>>686750161
it's gay

>>686750161
i do

>>686750161
Because I am not fat, ugly, poor and have a personality.

>>686750161
Because it's not fun, it's work. I genuinely don't understand how people enjoy exhausting themselves.

>>686750161
because i'm not an amerifat, because there is healthy food available where i live, not filled with corn syrup, because there isn't an auto-refill of soda at restaurant.

So i'm not overweight, and i don't need to go to the gym to stay in shape.

>>686750161
I have good genes

>>686750856
Jeans*

Cause im a lazy piece of shit

>>686750161
I do.

>>686750161
I fap for like 6 hours or so a day, does that count as workout?

I actually don't know. I fucking should but just decided not to. Fuck me.

And I should, why ?

>>686750627
Everything in life is work you can't have pleasure without pain

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>>686752063
coming from the boy who's never left his mom's basment

who is that guy op? i recal his face

I am not insecure.

>>686752186
keep being proud of being exploited

>>686750627
it can release endorphins that make you feel good

>>686750161
Work smarter not harder. Person A goes to the gym everyday to have a body that will allow him to copulate with a female. Person B doesn't go to the gym, instead he rapes to obtain his coitus. A and B are both after the same thing, A's method can take years to achieve and has to be maintained. B's method can be achieved on a whim, he can go to Bar and find some drunk chick, he can wait in a parking garage, blackmail, coercion etc.

>>686752318
sorta looks like jesse mccartney but im not sure

>>686752063
I don't really see how that was an appropriate response

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>>686752597

Yea but if you get strong enough you can use pure strength instead of blackmail, coercion, a lot more straight forward less bs approach

>>686752673
Definitely not Jesse. Looks more like the guy who played Zack from 'Saved By The Bell'

>>686752597

>Just find a drunk chick

You don't go out to bars much do you? Drunk chicks rarely get drunk and if the do they usually have large groups of friends. Drunk chicks rarely randomly wander off to parking garages on their own.

You don't need a gym chiselled body, it helps, but all you need is confidence and a splash of personality, with a good concept of personal hygiene.

No need to get all basement dweller and rapey

>>686750161

i did years ago but lost all motivation

something inside me died, i still live with the grief, but im not sure what died or how

guessing after years and years of not being loved by anybody, i realised i never was as a child

>>686750161
I do, but not as much as I should because I have other commitments and i'm also a lazy bastard.

>>686752958
You still have to go through the steps of obtaining that strength. Also, should an average guy be able to overpower an average girl by nature? I can see your point if your next conquest is Ronda Rousey, but that's far and few between.

>>686750161
i laugh at people who go to the gym.
sorry, but to me it seems like such a stupid thing to do.
i get enough physical exercise from walking my dog and taking the bike to work.

i just don´t see myself working with these machines or lifting weight.
that seems totally idiotic to me.

I'd rather nod off all day.

>>686753033
False, they do get blackout drunk and wonder away from from their group at bar. Have you been to a city? You always see some lady going to car at night in parking garage. Do you watch to news? Do you read the event that lead up to their demise? This shit happens on a daily basis.

>>686753220
>>686753344

Guys, guys get some moisturiser for that itchy neck beard. Your being whiney cunts again.

>>686752691
Let me guess, you are one of the americuck who's so proud of being exploited by the rich, work your ass off all day long only get 2 weeks of vacation, doesn't have healthcare, never retire, and have the same life expectancy than people from costa rica.

But you are proud and happy because "your country is number 1"

>>686753499
Results speak for themselves.

>>686753554
Go back to /pol/

>>686753494

No it doesn't. Girls don't get blackout drunk, on their own, for just this reason. They are surrounded by their girlfriend's too. As much as your a 'big guy' you'd still be too intimidated by a drunk girl. Passed out or not.

You still have the hurdle of leaving the basement and fitting in at a bar. The fat sweaty guy in his dads finest tuxedo, on his own is going to really stand out.

>>686750587
Implying just because I go to the gym/go for a jog I don't have a personality

>>686750627
Of course it's fucking work, if you sit on your ass all day not exercising your body then you're going become unhealthy/fat. Even if you don't become fat you will have serious physical limitations, you won't even be able to run for more than 20 metres or lift something that weighs 20kg

>>686750856
Doesn't matter how good your genes are, if you sit on your ass you're going to turn into a potato regardless

>>686751132
/thread

>>686751291
As long as you do it on the other arm too

>>686751297
Don't even have to go to the gym man, just get your body exercised by jogging a few times a week or some shit, you will feel a lot better trust me

>>686752402
Yes you are

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>>686750632
Bro u got it all wrong... People at the gym aint fat, we just got some muscle. Ur just making excuses cuz u lazy and u dont wanna pick up the weights

>>686753653

What results? Your a fat whiney cunt thats the result of failed parenting.

>>686750632
You still need to do that cardio fam (don't need gym, just jog)

>>686753793
Hmm well the fact that I've gotten laid by this very method proves you wrong. The hundreds of women who got taken advantage of after leaving a bar drunk proves you wrong. It's called opportunity. I'm sorry you're having a hard time accepting this.

>>686753921
Still has sex

>>686752597
>>686752958
Don't ever change /b/

>>686754151
i live in a city, so i don't have a car, i use public bike rental to move around, or public transportation, or walk, so i don't need to "jog", you just need to admit that your american way of living is degenerate.

>>686754164

Sorry buddy pull the other one. I can accept you drunkenly take advantage of your own hand but I highly, highly doubt you have gotten laid or actually left your comfort zone.

>>686754226

With your own hand?

I have severe social anxiety and would probably have a panic attack if i went to the gym, i try to work out at home tho

>>686754554
Good thing no one asked for your opinion faggot

>>686753344
U laugh at people who are stronger than u? Who are phyically better than u and are closer to reaching our evolutionary potential for muscle and strength? Keep making excuses to be weak and skinny buddy

>>686750161
I worked out for years and now that I'm sexy enough, I'm more oriented toward studying.

>>686754554

Nah you'll be right. No one cares at tge gym whether your fat, thin or just skeletal. You are there to improve yourself just like everyone else. Take the first step anon you can do it

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>>686754827
Nice, thats what i plan on doing once ive reached my body goals

>>686754513
One second let me check! Nope your wishful thinking didn't alter reality. You can remain in denial all you want, but it has happened and more than once. Bars, campus parties, hell I even got blowjob after threatening to spread nudes someone posted on anonib of a chick I knew from highschool. Sorry to ruffle your delicate moral sensibilities.

gym is just a shitty trend for insecure gayboys to feel masculine in the 2010s

>>686755029

Lol amazing well that angry rant sure put me in my place.

Share with us anon your dating prowess and those black mail nudes. I'll just grab a beer and wait.

>>686755051

Or it will ensute greater physicsl capacity, longer life and less injury later in life. Oh, and the whole optimized hormonal production part because legday.

>>686755051

Nope not really. The idea of going to a gym really makes basement dwellers feel insecure though. Don't worry your still moms big man ;)