>>686940033
How's ur wife pussy after 2 kids?
I'm a normal guy getting married in like 4 days. Try to have some kids.
is shit beat or do you think a healthy 26 year old woman can handle a couple chillen

>>686940033

What else are you hiding since you're lurking on 4chan?

has the sex stopped? how often do you beat off?

>>686940241
Thanks for asking.

My wife is a little self conscious about her body, but the sex is still great. I married a skinny girl so other than some stretch marks and stuff like that, all is well. If her pussy is any looser l, it doesn't feel like it. It's been so long since I've fucked a virgin that I don't even remember what it's like.

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>>686940033
Why not more kids...white population is declining fast.

>>686940429
I've been checking this site out for over 15 years. I used to get the dank memes from here. Now I just come for the porn.

I'm a normal guy with a wife and 1 kid. Kid was a scheduled c-section, highly recommended.

>>686940442
I beat off every day. We have sex a couple times a week. She blows me once or twice a week too. Jerks me off if not in the mood for that

Basically, I present a boner to her and she makes it come.

>>686940033
I bet you're satisfied with your life, you damn normy

>>686940531
Thanks for asking.

We can only really afford to have two and live as comfortably as we do. Adding another child donks it all up.

Plus I have two boys. My work is done.

>>686940033
My wife and I have been married for 17 years. My dick won't get hard anymore.

>>686940852
I am; thank you.

Post cock.

>>686940863
I had dick problems for a little while, and then my blood pressure slowly started creeping up. The meds I'm on give me boners like I was in my mid to late 20s

Do you have a skeleton in the closet either metaphorically or literally?

>>686941047
I just don't care any longer. Sex is too much work, and we never have enough time to do it right.

>>686941164
No, not really.

When I was a young boy (pre teens) some of the other boys in my neighborhood and I did some gay stuff. I sucked a dick and got my dick sucked.

Didn't feel right, but was curious. Ended up being into girls, so that made things easier.

Still, I have a small pang of regret and weird feeling about the hay stuff.

>>686941213
How old are you?

>>686941566
44

Do you have any pictures of you and the wife being lewd?

>>686941756
I see. I'll be 40 this year.

>>686941848
I do. I've posted pics of her on here before.

>>686941857
Enjoy.

>>686940033
Hows it feel to be indoctrinated?

>>686942244
As opposed to what? Being single with no kids and no house and no job?

I can do all of the fun things I want; thank you.

ever thought about cheating or been tempted?

>>686942690
I've been to an Asian massage parlor a couple times.

Got a couple hand/blow jobs to get it out of my system. Figure I will do that every few years or so to keep me loyal to the wife. It is difficult being with one person for so long.

>>686940033
Do you do her anal or fist her pussy,

>>686940033
I too am a normal guy with a wife, 2 kids, and a house.

Let's trade BBQ recipes.

>>686943084
We do anal maybe once a month. She will dress up on stockings and stuff for me.

We're at a point now where I can put a porno on my iPad and she will blow my while I watch it. It's awesome.

No fisting...she hasn't asked me to, and I take no pleasure in it so I don't try.

>>686943206
Lol I literally just pulled a pork shoulder off the smoker.

Inside playing destiny while it rests. Wife and kids splashing around in the back yard. Life is good.

>>686943355
Does she peg you?

>>686943494
No. That's another thing I don't get pleasure from so I don't do it (like eating pussy). I'm a pretty selfish lover.

I have used one of those prostate plug things in my ass, and it felt good, but it's way too much work getting it in and then cleaning it after. I have no problems coming, so I get right to it.

>>686940033
How many GF´s did you have before you met your wife ?

>>686943885
Ah...that's the bummer. Not very many. Maybe like 8 or 9.

>>686943770
Fair enough!

Something non sexual. Do you get along with her parents? and does she yours? Mothers in law can be huge bitches.

>>686940635
C-sections fuck up your woman's belly, makes it way flabby and nasty, harder to recover looks from

As a married guy could you give me some advice (just a few simple lines) on maintaining a proper relationship? I'm in my early 20's if that makes any difference.

>>686940611
>15 years
you dropped your shit right there

>>686943484

Yeah, I'm looking at a smoker right now. I've currently got a tray in my grill that I fill with wood chips, but I have to keep it too hot for the meat in order to keep the smoke going.

>>686944444
quints

>>686944048
Do you regret not having more ?

>>686943355
Do you let a third parner and see her fuck, like a black dude?

Why did you propegate suffering by having children? You could have stopped it

>>686944102
I do. Her mom is great. Her dad is ok, but I wouldn't like my daughter dating me either.

How did you manage to get past the crippling horrible depression of being with someone during your early years?
Mfw I'm 22 and been with my girlfriend for 7 years already.

>>686940033
How often do you fuck your kids?

>>686944347
You're in your twenties. That was by far my dumbest decade. Just get to 30 and you'll start figuring it out. All of it.

>>686945417
Zero times.

>>686945289
Do not marry her, dude. That's way too young. You will regret it to the point of ruining your marriage if you do.

What do you look like? Are you balding?

>>686944626
Of course! There is no "just right" number of women to have slept with. More would always be better.

>>686945726
It's starting to thing a bit at the edges. If I'm going to lose it, I'd rather have it go I the front first. I no guard shave it all anyway.

>>686945748

Thank you for your answers. I shall depart to my grave. Live and die happily.

>>686945923
Good luck to you, anon! I wish you the best life.

Do you smoke weed

>>686945159
I do think about that sometimes.

What kind of fucked up world am I dumping them into. The reality is having kids is extremely selfish. I get all the benefits of fulfilling my biological purpose, along with the elevated levels of pleasure neurotransmitters, and when I die...fuck you; survive.

>>686940033
Have you ever fapped to cheese pizza?

>>686945636
Yeah I already wanna kill myself and I'm addicted to heroin. Figured that was why. Now just to get the stones to throw away my gf. If she wasn't sexy as fuck and also bi it would be so much easier.
Goddamnit

>>686946641
Sorry about the heroin thing, dude. I hope you make it out, because shit will haunt you til you die.

>>686940033
Where do you live in general and what's it like owning a house? What kind? I'm thinking of buying a house in the next year or so

>>686946587
No, but I've seen some. It was more out of morbid curiosity. I like women with actual features, like tits and curves.

I don't even get down with super skinny chicks because they look like little boys.

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>>686946883
Owning a house is stressful, because something is always about to break. Still, it's nice to have the extra sq footage vs an apartment.

>>686946372
Opie?

>>686946430
At least you think about it. Most people are like
>lol biology man
>you'll be lonely XD
>Virgin detected
>if they weren't born, suffering wouldn't have existed so you don't stop suffering from happening if you don't have kids

>>686947296
Oh, yeah that's way too deep for me. It was a part of the human experience that I wanted to participate in. I did all the young person stuff, now I'm transitioning into old person stuff. Hoping I'll be ready to die when I get there.

>>686940033
how do you not get tired of being with the same woman forever? does she keep fit and take care of herself? I get tired of girls pretty quickly and I'm always afraid of how they may age. I dont wanna be stuck with some fat wrinkly old bitch when I die