>>686717037
Rape it

Wolf spider. They can be pretty aggressive, but are otherwise harmless.

>>686717037
If dubs, cum on it faggot

>>686717688
checked

>>686717688
checked

>>686717688
Winrar

>>686717688
THE ABSOLUTE MAD-MAN

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>>686717363
>pretty aggressive
>otherwise harmless
Wat

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>>686717363
>They can be pretty aggressive
I had one of these huge fuckers in my garage earlier this year. He was fast as shit. I don't know what to do.

>>686717688
No fucking way am i gonna whip my dick out around this fucker

>>686717940
Like muslims: they are pretty fucking aggressive but ask anyone in public position and they are harmless.

It's just a mudslim spider.

>>686717955
Yeah, I usually just shoot them with a .22 if they're outdoors. Too fast to get near them without them disappearing.

>>686717037
um a fucking shoe dawg,

>>686718219
dubs again and you have no choice faggot

cum on it

If its in the sink cover the sink with plastic wrap and drown the fucker. If it crawls on the plastic wrap tap it back into the water with a shoe.

OR you could stop being a giant bitch and eat it.

Spray it down with WD-40.

>>686718219
Dubs said so. Don't be a faggot OP.
You could always catch it then cum on it if you wanna be a sissy.

Put a lighter up to some bodyspray and spray.

Post results plz

>>686718228
I can't tell if it's a wolf spider or a grass spider. Anyway, I don't have anything to shoot it with so this could get messy.

>>686718465
You got me fucked up.

>>686718756
Last time I tried to wash a spider down the drain it survived and crawled back up 3 times. Even used the garbage disposal.

>>686718999
That'll just make it mad. I need some fucked up chemical that'll stun and kill it instantly.

>>686718228
>using an actual firearm on a spider.

Are you retarded?

It's pretty obvious what you have to do. Just set the house on fire

>>686717037
Blast it with piss

if singles
eat it

>>686717688
Winrar

>>686719666
Plug the drain. and mix bleach with the water. It will drown or dissovle eventually. Plus: Clean sink.

>>686719800
It's just a .22 revolver. I shoot just about anything mildly destructive on my property; large spiders, rats, snakes, ground squirrels, raccoons, etc. Ammo is cheap and I am generally bored.

let it crawl onto your ballsack

>>686717955
Rabid wolf spider. You must be in Missouri. They're harmless, but fast and will bite.

I have a brown recluse infestation and what is this? Is OP a girl?

>>686719666
Spiders don't typically die from insecticides. It tends to intoxicate them and make them more aggressive than they'd be otherwise.
A fun chemical to use would be hydrofluoric acid.

They're quick as fuck and it you spray them with poisen they run away. Hit it with a heavy shower of strong hold hairspray first. It completely freezes them motionless. Then drown in poisen.

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>>686717688

>>686720399
Why not drown them in piss, or leave the rabid wolf spiders alone?

You guys are such pussies.

>>686720297
>Brown recluse infestation

Goodnight, sweet prince.

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>>686717688

They have venom that will give you a two year erection and kill you. Might as well kill urself

>>686718465
I cant remember the last time I saw a spider, fly, or ant and didn't just immediately step on it or crush it with my hand. We're supposed to be the dominate species on this planet and we got ppl making threads on how to kill spiders..........

>>686720609
Itd really common here. http://www.newschannel5.com/news/man-takes-drastic-measures-to-keep-brown-recluse-spiders-away

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>>686717688
Fucking checked

>>686720297
pls be careful anon

Nuke it from orbit.

>>686717037
Poop on it

if dubs eat it :)

>>686717688
Dude...op....you fuckin have to now, dubs don't lie

If dubs insert it alive into your urethra and Jack off

>>686720848
Only way to be sure.

>>686721442
RE roll.

>>686718999
WITNESSED!

>>686721777
Holy fuck.

>>686717940
Not particularly toxic, unless you're allergic. It's literally an insect bite. You god damned pussies.

>>686721882
Trips means god wills it.

>>686718999
And then insert it into your urethra.

A wolf spider's bite is like being stung by an eight legged, fanged bee.

>>686722100
dubs after trips demand it op

>>686722309
God's wounds. If dubs he has do do it while listening to guts by Chuck palanhiuk.

Get it in there OP. Nice and lubed up.

Spiders are so fucking nasty, they are the niggers of the arthropod world. Each one sneaks everywere around you even during daytime, all of them are armed with poison and will strike you without notice.
That said the best way to deal with yours OP is with hairspary, bathe the fucker in it then lit it with a match and see it burn. Kill it before it gets you. Do it faggot and post pics.