maybe cook it when I get hungry. Or my cat.
>>687326062
>>687326286
Don't know how I should feel about Hand leaving... hmm...
Maybe someone screencap this?
>>687326275
It's good to see you Fuhrer. Thank you for stopping by.
>>687325318
>>687326714
Great.
>>687325077
I hope you're wrong in some ways
Farewell for now friend
>>687326714
>>687325318
>>687325077
See you tomorrow
>>687326740
Good to see you're not dead, though you've arrived at a bad time.
>lets try this again, but without a misclick.
>>687325077
Goodbye.
But in any case, you know where to find us.
>>687325077
Fuck off Hand.
>>687325077
where were you when hand was kill
>no
>>687325077
I'm breaking my lurk mode for this. Even though we haven't talked much, handy-dandy, it was nice knowing you also had the same birth month and birthdate at the very end of month. You also liked halo. Farewell, friend.
Wish you'll come back
In remembrance of hand, today - kill.
>>687327104
Saw something in Telegram chat what going on?
>>687325077
I wake up from a nap and hand is leaving. Fug. I know we didnt talk much but when we did it was nice. Still learning that Halo song on the drums for you. Good luck in life and I hope you do fantastic!
>>687326286
Alright I am gonna try doing this hope it works, thanks for the advice man
>>687325077
Not sure if real hand or not?
>>687326843
Save some for me? Its hard to find good human meat to feed to Grimm. Hunters and Huntresses are a lot harder to kill than normal people.
About Hand, it's going to happen to everyone eventually. You turn up after a week off and you don't recognise anybody, and nobody remembers you. Everyone will leave eventually.
>>687326286
> I lost my bloody right hand
Come again? You lost your actual hand? what?
>>687327301
Rest in spaghetti
Never forgetti
Hand
2015 - 2016
>>687327406
Hey Rikka, sorry I missed you last night. Was not feeling the best. Thanks for wishing me a good night though. How are you?
>>687327693
It is real hand.
>>687327693
It really would be Mai's masterpiece if it wasn't.
>>687327752
motorcycling accident a month and a bit back. landed and skidded sharp on my right hand and there pretty much was no hand left. amputation was the solution and, well, now i have only 1 hand.
>>687325077
God damit Thing you get back here right now.
>>687327752
Pff, if you give me enough tries I can kill anything. And if there is one thing I have then it's enough tries
hmmm... For me it's like meeting new people. Fun thing is I always leave when my Life is going fine and I come back when my life is going downwards and I hit the deepest pit of depression
>>687328143
Can you handle it?
>snicker
I'm sorry, I just love puns
>>687328446
i can most of the time but sometimes i need a hand
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>687325077
Goodbye Hand-kun, Eu will miss you
>>687325077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVllc_xgPrY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho
Galko, I know you're hiding somewhere.
I am disappointed in all of you pigs in human clothing! Get a real waifu like Satsuki!
Ok, next thread is going to be a Tenryuu-certified one
>>687329106
We will make diamonds of his ashes
>>687328143
Holy shit bro. Sorry that you lost your hand. Both of them.
I'm still waiting to break my collarbone at the gym. Then I can join the team. I can literally feel my collarbone breaking.
>>687328446
Sure do have a lot of determination, don't you, Chara.
Put I guess /waifu/ is a good place to end up when you fall.
>>687329088
You weren't arrested?
>>687325077
RIP My hand friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI
>>687326746
nice
mine would be Makina, she just feels pretty annoying to me
on that note i hope the 2 other games in the trio come out in English soon
>>687325077
cya magical hand
>>687329180
You're welcome.
Make sure to get plenty of potassium in your diet.
>>687329321
Fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ
>>687327904
Its alright how are you feeling now any better?? I am alright myself just trying not to fall asleep again and drinking water seems to help so were good here! How are ya?
>>687327752
I apologize for that person being rude to ya earlier it wasn't me. Just dont want you to think I am a jerk or anything
>>687325077
We've never talked much, but I always liked your pick.
Have a nice life, hand-kun!
>>687325436
That's the first time I'm hearing that, but I guess I'll do a little research on that tomorrow.
>>687329106
Ahoy! Und Tschüss.
I'm heading to bed, sleep well everyone!
>>687329387
Thanks.
>>687329543
O shit, it's Rikka!
>>687325077
Gone, but never forgotten
>>687329317
I'm the most determined being here. And you can't spell Determination without Termination.
Eh, it's not good when you can feel your collarbone breaking... Also the collarbone is the bone which I find attractive when visible, so don't break it.
I guess it is a good place. Someone always listens and talks. But /b/ does that too.
Just say "feel thread time" and you get someone listening
>>687329599
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Shiro! Whichever one you want to dream about.
>>687329106
>>687329227
Heil Reich.
>>687329321
Make your visit brief.
>>687329543
Yeah. Just my mental state is kinda fragile today. I had a long conversation with Maki last night, he cheered me up. Did you not sleep last night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2HS-xmHOdI
>>687329317
hand-kun will be missed. im coping with my physically missing hand surprisingly well though.
Claimedu
D3 with Trance in the background is so good
>>687325077
Cya hand-kun. We'll miss ya buddy..
Good luck in life, and I hope everything turns out the best for you
>final hugs
gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M0n8EIoAgY
>
>>687330264
The prophecy came true!
Sorry I couldn't help myself.
>>687329370
Really? I love Makina. I found her fun almost all the time. Granted i didn't like the end of her route, but still...
I hope the other two come out soon too.
>>687329672
Oh shit its my little boat! Whats good qt?
>>687330058
Oh wow I am glad that you have an awesome person like Maki to help you through that stuff truly the soft couple
I did sleep for some reason I keep on falling asleep and I dont want to I slept alot last night and I have work soon so I dont wanna fall asleep
>>687329519
Sure.
As long as you're happy in your hole.
>>687329978
Can't be any more brief than yours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBTqFJNjf0s
Wake up and claim
>>687329522
Thanks.
>>687329656
More to come....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
>>687330604
Yeah. I am glad too. Thanks friend.
Hmmm that's strange. I wish you luck with that.
Im gonna head out, I just wanted to stay and thank you. Thread is too depressing right now. I will see you later tonight.
https://youtu.be/RgKAFK5djSk
>>687331256
Alrighty I will see you later then too! Have a good day Milinda!
>Rikka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZooxlDJeWA
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgkYN3QjD5M
>>687330965
I'm sure you and your group are having a ball right now.
Glad you're getting at least some joy out of this.
>>687330604
Not much, I'm down today..
What about you friend?
>>687331206
No need to thank me
Cries
>>687331282
Well, I guess thats fair enough.
As sad as it is to see him go, I guess its so he can keep his IRL friends.
>>687331854
I never understood how people could let /waifu/ get in the way of real friends. How low must you be to have that issue?
>>687331752
Smug fucking bastard
>>687331752
It seems like that for alot of people, whats bringing you down friend?
I am just waiting to go to work other than that I am just listening to Howard Stern and talking to yall
>>687331983
i don't know but its called moderation
New, Tenryuu-certified thread
>>687332209
>>687332209
>>687332209
>>687331995
What? I am not being smug
Sorry for giving you that impression..
>>687332054
I was down since I woke up. This thread doesn't help
Hope you're having a good enough time friend~
>Amatsu
>>687332054
Baba Booey Baba Booey Howard Stern's penis!
>>687331983
Depression
Loneliness
Social anxiety
Awkwardness
Being afraid
etc
There are a lot of real and bullshit reasons
Heh, I guess no one will notice this.
Goodbye friend.
https://a.pomf.cat/owcflu.jpg
>>687333885
Noticed
>>687333885
You. And now him.
