Doganon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be!
RULES:
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
Thread 5. We've achieved 55 and 77.
Still need either 33 or 444 to pass. We're so close guys! Keep it up! Don't lose hope!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
Fat rolling
Well lets start off with a 333
what do we need?
>>687039634
Off by one.
Rolling
>>687039733
NICE
>>687039733
a 33 kek
>>687039733
Win!!!
>>687039733
Yes!
>>687039733
You!!!
>>687039733
Nothing now
>>687039733
Holy hell.
Four Kings have been defeated.
We're moving on, but if you guys are already losing interest from a simple 33, there's no way you can win...
gimme gimme gimme OP
Itchy ball anon from last thread. They still itch.
Also
Inb4 final boss is counting from 1 - 9 using only dubs
Fucking hell 3
1
>>687040011
checkd
3
check my dubs faggots
Has this been completed before?
Also czech em
>>687040013
>>687040018
>>687040073
well that was easy
also check em
If you roll post a number so we can get that 1-3 thing.
Also 2
now i know y'all be lovin this shit right here
>>687040013
>>687040018
>>687040073
Counting done.
Rolling
Rollin. Also try dipping your balls in honey. Works wonders
Rollll
siaon
2
>>687040011
>>687040200
dubs accounted for
roll please mom
Dubz plz
Rolllio
>>687040200
L I M P
just need trips
>>687040011
>>687040200
Dubs done. Trips now...
Rolling
Soooo all we need now is trips?
>>687040013
>>687040018
>>687040073
Counting done.
>>687040011
>>687040200
2/2 Dubs
Still beed trups.
>>687040333
FUCKING ONE AND DONE NIGGERS! NEXTTT!!
>>687040333
Trips done
Didn't realize there was a new thread
Wow. That was fast.
>>687040333
>>687040200
>>687040011
>>687040013
>>687040018
>>687040073
Firesage got rekt. Good job!
To the skeltal who was looking for his father, here he is:
Well damn.
>>687040333
Anon is bases!
Back on for the speedrun boiis
>>687040372
not anymore
>>687040045
MODS
>>687040334
BIZKIT IS RIGHT HERE
Ayyyyyyy, op are all bosses dks1? Havent seen a thread of this for awhile
nice work anons!
>>687040473
No quads for a while now
thats real fuckin neato
You're going down gravelord bitch
>>687040533
>>687040544
2 sets of dubs checked and rekt
>>687040473
>>687040533
>>687040544
2/3 dubs
>>687040473
Rollin
>>687040533
>>687040544
Two dubs down already!
trip dip
Roll again
Oh and more dog pics pls, I love that dog
Gib dubs fam
Based Hazel rolls!
>>687040533
>>687040544
Two dubs down
>>687040700
Make that 3
roll for trips
>>687040700
Nice
>>687040722
>>687040544
>>687040533
Dubs completed.
Hazel grants you another roll!
Dubs down need trips fampai
>>687040700
DUBS ARE DONE just need two trips
>>687040700
3 dubs
>>687040473
Rolling
>>687040811
>or quads
i summon thee trips into this mortal realm
>>687040758
again
888
>>687040811
Lol more dubs! We all get dubs!
Almost time for quads boyos
>>687041111
>>687040473
rolling
Thank mr skeltal
okay guys we have a chance to get trips AND quads
999
trips dip dip?
>>687040999
WOO
Nihher
Give quadsquad
>>687040999
okay
>>687040999
i love me sometimes kek
>>687040999
Trrrrrrips down
>>687040957
tryna get quads
>>687040999
Good golly
>>687040533
roll for 1111
111 get
One down
>>687040999
>>687040794
If only you had a sword to put on its head
111
Come on trips praise satan
If I get trips Ima keep them all for myself
Post faster
oh well we can still get 222!
whurr ma 222
>>687041005
We need more like this!
More motivation to get you guys going!
Hazel... ROLL!
We can get trips, right big guys?
Gee bill
Tripppppppppsssssss
>>687041232
no we cant
>>687041311
333
Not inly do my balls itch but they smell as well
Close
333
Just one more trip
444 get. Its fucking simple.
Fine, guess I'll have to get the damn trips.
444
444
>>687041405
Nitos a dick
>>687041349
Scratch them and smell your fingers, then describe the smell to us
>>687041444
Gib
sometimes
>>687041520
i feel like
Need 555
5
>>687041415
444
Gib
If you're 555..
>>687041571
a motherless
>>687041666
gib satanic trips
SATAN, I CALL TO THEE!!!!
>>687041617
child of satan
Come on satan
What do ya call these?
show me triples!!
Stand aside.
777
roll
Yabba dabba doo
777!
kkk
Watch
>>687041741
>Fucking nothing
>>687041493
It smells like really old semen and ranch dressing. I think there may actually be ranch dressing on my balls. Send help.
888 is imminent
Man, nobody in this thread can do anything right.
scooby dooby dubs
>>687041725 shit, reroll
die
eee
Trips have
double chance at triples!
999
>>687041916
>888 saying nice dubs
Well 999 isn't bad
Cumin up on the next quad drop
>>687041821
Dig around and find the dressing. Taste it and describe
Come to daddy
DUB TRIPS
2222?
Rollus some Triplici
Vault 111
doin gods work
Need
>>687042111
here
QUADS NOW!
We'll never kill this fuck.
Wait I forgot to praise the sun\[+]/
Quads comin
222 Get.
>>687042208
>gets 3 dubs and a trips in 2 mins
>spends the next 20 waiting on trips
Happy Memorial Day, doganon
>>687042011
It still has that distinct ranch taste but the texture is changed from the pubes in it. Well on the bright side I can use it as floss.
Help
333incoming
It's like the 4 kings all over again. Come on anons we can do this!
even further beyond
Remember it took many tries on your first play through.
kill
fat roll
444?
444.
We got this one
444
>>687042287
Thanks, reganon! :)
Hazel rolls for you!
we suck ane
>>687042445
yup
Never gonna win
>>687042445
fam...
>>687042162
[spoiler] I tried [/spoiler]
>>687042295
You magnificent creature
555
I told you we should have dropped by blighttown to get power within
These are not trips
>>687042507
5 5 5 g i t n i g g e r s
>>687042339
Dammit I was so fucking close
Hi
>>687042555
*GASPS*
>>687042555
Shitnig
>>687042134
Kek I'm in that thread
>Drawfag helping with gets
>>687042555
thank fucking god
>>687042555
yes
>>687042555
FINALLY
>>687042555
>>687040999
>>687040811
>>687040700
>>687040544
>>687040533
We got it! One boss closer to the end, guys!
4 kings, easy bash
>>687042572
I'm busy flossing and smelling my testicle fingers to worry about your damn trips.
>>687042666
jesus christ
check'd
hazel bows to you
>>687042555
>drops the mic
Come on satan
>>687042702
Just fucking rush him
>>687042702
fuck your dlcs
im too poor for that
No trips here
>>687042666
This will count as one of your trips. That was pretty impressive. Two to go.
>>687042776
damn so close
>>687042666
Holy fuck anon
>>687042666
kek omfg
>>687042884
doganon, I have question:
Is that your dog?
>>687042702
I WANT HIS FUCKING TAIL!
>>687042666
Satan is with you
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
>>687043053
>implying whips are even slightly decent weapons
I tried again
Well i guess i can stop jerking off for a second and see if I can hit a triple
>>687043073
and also with you
>das tripels
>>687043174
I'M A FUCKING COLLECTOR AND I NEVER GOT IT!
Solaire will protect thee
>>687042884
250 replies op
>>687043216
roll
Strat meeting:
wat do?
>>687043335
roll more?
>>687043420
never stop rolling
>>687043335
harder is coming. trips are nothing compared to what lies ahead. save the skip
>>687043335
Zerg Rush.