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Warhammer Fantasy/40K meme/funny general thread.

12 hours untill GTAV download finishes (1mb/s, shitty third world country), after that probably something around 5 hours of unpacking. I'm bored as hell.

Entertain me, faggots.
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Oh wow this is ten times gayer than even the trap thread.
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>>686942277

Well, be happy thinking so and go back and fap to this shit you call "boipucci" or something like that, most fucking deluded piece of shit I ever seen
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>>686943106
holy kek. Keep em coming anon.
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Somewhere I've seen art about new space rts Battlefleet Gothic: Armada, which was showing Admiral Spire with his crew on a Retribution Battleship ramming an chaos warship, and commisar was like "Ram us closer, I wanna hit them with my sword"
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total warhammer noob here. what games do you niggers recommend for me to start on in the series? I'd prefer RTS's if possible.

Also what country do you live in OP?
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dow 1
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>>686943649
Start with Dawn of War, the first one, actually one of the best rts games ever made. Second one is Matt Ward-tier piece of shit.

Also, I'm from Poland.
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Alright thanks /b/ro. I'll check it out after I get done with the witcher and the new fallout 4 dlc.

Poland isn't third world though lol.
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How do you like that dlc? Personally I found it to be a bit... Empty. Like, there no almost clutter on the shelves or anywhere. Also most places on map is just kind of "one ruined house, 3 raiders, one note". I got bored with it fast.

Also, Warhammer 40K isnt a series of games, it's an universe for tabletop wargaming and pen and paper roleplaying. Computer games came after that, most arent worth anything, but first Dawn of War and recently made Battlefleet Gothic: Armada are good. Also Space Marine was, well, good for one time playthrough, then boring.

About Poland - well, I think it is, as people living here are forced to run from this country if they want to live proper. You know that german welfare is almost one and a half of an engineer paycheck in Poland?

And prices are very similiar. European Union made a economic colony out of this country and it's barely holding together, from young people I knew (I'm 24) almost everyone has run off to seek their luck somewhere else. And they're just forced to, being 24 and living independently of your parents in Poland is almost impossible... Or you live like me, working at least 12, sometimes 14 hours a day and renting a 6 m2 room for 3/5 of money you make.

I've got a Master's Degree in Archaeology, but I work as pizza driver. Not because there's no work for Archaeologist, but because my University proposed me a pension of 200 Euro per month. Im not joking at all.
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>>686945795
Do ya have artwork of Spehss Mahrens?
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>>686945229
Who is the chinese guy?
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>>686943649
DoW 1
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Which Chapter m8
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>>686946012

Jataghai Knan I think
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any Grey Knights?
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Man, you managed to completely misspell both words
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I've got everything my man
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Is that a fucking ork riding a tyranid ravager?
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This is one of many i have, i can't upload them all as im on dialup equivalent inet right now
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Yeah, I noticed. I'm after 4 beers and painkillers - Ive got broken leg, so I'm kinda dizzy. Op here, I'm here only because of the leg, otherwise I would be in work.
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I've been reading a couple of 40k novels and am enjoying this universe

Anyone have recommendations?
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>>686942123
>12 hours until GTAV download finishes

bitch i spent three days download the fucker with my 256KBps internet
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Got ~20 more minutes to kill, so if anyone else has any specific requests I'm all up for it
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Bumping with pictures of my guard
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>>686942123
These guys are my favorite

I LOVE Warhammer
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>>686947113
the lore of this game pretty epic
i might try this
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I haven't started with the DLC, but I'm still looking forward to it. I liked Point Lookout for fallout 3 so I hope this one is similar. I didn't really Automaton that much, it was entertaining, but it didn't add anything too great besides the robots.


And yeah like I said I'm a total noob to warhammer, I kinda knew that it started as pen and paper (kinda like Dungeons and Dragons I think?), but I thought there would be at least some good PC games I could get into. I don't know if I have enough time to get into a pen and paper game though.

>one and a half of an engineer paycheck in Poland?

Holy shit. No wonder every muslim in the world wants to go Germany.

Hope everything goes better for you though anon.
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>Gaunt's Ghosts series
>There is Only War anthology
>Baneblade
>15 hours
>Macharian Crusade trilogy
>Evil Sun Rising
>Rogue Trader trilogy
>Imperial Glory
>Gunheads
>Cadian Blood
>Pandorax
>Titanicus
Some of my favorites
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>>686946544
It's white scar
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>>686946398
Very nice. Moar please?
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>>686947185
Baiting has failed, however you may be interested to learn that Starcraft started as Blizzard wanting to make a game about Wh40K and not getting the rights from GW. So they made their own universe.
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>>686947604
Thanks family
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>>686947720
can anyone confirm this
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>>686947916
I've heard the same be said before, no source though
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>>686947720
>all those neckbeards, autists, sperglords, and creeps in general.
Kek. Not unusual for Warhammer40k I guess.
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>>686947916
They actually had the rights, but GW pulled at the last second. That's why we have Warcraft and Starcraft, they were supposed to be Warhammer fantasy battles and Warhammer 40k games respectively.
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>>686947830
Just use KAT, almost everything can be found there
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>>686947990
damn, thanks
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>>686943649
Pure RTS : Dawn of War 1
Tactical RTS : Dawn of War 2
And Total War : Warhammer (even if not 40k) is a beast if you like Total war franchise
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There no such thing as "tactical rts". RTS means REAL TIME STRATEGY. You know what's the difference between tactics and strategy? Strategy is big field, big armies, three steps-forward-thinking with logistics and all that, tactics few lvls lower: everyday fighting between small forces and ways to outsmart your enemy in gunfight. There's no such thing as tactical real time strategy. There are strategy games (which real time strategy is subgenre of) and tactic games (commando is good example, and DoW 2 is also example, but a lot more shitty).
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DoW 1 + Ultimate Apocalypse
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>>686949490
is that dlc?
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>>686947720
Also you could literally look at anything else in Starcraft
> Zerg Hivemind = Tyranid
> Terrans > Spacemarines /Imperial Guard
>Teleporting Protoss= Eldar

It is similar enough that if you tired to pull that shit now you would be up to your neck in lawsuits.
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>>686949690
It's a mod for DoW: Soulstorm, which is DLC
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>>686947604
are the books actually any good? hte books based on games i've read so far were utter shit
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