SJWs posting memes of an albino gorilla saying "i bet the cops wouldn't have shot him" and totally failing to see how racist that is.

>>687006325
Failing to see? Of course they see you fucking dope. That's the whole idea.

>>687006132
I can but can't believe this shit is what counts for news Americans care about. And I'm American.

>>687006132
that's a monkey

>>687006603
Here's another one.

They're inadvertently calling black men gorillas.

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>>687006799

No joking around this is actually starting to piss me off the more I think about it. Surely there was a non lethal way to get the gorilla that was PROTECTING THE CHILD away. Like fuck I dont know, distract it and lure it away with food or toys. Slip drugs in his fucking food if you have to. He has no reason to kill the child you fucks. They're gentle creatures. Yes they're huge but they're generally calm.

And the mother, where the fuck were you, ypu fucking failure?!

Ok I'm done

>>687006132
#blacklivesdontmatter
https://youtu.be/-ytqQIE14fQ

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>>687006132
I can't believe it's not butter!

>>687006894
They're comparing people with apes, note that they compare an albino gorilla with a white person. It's not a big deal and it hurts me that I have to explain this.

>>687007105
People think with emotions and not logic anymore.

>>687006132
>I can't believe the cops shot another unarmed black man
No big deal -- they can always go to Detroit or Chicago and catch another one.

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>>687007105

Not just this, but as a parent, if my kid dropped in the exhibit of something that could rip the head off most apex predators, you don't stand on the sideline screaming 'mama loves you baby'

You jump in and protect your blood, even if that means imminent death.

But being a non American and therefore uninhibited by retardation, I know from a glance that the gorilla wasn't being aggressive in any way. Gorilla kids are made of strong stuff, so its gonna drag it around.

Its teeth weren't bared, it wasn't roaring or standing up, and was holding the childs hand while it was crying.

So you know, jump in with palms open, no shiny shit, avoid eye contact stand your ground dont bare teeth, and hold your hand out to your kid.

99% chance the gorillas gonna see the kids reaction and let it go, 1% its a jealous prick and keeps it away from me.

Gorillas can rip cars apart, you think that child would be alive if the gorilla was being aggressive?

Fucking Americans.

>>687007105
None of that matters. The zoo was handed responsibility of the child's life when it fell into the enclosure and they sacrificed what they had for a visitor.

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>>687007105
you should probably at least read a single real article about something before you form an opinion.

>>687007869
>mfw you think you would actually jump into a gorilla exhibit for anyone.

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>>687007869
>you don't stand on the sideline screaming 'mama loves you baby'
unless nigger

>>687006132
So edgy

>>687008110

We're not all pussies like you man.

>>687008239
best be trolling son

>>687008317

>Son

You're 17, I really hope you dont have a son nigger.

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>>687008239

>>687007105
>>687007869
Please tell me more about your gorilla expertise. You obviously know much more about gorillas than the many Zoo Keepers and animal conservationists who agreed that it was the right thing to do.

>>687007105
the mother was checking her facebook notifications you faggot. leave her alone.

>>687008239
i dont have to be a pussy to be afraid of being beaten to death by a gorilla. also, keeping your child calm would be number 1. also also, she kept telling her kid NOT to jump in and he was all like "fuck you bitch thats my dad!" so yea you and the other nigger are just racist cock gobblers. i mean to be fair raacism is funny, but youre just all around shitty people

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For real though, he never did anything wrong
I hope those parents face charges
I've seen that barrier, a kid doesn't get past it in a few seconds to a minute, he was fucking around in there for a while to get past

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>>687006132

>>687008592
>"fuck you bitch thats my dad!"
See pic at >>687008159

The facebook posts would be a little differebt if they tranq'd it and freaked out and killed the kid

>>687007869
>something that could rip the head off most apex predators
gorillas arent superman, theyre a snack for leopards and other predators

All of the yelling that the mother and crowd were doing were causing the gorilla to freak out. Like keeping the kid calm fucking mattered. Fucking retarded ass parents. They don't care about reality, they just don't want their kids to have to feel real fear or emotion.

>>687008555
Frankly it is true that when agitated and confused gorillas can become unexpectedly violent

And that ain't his fault because its a fucking gorilla, he is incapable of malice, he just freaks the fuck out when hes confused

It is true there was a very significant risk of Harambe hurting the kid, frankly as strong as an adult gorilla is he could have killed the kid without meaning to, but that was never his fault, and the kid's retard parents need to face charges

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>>687008775
>>687008231

>>687008919
>Fucking retarded ass parents.
= nigger. Redundant

Is there a video of the gorilla being shot or just him dragging around the niglet?

>>687006132
Don't compare gorillas to niggers it very insulting to gorillas

>>687008864
>They're a snack for leopards and other predators

Hey look, a nigger pulling made up facts out of his ass to seem smart

Leopards eat gorilla infants, they damn well don't go anywhere near a fully grown 400lb adult male bull because they understand that it would chase them down and fucking kill them.

>>687007105
>Gentle

Didn't Gorillas kill Tarzan's parents? Nice try, fag.

>>687009176
Gorilla was protecting niglet. Got shot anyway. Hope shooter was nigger.

>>687009264
>gorilla bull
lol

Yeah, leopards kill silverback gorillas. The only place where they have super strength is on the internet. Get over it

>>687007105
>distract it and lure it away with food or toys
It's a wild beast not your average simple minded murrican.

>>687007105
It was a nigger child too. Such a waste..

>>687006741
When a crowd of 100,000 and hordes of media gather outside Buckingham palace for the next royal birth we'll talk.

All kidding aside, yeah it's fucked up. Like the dentist shooting the lion. But the SJWs must have nothing else to do.

>>687008864
The biggest thing they can kill really is a lion the top 3 predators ane Kodiake bears Tigeres and Wolf packs

>>687009476
You Canadatards sure do love talking out of your ass.

>>687009264
its been observed idiot
leopards kill to survive, gorillas sit on their ass and eat plants, what the fuck do you expect?
enough with this "rip your arms out of their sockets" stupidity, how big of a 12yearold moron would you have to be to believe that

>>687009706
>gorillas killing lions
you are as dumb as they come

>>687006132
Kek'd hard

Thx anon

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>>687009264
>bull

>>687007869
This dudes years of experience in zoology and gorilla expertise should have been consulted before they shot.

>>687009434
>Being this retarded

A sufficiently strong and fit human being could effectively fight back against a leopard

Leopards tend to top out at around 30kg and have a bite force quotient of around 94, which is less than the 117 scored by an average large breed domestic dog.

A gorilla, weighing on average 180kg and being anywhere from six to fifteen times stronger than a full grown human male, would literally just grab and snap a leopard in the vast majority of confrontations, stop being a retard

>>687008029
> visitor
If they had a no niggers policy the dumb cunt would not have been in that enclosure.

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>>687009769
>not canadian
>not mexican
>not european

Every fucking time. Keep guessing fatso.

>>687010088
you must be a cocksucking imitation Nigger. In other words, a Brazillian. Only blacks in the world who pretend they are white.

Use mei to counter winston

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>>687010036
Like this guy?

Leopard looks terrified.

>inb4 fight m IRL leopard

>>687008555
>>687009928

Its political I promise you.

The cops made the call to shoot, they had the authority to make the call in the situation because they perceived a human life to be in danger.

And will all the #blacklivesmatter stuff going on, the last thing they need is 'cops refuse to save black child', they would have shot if the kid landed in a kitten enclosure.

>>687008837
Fuck yeah it would have been awesome.

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>>687009421
Yes, but all I see is big nigger dragging niglet underwater, not big nigger getting shot. I like to watch videos of poaching and rare animals being killed from the comfort of my basement, so I need a leaked video of Giga Nigga dying. Also, roll quads to defeat Giga Nigga.

>>687009785
It has been observed on one single documented occasion

You are literally arguing that a 30kg animal with a bite weaker than a large domestic dog will reliably kill a 180kg animal strong enough to uproot large trees in order to get at the leaves and fruit

>>687007869
Lol...yeah, I'd love to see you try that. Go ahead, jump into a gorilla pen with your hands open, I'm sure they'll totally let you hang around them then. Man, imagine if Dian Fossey knew about your magical techniques with gorillas. All those years of trying to gain their trust from a large distance. If only she knew she could just jump into their group with her palms open, she could have saved so much time.

Jesus Christ, stop watching movies, you fucking naive twat

>>687010036
you got anything else to say than calling me retarded?

leopards kill gorillas, just fucking google it you blithering idiot
leopards kill humans all the fucking time

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_attack

how someone can be so unable to use the internet to attain information and still find his way to 4chan is a gigantic fucking mystery

>>687008919
>niggers

up next..
the parents sue the zoo for millions of dollars.
Just wait.

>>687007523
I think its time to go back to tumblr.

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>>687010230
Nope keep guessing fattass.

>white

I'm assuming this has exhausted your knowledge of other nations outside your own.

>>687010328
>What is false equivalence

That man is clearly paralyzed by fear, and also appears to be a nigger, so by definition is not a prime human specimen

That man has clearly made the flight choice, in a fight or flight decision.

>>687010337
This pretty much. Even if they saved the gorilla and the kid somebody would still be in the shit pot for some reason except the person who caused it.

>>687010466
Nothing else needs to be said other than to call you retarded
You are being retarded friend

>>687008989
Ah the father had disappeared like the nigger he is long ago.
Nigger single moms on snapchat not watching their niglets

>>687010386
>leopard size : 30 to 80kg
saying it tops out at 30kg is like saying a gorilla tops out at 70kg

>>687010687
alright nevermind then

keep making gorilla vs threads and jerking the gorilla superman myth off you yammering ninny

>>687006132
Kek'd

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>>687010337
That's a pretty good call anon.

Except wasn't it the zoo workers who shot dat nasty gorilla not the police? I may be wrong.

>>687009434
Kek
> love watching internet know nothing fags act like experts

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>>687010582
>appears to be a nigger, so by definition is not a prime human specimen

Kek. Fair enough. I'll concede just for making me kek.

Why is every 'gorilla vs x' thread filled with children who believe gorillas can throw a bus?

Gorillas are an average animal when it comes to strength for their size.

>>687009785
Chimpanzees are capable of ripping limbs out of sockets, actually. An adult male silverback would absolutely be able to do that.

>>687009785
More experts

>>687010328

That dude is overcome with fear, IE a pussy.

>>687010406
Theres a difference between gaining trust and interacting. She was trying to interact with their kids and family and shit, and Gorillas are very protective of their young.

For one, gorillas understand what a human child is, and can understand paternal bonds. Another thing, human/gorilla contact happens all the fucking time, they're not territorial animals, and commonly approach humans trekking through the wilds. There are dozens of videos on youtube you can see for yourself, Gorillas are chill as fuck, Probably one of the most chilled animals out there.

So way to let your indignation ruin your shitty argument. You're probably a nigger whos just jealous that gorillas have on average a higher IQ.

>>687010969
i used to love it but I can no longer stand these retards, they offend me
cant they just go to africa and die offering a silverback a handjob like they always dreamed of

gorillas are soft docile turds, i bet a flock of 5 wild dogs would make a quick snack of one

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>>687010969
A gaggle of heffer gorillas could easily own a troop of alpha lesser spotted leotards.

Get a brian moran

>>687009785

>Double the muscle density of humans
>A head shorter than humans
>over double the weight of humans

I've seen first hand a gorilla throw a 20 foot tree trunk 50 feet at its enclosures plexiglass. They are ridiculously strong.

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>>687011051
>Gorillas are an average animal when it comes to strength for their size.

A T-Rex had average strength for it's size. It just happened to be rather large.

>>687006132
hey op,
this new /b/ can't see the great lulz that should have resulted from your post. I really hate this new /b/

>>687011114
>Chimpanzees are capable of ripping limbs out of sockets, actually.
uh....no
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2009/02/how_strong_is_a_chimpanzee.html

a chimp is as strong as an average human. But why do I bother refering to science, you will make another chimp/gorilla superman post tomorrow anyway

>>687011455
I've seen a gorilla give Jupiter a new moon.

>>687010846
I ain't suggesting that gorillas are all superman
I am simply pointing out that you clearly have no understanding of how strong they are

Chimpanzees have been known for tearing houses apart in certain places to get at the human babies inside

Great apes are strong, I'm not suggesting its fucking goku or something

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>>687010846
You're a bit worked up anon
>deep breaths man.. Deep breaths

>>687011510
Interestingly strength to size ratios almost invariably increase massively the smaller an animal is

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>>687011615
>how_strong_is_a_chimpanzee.html

>No question mark.
>Illiterate fucking plebs.
>Ignore.

>>687011681
I refer you to
>>687011615

>>687011695
>jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>687011887
Is that why your mother is so weak?

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>>687011681
>Chimpanzees have been known for tearing houses apart in certain places to get at the human babies inside
not sure if serious

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>>687006132
shh...no tears now

>>687011114
Holy fuck we've got a whole world of ape experts in this thread.
> I suggest you guys get back to your work running zoos and wildlife reserves that trolling /b/

>>687007869
>something that could rip the head off most apex predators
lol a grizzerly bear could kick 4 gorrilas asses

>>687011654

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4amRA0jl0qI

It lazily rips apart a banana tree.

That would take 3 strong men fully exerting themselves to do.

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This fucker is approaching your house and is about to eat your baby. Wat do?

>>687011954
Yes, a chimp is as strong as a human, while being generally smaller than humans at around 80lbs ish

And then you have an ape easily 3 times the size of an average human

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>>687011954
> pretending to be retarded
Kek

>>687012126
That's actually true
Its like 3rd world nations where chimps live in the wild ofc, so the houses are fairly ramshackle

But they do go to the effort of trying to tear off doors and rooves to get at the juicy human babies inside

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>>687011887
As do many things anon. The largest brain to body mass ratio isn't human as one might expect, but some filthy fucking ant.

Or this monstrosity.

>>687012524
That kid is gonna wake up one day and start levitating around exploding people's heads

>>687012300
>easily 3 times
adult male silverback gorillas average at about 180kg minus 20-30kg food in their belly at all times

thats 2 average men

>>687012524
Now we got an anthropologist up in the thread

>>687011262
They understand that the child looks like a small, young primate. Animals defending the young of other animals is incredibly rare and really doesn't happen as often as you would like to believe, or what the media would like you to believe. Chimps, for example, which are admittedly far more aggressive than gorillas, will actively invade other chimp groups, and if a chimp infant is captured, it will be passed around their group, each member taking a bite out of it. In all honesty, this gorilla was probably dragging it around because he was interested in what it was, or curious about it, not because he was protecting it, or because he was trying to harm it. They said he was slamming the kid's head into the wall repeatedly, and I'm betting he was doing that because he wanted the kid to stop making noises.

...but one thing is for sure....they ARE territorial. They don't have defined borders for their territories in the manner of a wolf pack or a tiger, their "borders" are more based on the family group. If you approach their group unwarranted (what you're talking about is the gorilla troupe making the approach, entirely different) the male will put himself between you and the females, fully ready to smash you into a pile of human goo. Jumping into their pen would have probably scared him, which would have caused him to get aggressive.

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>>687012226
You sound like the kinda guy who knows how much force three fully exerted men can exert....

>>687006132
>gorilla
>man
Pick one.

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>>687012635
>anthropologist

>>687012625
More experts
> whose running the zoo
> don't know they're all on /b/

>>687012625
Global average body mass is 62kg

America are just fat fucks so your average is 80kg+

>>687006132
He dindu nuffin
He was out preaching the word of god

>>687011615
What that article conveniently omits is that same chimp ripped the woman's hands off

>>687006132
1 million internets to any anon who puts a "He dindo nuffin" and a "black lives matter" sign on that gorilla enclosure

>>687012660
This motherfucker is right
> goddamn mother fuckin experts

>>687012867
>62kg
lol
I weigh 109kg and im quite likely leaner than you

Having been trained n gorilla warfar I can tell you that they can lift cars, boats, jets and even a space shuttle. Some of the can even read minds.
Gorillas are really dangerous and thank god they killed it.

>>687007105
you know that the mother will file a lawsuit on the zoo

>>687013111
You're fucking not mate
I'm 6'0" and 65 kilos
So unless you are around 9 feet tall at least, dream the fuck on nigger

>>687013004
Fuck that'd be glorious
> would pay to see

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>>687012293
apologize for enslaving his people

Well, cops gotta do what a cops gotta do. Shoot the black man at the crime scene is on their agenda I heard.

>>687013263
> skinny weaboo

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>>687012660
you sure use them fancy words boy your kind aint welcome here

>>687013434
>Not amerifat

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>>687012660
>They don't have defined borders for their territories in the manner of a wolf pack or a tiger, their "borders" are more based on the family group.

Thats called personal space, not territory, and any animal is gonna get up in your face if you walk up and sit next to their kid.

How would you react if some random bloke came into your house and sat in your kids room?

Fucking idiot.

And Yes they can distinguish human children, many apes can, and since this ones in a zoo and has seen literally hundreds of thousands of humans, I would be an arm he knew this was one of them.

>If you approach their group unwarranted (what you're talking about is the gorilla troupe making the approach, entirely different) the male will put himself between you and the females, fully ready to smash you into a pile of human goo.

Wrong again. Approaching their families is not a sign of aggression. Unless you literally go and sit next to their kids and you keep a respectable distance, they will not see you as a threat.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODyB9i6bGwQ

There is thousands of hours of footage on gorillas being docile to strangers when treated with respect.

Also if he was slamming the kids head against the wall he would be dead or still in hospital, like I said earlier he was released 3 hours after the incident.

>>687013263
>I'm 6'0" and 65 kilos
jesus fucking christ im not even taller than you

how do you even carry your keys with those skinny legs

>>687013646
>Would bet an arm

My mistake. Kind of like your life.

the mother works at a daycare, you know what to do /b/ros

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>>687013263
Not that faggot but I weigh 190 kg. True story. Morbid obesity is the term they like to use.

>>687013559
when you're 6ft and 65kg, youre the joke lol
being a skeleton is as bad as being a fat fuck

>>687013265
thinking the same
>anons get to work
and bring back pics with a e-mail on a bit of paper held next to it and we will pass the hat around

>>687012660
>Slamming the kid's head into the wall
Do you read what you write? Kid would be reaaaally dead by now if that happened

>>687013899
BMI is 19.4
Lower end of the healthy range, but within it by a decent margin.

Americans are just all fat cunts and have no idea what a normal human weight to be is, so they go on about being 100kg+ as though it's impressive to carry another small human made of fat around on your worthless fucking skeleton.

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and now there's rumors of her suing the zoo. pic related, its the mom

>>687013778
How do you even fit through your door with those fucking disgusting blubbery thighs.

I bet you have to use a wetwipe on a rag to scrape the crud out of your folds you waste of skin

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>>687014476
first of all, im scandinavian, and im a 100m runner at a high level
second of all, I know exactly 0 fat people, and I dont even think my little sister weighs 65kg

>>687014476
Sorry Slim, I'm American and I'm ~95kg because I weight lift 4 days a week. Dont be mad because yuropoors can't afford to eat, with your Oliver Twist ass

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>>687013778
So you aren't as tall as me, and yet you weigh 109kg

I told it 5ft 10 at a generous guess

I even had the good grace to tell it you were highly active

You're obese anon

>>687007105
>PROTECTING THE CHILD
You can read the minds of animals? Can you come do my cat. I wanna know if he thinks OP is a faggot

>>687014756
>folds
see
>>687015035

>>687015035
settle down thunder thighs. looks like you couldn't even break 11.0 sec in the 100m

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>>687015209
>inb4 hurr durr its all muscle

bet u look like this huh anon

>>687013646
What is territory if not personal space? It's space....you claim as your own. You're trying to argue semantics to get away from the fact that you're wrong.

I'm sure he knew it was a human child. I'm also sure he wasn't defending the child. Like I said, he was curious about the kid, doesn't mean he was going to go "noble savage" all over the kid. You are anthropomorphizing this event, and trying to find human qualities in the actions of this ape. He wasn't defending the child.

Like I said...Dian Fossey literally wrote the book on interaction with gorillas. Her work was groundbreaking. She spent years on the outskirts of their family groups, until the group ended up approaching her, and welcoming her into their family. She didn't walk DIRECTLY TO THE MALE to take something from him that he was holding while holding her palms out to him under the assumption he wouldn't annihilate her. That's incredibly naive.

Also, most news reports said the kid sustained serious injury, at least one detailing how the gorilla kept slamming his head into the wall. Doesn't really change the fact that the gorilla just saw something new in his pen and wanted to check out what it was, not fucking defend the child. NOTE: this has happened before...but it was a female gorilla that defended the child, importantly one that had just recently lost her own infant.

>>687015209
/fit/ here. BMI is flawed it doesnt take into account for muscle, faggot
derp weight vs height
>an hero

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>>687015209
>I even had the good grace to tell it you were highly active
I dont know, does 9 national medals in sprinting count as highly active? Nah, too generous I guess.

I'll just go scrub my folds again

>>687015496
>>687015438
>Hurr its all muscle

Yeah alright giga nigga

>>687015298
>muscular thighs
>bad thing

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>>687006132

Nice B8 M8

>>687014247
Check the news reports. Most said the kid sustained serious injury. If the gorilla was just trying to get the kid to shut up, he wouldn't have used full force. More like a, "hey...shut the hell up."

>>687015552
>Bragging about imaginary achievements
>On the internet
>Over an anonymous image board

You've never achieved anything anon, calm down now.

>>687015461
>What is territory if not personal space? It's space....you claim as your own. You're trying to argue semantics to get away from the fact that you're wrong.

Stopped reading there.

Your fallacies are too much, closing this thread.

Go throw some knives at gorillas so I have something funny to watch on liveleak in a few months faggot.

>>687013367
>ignorant nigger
Cops weren't there, gaping asshole, rectal prolapse, pillow biting, cock smoking, rim jobbing faggot.
> zoo keepers did it

>>687007105
>PROTECTING THE CHILD
It fucking dragged the kid round by it's leg for ten minutes. The child was in serious danger.
Agree about the mom though.

>>687015908
>green text

I can do it too, see? You just let me win, thank you.

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>>687015627
go eat something, you're getting ornery

>>687016397
I'm already eating anon
I made chicken noodle soup like 3 minutes ago

>>687015627
A pic has already been provided

You're a skeleton, get over it captain auschwitz

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>>687016538
>chicken noodle soup
explains your extreme malnutrition

going to bed now, please get well

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>>687016542
>Captain Auschwitz

I kek'd, how topical anon

>>687015461
More zoologists on the thread

>>687016696
>Has a problem with chicken
>And noodles
Pretty standard foods man

ITT: Skeleton finally gets rekt by He-man

>>687016666
winrar

>>687016917
don't samefag friendo

>>687016666
Hey look 6x satan quads

>>687016666
holy fuck

>>687016666
Quads checked

>>687015908
ignoring the opponent's argument basically means you can't refute them.

there's no fallacy, you just can't come to terms with being wrong

>>687015908
>thinking fallacies matter at all

>>687013111
He's right tho. 62 is average global weight fatty

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>>687015786
> serious injury
Actually minor scratches

>>687015461
Gonna need the academic reference on this dissertation

>>687017282
Yeah and 4'9 is the average height. So what are you, midget or skeleton?

>>687017417
Doesn't change my point

>>687017553
I am a gorilla

>>687017629
Lol no it isn't you dumb faggot
170.3 cm - 185.6 cm depending on continent

I'll jump in2 this discussion; zoos r immoral & that child's mother doesn't love that child or anything.

>>687017282
>refering to average weight when over a billion people are at risk of starving to death
getting a bit desperate, are we skeletor?

>>687017964
Let's get this straight....no one loves that child. It's black.

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>>687017629
>4'9"
>Average height

DO YOU GUYS FEEL IT?

THE EDGE IN THIS POST??

CAN CUT DIAMONDS

>>687018366
Not really

>>687015461
>...but it was a female gorilla that defended the child, importantly one that had just recently lost her own infant.
Heard about that happening, but didn't know that about the gorilla. Thanks.

>>687018141
Spot on nigger

Can we have an argument about the calibrate of rifle it took to kill the beast.
>.308? Head shot

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Here ha go op. You earned it.

>>687018889
I imagine they used a larger calibre in order to ensure the shot was disabling in the event that the marksman failed to hit a perfect headshot.

They likely used a hollow point round, to that same effect.

>>687018365

>>687018889
I would imagine something in the range of a 30-06 springfield hollowpoint

They're mostly used for hunting, and cause massively disabling tissue damage pretty much wherever they land

I hope it was a clean headshot, that gorilla didn't deserve to suffer a second of pain for that dumb niggress and her niggerspawn

>>687018088
>>687018088
Im not that same guy but alright
If you wanna get into statistics, 2 billion of people are overweight, you dumbass.
you cant mention the starving people and then forget all the fat bastards

>>687006132
They should have shot the mother and the niglet mthrfckr

>>687022322

then niggers would have taken to the streets and had "black lives matter" protests