>>687108507
Not at all probably, with that tiny thing.

>>687108849
Yeah shits lame af /b/ well I'm not hard when it's hard it's like 5 1/2 something like that.. Still pretty trash tho..

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>>687108507
Yo manscape that bush. Specially with your predicament

Does it.. does it get bigger?

>>687109311
I'm soft in the pic bruh should I post a harp pic?

>>687108507
Trim the bush and get that fuck ugly thing cut.

>>687109564
Too old for that now bruh

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>>687109461
NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO !

>>687109883
Yeah it's a pretty lame cock.. I guess that's my destiny

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OP here delivering on harp pic

None at all.

Clearly.

>>687109564
gtfo. damn jews

>>687108507
Blubber/10

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Bumping with another softy

>>687109564
>wanting him to enjoy sex even less
kill yourself kike

>>687108507
At least shave that hair...

>>687110642
Shave that. Any erect pic?

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I'm about to take a hard pic give me a sec

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Semi hard

>>687109461
>>687110311
>>687110642
>>687110129
>>687111425
Overweight, small ugly dick, dyslexia, likely low test. Jeez OP, I dont much envy you. Didn't get dealt the best of hands but fear not, there's hope.
If you look halfway decent in panties you might have a shot with CD fans. Lets see that ass since your cock looks pretty useless.

>>687110817
Still interested? I took some more pics

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Op delivering

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another one

Pull back foreskin

>>687113225
Did mate did you more more? I'm soft again so it's back to before preteen status :/

I was thinking I'm about 5 1/2 hard so maybe I'm not that bad? I mean damn this thing has set me back like you wouldn't imagine

>>687111578
>>687113814
dat ass?

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>>687113987
Don't got much of an ass /b/ro I'm not anything special I'm 6 foot 3 and have a small cock.. A very misleading size 13 foot too

>>687114227
You don't got much of a dick eithe /b/ror, hasn't stopped you yet. Lets see.

>>687108507
it's ok OP. Most men are growers and not showwers anyway. I'm guessing that if it gets to at least twice that size when erect, you'll scrape 5 and a half inches, which is the average.

>>687114987
>either /b/ro
fix'd

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Similar to mine when soft. Average when hard though.

>>687114227
Jo?? Is that you???

honestly its smaller than average /b/ro but its managable.

Definitely manscape, a trim can go a long way in making your penis look nicer and larger.

>>687115033
Yeah when hard I'm rocking a 5 and a half maybe a bit more sometimes which is weird

>>687115046
Yeah sucks I mean whatever it's not like we can change it but man having a big dick is alpha af

>>687115561
Nah sorry /b/ro

Op here yeah I'll hit nightclubs and weekends trying to smash local sluts and its seemed to have worked out since having a steady GF has always been and issue but most of these sluts are either too drunk or simply don't care so I haven't gotten too much guff about it

>>687116201
Very true

>>687116639
Any stories of chicks giving you a hard time? Too be completely honest I've been with a couple of chicks and none seem to cares it's always dudes who like to talk shit like when I was at summer amp here in Arizona some dude saw my duck and clowned me all summer told everyone and made it a big deal.. Been nervous about it ever since

>>687116106
oh, well what are you so afraid of? Your willy is actually perfectly normal if that's the case. anything more than5.5 inch is above average anyway.

Also just another thing. Girls actually don't care about size as much as we think they do.

>>687116872
Sorry bad spelling, I got this Samsung and too switch form an apple to a galaxy's keyboard is trash

>>687108849
>Not at all probably
because too fat.

>>687116884
Yeah like I've said I've never really had a chick say anything it's mostly guys which is kinda strange haha maybe it's a alpha male thing?

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>>687116872
Not really ever be hassled about it. Current gf enjoys teasing it a bit which is actually kinda hot. Grows thankfully. :)

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I'd say you're pretty fucked mate

>>687117209
>maybe it's a alpha male thing?

definitely. When all you have going for you is the size of one of your organs, you're going to brag about it aren't you? Anyone that boasts a huge dick is actually probably quite insecure.

start by trimming those hairs OP
keep at about a cm or half a cm. when you got a small dick it makes em look bigger

>>687117821
OP here yeah I guess I was destined with a small pecker Holmes

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>>687118066
Holmes?
and see >>687117927

>>687116106
You're used to watch porn with all those manlets and chicks so you think your dick should look bigger.

>>687117866
Op here True I mean I'm a pretty well adjusted guy with my own house and car and I'm 29 I guess meeting someone and getting serious is the main thing

>>687117866
>Anyone that boasts a huge dick is actually probably quite insecure.
Sour grapes?

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>>687117927
Op Cool I haven't had sex or been out lately I work for the city here in Arizona so I've been busy

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There's always a way out of that hell guys, you can always take your rightful place in life and serve real men

>>687118144
Op Cool I usually don't trim ever but maybe I should make it a ritual..

>>687116872
Out of four women (all dumped me after seeing the micro) one of them just laughed and left but the rest seemed to be more in a shcok state than find it humorous. But yeah, 30 year old virgin with a micropenis here, what can you do =)

>>687118208
Op here, Maybe.. I mean most sluts say 7 plus inches are average 0.o

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>>687118497
girls don't like bush anyway. just normal hair good but shaved is terrible too. just keep it nice and trim as in my first pic>>687117821
or pic related
try it and see how ya feel

>>687118585
OP here I feel you bro I'm almost 30 but I've had the pleasure of smashing a few drunk sluts are the club a few times I'd say give it a shot

>>687118652
Then stop hanging around sluts fuckwit.

>>687118316
I've never met or heard of someone that brags about anything that isn't actually insecure about that exact thing.

Trump brags about how rich he is, but when he got roasted on comedy central, he specifically told the roasters to NOT talk about his real money problems. Then his fat ass got on stage and talked about how "rich" he is.

>>687118714
Thanks for the tip. Should I just go at it with a sicors or use clippers

>>687118925
neither dude wtf, use a trimmer. you don't have electrical shaving equipment?

>>687118844
Op hereCan't help it mate most of them put out regardless

>>687108507

>TL;DR: another delusional thread

while a small percent of female (the sluttiest) just expects to be plowed like niggers, the majority asks for other "services" (quality time), including but not limited to:

- romantic atmosphere
- smile time (like, e.g., cinema)
- quality foreplay (absolutely a must)
- cuddling time (and hugging as well)
- relaxing atmosphere (like shopping)
- kissing (not only "passionate" kisses)
- anything that makes good memories
- both serious and nonsense talking while all of the above

When all of the above is widely OK, then having a three or four-incher instead of a raging nine-incher won't make any difference.

Only a beastie-woman (a "nigger inside" one) would be satisfied by a guy whose only target is sticking his penis-tongue-digits inside her holes.

Most guys wrongly assume that the above stuff is just an optional side-dish to prepare her holes, and wrongly assume that a woman just requires some hole filling.

>>687118815
Ye I havent given up completely yet but I don't really make an effort about it anymore. Whaeva

>>687118991
Op here nah I have long hair but I'll look into it

>>687118997
I us salt go for drunk chubby or lose loud chicks you see I'm actually pretty tall and clean cut so they see my tall frame and big shoe size and think I'm packing but either way they usually just let me have sex and we go on are way

>>687119112
it's not that expensive and you have use it for all body hair and facial hair. don't be Hagrid, fam, usually girls don't dig that. but that might just be the group that I usually "target"

>>687118885
Op here yeah fuck trump but that does seem to be a possibility

>>687119112
Just use a razor, I use it even for my balls, never had a scratch if you just stretch the skin enough

>>687119280
I get all my hair and face done at the barbers and yeah I have a shaver I hate facial hair so I'm always smooth

>>687119365
That's what I use mainly for my face and what not I hate facial hair maybe I should start losing the ball hair

>>687119365
shaving the balls is fine, saving the pubes above and on your dick is gonna fuck you up.
- it looks stupid
- it's gonna itch like crazy
- you basically have small sharp spears on the base of your dick when you pound someone. no bueno.

>>687119460
good to hear, now do the same to you dick region. it'll look better, trust me

>>687119280
I just recently trimmed my hair down and I'm always clean shaved I always tie my hair up and make it look decent trust fam apperiance wise when I'm out I look normal I just don't shave the cock and that's bad apparently haha