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so this kid that goes to my school sent me his address and told
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so this kid that goes to my school sent me his address and told me to fight him what do i do /b/
do i fight him hes a year older then me
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>>687094552
Fight him, beat him with a metal pipe.
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>>687094552
Leave Latvian flag alone you twat
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are you larger than him or does he know how to fight. If yes/no then go meet him at another location and smash, if yes/yes or no/no it's your call and if no/yes tell him hes a faggot.
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>>687094552
kick him in the dick then spit in his mouth. Put four thumb in his asshole and massage his prostate until climax. Then look lovingly into his eyes and whisper, "the Lannisters send their regards."
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>>687094552
Burn his house down you faggot.
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>>687094728
Nah, he can leave it in. I'm fine with it.
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>>687094552
He's stronger than you?
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>>687094552
Underage b&
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>>687094552
Hit his throat full force
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>>687094552
You know where he lives. That's the only relevant information, and if you don't know what to do with it /b/ can't help you.
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Why'd he send you his address? You sure he didn't say fuck him?
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Underage b&
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>>687094773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozVcbIc5yWI
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>>687094776
This.
Make some molotov and throw them through his windows.
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>>687094552
Yank his balls in the middle of the fight. Squeeze them HARD. Instant win.
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>>687094552
Never fight on their own turf. If someone throws a fit and calls the cops, you're automatically at fault for being on their property. If they're losing the fight, they have a safe haven to go to that is barred to you. If they decide they don't want to fight fair, they have access to all of their possessions and family to assist them in the fight.

Find a neutral ground.
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>>687094760
hes way taller then me

>>687094883
do you want me to give you his address
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>>687094552
Go there with friends, beat him to a pulp and drop him off in front of a hospital.
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>>687094552
he's planning on getting the jump on you. It's a trap, OP. Rally together as many of your Lord Father's bannermen as you can and march on his house. Your honor is at stake, don't fuck this up.
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>>687095152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozVcbIc5yWI
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>>687095055
After obtaining Dox, the next step is obtaining Lulz:

Craigslist - Make an ad in the "Free Stuff", "Erotic Services," or "Casual Encounters" section. There are many horny men who will relentlessly pursue someone who they believe to be 19/f, as is evident here.
STD Postcards - Send an e-postcard notifying the target that one of their previous sexual partners had a STD. Makes for an uncomfortable wait for them. Alternatively, call an AIDS hotline and ask them to anonymously tell the target they could have HIV. That's a 6 month wait until the test comes back.
Free UPS Boxes - Create an account and order the target a couple of hundred boxes and labels. FedEx also offers free boxes.
Google Maps use Google Maps to locate businesses that will be able to visit the target at all hours. Be sure to have the target's dox at hand and to know nearby cross streets, in order to give directions. When making an order, make it plausible (e.g. 2 pizzas), so that no suspicions are aroused. Occasionally businesses ask for a telephone number and unless you have a Skype number, it's best just to give the target's. Use searches such as:-
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>>687094994
DO NOT DO THIS!!!!
Barracade his doors with flammables, quitely.
then add fuel to barricades, you don't gotta use nails, just put some bullshit there, then add fuel around perimeter of house.
Then light and get away.
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>>687095055
Give me his address. If he lives nearby I'll show up for you. See how he likes it.
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>>687094552
stab him

in the ass

with your dick
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>>687095205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozVcbIc5yWI
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>>687094552
fight like a proper white guy. bringbthe bigger gun.
i mean literally.
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I don't believe you, post his address to confirm
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>>687095265
>>687095310

32 myrtle avenue dogs Thorpe Peterborough U.K
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>>687095386
That's not a real address.
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>>687095386
thats the one he gave me not to sure if its legit or not
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>>687095386
Well fuck your British.
Sorry OP, you live in a shitty inferior country.
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>>687094686
After you knock him unconscious rape him, then shave your pubes and glue them to his face.
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>>687095469
thats a real address or just search 32 myrtle avenue dogs Thorpe
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>>687095199
dubs of truth and experience
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>>687094552
Bring a big weapon/implement to school and give him what for
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>>687095386
This looks like Harry Potter's house. I don't believe you.
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>>687095055
Post that shit on Craigslist /b/ro, offering free blowjobs for older tops.

Then post another add with the number requesting dickpics and saying you are an 18 yo femanon looking for an older guy, but post it with the numbers spelled out. No need to thank me, I'm in this for the mischief.
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>>687095620
He's from England. That isn't possible.
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>>687095654
Council housing by the look of it.

OP fuck off you little chav cunt. What are you, 15? Piss off.
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you get the fuck off of 4chan because you're obviously under 18. adults don't do this shit.. unless they're black.. in which case, get off of 4chan, nigger.
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>>687095620
The only people that can have weapons are immigrants.
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>>687095696
i will try that should i post results
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>>687095572
Dogsthorpe, Peterborough. You people are adorable.
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>>687095977
Of course
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OP hear i just found out hes leaving school in 2 weeks
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>>687095977
No. Are you friends with Isaac Hempstead-Wright? Tell him I said he looks like a faggot.
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>>687095199
this
post it up as a local gloryhole
tell them to walk in the door with their dick hard and out and ready for a good sucking
tell them to be blindfolded
serious lulz will occur
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>>687096124
Don't care. Did you tell Bran I said he looks like a faggot yet? What is the status on that?
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>>687096299
whose bran
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>>687095977
For sure. If thread 404s start a new one for results.
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>>687096337
GODDAMMIT OP DON'T FUCK THIS UP!
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>>687096359
can someone make the add for me i don't have a email address i can use
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>>687094843
But that's Austrian
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>>687096337
It's "who's" not, "whose". Why can't the English speak English?
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>>687096435
Dude it takes seconds to get an email. Try Mailinator.
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>>687096435
Post his phone number or similar contact. I'll do it if necessary.
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>>687094552
How old are you?
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>>687096581
mailinator does not work
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>>687096419
>>687096299
>>687096172
Bran is pretty QT, desu.
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>>687095199
This
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>>687096632
i have his facebook but i think he blocked me
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>>687096747
How do you not have an email address? Make one, Spergy McFuccboi.
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>>687096840
im gunna make one make sure if the thread is about to 404 make a new one
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LICK HIM RIGHT IN THE PENIS! THAT'LL LEARN HIM UP RIGHT NICE, IT WILL.
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why does he even want to fight you?
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>>687096939
teenage hormones, most like.
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>>687095654
Every house in GB looks the same, or atleast there aren't more then 5 different types of houses there
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Tell that chav you mean to bump knockers at prime at sixabomng this week next. Knock him right in his nimblywimblies.
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IAN M HAYES

Dad?
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Be his cuck.
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>>687096939
basicaly he was saying some things to me on a group chat and i roasted him in front of all his friends
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No really though rip your pants off and say "come fuck with me!" And nobody will ever bother you again.
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>>687097130
Well that seems reasonable. Why'd you mess with this person if you're clearly afraid of him?
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>>687097023
thats a standard british council property probably built in the 50s after the war
there are a huge variety of different types of houses you silly american, many of which were built before america was even discovered
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100011402459774

Probably his dad's FB
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>>687097254
fascinating.
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>>687094552


Are you a nigger?

If yes, fight him.

If no, act like a civilized human being and ignore him. Contact the authorities if he threatens you further.
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>>687094728

Could also be austrian
But leave that one alone as we
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1. set up a fire in the house he lives in.

2. Watch the crippled family crawling out of the flames.

3. Profit!
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>>687097352
Kek! Anon is right, unless your a dirty chimp you should act fucking normal and not get into a physical confrontation
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ok i made a account now how do i make a add
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>>687097599
a craigslist add
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OP you need to take up kung fu as a hobby instead of the internet
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ok what should i write on the add /bros
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>>687097951
It has begun!
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>>687097999
i put the title as Glory whole is that good so far
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>>687097951
Anus Tongueing, low price, minimal crust
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>>687097951
>hes a year older then me
>he's mail is [email protected]
>2002

OP is 13, mods do your job!
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>>687098204
Kek did no one else notice that Shit?!?!
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>>687098204
no i just picked 2002
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>>687098204
Might not be
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>>687098398
is that good
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ask a friend to come watch, but give him a baseball bat or any type of object that can be used to inflict blunt head trauma.
in the middle of the fight just yell to your pal and go to town on him
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>>687098051
should be 'glory hole'
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>>687098422
Needs more details faggot.
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>>687098398
this as a side note
>>687098060
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>>687098454
give me some more details since i bet you have done this before
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>>687096451
the red tone is more maroon than scarlet
Latvian flag is darker, but it has a thinner line. Maybe this is just a zoomed in version of it.
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>>687098454
this:
put that you are a cock hungry cum drinker who wants and endless stream of big cocks to throatfuck me and make me take their loads
bring all your friends to use and abuse my mouth and ass any way you see fit
also like being pissed on
my nickname is trough boy, basically i am a human toilet
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Give him a reach around then call him a faggot.

That'll show em'.
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>>687098639
is it perfect now
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>>687098850
good lad

that will be amusing

really you need to set up a hidden camera in a car near the house
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>>687098850
CLfags are going to jump on that in seconds
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>>687098990
epic
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the guy just sent me this should we still do the add
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>>687099132
send him a screen shot of the ad and tell him if he doesnt leave you alone you will post it and he will have a million faggots with hard ons arriving at his house
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>>687098850
The old gods approve.
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>>687099251
Don't incriminate yourself OP
Don't tell him Shit ever forever
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>>687099251
no this guy is a rude faggot i think he deserves it
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>>687099394
Don't reply to him and commence ultimate faggotry on the enemy!
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can't they trace your IP and find out it was you
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>>687094552
gtfo underage b&
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>>687099499
what if i reset my router after i posted it
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>>687099499
Im pretty sure there's way more serious internet crimes going on
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>>687099701
also this >>687099549
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now we wait for something to happen will it go on the local news
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>>687100002
Wow you fucking missed a big get
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Hi OP hear i would like to thank everyone for helping me get revenge on this faggot
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>>687100557
>>687100557
my pleasure
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>>687094552
stab him in the throat and cut his head off, then fuck the throat of his head and cum through his mouth. then kill yourself
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Keep your chin tucked in, and keep your gaurd up. Dont do anything show offy or dumb, punch him in the solar plexus or om the point of the chin or neck, if you know how to kick then aim for the ribs, jaw or bollocks.

Knock him out, celebrate then suck his dick while he is stunned on the ground in front of his friends like the faggot you are
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>>687094552
Even if you lose. You are a fighting man.
never back down never surrender.
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