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Post your first name /b/, and we rate it.

AJ
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Lawasha

My sister is Ladrya
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>>686863634
2/10 you probably look like an albino
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Garrett
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Shane
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>>686863634
luis
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Benji
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Christopher
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Ian
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Shannon
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>>686863634
8/10. Unique and easy to remember.

>>686863948
6/10. Most people probably mispronounce.
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>>686863634

You were created from AIDS Juice
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Matthew or Matt I don't have a preference.
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Bobby, but my friends all call me Salami
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>>686864802

Because you're a faggot and like to bob on salami
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>>686864802
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>>686864776

Because no one cares
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Dominick
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Kiernan
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>>686864920
My our dad liked to be dominated by his gay friend nick
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>>686863948
iunderstoodthatreference.song
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Caleb
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sam
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Jesse

And it's not fucking Jessie
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>>686863634
Daniel.
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>>686865117

Stands for "sausages and mucus"
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Peng
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Kellen
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>>686864915
Because I am a fat fuck who was eating Salami in lunch and people started calling me that for a couple years now. I don't really mind though, occasionally I'm called Salami Bobby which rolls off the tongue well.
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>>686864575
Are you a fat middle aged woman?
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Bryce
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>>686863634
Java
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>>686865215

Because when your dad got raped by a big fat guy and your mom watched she screamed "Dan, Yell!"
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Kelly
>Male
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Jacob
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David
>inb4 jew
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>>686863634
Jose
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Jorge
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Dylan
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>>686863634
Gage
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>>686865241
7/10. Possibly a stinky Asian.
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>>686864458
Fucking beaner
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>>686863634
Rigoberto
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Gaylord
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>>686863634
Isai
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>>686865498


8/10? That's unique...like the borderlands character?
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Sean
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>>686865370

Cause your Asian dad had a fucked up lisp and was hungry and asked your mom to pass the rice... But she handed you to your dad instead
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Tall and like bananas

Mine: Renzo
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>>686865289
Kek, smart though
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>>686863634
Catherine
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>>686864575
tucson?
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>>686863948
Haha haha haha, I got it
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Joseph
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Diego
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Javen
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>>686865375
Kek, actually no. My mom said that she wanted my name to be Timothy, but changed it last second to Daniel. Im glad though because I have only known about 4 other Daniels and a shitload of Timothys.
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>>686865498

Cause your an Internet slut who's famous for anal and dp vids
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>>686865661
Fat cunt
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>>686865612
o
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Noel
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Giovanni
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>>686864776
have you ever met a matthew spelled with one t? so mathew
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>>686865848

10/10 would be best gymleader
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>>686865788

Cause your French mom got raped by Santa on Christmas, you are the result of that jolly ole rape
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>>686865720
You're not a saint, kill yourself
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Karman
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>>686865874
Bless you
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Collin
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Kevin
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Nicolás
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jake and on june 11th i will commit suicide
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Massaranduba
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>>686866135
Kk
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>>686866000
mathew is i
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Sam
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>>686863634
>Bradlee

2 E's. None of that pussy "Y" bullshit.
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>>686866023

Cause when your parents used you as a prostiture they wouldn't allow you to do out calls to clients "Collins only"
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Malther
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Ian
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randy
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>>686866187
Jesus Christ. What part of Africa so you hail from nigger?
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Ben
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>>686865061
You dirty Mexican
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>>686864575
tits
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>>686863634
Nathan.
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>>686866351
White trash name. Fat homosexual detected.
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Owen
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Annie
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>>686866187

Because your dad was hammered and was trying to fuck your mom and was trying to say lets "mess around a bit"
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>>686863634
Rebecca
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Kai Lukus Brown
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>>686866135
make it tonight and post pics
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Evan
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>>686866755

7/10, pretty average white girl name
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>>686865746
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>>686863634
Adolf
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Safadão
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>>686867014
Fuck yeah same name /b/
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>>686867019
Accurate anon.
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Owen
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>>686866755
tits
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dickbutt
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>>686867178
ai que delicia
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Cole
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>>686867178
(Faltou o Wesley)
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>>686866351
Kenny,the beached leach.
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>>686867253
nah
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>>686863634
Op is a cuck
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andre
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Hayden
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>>686867203
snyder
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>>686867322
>>686867304
TO NAMORANDO TODO MUNDO!!!!!
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>>686863634
I'm an AJ too. Fuggin sweet
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Hitler
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>>686867611

Initials or true name?
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>>686867635
Adolf , l suppose
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Jonathan
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Katey
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>>686863634
Peter
I hate my name tbh
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>>686864776
last initial?
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>>686867890
Why m8? I don't understand.
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>>686867889
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Adrian
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>>686867889

6/10 way too common white brown hair girl name.
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>>686867776
Initials per birth certificate, but AJ or "Age" up through HS graduation, across two states.
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>>686867889
Mo'Lady
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>>686865777
trips
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>>686868181
this is accurate. I have a basic ass white girl middle name too. my parents were unoriginal as fuck
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>>686865944
the best part is that i strongly suspect the rape part is true, thanks anon~!
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Maxime
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>>686868145
5/10

Einar
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Emma
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>>686863634
Dongus
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>>686868673
10/10
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>>686865226
kek
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Nick
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>>686865720
GO DIEGO GO ACROSS THE BORDER YOU FILTHY FUCKING SPIC!!!
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Nickolas, but my brothers call me retard
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>>686868791
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>>686868392

i'm afraid to ask what it is

is it elizabeth?
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John masterrace
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>>686865661
I bet there's a rumor among your friends that you often suck horse dicks.
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>>686863634
>>Shit-tier checking in
Todd
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>>686868791
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>>686863634
Myles
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>>686868913
Marie but that is a damn good guess. My first name was almost Macy which I think would have been more fitting
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>>686865536
10/10
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Arturo
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>>686863634
Noah.
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>>686869056


at least take pleasure in the fact that george carlin ripped on your name for an entire segment.
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>>686864327
ayyy me too
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Ky
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>>686866255
Probably go by brad which is a douchey name. Closet faggot
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adolf
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>>686863634
Maximilian
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>>686866210
kek
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>>686863634
Alex is that you?
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Bailey
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Pawel

inb4
>for you
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Lemme try again. Sean
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Baine
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>>686869257
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>>686869432

6/10 not an eventful name, but not overused.
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>>686869432
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Etah Sreggin
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Corwin
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>>686864489
Get off of 4chan you faggot, you suck at league.
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>>686868145
4/10 White trash, sounds like you have a mullet and wear jean shorts.
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>>686869675
Venezuela sir
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>>686869794
etah sreggin/niggers hate10
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Roddy.
Yes am named after Mr. Piper.
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Taylor
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>>686864493
I'm sorry.
>same
>means "follower of Christ"
>4/10 Chris is better
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>>686869877
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Kobi
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>>686869875
>SKT Telecom
>sucks at league
I'm sure, you're much better than him, anon.

Also, it's Bengi with a G not a J
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>>686863634
Dane
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>>686863634
Steven
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>>686863634
thomas
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>>686870523
sucks almost as many cocks as OP/10
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>>686870271
Ah, I apologize for my mistake.
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Spencer
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>>686870094
m or f?
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Walf
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vance
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>>686866351
randy bobandy
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Dereck
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>>686870797
probs not actually very happy
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>>686869141

Named after the measurement of all the penises combined that have been in your mom before you were born
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>>686870792
Is that scandinavian or some shit?
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Cristian
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Josh
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