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>>686929467
Shut up bill cosby. Stop posting your asian rape porn.

I downloaded a rare Pepe without permission.

>>686929686

Palindrome post has spoken.

>>686930022
This. Also nice dubs.

Ripped the tag off of my mattress

RIGHT off

I smoked some weed

>>686929467
That pic related is fake.... right?

>>686930753
nah, it's real they just wanted to censor it because babies like you might find it

I did some shoplifting back in the day.
I helped my brother help himself to some new wheels for his car.
I litter when there's no bin around.
I raped and accidentally murdered (or accidentally murdered then raped) my high school religious education teacher.
I used to tag busses.

Pretty tame actually.

>>686929467
shoplifted back in day

>>686929467
Every day, asi is the only self-evident truth of the one honest socioeconomic system
>Black market Capitalism

pirated a mp3 file

Killed the guy who caused the car crash that killed my wife, son, mother and father. He deserved it, he was recklessly driving. I survived the crash and used a sharp piece of metal off of his own car to stab him in the neck. I'd broken my knee and left shoulder, so it hurt like hell, but it was worth it. Luckily, it was a mountain road so nobody was around to see it. They all assumed it had come flying off and killed him in the crash.

Killed some guy, set fire to a small forest, done every drug other than heroin and psychedelics, stolen shit loads of stuff from supermarkets and warehouse, joyrided a few cars, trespassed on school grounds to take a shit in the head teachers office. May have done more idk

I was a cop. During a high speed chase this biker asshole in a stolen cop car wipes out and kills himself. The other members of his gang swore vengeance. The killed my son and wife. I stole the ultimate pursuit special and took the fight to them on the black top. One by one I killed all the members of the gang.

>>686933049
I think I watched a movie about you

On holidays in caravan parks I used to wander about at night and steal womens underpants from the clothes lines.

>>686933103
Kek

caused millions of pounds worth of damage to the london underground network when i was a graffiti artist
sold drugs, robbed dealers and sold their drugs
robbed shops
was part of a crew that used to steal trucks and heavy plant machinery
was involved in importing drugs from europe to Uk
im a good boy now

I go out at night and rape homeless people.

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wow so much movies around here

I actually deal weed and hash for more than 1kg a week, mdma, lsd.

I checked a box I shouldn't have checked

I was told at the beginning of a dvd that I wouldn't steal a car, and downloading a movie is stealing. So I stole a car. Now I can download whatever the hell I want, and I have these sweet wheels too.

>>686929467
Every fucking day. I torrent, I speed, I fail to signal, I trespass, and I carry a pistol without a permit. And though it's been a while I've shoplifted more than $20,000 worth of shit from various places I've worked.

I'm an accountant for a shady person.

>>686933403
Edgy

>>686933790
This DVD may contains scenes of sex, violence and sexual swearwords such as bollocks, shit, cunt, wanker and minge.

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>>686933963
Tell me more

>>686929467
Sauce?

>>686930921
They should get shot in the head.

>>686929467
No need to break the law OP. I even have an employee in my Guernsey office, it's totally kosher.

>>686929467
i fucked your mom a few years ago. in my country this count as bestiality.

>>686932011
holy fuck dude

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>>686933248

i shit in public once

>>686932011
That's not illegal in the eyes of mother justice.

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>>686935349
really

>>686929735
You monster

>>686929467
I fucked my best friends younger sister. then i fucked his cousin. then his other cousin. i did this for about 4yrs. his sister and one of his cousins was 14 and 15 so i was kinda breaking the law.

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moar stories!!!

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>>686933248

>>686929467
Stole a bouncy ball when i was like, 4. Still have it.

Fucked a 15 yo that hung around the restaurant I worked at

Dealing weed and worked at this restaurant as a waiter for a year and stole about 10k

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>>686933248
U

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>>686934068
yeah quite

>>686929467
Possesion, dealing, distribution, assualt, possession of an illegal firearm, "rape", fraud, manufacture of fake identification, theft, identity theft.
None ever made it on record. Feels pretty good tbh.

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>>686929686
too conscious

>>686932011

Sure you did you fucking faggot

>>686936140
Did he tell his parents?

Fucked a 9 year old in the mouth when I was 17

>>686929467
i once took 2 pennies from the take a penny, leave a penny bowl at the gas station. damn this white privilege!!

>>686933049
>>686933049

Fuck off bronze!

Remember the nightrider!

daily, i like to go fast :D fuck speed limits

>>686929467
My old work place made me redundant. So i hacked into accounts and stole 48k. I was caught 3 years later. Done 9 months in jail

>>686929686
Shit that's actually a pretty cool GET homie

>>686936222
german euro fag :^)
what have you done ?
Didn't you beg a muslim to cuck you ?

>>686936655
well m8 im from Spain... but nevermind you don't even know shit about here

>>686929467
Littering.

And creating a nuisance.

I steal the same block of cheese and bag of coffee from my supermarket every 3 days.

>>686929467
110 km/h on highway

>Brazilian carnival, 2011
>Went to these street parties
>Me and my friends got drunk are
>Can't remember the details
>Some hoes were staring at us
>We decided to talk to them
>Nice looking girl, had a nice ads
>She was pretty drunk, couldn't even stand up
>She did pretty much everything
>I was on the climax when this girl had a blackout
>Literally shit myself, then started getting worried
>Almost an hour trying to reanimate her, no response
>I was horny asf, took her to a public sanitary
>I was fucking a dead body maybe? She was cold, couldn't feel her breath
>Cum outside, on my boxers, I was shaking
>I had to take care of this girl
>left her body inside the bathroom, then and walk away
>no regrets

I also took some pics, it's somewhere on my PC, I'll try to find and bump them

shoplifted as a kid

>>686929735

flagged, reported, fbi notified, that navy seal guy is pissed at you now and moot never cared so

>>686929467
SAUCE?

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i cheated at galaga using a quarter with a hole in it and some fishing line

>>686937552
actual video arcades. those were the days, my friend.

>>686929467
We tell everyone we are husband and wife. We don't tell anyone that before moving here, we were brother and sister. We try to steer clear of lying on legal documents. But there were some insurance forms that we lied on before we realize the problem there.

Trying to find out if when they do a blood test for a marriage, if they just test for diseases, or do they test for siblinghood.

>>686929467
Sauce tho

>>686929467
>>686929467
I had lung cancer and cooked meth with an exstudent of mine to leave my family money when I die.

>>686936655
Do you really think only Germany uses euros???

>>686931374
Do you live in italy? I feel you're an italian fag

>>686938191
Damn, that pokemon reference.

>>686938443
Do you live in Greece? I feel you're a fag fag

>>686929467
I drove a truckload of bootleg beer from texarkana to atlanta in 28 hours

>>686929686
Kinda neat get I guess.

In Kindergarden I stole my Teacher's LEGO

>>686929467
Not much other than an absolute fuckton of underage drinking.

>>686938751
hey don't nab my format

>>686933823
>fail to signal
scum of the earth

I told you to shut up...got some years for that.

>>686936724
Spain is the Mexico of Europe, what else is there to know?

>>686929467
NICE TRY NSA

>>686936821
Same one? Do you like return it and then steal it again?

>>686929467
just drugs i guess.

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sold drugs, public sex/nudity, stealing, alcohol in public, public nuisance, public indecency. ehhh..

I once downloaded a torrent. I turned myself in to the police shortly after.

>>686929467
I robbed a bank. Netted 9k

>>686930428

The FBI is tracking your IP right now you bloody maniac.

>>686938443
Pretty soon no one will be using Euros. The European Union is about to die because of sandniggers that blow shit up.

I went on club penguin without telling my parents

>>686934068
Does edgy now mean whatever newfags want it to mean or are you retarded?

>>686929467
I forged my dads signature and took his pension , he had abandoned me , I was 17 .

I killed my pet hamsters because it was annoying fucker that used to bite me .

>>686929467
SAUCE ON THIS

>>686929467
Petty larceny, trespassing, giving tobacco to minors, etc

>>686937991
Premarital blood tests are no longer required in most states, although county clerks don't always know it.

The tests are for VD and for Rh factor. There were some states that tested for HIV for a while but they don't anymore

Submitting to the blood test will not expose you and your sister. But you may not have to take one. Call around to different county clerks in your area to ask. They are used to being asked suspicious questions about the blood test, cause people are nervous about it also being a drug screening. It isn't.

>>686938988
why you get all excited when talking bout fags?

>>686936751
Alice's restaurant. I see you.

When I was 17, I walked outside at 2 AM. Illegal as fuck.

I caused some damage by spraying on the walls and got caught.

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog.
And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be.
An' havin' all that room, seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't have to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump.

Well, we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving."
And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

>>686929467
I've caused billions in damage by using my mind to cause earthquakes and storms and making it look like Trump won all those primaries.

>>686941222
>cont
We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage.
And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw ours down.

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie.
He said, "Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of ab' a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it."
And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said, that we had to go down and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer's station.
So we got in the red VW microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the police officer's station.

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>>686933049

what movie is this?

>>686941130
by "spraying" you mean urine or paint?

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>>686932011
pics or it didn't happen

>>686941364
>cont
Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at the police station, and the first was he coulda given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he coulda bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again, which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusetts, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of cop equipment that they had hangin' around the police officer's station. They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and they took twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to mention the aerial photography.