Stab her.

>>687106984

this

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>>687106887
MAKE YOUR MOVE, GO GO GO

>>687106984
rolln

Cum shark.

>>687107135
WHAT DO I DO?

>>687107325
this>>687106984

>>687107325
Introduce yourself, MOVE SOLDIER MOVE!

Flash her

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>>687107325
Grab the knife, now.

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Say hello, you fucking autist.

Then stab her in the fucking neck.

>>687107586
HOW DO I DO IT I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE

Look at pictures of other girls to get a reaction out of her. If she says something like you perv or your nasty then walk in front of her. Softly grab her face. And proceed to kiss her like a full fledged tard.

>>687107792
Do you have any pics of her?

Stroke her hair and pant heavily

>>687106887
Tell her that your farts taste like Altoids.

Kill yourself.

>>687106887
1.unzip pants
2.furiously masturbate
3.??
4.profite

>>687106887
Talk to her and dont look at ur phone

>>687106887
Now you're allowed to put your dick in a bun and give it to her.

>bonus points for mustard or ketchup

>>687108376
Get out

>>687106887
Talk to her

>>687106887
Tell her tits or gtfo

>>687108434
Looks like someone is fucking her

Ask her if you can taste her farts

Ask her if you can take her picture so you can share it with all your faggot friends on the internet

>>687108527
What do I say

just say hello and start talking to her about stuff, try find common interests

>>687108629
Hopefully that'll be me

>>687106887
What are you guys doing right now?

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pull out your vape pen and rip a phat cloud

>>687108720
>>687108728
Start by talking about music, then tv shows and movies

tell her that you love her OP :3

>>687108761
Listening to a presentation

>>687108720
What are you guys doing right now?

>>687108772
also try let the convo flow, should be easy if she likes you

>>687108267
There's only two ways this could play out

1. She's a slut and oddly enough gets turned on while the entire class is in shock

2. She's disgusted and you get arrested/expelled for public indecency

It's worth a shot OP, your life is probably meaningless anyway.

tell her that you want to go out with her

>>687108814
Don't talk to her then. What are you stupid? Chat with her after the lecture and use the assignment as an excuse to "partner up" after you ask her for help talk about random shit. Idk ask her stuff you don't know about her. Simple.

>>687107792
Ask her for like help with whatever work you're doing IT COULD SPARK A CONVERSATION

>>687106984
/thread

>>687106887
Rape her she will like it after a bit, it's alpha as fuck

>>687108995
I have massive anxiety and I've spent the last 9 years in my house
I'm terrified right now

>>687109254
You need to talk otherwise you will be forever alone

Pretend you are stretching and say hey to her

Reach round her and fondle her tits

"Hey I'm anon. What's up?"

>>687108434
She looks fat as fuck mate don't be a yabber fucking cunt and chat to her

How old are you OP?

Or yawn and say something like man im tired or man this is hard, something that might make her look at you, once she looks say something

>>687109782
16

leave /b/ because you're underaged or b& regardless

clean this shit up mods

>>687106887
Just say "Hello" you socially inept fucknugget

>>687109956
b& underaged

mods make /b/ great again and perm this lil nig

>>687109254
Anon you got this, I have confidence in you

play it cool, got some new shoes and talk to her.

update with another photo OP

take off your shoe and sock, slide your big toe up her skirt and tickle her chili ring ever so slightly you vegan cuck.

love letter via paper airplane
or just pass note

Take your spaghetti out of your pockets and smear it on her back.

>>687108764
zozzled

>>687106887
Ask her for prom maybe, idk go fuck yourself with a CAPSLOCK

Tell her to move her fat ass because she's blocking your view.

>>687108527
You do realizing talking to girls is the first step to the friend zone, don't you? Unless you are incredibly good looking, girls won't talk to you.

>>687110360
thanks anon, i really try.

update OP. you dun anything yet?

>>687106887
take out your dick and start jerking

>>687106887
Take out your dick and place it on her desk

>>687111060
I failed

>>687111499
What? You didn't say anything?

>>687111499
How?

>>687111763
>>687111985
We were both going to ask each other something but we both pussied out

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>>687112192
NIGGA

>>687112192
Rip in pizza

>>687108995
>>687109254
Wow, wasn't hard at all trying to find the biggest fags in the thread.
>underage
>get off my 4chanz

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>>687112192
well, you now know that she atleast knows who you are, and you can pick it up again later. Try shooting her a message on facebook or whateverr later tonight!

>>687112192
you got a pic of her?

>>687112977
All I can tell you is that she's above average and has a great personality

>>687113211
meaning she's probably as beta as you and you think you've got a chance because she's a little less attractive then most girls. But all you can do is talk about video games or some other stupid shit

>>687113211
read a wikihow article on girls lol

>>687113211
Fucking gold OP. Talk to her, make plans (movies, etc.)

>>687113515
>WRONG
do not do this, I repeat, do not.
Ask her what she does between the hours of 10:30 to 11:30.
You don't need a big window of opportunity honestly.

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>>687113717
get out, we are teaching this underage dude how to human

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Take a creepshot like this

Tell her she has something on yer shirt. Then move as if you are going to brush it away but instead cup her whole tit in one hand and squeeze it hard while making intense wordless eye contact.

Shell get the picture.. 10% of the time. It works every time.

>>687113717
well thats cringy

>>687113211
save her the embarrassment and don't approach

not like an aspie like you would last long in a relationship, try talking to strangers you're not attracted to first

dont waste people's time with your autism