Showering in the dark and sleeping in the shower

enemas with an empty plastic bottle

>>686865027
Fell asleep mid fap last week. High as fuck
>>686865382
Enemas with a saline bottle and sharpie tuhe with hole in the end for a nozzle

>>686865027
fall alseep in the middle of beating my girlfriend

>>686865194
I do both...

>>686865835
fall asleep in the middle of this senteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>686865027
i do the first i thought it was normal

>>686866090
fall asleep while falling asleep

>>686865382
ayy I did that a couple of times
kinda hard to avoid getting air in there tho

>>686865027
>am 27
>trim my toenails with my teeth
>chew and swallow toenails

no one knows.

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cough medicine and LSD, twice per year. It's one of my favorite combinations.

>>686866400
belive me ... somone knows.

>>686865027
Rearrange my movies based off however I see fit
>by director
>by genre
>by rewatchability

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>>686866700
jesus?

>>686866700
>>686866400
no one knows i go to 4chan to check dubs

>>686866400
When are you going to kill yourself?

>>686865027
I stand up to wipe. Is that weird?

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Walk my cat around the property with a harness/leash. He's not so interested in walking around the neighborhood but we have done it a couple times. He likes to patrol and pretend to hunt and see the neighbor cat behind the fence

I fall asleep mid fap all the time

>I smell the poop on the toilet paper
>I sometimes taste my precum/cum

>>686865027
>sleep in scrubs
Nigga, I do that AND wear them even when I'm not at work. It's like walking around in pajamas, but people don't think I'm a slob. In fact, they think I'm some doctor or something on lunch, but I'm really just lazy and want to dress comfortably all the time.

>>686867236
me too

>>686867236
Same here.

>>686867236
How would you wipe your ass sitting down?

falling asleep while i X

Sometimes I sleep in jeans.

>>686867798
Not sure but everyone I know says they do. Idiots.

>>686867481
This nigger gets it. When my gf quit working at a vet clinic I took hers to use as pyjamas. So fucking comfy.

>>686867798
Spread legs, lift junk out of the way with one hand, wipe with the other.

Spit on toilet paper to wet wipe

Flushable wet wipes fuck up the plumbing and I can't discreetly take them to work

>>686868498
That sounds so complicated.

record all of my farts with a recorder app, then play through the 300+ list when in bed sometimes. #12 is my fav

Scratch asshole and sniff finger.
Feels good, man.

>>686868649
>Spit on toilet paper to wet wipe
Holy shit im not alone

>>686868865
>>686868649
What the hell?

>>686868649
>>686868865
My /b/rothers!

>>686865027

I use a trimmer to trim all the hairs around my asshole.

I did it once and I would never go back to having the hair.

> Dat squeeky clean asshole.

Probably a weird question to ask but the thread is weird enough so why not.

When you guys cum does it take a while to get it all out? Like does some of it stay in the tube till it's ready to come out? That sounds really bad but it doesn't hurt or nothing, It just doesn't come out as fast as I'd like to. Cleaning up after masterbating is quite time consuming due to it.

>>686865027
fantasize about being gang raped when I can't sleep. it relaxes me

>>686865027
Walk around at night, with a stem puller, letting the air out of random cars, Friday night I go to movie theaters and do this, best ever was two police cars, they were in a house, where people we screaming , flattened two tire on both cruisers, I masturbate thinking about the twist, the pull, the his, the tire air smell, the creaking as the car settles, just mmmmm

>>686867481
no one think ur a doctor

>>686869353
Yes. I have to squeeze it out with my fingers or pee to flush the pipes

>>686869216
Sheit, I do the same, but since I like to live dangerously I use a double edge razor. So little wiping needed without hair for shit to cling to.

>>686869353
Sounds like an issue I get when I fap too often. Try cutting down on you fapping and make your sessions more drawn out and sensual. You dick should squirt it out nice and forcefully.

>>686869682

Yeah same, squeezing it still takes too long though. Still nice to hear another with the issue.

>>686869768

I actually fap very little, maybe twice a week, I've went three weeks without fapping before.

I do try to rush it out though and be done with it so your second point holds a lot of merit.

I trim my finger/toenails by biting them off, occasionally swallowing them.

I frequently peel or bite off scabs. I eat the scab and eat the blood.

I have eczema, so I eat the dry skin that cracks off. I also eat the skin that falls off my feet.

I have bad dandruff, so I like scratching it out and watching it fall. It looks kind of like snow. I eat the dandruff that gets caught in my nails.

I have lots of tiny pimples on my arm, do I like to pop them. Sometimes I will eat what comes out.

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>>686869580
Yes they do. I even had a lady from a Sprint store in the mall ask if I was a doctor, but I said no and tried to walk away as fast as I could, because I was with my dad and he was sweaty and tired and wanted to go home. We got bubble tea on the way out, too. It was a fun day.

>>686870054
>removing skin imperfections and eating scabs/whatever
Super normie tier
>dandruff showers
Somewhat odd tier

Sorry snowflake

Digital examination of the rectum revealed a stony hard mass. Abdominal plain films showed a vertically oriented, low-lying radiopaque object in the rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass. A blood alcohol level was negative. No other drug testing was performed.

Upon further questioning, the patient said that approximately 4 hrs earlier he and his boyfriend had been "fooling around." After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet against the wall at a 45-degree angle while his boyfriend poured the mixture through a funnel into his rectum. After the concrete mass hardened, it became so painful that he sought medical care.

Under general anesthesia, the anus was dilated and two Foley catheters were inserted alongside the rectal mass to relieve suction. A concrete case of the rectum was delivered without incident. The rectal mucosa was intact with a hyperemic and edematous appearance.

The patient was kept overnight and discharged uneventfully the following morning. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

PATHOLOGIC EXAMINATION

Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12 X 7 X 5 cm and weighing 275 g (Fig. 2). A thin layer of feces coated the surface and crevices. Grooves in the mass were consistent with rectal mucosal folds. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen and revealed a white plastic ping-pong ball. This corresponded to the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.

>>686871018
> The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.

Top moist

>>686868706
It's easier for girls.

>>686867263
This isn't actually too uncommon, I've heard of a pretty decent amount of cats that like walks/bike rides

I compliment my appearance

>>686865027
I pop my knees
I always look up when going through any doorway
When I yawn, I exhale through my nose
I don't like anybody near my personal zone
I don't breath when sombody passes by me. ( I don't like to be whooshed by other people's scents )
So many more...

Trim my fingernails everyday, never use left hand to clean my glasses, I can fit my pinky finger in my cock hole, swallow my own cum everytime cause it's easier than a cum rag

>>686873144
I pull my eyelids by the lash because I feel there's air under them or something.

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>>686865027
typical night on /b/ for me...
>constantly stretch out my retracting ballsack with one hand while perusing /b/ in bed
>listen to female ASMR artists with headphones on while jacking it to /b/ porn webms at the end of the night
>when i visit a /b/ porn webm thread, i first scroll all the way down to see if there's any cheese before the mods delete it

>>686873144
Lol whooshes

Continue pls

>>686873427
I pull the visible hairs from my top knuckle. The ones under the nail. If I see any

>>686865027

I sleep in scrubs too. It a bit more loose than normal Pjs so I wear a scrub top and gym shorts.

>>686865027
When I scroll quickly and see a picture I have to go back and look wt every little detail or my mind won't rest

>>686873509
I always put ice in my milk. It has to be cold

I smell my toe nail clippings
Also my belly button lint

Sticking my finger, pencils, pens etc behind where the bottom of my ear is, behind the lobe, and pushing really hard so it stretches all the flesh. Or pulling on my ear lobes really hard

>>686865027
when i was a kid i used to put pressure on my crotch on poles or railing. kind of hard to explain but it felt really good

I like the feeling when the hair clippers clip my neck...

Feels good

>>686874056
same

>>686874079
Oh, also, pull out my pubes when I'm alone and working

I only fap to traps

I scratch my body with the point of my knife

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>>686865027

I am a dragon.

>>686874291
Not alone, also when I have clean socks from the dryer all warm I rub them with the grain of my beard after it is combed straight. I always have fresh socks.

I lift the toilet seat up when I shit at home.
I sit directly on the bowl

>>686874732
Haha, I gotta try that one. I'm drying clothes right now, but I have stubble

>>686874986
Stubble not so nice, I keep mine about 1/2 inch and it is glorious feels.

I rub my fingers behind my ear and smell the funk FTW

>>686875229
Yeah, it'd probably get caught

>>686871419
come fight with us fellow autists

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>>686868649
Tried it once. Never again. Too gay for me. Feels like tonguing my own anus.

>>686875387
i also do this with eyebrows after they are combed, just morning ritual kind of thing.

>>686865027

>wipe between shits

I do it

> fall asleep mid fap

check

>> sleep in scrubs

no

>>686874787
what?