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>>686860949
>>686861111
>>686861112
Is there a vid of the gorilla and kid ??
>>686861999
Is he dead?
>>686862253 how is this even possible?
>>686861429
wow my imagination's going wild
>>686862408
he's alive and well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVm88MX2Gw4&bpctr=1464581906
>>686860949
took a sec for my brain to register what was going on there.
Lord of light. All hail.
>>686861999
cuck em, nice trips faggot
>>686861218
i was hoping shit would spray through the cone at that guy.
>>686861218
That triceps
>>686868389
Kek that file name
>>686862408
He's actually fine, they had a brain standing by to transplant.
>>686869385
Shitty bait
>>686861999
TypicalNirvanaFan.webm
>>686868933
>file name
>not "Ican'tfeelmylegs.gif"
>>686861429
I see this a lot, but does anyone know the story behind it?
>>686868474
Something something Alice adventures in wonderland
>>686861985
On LL there's one
>>686868933
Damn those kinds of falls could paralize him
>>686869912
KetchupPacketVsFoot.webm
>>686861429
Oh dear.
>>686867007
How hot would it have been if they just started scissoring?
>>686869839
did he die or something?
>>686862770
>how is this even possible?
homo magic
>>686868933
Yeah dude fuck it, if yer dick don't work might as well try and finish the job, no?
>>686864610
The original AN HERO
>>686870770
The fuck is dis :/
>>686869502
In his defense he was also replying to shitty bait.
>>686871202
Can you stop with this gay ass spiderman shit
>>686871405
Fuck to normie
>>686871405
you are only feeding them, just shut up and contribute.
>>686871526
No, these spiderman posts are not funny or interesting in the least. You fuck off.
>>686867007
skanky ass coal burners, the one in the black skirt has a pretty nice ass and cunt
Whats with all these people posting deadpool on random threads.
>>686871672
look at that arm fat jiggle
>>686871974
It's Spiderman
>>686861429
story?
>>686870340
>orbital strike inbound
>>686868389
that filename
>>686871611
You see my disbelieving brethren, desu is all around you, the children of suiseisekis wrath are constantly restocking their folders and constantly lurking, ready to strike with the force of an 3 yo with arthritis in both hands, but even if we are weak as one alone, together, we can overthrow even the biggest, tumor filled threads, Heil desu!
We the people, the people of desu have sworn by the holy sword of suiseisekI to step aside and give ourselves to the will of faith, and it is the will of faith to let everything becone desu, to let everything become spiderman, to let EVERYTHING become potassium.
For THIS is the way of desu
At the end of the path of purging lies a beautiful world of ceramic tatas, made only with the purpose to satisfy the needs of the weary desu warriors. Will you be one of those warrior's or will you be one of the poor souls decaying in the path of the inevitable glory of desu?
With delight I see a future, a future where all shitposters; banana, Judy, desu, and spiderman shall fusion together, to be a great entity of cancer, to destroy all the other cancer until it devours itself
And when the deed is done. And the hollow corpses of ylyl are nothing but feast's of maggots, the holy mistress suiseiseki herself will descent from the realm of desu, for this beautiful future is her new home
>>686871611
My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of 4chan that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that /b/ is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu
>>686871602
This one gets me every time, lost
The spin at the end, kek
>>686872506
tl;dr Im autistic
>>686873014
That's a shame, and it's written dyslexic, you're are dyslexic Anon, dyslexic.
>>686872366
kek, they're in the "sporting goods" aisle
>>686873207
I dont get it. She lost a good 15 pounds. Not easy if you're a fat shit with terrible self control
>>686862770
enema + crisco. there. the mystery is solved.
>>686873342
Get to work on being less autistic NOW
>>686869839
>averageamerican.webm
>>686871611
agreed. spiderman is cancer. i wish the mods would ban spoderposters.
>>686870978
welcome new friend, have fun.. summer is here. see you guys when it gets darker.
>>686861112
>ifunny
>>686873355
jesus christ. i dated a girl who got fat which led me to break up with her... but at her fattest she had to weigh at least 100lbs less than this hamplanet. disgusting
>>686869897
Seriously dude....what the fuck with these negros sometimes...
>>686870272
more like.... oh EAR
>>686861131
That fits the rekt/ylyl thread way too well.
>>686874179
lost. lost hard.
>>686861060
hahah,great pic
>>686869839
>this kills the man
>>686861429
That right after the murder I assume?
>>686866758
Chinks would eat anything
>>686861218
Wow OP you sure do like this gay porn don't you
>>686866205
that shit makes me cringe hard.
>>686874623
Thanks
>>686872998
Just fucking sad
Anyone got the webm of the three kids getting smoked by the car?
>>686871602
I always find this one retarded because if they left it alone the cat would have found a way back up by itself in its own time.
>>686870374
What kind of fagget wouldn't love this thread??
>>686875613
Does it for me thanks
>>686874180
story?
>>686867007
Why were neither of them wearing underwear
>>686875694
No worries.
>>686871672
I need moar of that chick recording!!!
>>686875464
no but ive got a gif of two kids getting smoked by a car
>>686875835
What happened here?
>>686872998
This must be like looking in a mirror for you nerds.
>>686870770
zionist scum
>>686876251
A miracle
>>686876251
He asked the barber to fuck his shit up.
>>686876251
i think someone got decapitated by a train
>>686875131
fake?
story?
>>686873431
No she didn't retard.
Look at her, her shape doesn't change at all.
All she did was pan the angle of the camera down and take pics with better lighting to hide the roll of fat spilling over her pants.
>>686876549
fucking black people
they deserve die
>>686860949
nice job bro
>>686874652
lost so hard too this
>>686871884
chink hat
>>686876591
It's real, sword in the woods.
>>686871884
it's a mee,y oudip.1
>>686861218
Lost @ the filename
>>686873375
yeah they need more coolers so they don't have to head to the kitchen as often
>>686860949
>>686861218
>>686862253
wow, human anus size is really impressive
>>686861060
I really really really like this image!
>>686873232
She's not wrong
>>686871822
The literal raping of Europe through islam.
>>686872691
ha! coming home one night from the tenderloin we flipped a smart and it kept rolling down the street until it hit the intersection. we ran like fuck out of there
>>686874179
Why is this supposed to be funny?
>>686877467
Yo better finish it, I have an reply for you
>>686874822
Can somebody tell me what show this is? I need to watch this shit omg
>>686860949
>>686868933
Honestly. What's the worst that can happen? He'll break his legs twice?!
>>686878038
The doctors...
>>686875848
>chick
>>686868686
>>686861985
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3614480/Small-child-falls-gorilla-enclosure-zoo.html
>>686878023
hahah, just saw how close the thread is to cap. not sure if i can finish it here.
>>686872732
for the non-bernie faggots who work and pay taxes I think 5K is fucking ridiculous. what a goddamned waste of time.
>>686862408
They got him a new brain and he's now studying at Harvard.
>>686878425
yeah, the chick recording
>>686868879
what triceps?
>>686875613
thanks for blurring the dick. mustn't offend
>>686874727
>socialist medicine
>>686878323
Thank you very mucho
>>686874727
Fatass deserves to be discharged and not allowed back....
>>686875521
Got me
>>686874652
hahahahah fak
>>686878563
Aww, well maybe next time. missed the last one 404.
>>686874727
At least Americans have the decency to die on their own time and money.
Socialized medicine is a luxury that Europe will soon be unable to afford.
>>686874131
turned me gay thanks
>>686869897
BUMBACLAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!!
>>686874371
/thread
Is this really satisfying for anyone else?
>>686876044
Would this kill them?
>>686879329
yeah, it was mostly done when it 404'ed. didn't realize how many anons were rollin for dubs at the end...
>>686872732
a fucking mastermind
>>686861429
What the fuck? Is this in a war zone where some kid is edgy?
>>686873207
>took her that amount of time
>>686881479
i like the zit/staph infection ones much much more
>>686869865
This is a really old video
I remember watching it back when the whole 3guys1hammer thing was very popular
Just google "guys cut body of woman in park" or some shit like that really easy to find with article
>>686881479
What are those?
Hey, that's pretty good
>>686882563
Maggots, I believe. Judging by the nig in the backround, the hound is probably living in some shitty African county and got infested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI508AMhL80
>>686882781
Lmao that's fucking great, i love genji
>>686882781
>playing genji over hanzo
wtf anon, still nice vidja
>>686873119
Is this supposed to be a Spawn reference?
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=38
>>686883600
Come on man. You can't be that ignorant..
>>686873242
I fuckin lost 1000 kek's to you good sir
>>686882717
>>686882563
mango fly maggots
>>686876549
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>686882781
>>686882907
>>686883052
gay samefag
>>686875792
because they're prostitutes
>>686875792
Hurr durr. Muh country. Thats why.
>>686876044
Checked. And that bitch literally watched it happen
>>686877000
Supakek. I noticed it after ur comment. Thanks b/ro
>>686861429
All this time I've been farming proof of a concord kept when I could be doing this instead!
>>686885152
no thanks
>>686886670
>numbers are 2 different shades
>obvious shop
c'mon man, this is was sad when you samefagged, now its downright pathetic.
>>686886832
Actually not this guy, but are you actually fucking retarded? Quoted post numbers change color on mouse hover
>>686887029
any follow up story cuz he lost a nut
>>686861131
>not renaming it FlingaChing.gif
>>686868474
kekked very hard at this
>>686868933
it's not like he's risking much, he's already fucking paralyzed.
>>686874643
Legitimately lost...
https://youtu.be/JkFMHUT0obw wil not disappoint
>>686872786
mold only affects bitch ass niggas tho
>>686887114
>mouse hover
>no cursor visible
>responding in defense of samefagging whilst using the same lexicon
>responded in under 2 min indicating that you are following the thread and got notification that i responded to you, further proof of samefaggotry
hi samefag
still trying are you?
