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>Far too much fucking nigger cock these days >When the
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>Far too much fucking nigger cock these days
>When the scene is only anal
>When the guy makes ludicrous noises when he nuts
>Fake moans
>Horrible fake titties
>James Deen
>Cuckold vids ALWAYS having a black bull. Just why?


Anyone got any more? I don't think I've covered everything.
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>op is a faggot
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>>687104017
I might be the only one but

I fucking hate when the fucking camera man cant get the tits in the image during a cumshot like wtf

Also when i jizz and the camera switch to a hairy butthole right away
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>>687104017
that emo fuck who always appears with faye reagan
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>>687104017
Blowjobs. I really don't care about them.
I just wanna see the chick.
Also, coming on the womans face. Why?
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When porn actors are saying their really awkward lines and they cut each other off and talk at the same time

Ex. Milf: "I think you deserve some punishm-
Young man:" OH YES YEAH WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WE SHOULD"
I coulda made better crap in middle school
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>That bald dude that always appears on brazzers
>Muscular guys
>When the scene focuses on the guy's asshole
>Girls who try too hard to scream like Priya Rai
>Obscure sex positions
>When the camera focuses on the guy's face
>Niggers
>When the guy moans when fucking the girl
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>>687104741
Faggot.
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>>687104881
Pretty much all of these.

>Most male pornstars are disgusting greasy seedy cunts
>Creampies where they just dip the tip instead of slamming it all the way in like you do in real life
>Fucking so many niggers these days. Why?
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>when the females are age appropriate

like it probably makes more sense for me to look at older females because i am way too ugly too ever realisticly have a shot with someone my own age in reality
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>>687104017

>getting upset over whose dick a professional whore takes

insecure much bruh?
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>>687104017
When the guy pulls out to cum on her face, faps for like 5 minutes and then it fucking cuts(because he couldnt cum) to him cumming and its like 5 drops.

This and literally anything with a nigger in it
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>>687104017
>Far too much fucking nigger cock these days

yeah uh... that's what happens when you look for porn with black people in it.
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>>687105261
Not insecure, I just can't relate to an ugly nigger's cock when I'm a white dude. Simple as that. I feel that male niggers are ludicrously over-represented in porn and it's just disgusting.
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>>687105108
They tip dip so it looks like they came more when they pull out
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>>687105406
Fucking this!
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>>687104017
>>james deen
Mad hes scooping all your asian bitches
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>>687105489
Yeah I know. It's still shit though
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>>687104017
When right as it's getting to the cumshot, there's a long close up of the guys face. I've noticed this seems to be a problem in German porn.
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>>687105406
I think this happens because the actor accidentally cums once or twice while filming
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>>687105712
Happens alot in 80's porn too
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>>687104017
When a good incest film throws "step" in

Literally why??
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> black bulls in cuck porn
Fucking this. There are white guys that are hung too btw.
My main porn is the lack of oc though. I get bored of a vid fast and i have seen all the good ones of genres i like on pornmd.

> inb4 neckbeard virgin
I actually am atm kek. Even though i have had quite a few oppurtunities...
I swear to god, if i ever have a son i am gonna do whatever i can to deter him from it.

Porn is just so fucking easy and addictive.
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>>687104017

I hate it when guys can't get hard for several minutes, despite there being a hot girl that just undid their pants and they have to jerk their limp dick just to get started.

= /
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Does anyone else find it off-putting when the make pornstar is like so obviously hideous? I'm no fag but I cannot imagine the girl is enjoying it when there's an old sweaty, leering, pirate-looking motherfucker grunting in her face.

They just all look like potential rapists.
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>>687106095
Legal reasons.
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>>687104017
feet
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you people are revolting
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>>687105451
Yeah :/ I'll just be watchin some porn with some sexy pale cocks then the suggested vids are almost all dark penis's. And they get the bbc label slapped on all of them like clickbait titles on youtube....most of the penis's in those are avg. at best.....I guess it's just the racist fetish people enjoy... More asian and white men should get into porn
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>When it's mislabeled
Nothing annoys me more than when I'm watching a video with the genre I'm looking for, and it turns out that the part the tag referred to was just a few seconds long. For example:
>MFF in the lesbian category because the females kissed for a few seconds.
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>>687104017
I absolutely rage when there are no women in porn
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>>687105430
Not true, some genres of porn that don't even mention niggers are fucking flooded with them

>guys slapping a chick around while they fuck, I don't mind a little tap on that ass but I don't want to watch a guy beat on a girl.
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>>687104017
>>687104849
>>687104881
>>687105108
>>687106095
>>687106121
All of this
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>>687105744
Dubs confirm our worst nightmare
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knowing exactly what you want to see But have no idea what it's called. You sit there naked loose your wood while Google searching vague discription of the porn
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>>687104017
When girls push their lips out and show their teeth and hiss inwardly.
>sssssssssss
>sssssssssss

>inb4 this is snek
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>>687107999
Yes. This.

Also checked.
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>>687104741
I don't like facials either. The only time I came on a girl's face and enjoyed was when I was drunk.
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>>687104741
this.
I never understood watching a blowjob. It must be colossal closet fags who fantasize about sucking dick.
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>>687106485
This happens to me all the time!
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>>687104017
American accents. America has given us some of the best sluts but their voices can be really grating at times. Not all American accents but the really whiny high pitched ones.
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>>687108480
That's how it is for me.
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>>687104741
Then watch women only, fuckig closet faggot enjoying the dick
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>>687104881
I fuckin love that bald dude.
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>>687108480
You could say the same about pretty much all porn. It's all dicks going into holes. I'm looking at the face anyway, not the dick.
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>>687106436
>average at best

I hate to tell you, but 7-12 inches of cock is hardly average.
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>>687106485

I *hate this shit.

I want to see bitches riding cock. When it turns out that he's giving her anal from half-guard, it fucking gets to me.
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--closeups that last 10 mins
--centering on the guys face when he cums
--girls in uniform or glasses that take them off to have sex
--niggers
---shooting on face instead of in mouth.
--when the cameraman and actor talk to each other and hi five each other
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>>687104017
>esssssSSSSSSSSSSS
>esssssSSSSSSSSSSS

that noise.
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>Be spic
>Black colored dick, light natural skin, brown tanned arms, head, and legs
>Don't know how to feel when watching porn
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>>687108748
Especially when it's the cameraman whose doing the most heavy breathing. I can understand if the performers are panting but seriously, have some professionalism.
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>when girls are so enthusiastic about sucking dick that it turns into manically flopping their head about like an infant
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>>687104881

His name is Johnny
Kek
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Dicks in porn generally make me rage.
I prefer lesbian porn
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>>687104881
>muscular guys
why, you want to self insert and know that will never be you?
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>>687104017

All this stupid:
- Spitting
- Gagging
- Feet on lady face
- The famous masturbation of the girl with the two middle fingers that will supposedly give a 100% orgasm rate, performed at a stone crusher speed;
- Tattooes. FUCK tattoes.
- The obvious and shameless retardness of the male actors;

and all the stuff they see on the internet and try to miserably copy in these masterpieces.

So fuck porn and meet yourself in jeeeesus
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>>687108748
>closeups that last 10 mins
>centering on the guys face when he cums
>girls in uniform or glasses that take them off to have sex
>shooting on face instead of in mouth.
>when the cameraman and actor talk to each other and hi five each other
Fucking these. Also when she has great tits but neither the male star or the camera guy pay the slightest attention to them.
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>>687104881
johnny sins just appears everywhere
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>>687109341
Spitting and gagging are two of the things I like in porn. I don't mind the odd discreet tattoo but some of those girls look like they came out of a Mexican prison.
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>>687105797
70's and 80's porn is best porn. Real perverted girls with those dripping hairy muffs. OMG
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>>687109670
come on. Spitting and gagging are mandatory in 200% of todays porn movies. Gallons of saliva required. That's plain stupid.
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Japanese porn. I love Jap girls with big tits and the general rapiness of a lot of Jap porn but I hate the retarded noises they make and the censorship.
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>>687104017
pepperoni nips
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>focusing on the actual penetration
I just want a full shot of the female from the hips up pov style. I know what a cock and vag look like, I don't need to see the close up thrusting ever, much less for half of the scene.
>"Oh yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh fuck that tight little pussy oh yeaaaahhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh
The only bitches that carry on like that irl are either faking or have watched too much porn and think that they are supposed to make those over dramatic noises. Don't get me wrong, I like a loud moaner, but 95% of porn takes it too far.
>The "glop glop glop" sound some of them make while sucking dick
>Overly spitty blowjobs where it is obviously stomach acid mixed with spit cuz she keeps semi-puking
>Guys that make any noise
I don't even like to hear my own moans/grunts during sex, much less another dudes while I'm tugging
>Cameramen that say anything
Especially at the end when they ask a chick with a face full of spunk "Did you have fun?"
>Whiny asian bitches
>The aforementioned dip the tip in creampie scenes
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>>687104017
Not enough children
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>>687109955
>Spitting and gagging are mandatory in 200% of todays porn movies
I'm afraid not. Sure it's pretty popular and happens in a lot of non gagging genre films but there are still studios and performers that won't do it.
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>>687109341
>- The famous masturbation of the girl with the two middle fingers that will supposedly give a 100% orgasm rate, performed at a stone crusher speed
This. Only a virgin would think girls enjoy that. Watch your girl masturbate. She will never do that shit.
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>>687110185
This
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when they hold her over the toilet and pee in her face and she won't stop crying

>rage is the same as raging hardon right?
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>>687108681
I always got eyes on the titties
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>when the entire thing is a bj
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>>687105199
Go away
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>>687109341
>Spitting
>Gagging
>>687110185
>pepperoni nips
>>687110229
>The "glop glop glop" sound some of them make while sucking dick
>Overly spitty blowjobs where it is obviously stomach acid mixed with spit cuz she keeps semi-puking
>>687110532
>when they hold her over the toilet and pee in her face and she won't stop crying
All pretty hot tbh fam.
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>>687104017

>zooming to guys face
>ballbusting turning into castration
>"all naturals" advertised, no specific term for huge silicons
>cartoon characters drawn in a fucking gross, lumpy-style
>man holding dogs dick while it's fucking the woman
>less than half-assing the acting, like the actors don't even understand why they are in a specific set
>lactation
>high-pitched whiny noises of the Asians
>pubic hair
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Condoms
/thread
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>>687110532
postin it, behind seven proxies, fuck yall
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gaping. who the fuck gets off to that shit?
I know I'm not the only one to fucking hate that
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>>687104017
>complaining about anal
are you actually a fucking retard?
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>>687110889
Sauce?
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>>687106121
>sorry youre 12 and get hard at the gust of a wind.
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>>687111042
this is now an interracial anal thread
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>>687110972
>lactation
I fucking love it.
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>>687111038
Yes. I do not get what that is all about
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>>687111190
I'm not that poster, but I'm 30 and get hard at the sight of my girl naked. You might be watching too much porn.
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>>687111037
MODS MODS MODS MOSD MDOS MSDO
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Why do so many people not like anal insertion videos? They're fuggin' hot, tee bee aych phamme.
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>>687111037
WHAT KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU YOU EDGY FUCK.
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>>687111305
not really my kinda thing but posting this, you might enjoy it
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>>687111101
Movie called Filth. Watch this movie.
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>>687107218
Just watch porn where he doesn't slap her around
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>>687106202
Found the faggot
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fake tits
piercings
tattoos
"teens" who are clearly 35
censored japanese porn
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>>687111037
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when the dog's just not interested
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Any POV video where the guy not only won't shut the fuck up, but talks in that creepy Dane Cook drive-through seduction voice.
"Yuhhh... yuss, juss like thut... Gud gurl, juss like thut... Mmm, yuhhh..."
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>>687111625
Nice.
>>687111635
I've been meaning to.
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when there's no earthworms being shoved up her vajayjay
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Hot asians with old jap men with 2 inches
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>>687112190
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>687111037
What in the goddamn.
I thought I had seen the end of the internet after that rebirthing gif.
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>>687112297
Not only that but it's 2" of Lego.
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>>687112311
problem officer?
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>>687112190
Birthworms
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>>687112369
>rebirthing

that reminds me
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>>687112528
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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when they mix the poop and pee together and it just goes like brown soup
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>not being able to find enough pro porn that includes the girl sucking the dick to competion. Like cum in mouth, not pullin the dick out and the dude wacking off onto her tounge.

>fake orgasms
>mislabeled shit
>too much talking from camera dude/male talent
Seriously shut the fuck up
>
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>>687112190
in all of that it's funny how i found the pube hairs the most disgusting
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>>687106124
I hate that. I'm watching this scene and I'm asking myself why this bitch would fuck this old fat shit.
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>>687112766
>I'm asking myself why this bitch would fuck this old fat shit.
Money. Duh!
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>>687112409
YES
YES THERE IS AN APPARENT CONUNDRUM, PERSON OF LEGAL AUTHORITY
I JUST SAW MULTIPLE WORMS BEING SHOVED INTO A VAGINA, THEN PULLED OUT MALICIOUSLY ALONG WITH SOME KIND OF YELLOWISH GOLDEN FILM THAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME TO BE THE UTERAL LINING OF THAT POOR, POOR WOMAN
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>soft skin effect set to maximum on camera
>smooth skin filter added in editing x2

I understand that the producer they try to make their $20/h crack whores look halfway decent but this 'smooth skin' effect just looks ridiculously bad.
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>>687104017
>when the bitch is getting naked and suddendly she appear fuckin or suckin cock
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>>687112972
I
I know what's in that webm
i do
but
but i feel COMPELLED...
compelled to view it...
why...
it's just japanophile vomit shit, why why WHY
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>>687104017
when the girl getting fucked ain't even wet and you're just watching some dude's bone dry dick "pleasure" the chick.
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>dog porn video
>she spends 25 minutes masturbating
>can't get the dog aroused
>uses its dick as a dildo

massive fucking disappointment
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>>687104017
Grannies that don't take their teeth out.
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girls pretending to get off while a guy is titty-fucking them
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>>687113255
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>>687104017
> Not enough diversity
> No good plots anymore
> Unoriginal costume design
> Unsafe sex / no condoms
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>>687113171
I suppose becaue it's reassuring to know there are people in the world who are way more fucked in the head than you are
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>>687113357
I never understood that.
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>>687113510
>no condoms

this isn't even good bait
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Fire....blood no gravy for mah biscuits....muslims
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I remember watching a few Bang Bros videos years ago, and the girl would come out or just be sitting there and she and the camera man have to wait for the Guy to arrive.

What was weird, was that the Camera Man was more interested in the Guy's Dick than the girl could ever be.

Conversation:
>Cameraman: Here we are with Girl Pornchick! How are you?

>Girl Pornchick: Good, how about you?

>Cameraman: good. Are you ready to have sex with Dude Dickems? Let me tell you one thing, he's REALLY BIG!

>Girl Pornchick: Really?

>Cameraman: Yeah, about this Big *Sticks Hand out to show size.

>Girl Pornchick: Oh Wow... *Always Sounds uninterested*

Ultimately I thought that the cameraman loved the male porn star, who else would want to praise the dick?

> I also hate it when the camera angle goes underneath the dude plowing her from above, but the majority of the camera shot shows the dudes balls swinging and his asshole.
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>>687104017

yep that's pretty much everything and women are way to often on top.

Never watched pron with niggers though, can't fap to that.
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>>687104017
My pet peeves in porn today:
>Scenes with no anal
>Girls with pubic hair
>"Teens" that are 20+ years old
>All bad acting and fake moaning - just fucking have sex and film it. No need to fake pleasure. A girl not enjoying the scene is a huge turn-on for some, and a girl actually enjoying herself is an even greater turn-on, but a girl faking enjoyment is a complete turn-off for 100% of consumers.
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when she looks like she's actually enjoying it
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Why don't you stop watching porn and get a girlfriend
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>>687113865
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when they'll rub shit on their tits and face but not on their vagoo

the fuck is that about
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>>687112811

what in the actual fuck is this
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blonds with fake tits and slag antlers
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>>687110972

>High-Pitched Whiny Noises made by Asian Women.

I remembered seeing a JAV for the first time and all I could here were what sounded like Generic Anime Sounds...
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>>687114430
Hello newfriend, you must be new here
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>>687104017
Here's what I hate about pron these days;
>CP with grils over the age of 12 (wtf?)
>"PTHC" with clothed 16yo grils sitting on a beach
>How you can't even post CP these days without being called a pedo and getting b& and v&
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>>687114108
You are truly the voice of reason in this thread. I can't believe that thought had never occurred to me but now you've opened my eyes. Your sheer brilliance simply cannot be comprehended by mortals.

>Cough Cough...
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>>687105406
This shit happens to me. Don't take the candies your shrink gives you.
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>>687110972

>less than half-assing the acting, like the actors don't even understand why they are in a specific set

One theory said that due to strict laws on pornography, all porn is actually filmed using small homunculi that have the intelligence of an average housecat.

And while dog being uninterested is bad already, at least have a WOMAN handle it. I don't like faggots ruining our dog porn with their unnatural weirdo fetish.
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>>687114641
this, and there's never enough naked little boys
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>>687114430
Newfag

It's a crippled Chinaman being kept in a weird restraint system. Your eyes, you use em'?
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The worst part about porn is when my grandma stumbles in when Im about to nut and shes all like "The jews mixed my medicine! They're trying to kill me!" And theres all this veiny horse anus on my laptop and I drop my speghetti circles on my donk.....that sucks about porn.
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>>687114813
He seemed to be part chicken though...
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>>687104017
In BDSM/bondage porn, I hate it when they just pretty much stand/sit/lay there without putting much if any emotion into it. Part of the fantasy is to see and hear them struggle, and far too often you don't get that.
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>>687114108
cos occasional drinks in bars and clubs are way cheaper than getting a domestic animal
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>>687114478
What in the fuck are slag antlers

>>687113944
Quite a few girls i used to beat it to when i first found porn fucking retired before they did anal
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>>687114775
Yeah, and whenever you wanna see a little boy take it up the ass from some old man you get called a faggot. I hate that.
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>>687104017
Can't find good chastity porn that isn't also cuck porn. All the femdom stuff has fucking terrible production and acting.
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>>687114978
>What in the fuck are slag antlers

pic related
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>loud shitty music that makes it impossible to hear anything else going on
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>>687104017
>When the scene is only anal

this isn't even good trolling
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>>687115116
Ahhh tramp stamps. Right on euro /b/ro
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>all the girls are too old and loose
>jews producing every
>they are obsessed with big dick + sluts
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>only being able to find a good scenes where the girl begs "cum inside me"
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>Fake tits. Then they claim they're real in the description or some bullshit.
>When they focus on the cock and balls too much.
>when the camera man goes in for a grope. Dude your the camera man, not the cock, do your goddamn job.
>when the cock starts talking to the camera guy or vice versa.
>when an actress only fucks one dude for her entire career
>Voodoo
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>>687115163
I'm surprised that hasn't been mentioned yet.
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when the guy never gets into a rhythm
he just does a few thrusts, shifts positions
a few more thrusts, shifts position
the girl just fake moans with a bored look on her face
thinking is this guy a virgin?
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>>687104017
What is a 'black bull'? And inb4- no I can't google porn terms.

I agree 10x on the guys making weird noises though. Nobody wants to jerk off to that in straight prawns.
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When the chick is wearing something soft and sexy then immediately takes it off. Or they don't even show her reveal herself and she's just suddenly naked.

I wish there was more clothed sex or cfnm that wasn't always the stupid dancing bear shit. And they hardly ever wear anything sexy in cfnm. It's usually a bitch in a giant coat or something.
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The camera guy talking during a lesbian scene
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>>687104568
looks like fukin Roy from challenge finders to me
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>>687108480
Right? At least if it's a blowjob, put it in first-person so you can pretend it's your dick. They always have it from the woman's view. :/
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>>687115569

MODS MODS MODS
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>>687115715
But it was. Right there. You even linked to it.
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>>687108724
Sure there's some large ones, it is porn after all, but if you go on mainstream porn sites there are tons of regular dark penis's sold off as "big", it's false advertising
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>>687116107
Stfu faggot it's not even the first post about CP.
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>>687104017
When a girl is giving a blow job and the guy cums and she doesn't gobble up every last drop she can.
Such a waste.
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>>687116251
Is there an actual standard of measure to determine a "big" penis (5" being average, so anything over that?), or is it all just subjective?
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>>687116002
Fuckin this
I've seen hunnerds of baked women, keep that cute shirt on
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>>687116562
Yeah it's subjective ofc, but I guess I'm biased

I'd say anything over 7-8 inch would seem right, whatever I guess, I don't care that much about the penis color
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>>687113976
sauce pllllsss
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>>687104017
The fucking face contortions the women make while trying to look "sexy". Bitch, you look like you're having a fucking stroke.
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Trying to find an arabic girl
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7'6" / 1,400 lbs.
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>>687117579
wrong tab sry :D
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>>687117579
>>687117722
kekd thank you

Dick size?
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Everything OP said, plus
> this thing about spitting on the cock so there's slobber everywhere.
> the rule that says girls need to keep their shoes on at all times.

The worst things of all though are definitely fake tits and fake moans and that godawful 'hnyeah hnyeah' that they all come out with. Just stfu.
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>>687114108
Been there, done that. Didn't enjoy it. Relationships don't do anything for me. Porn and the occasional hooker are all I need.
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Blowjobs. Who the fuck even watches them. I mean they're fun when you get one but watching it?

Also some porno scripts (before they get to fucking) are fucking cringe-worthy. Do 5 year olds write the porno scriots or just mentaly challenged people? Just make a sensible script or don'd do it at all! Just shoot the straight up fucking!

And how come every asian girl from Jap/Chinese pornos try to sound like they're fucking 8 years old?! That shit's weird! Stop it.

And what the fuck is wrong with some asian pornos blurring out the pussy? Are you serious?

Rant over.
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>girls wears a sexy short skirt
>takes them off

I love seeing girls getting fucked while partially clothed.
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>>687105199
Older women don't like ugly guys any more than young women do.
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>>687104017

Orientals. They're ugly, usually flat and make noises like a cat being strangled.
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>>687104017
When the guy makes any noise at all, and when he's shown too much.
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>>687118568
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>>687108259
this is snek
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Also deep throat (especially the ones where the girl almost chokes or some shit) is fucking disgusting. It's a dick, not an endoscope god damn it. It's not supposed to get to a girls stomach. Also who likes the sight of a dick after deepthroat? It's all slimy and gross.
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Not that I'm gay, but I hate how there's always a hot ass chick and a fat hairy ugly ass man. Like even catching him in my peripheral can turn me off because I know in reality he stands not chance and all that hair is gross
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>>687104017
>braindead moaning at maximum volume
>anal
>tittyfuck
>basically anny time i see the guy
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>>687118812
The funny thing is I'm not really racist against Orientals but I am against blacks. I don't mind blacks in porn though.
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I listen to porn with no sound.

Only time with sound is during Tara's stepMom roleplay

Otherwise, I'd rather not listen to a guy talk non stop and moan like a faggot, or the slut constantly telling the guy to fuck her. And the Japs with their stupid ass screaming
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>>687119213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmFSR2E4sCY
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>>687119614
I'm not into country music. Thanks anyway.
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>>687104881
/thread
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>>687104919
more like virgin, i also hated blowjobs in porn before i got one
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>>687119511

>Tara's stepMom roleplay

This? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWgTHXKvSk
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>>687120150
gtfo faggot
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>>687106098
the only honest anon on /b/ is still a raging faggot neckbeard
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>>687108496
yeah, YEAH fuck me daddy!

god.
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>when the cuckold isn't forced to suck the cock of the big black bull
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>>687113459

I chuckled
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>>687121258
Oh fuck. I hate the whole "daddy" thing.
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>>687118895
Word
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>>687121761
Pffft you dont know what your missing. Girls with dad issues that call you daddy are fucking nuts, and will do fucking ANYTHING.
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>>687110081
* squeel *

This a boner kill for me too...
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>>687118895
So you like the sight of dicks as long as they haven't just been deep throated.
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>>687122088
I'd rather not have to deal with one with issues.
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>>687112190
i luv it when the japs still pixelate the vag lips - even when they shove all sorts of crap up a vag
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>>687110889
>Professor X's alone time.
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>>687104017
This faggot
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>>687123307
When this nigger had hair
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>>687112989
Every pornsite
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Fuck tattoos
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Asslicking. It's not sexy, it's just unhygenic.
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>>687104017

>Fake moans

It's so bad that I don't even buy premium porn anymore really.. I just deal with cam girls directly, and only ones I know aren't full of bullshit.
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>>687104017

WHEN THE FUCKING MAN IS MOUTH-BREATHING INTO THE FUCKING CAMERA DURING A FUCKING POV SCENE.

Seriously I'm going to amputate your fucking lungs you autistic faggot. If you can't keep quiet then don't make porn. I want to hear HER, not some binaural high-def audio of some dude getting horned up.
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