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>>687127868
Get upon my level.
I am pure energy.

>>687127868
21 =,<

>>687127868
why do you not just go out and fuck, even alone, you will find company if you try, especially if you intoxicated.

Only 7 more years to gain necormancy as my specialisation

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>>687127868
I am 23 year old wizard in training

>>687128701
Why?

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ITT: faggots.

>>687131539
Im not fucking something that already had dicks in it.

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>>687131688
Because purity is important, and true love waits, amirite?

21 i want to be a lord of cynder and beyond weaboo status.

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>Be 21
>Kissed a girl at 6 years old
>Touched my first vagina at 8
>Currently have girlfriend and will soon have sex

Feels nice. :3

>>687131951
Did you lose your virginity to a virgin? Or are you a cuck?

>>687130678
Your "wizard " is a Russian orthodox priest, just saying

>>687127868
35

>>687127868
26 :(

>>687132510
Pretty dank

>>687132436
I lost my virginity to a virgin and then married her. Pretty boring really. Kinda cool that she has never banged anyone else though.

>>687131688
Is it really that big a deal?

I'm no psychoanalyst but your comment screams to me that your scared.

>>687133075
Also I am 21

>>687133075
Hypocrite

>>687127868
>22
>lost my virginity 2 months ago

It's nice, but really not all that special as I thought it would be.

>>687132436
>not knowing what a cuck is
Wow, you really are new to this sex thing, amirite?

>Did you lose your virginity to a virgin?
Never fucked a virgin in my life. I'd rather be with chicks who know what they're doing, thanks.

But hey, if awkward, clueless sex is what you want, then go fuck a virgin. Oh wait, there are none around ... at least not in your 40+ age range.

But don't listen to me, I've just fucked loads of chicks and had a great time doing it. Hold your virginity close, anon, and never let it go. (As if you'll get the chance anyway.)

>>687133135
Yeah otherwise you're a cuck. Better to be a wizard than a cuck.

>>687127868

33 year old virgin reporting in. Never kissed a girl.

I'm 19. Am I beyond saving? I've only ever held hands with a girl

How the fuck is 16 OPTIMAL AGE? Most of you gay ass fags don't even know right now, how to use dick.
stupidity of mongoloids
21 fucked your ugly mom

>>687133418
>I'd rather be with chicks who know what they're doing, thanks.
buzzword
I dont have to read anything else to know you're a retarded drone.
Cuck

>>687133676
>21
>Still does not know how to speak proper English.

Go fuck a retard, inbred neckbeard.

25
kissed 2 times. wish i hadn't cuz im never going to be able to do it again

>>687127868
got my wizards degree this year

>>687127868
lol i lost mine when i was 17, my gf was 15.

but after i broke up with her, i haven't fucked since. let alone kiss another girl.

i'm 20. for some reason girls don't like me.
what should i do? where did i lose my touch?

>>687133418
You sound like a underage kid with his mom jokes amirite? Dont be a aspie and go back to disney.com

>>687133373
I don't understand.

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lost my virginity when I was 15 like a normal person, now I'm 20 and had sex with 8 girls, nothing too crazy.

I was really not popular in highschool, a lot of people really hated me and I STILL got laid.

wtf happened to you guys? I'm not trying to be an asshole but what happened? how did it just never happen for you?

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>>687133964
Ooh, burn!

>>687134228
>Just fuck a hooker
>I got a virgin, shit was cash
Fuck you

>>687133546
Yeah, kill yourself

>>687133731
>I dont have to read anything else to know you're a retarded drone
Pretty big talk from somebody who admits to knowing nothing about the subject. Protip: if you want to learn about sex, try listening to people who've had some.

>Cuck
www.dictionary.com

>>687134350
All I was saying was I got a virgin. Idc what you do.

Sex the first time was rough and she didnt like it very much. Really it got a way better by like the 3rd or 4th time.

if your sex crusades are directly tied to your sense of self worth, I think it's time to get a job

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>>687134350
thinks that
>>687134228
is
>>687131539

Yep, he's that retarded.

I lost mine at 15... i was unpopular and wasn't some pretty boy either. I played a bit of football and got pretty average grades. How the fuck have these people not lost theirs yet, like you could go to a party and smash pretty easiley (even though i never went to parties often)

>>687134829
you think so? i was more depressed when i had a gf, now i feel happier and yet girls can't stand my guts.

i am hygenic though, i don't smell or have bad teeth. it's all good.

i think i'm nice....

>>687135000
Not everyone really gives a shit. You're bragging about having sex on an anonymous message board. Grow up.

>>687134711
Fucking a whore some shithead fucked before you.
>"C-can I have my turn now too?"
You
Cuck

>Kissed a girl when I was 7-8, older girl pulled me into bushes and shoved her tongue down my throat.
>Lost virginity when I was 20 to a Thai prostitute. Fucked 3 more hookers since then.

>>687134920
Hah, thats why I was confused at first.

still virgin only 15

>>687135266
Gross

>>687135138
If i wanted to brag I wouldn't do it on a anonymous message board now would I?

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>>687133474
Is it being a cuck to fuck a used hole?

I'm not saying marry a bitch just so you can get laid on occasion while shes out trying different ponies. Better to be a part of the gangbang than the limp dicked pussy standing in the corner saying "i can't fuck her she had cocks in her"

>>687134829
Had a job since 18

>>687135330
MODS

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>>687135143
>being this resentful

Try going gay, anon. Face it, it's the only way you're going to get laid.

>>687127868
Wraith

FML

>>687135000
never had female friends, never could talk to any girls unless it was about school/job. not that easy to get into somebodys pants when you can't even talk to them

>>687135390
its just a prank bro the camera is right there

>>687134920
Then dont butt in retard
That picture represents you just fine.

>>687127868
but at least the ugly moutaion lion guy that is loser is gay and ugly and cant do anything and has to cheat to copy people cause cant do anything and is ugly

>>687135556
i hope not, i'm fapping and browsing chan

>>687127868
but at least the ugly mountain lion guy that is loser is gay and ugly and cant do anything and has to cheat to copy people cause cant do anything and is ugly and the ugly mountain lion guy that is loser is ugly as shit

>>687135330
that moment when i tried to be a 15 yr old on 4chan and then 5 seconds after my post i got a phone call scared the living shit out of me

>>687133813
oh, how sweet. you're real big boy now. How is fliping burgers working for you?

I mean, sex is awesome and I still think about it constantly and I have sex with my wife a couple times a week and its great but godlike.

when you dont have it sex in your life it seems to be 100x more amazing sounding.

Point is, everything is better sounding beforehand. Kinda sad that when you get what you want its kind of hollow.

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>>687135380
Cuck (you): Being at the mercy of bulls to get your share
Also see beta-male (you)

Its not that I cant, I wont. Not going to play the game.
Going to be a wizard and I have my mind dead set on it.

Wow I've never seen a loser somehow logic his way into making everyone else losers. Too bad he is a virgin faggot though.

>>687135051
The realization that settling down with a chick for some pussy is far more effort than it's worth is a good thing.

Sex will always be great but there are a metric fuckton of other things to do and to strap yourself down purely for pussy would be a big fucking waste.

>>687127868
6 and half years until wizard

>>687127868
23 but have French kissed. Time is on our side /bro/. Get a haircut and his the gym. Talk to girls like the maids and fuck toys that they are

>>687127868
>>687128007
>itt deluded losers

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>>687135483
Are you suggesting that from your own experience?
>"Ayoo wyte boi you wan som fuk dis bish? Ben ova furst nigga"
>(You)"O-okay"