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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
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Dio-sama...
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Claiming best girlie!
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Gonna steal one last image slot from fresh thread because I am gangsta like that. Goodbye anons, was fun.
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>>686979640
Cirno/Toriel claimed
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>>686979640
Post a quote from your waifu and let other's guess the context

> "TRIPLE TIP PENETRATION"- Peridot
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Thread is kinda meh atm
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>>686980080
Cirno , back to HG please
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Given the chance, I would make a loli-vampire feel young again.
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>>686979949
Eww wtf disproportionate
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>>686980155

>Since when were you the one in control?

>>686979731
Peridot. No offense I probably won't remember it after today. But I'll try too.
>>686979802
Awesome then. I'll try to get a good PC too, but it will take a while
>>686979888
fml then
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>>686980408
I forgot a pic
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>>686980155
>Do we still do phrasing?
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>>686980408
>fml
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>>686980213
Is it? Then I think it's time for a...

QOTT: If you could be an animal, what would you like to be?
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>>686980155
>Cats have feelings too!
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>>686980510
>Go away goat ....
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>>686980742
No
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>>686980674
a mammoth!!!
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>>686980674
A fly because they have a short lifespan
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>>686980803
Oh, heya Graf. Been a while since we last spoke.
How are you?
>>686980829
I think so too. This is just strange.
>>686980674
Cat
>>686980923
I can't remember uploading this video of mine
>>686981069
Why not an ant so you could at least be a part in something bigger?
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a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))
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>>686981069
Meh. I'm tierd. I'll leave.
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>>686980674
Probably some variant of eagle, or dolphin.
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>>686980674
Honey badger.
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>>686980674
Does it have to be a real animal? Do dinosaurs count?


Shadowrun style dragon

Velocoraptor

Octopus

>>686981196
Hey Chara! How goes it?


Back from lunch, had a nice pizza and then a walk with my parents
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>>686980803
I sexually identify as a goat.
Ever since i was a little boy I've dreamed up crossing casms, chewing grass.
Some people say it's impossible, and I'm fucking retarded but instantaneously i am being fitted by a plastic surgeon for hooves and horns.
If you dissaprove then you are a goatophobe and should check your animal privilege
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>>686980408
S'cool if you don't remember, I don't post often enough to warrant remembering to be honest.

>>686980510
Steven Universe gets a lot of innuendo past the sensors

> a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering
> her fingers were too fast for us!
> it's cool, i've seen your junk before
> "you need to put more ball in your cannon" "...is that gonna hurt?"
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>>686981415
You could stay and chat

Pleasant conversation is also nice
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>>686981821
>PHRASING! PERIDOT! PHRASING!
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>>686980674
Turritopsis dohrnii, the idiot of the seas, which apparently is immortal.
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>>686981890
Can I join?
I'm the cook.
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>>686981619
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>>686981711
Heya Fran! I'm fine!
>Had a walk with my parents
You could threaten me with a walk with my parents.
>>686981718
kek, let me try too

I sexually identifiy as a knife.
Ever since I was a little boy, I've dreamed of being used to cut veggies and meat alike.
Some people say it's impossible, and I'm fucking retarded but instantaneosly I am being fitted by a plastic surgeon for points and edges.
If you dissaprove then you are a knifephobe and should check your kitchen utensil privilege
>>686981821
Nah, I remember you from earlier threads but I'm just bad with names
>even more with shows I don't watch
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>>686981890
Bad mood.
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>>686982178
It's ok, I forgive you Charlie.
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>>686982050
this guy reminds me of a porn star

>>686982240
I'm sorry.
What has placed you in such a state?
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>>686982275
>Charlie
What was that Period?
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>>686982035
Good to see someone is being smart about it

>>686982178
>Could threaten me with a walk with my parents

Oh, that sucks. They not on board with the whole transgirl thing? I'm sure my grandma would be if I told her I was gay

What type of pizza abomination did you plan to make?
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>>686982414
He is actually a porn star.
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>>686982598
It's you.
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>>686980508
isnt chara a child
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>>686977989 (Shizuru)
not much, just browsing 4chan right now
>rattle
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>>686982810
How are you gentlemen?

You are on the path to destruction.

You have no chance yo survive make your time.

Hah hah hah...
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Obligatory claim.
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>>686983045
You seem joyful
hello
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>>686981196
Hi Chara !
>Im fine , like allways i hate my employees.
How about you ?
Where are you been ?

>>686981718
And im 12 years old girl
>Love me pls senpaii
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>>686980674
Oh yeah, I actually did what you told me. I just started limiting my time here, posting less and less. It will be easier to cut out completely this way.

Any luck with that album?
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>>686983210
>>686983223
What.
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>>686982598
Sorry. Chester?
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>>686982690
I'm not smart, just the person who always breaks the boundaries.

>>686983045
Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device, time is running out.
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>>686983223
>4 seconds apart
Interesting.
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>>686982690
No, not because of that, because of general things.
Like... hmm... they're the kind of people who'd think you're irresponsible and forget important things when you forgot to take your glass to the table

>What type of pizza abomination did you plan to make
none yet. Pizza is pretty much okay as it is. You can literally put everything on it and it works in some way or another.
>>686982810
It's me
>>686982954
Chara is a child, yes, I am not.
>>686983351
Nowhere in particular, today I was with my uncle and friends and we watched X-Men
>>686983392
Still wrong, Peter
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>>686983223
Madness

>>686983476
And you're quick to catch on
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>>686983210
Hey!

>>686983223
Which one is real?

WHO DO I SHOOT!
>>686983410
Either way, have fun with immortality
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>>686983690
Better shoot them both to be safe.
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>>686983790
Agreed.
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>>686983690
The first one is the real one
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>>686983045
Hey ananas. We all are on the path of destruction, it's called life. Wadup?

>>686983383
I'm happy that it's working out for you and sad at the same time, I would really hate to have you disappear entirely but I guess that's what you want, nothing I can do about it.
Not yet, and I don't have much hope. I have it on 192kbps so I guess that will suffice.
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>>686983893
Passive aggressiveness has been taken to a new level.

Right in the skull.
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>>686983517
Ok, last try.

Caroline?
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>>686983624
I'm always quick. At least that's what she said...
Hi beautiful.
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>>686983690
I don't really know, the immortality would be a lot of fun, but having to spend that time all as stupid as a jellyfish.
Although ignorance is bliss and I wouldn't probably whine about it during that time considering I wouldn't even realize my own existence.
We're getting real damn existentialist here.
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>>686983690
Heyo, Bones. Hope you're doing well.
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>not a single all your base are belong to us

Hmmm.

Kden.
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>>686984400
Let the old jokes rest.
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>>686984211
>starts with C and is a female name
I'm okay with that, Penny
>>686984313
Oh, I like that train of thought. But I wouldn't call it living but then again I wouldn't be so miserable simply because I lack the understanding of life I have now.
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>>686983517
>ifunny
Fine... I'm not going to be petty about this too. How's life going? Dank Souls is pretty fun but I hate how nothing is explained, it's frustrating to try to do something multiplayer without knowing what are the rules that stop you from summoning someone.
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>>686984491
Bitch it's a classic.

A legacy.
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>>686984291
hello
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>>686983517
Yeah, my dad can be like that too. And be a bit condescending at times

Use them as buns for a burger!

>>686983790
But only in the kneecaps

>>686983923
I don't know!

>>686984313
Yeah, just chill around and float about


>>686984396
How are you?

>Don't want to have it shoot you

>>686984400
Let the dead stay dead
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>>686984040
I started playing Nuclear Throne competitively again. Well semi-competitively at least.

Did the daily, I got like top 50. Pretty good.
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>>686984400
I liked the idea of Red Alert 2 more.

>>686984686
That is what I was aiming at with the whole "ignorance is bliss" part.
The fear of gaining consciousness for a moment there would drive one to want euthanasia though.

>>686984859
True, although they do have quite a few enemies.
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>>686983893
>filename
Are you playing overwatch or just jumping on the high noon train for jokes?
>>686984776
And that's exactly why you need to let it rest.
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>>686984706
You can summon two people and get invaded by one person. If you use an item you can summon two people and can get invaded by two.
Depending on where you are invaders can also be friendly or hostile. Some choose to invade you, some covenants simply summons them to either help you or attack you.
Normally you can distinguish the phantoms by their colours, but some rings let them alter their colour, so try to lock them on. If you can lock on them, they're hostile. If not, they're here to help you.
>more ifunny shit I found on google
>>686984859
but... but I did that already, didn't I?
>>686985124
Probably. If I get a conciousness as a jellyfish I'd be like "what the fuck have I been doing with my life? Can't I do something else?"
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