A HUGE FAGGOT

>>686826748
SANTA CLAUS

I'm the lost son of Adolf Hitler

a nigger

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Phil Collins

>>686826748
bump

>>686826748
I'm a fucking unicorn

>>686826748
Chuck Norris

>>686826748
>>686827082
Reroll

>>686826748
paul walker

>>686827352
A fucking unicorn +1

>>686826748
"You'll find out when you see me, what's your adress?"

>>686826748
I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Don't judge me

>>686827714
either this or the attack helicopter copypasta

>>686827607
>>686827607
this

>>686827023
bump

bumppppp

A guys from 3rd reich

>OP

New rule: Dubs decides.

>>686829430
I'm John Cena

>>686829430
John cena

>>686829559
bump for this

>>686829654

>>686826748
"I once shat in a toaster and spread the dried shitcrusts around my house to attract bears so I could fuck them"

>>686829844
Omg top kek WINRAR

>>686829887
guy said trips, I failed my platoon

>>686826923
Rolling for this

>>686829844
Rolling

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>>686829961
I actually added a new rule and said dubs. You failed my platoon sir.

>>686829844
You better send those dubs, OP. Trips will take forever to happen.

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DUBS DECIDES

>>686830612
BUMP

>>686830612
"would a hick let niggers tongue his anus?"

show tits

>>686831432
roll for this

>>686830612
A hick that wants to fuck your turd cutter. You game?

>>686832369
rr

>>686832423
C'mon..

a hick who sits on dick

>>686830612
I think Hitler did nothin wrong.
He just had not enough time.

the girl's more interesting than you lol

>>686830612
Gonna rape yo Ass with a pipe

>>686826748
podracer, cause its totally wizard.

>>686830612
I staple tapeworms on my penis, so the flesh worms will drink the brain juice from your fetus

>>686830612
"Would a hick masturbate with a banana peel in the back of a stolen smart car?"

>>686826748
When can you come over to play butt poke? I want to stick my D in your V Cuz I know you gotta P!

I am not a hick, I am a redneck. My sister-wife can consent to that.

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>>686833555

>>686833555
Does this count as dubbs?

>>686833555
WINRAR

>>686833555
k e k
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k

>>686833912
>>686826748
Does this count, OP?

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Deliverinnn

>>686835020
pls respond

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>>686835181

>>686835770
nigger tongue my anus

I want you to join me in my goat fucking-ventures.

Let's get high and hug some fucking TREES.

>>686835770
I'm melting down 1lb of bees wax and lubing up my funnel, I want you to pour it into my rectum for me. I have cash.

my fantasy is to get raped by 5 bears while having shit thrown at me, how about you?

I will find you, and I will force-feed you to my carnivorous horse.

>>686835770
I want to bathe my plantain in your meatlocker

I am going to eat some unborn fetuses, care to join?

my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell from a guard tower :(

My father's last words in the 9/11 incident were Allahu Akbar

I want to have your children.

>>686835770
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i want to fuck you with a pole

I will find you, and I will fuck you.

>>686835770
I'm HIV positive

>>686835770
I have a crippling meth addiction please hold me
>7 seconds later
pls respond

I will shove a rock up my ass in your name.

But enough about me, its time to talk about Jesus

i enjoy sticking bees up my anus

My Klan members don't like your "kind".

>>686835770
u dtf babe? I gotta 8 in. dick

>>686835770
In all realms except physical, I fucked Sarah Palin