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Help me get the rest of this comic
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>>687043929

I second this.
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>>687044327
I concur.
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>>687044935

What if this is the whole comic?
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>>687043929
Fuck the comic. For some strange reason I now want to actually know how many blowjobs it would take to buy a pony. Assuming the current 2016 economy, obviously.
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>>687045194
Sadly this might be the case. That very last panel is essentially the punchline.
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>>687045422
What a shitty punchline.
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>>687045422
it's definitely not
but i don't know the title
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>>687045561

Yeah, fuck this shit I want more
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There is no rest, sadly. And, like, an octave of a blow
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OP here, i do have a few pages more
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>>687045304
>50$ a blowjob
>average pony in US 1000$
>1'000 / 50
20 blowjobs, it would take 20 blowjobs to get a pony
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>>687043929
>>687045304
the average cost of your run of the mill pony is around 1k-2k

so at $50/bj and 1.5k for the pony you're looking at 30 blowjobs
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>>687045903

Oh shit more!
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>>687045920
>>687045978
Ok, now I'm getting some conflicting math here. What gives?
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>>687045304
ok,so a good looking pony can cost upwards of 10,000 dollars, so

every blowjob will be around 10 dollars, and if you give about 5 blowjobs an hour, and work 3 hours a day

assuming you can find work every day and take weekends off, it will take about 13 and a half weeks to give enough blowjobs for a horse
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>>687045920
i could do that
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>>687046108
You're not getting conflicting math stupid cunt, they just have different prices for the pony.
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>>687045903
The artwork is completely different you fool
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>>687046323
welli guess that guy thinks ponys only come at one price
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>>687046323
Okay, then I guess what I actually wanted to know is why the apparently fluctuation in pony prices?
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>>687045304
according to this website http://horses.about.com/od/buyingyourfirsthorse/f/childsponycost.htm a 'suitable' first pony would cost upwards of $1000, so let's assume that our first pony is picked out and is going to cost $1300

You could sell blowjobs for $20 easily and get lots of business at bars and whatnot, but if you spike your price to, say, $50, you'll probably sell a lot less unless you're just that amazing at them.

Saying we're selling blowjobs for $20, we'll also keep in mind a $20 blowie lasts around 5 minutes. it takes you another 5 to find your next patron, so we make $120 an hour selling $20 blowjobs. on the higher price range, we can give a $50 blowjob in around the same amount of time, but that would most likely drive business away, so we'll double the length to keep people coming in. that'll mean that we spend 10 minutes per blowjob and around 5 to find a patron again. this means that we are making around $200 an hour with the $50 blowjobs.

So, based on your price, at $20 a blowjob you will take 65 blowjobs, or ten hours and 50 minutes, to buy your first pony.

alternatively you can spend six and a half hours giving really good blowjobs for $50 each, working harder, but only having to give 26 blowjobs.
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>>687046405
but it's the same story
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>>687046117
we're not talking about horses or even pure bread, prize winning ponies. a basic pony only goes for around 1-2k. it would take less than a couple hours to bj your way to a pony
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>poasting in a soon-to-be epic bread
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>>687046536
gr8b8m8ir8it8/8
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>>687046548
Blowjob Economics 101
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>>687046804
you can't just get a pony though, you got vaccinations, care, upkeep, saddle. not to mention stabling it somewhere.

Also she is only 8, this presents a lot of problems for her to get a pony.
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>>687043929
bump for interest.
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>>687046919
Kek'd, boner lost.
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>>687046536
well isn't it obvious that all makes, models and ages of cars cost exactly the same so therefor all ages and breeds of ponies should cost exactly the same too?

oh wait. they don't. because that wouldn't make sense.
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>>687045965
>blowjobbed the whole thing
Kek

Also mods
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>>687046858
Wait for GET
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>serious and well-cited discussion about underage blowjobs as a method for pony acquisition
And, even if for a brief moment, old /b/ has reappeared.
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>>687046548
sounds like the voice of experience
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>>687047010
Lot's of problems to get pony, but not many to give throathy
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>>687047460
when it comes to ponies and blowjobs i know what the fuck i'm talking about
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>>687046225
As much as I love pony math, could we get some sause on this bitch before we get too carried away here?
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OP where did you find this
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>>687047628
this.
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>>687047010
it's not like she'll take care of it. she probably doesn't even realize those things need to eat and shit. i'll bet she rides it around for 4 days tops before it starves to death and she goes and buys another bj pony because thats what kids these days do
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>>687047628
"could we"¿¿¿ you better start googling before we all lose our ponies.
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>>687047747
Kids these days with their disposable ponies
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>>687047371
Those days are long gone, friend.
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the first panel is from a comic called the power pack but with the text edited the other pages are from a porn parody
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>>687047666
satanic trips demands a source OP
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>>687043929
no one has sauce?
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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Mass_Master/1


There's only the 3 of that comic. Google isn't that hard to use faggots
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>>687047984
I know. It was just nice to kinda see it again. Even if briefly.
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>>687048070
>>687047666

i can find the sauce, i just want to know where OP saved this comic from
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>>687048023
You are my new best friend
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Not op. Best I could find for source was
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Power_Pack/1

Page has a few images from the comic posted, haven't checked to see if "finish" panel is included.
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>>687048443
That it was. That it was.
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>>687047747
yeah, and I mean do you really trust this manager guy of hers ? He seems pretty dishonest. I don't know, it just has really destroyed my immersion in the comic. I'm giving it 2 stars.
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>>687048331
Sorry if many of us don't feel Googling around something related to underage porn
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She shouldn't be wasting her time investing in sentimental shit. She needs to start thinking about college.
It's around $30-$120k for a masters degree depending on what you go for so if we were to say $90k and an average of $30/bj she would need to sell 3,000 blowjobs.
Assuming she can average 5 customers a day, 5 days a week we're looking at 2 years and 4 months of blowing her way to success.
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>>687046548

You're discounting the fact that she's like 8. Pedos would probably be willing to pay 50 to throat fuck her.
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>>687048960
is a cartoon u pretentious prick
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If she blew 8 ponies id give her 1000$
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>>687043929
>how many blowjobs does a pony cost?
im am fucking dying XDD
zozzle
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>>687049255
The legal distinction is blurry at best in most places.
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Keep posting please, can't access sauce atm
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>>687049003
mfw maths achieve to grant me a boner.
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>>687049296
This mother fucker gets it.
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>>687048331
Still being made maybe?
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>>687049652
so a free citizen can draw whatever he wants now? where are my rights?!
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>>687049255
it's illegal here in leaf land
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>>687050288
u mean canada?
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>>687050288
Africa?
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>>687046548
I learned how to calculate maximum revenue for the price of a product in my calculus class. As the price goes up less people buy, as the price goes down, more people buy.

You have to find the perfect price, where you have a good amount of people buying, but where the price isn't so low that you get very little money.

You use a quadratic equation. It makes a curve shape, and the highest point on the curve represents your ideal price. For the equation Y = X^2, you have to substitute the right numbers for the variables. The ideal price would be probably around 40 some dollars
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>>687050181
Why do you assume I'm criticizing the art? I'm saying no one wants to get in trouble while Googling about kiddie porn, drawn or not.
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Annnnd back to normal /b/
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>>687050823
People starting shit for no reason and other people not knowing how to handle said shit
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>>687050288
nice dubs now fuck off maple nigger before we invade- i mean, "liberate" you for your oil pipeline.
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>>687050617
>it's a draw man, i mean, real cp is bad cause real kids are been harmed, but in a draw no one is getting hurt.....why would it be illegal?!
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>>687050609
>the highest point on the curve represents your ideal price. For the equation Y = X^2
the highest point in that equation is x = infinite.
Go impress some grade schoolers with your math skill dumb ass.
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>>687050423
africa is aids land
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>>687050423
underrated post
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>>687051220
Did you mean to make that a quote?
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>>687051602
nah, i was just fapping with my good hand.
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>>687051602
Who are you quoting?
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>>687045903
>>687045965
>>687046225

Pretty sure the artist is Incognitymous

Gif related.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Incognitymous/1
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>>687051220
>no one is getting hurt
the problem is sick fucks like you see this shit when you're young and become desensitized and aroused by it. this turns you into a pedophile (whether you like it or not) and increases the chances of you raping a child

>inb4 i would never do that i only masturbate to cartoon child porn
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>>687051981
i would never do that i only masturbate to cartoon child porn
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>>687051981
i never said i was fapping to that u cuk, so u're saying all the japanese are sick fucks?
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>>687051981

People also masturbate to rape porn, should that be illegal?

I mean its depicting an illegal activity.

And for that matter murder is illegal and yet we've got movies television shows and videogames filled with killing. Should we censor that out too?
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>>687051981
just like playing video games makes us all violent
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>>687051981

"i was born into kiddy-fiddling... you merely adopted it!"
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>>687052459
this right here.
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>>687043929
how many blowjobs before you blow a pony?
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>>687052372

>so u're saying all the japanese are sick fucks?

Well yes; but that doesn't mean their porn should be illegal.
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>>687051220
Probably moral outrage more than anything. The law doesn't operate purely on cold logic. It represents the majority moral standing of a society. Most people would look at loli porn and be disgusted by the concept of it. Therefore, they find it problematic. All it requires for something to be illegal is for lawmakers to agree that it should be illegal.

There could also be various problematic things people would assume about those who do enjoy cartoon loli porn, and the question of whether loli ultimately acts as a deterrent (by fulfilling their needs without harming real children) or an encouragement (helping feed into their desires and make them less avoidable).

That's going to be a debate going into the future which people aren't quite willing to discuss yet. People who enjoy loli will claim they're not actual pedophiles and have no attraction to real children and that may very well be the case. Of course, many purveyors of loli probably are pedophiles. And there's not much, if any data on how loli porn affects the behavior of pedophiles, or whether it can create pedophiles.

So it is problematic. Though in the long run I do think it should probably be legal.
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>>687052459
Wow how can you defend cp
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>>687052459
REKT
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>>687047010
this guy knows
whats the point of giving all those blowjobs to buy a pony that its just going to die?
you also need to factor in the cost of food/water and shelter.
You cant just keep a pony in your backyard.
you need a proper place to keep it.
maybe charger the kids in the neighborhood for pony rides to make your money back?
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>>687051981
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>>687052372
>all the japanese are sick fucks
well that goes without saying.

and idgaf what you jerk it to, you stood up for the legalization of child pornography so even if you aren't a pedo you're still an enabler.

so why do you feel its OK for people to rape children? what happened in your childhood that damaged you so completely?
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One more for you sick fucks
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>>687047371
b is here as long as you try hard to make oc.
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>>687052814
Because it's just illustrations.
How much more victimless can you get?
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black and white is the best I can do
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>>687051981
>go up to loli neighbour (every building/neighbourhood has 1)
>start jerkin your gherkin
>cum on her face
>stick it in her loli pussy
>as shes saying "An...Anon...I...I...dont think it will fit" ram the whole fucking thing in her
>start fucking
>cum inside her
>inbetween gasping for breath she asks
>"anon..... what....is this....stuff?"
>tell her its called cum
>"do....do you think you can....cum inside me again?"
>fucking do it
>timeskip to when shes legal
>you're now a mid 30s man with an 18 y/o wife
>when wife becomes mid 20s you repeat the process with your daughter who will grow up thinking its normal because you forced them to ostracize themselves from society so they have no way of knowing that its not
>when she gets old repeat with grand daughter
>fucking hot young pussy for life
>your fucking welcome
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>>687053038
when the fuck did i said i stood up for cp? i am talking about the cartoon u dickhead, cartoon! drawings!! stupid fuck
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>>687053396
Walder Frey style
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