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roast me the best you can
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I respect you and think you deserve equal pay
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You're the reason we have to check the boxes "male or female" when signing up to something.
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>>686706148
tits or gtfo
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this roast wouldn't be neccessary if your parents loved you
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tit or get the fuck out
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>>686706148
your dad was too negligent and not abusive enough
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>>686706148
Least convincing trap I've ever seen.
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>>686706464
also, obvious trap, but still tits... or... you know... gtfo.
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Just because you always wear resting bitch face doesn't mean your opinion matters or anybody thinks you're terrifying at all.
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you look like a self confident young girl that does not have an abusive older boyfriend
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Don't respond to attention whores, you dumb newfaggots.

Sage
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mad make-up fag
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Have you ever considered just getting a train on you because I don't see what attractiveness you have to maintain value.
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>>686706148
Why the nose ring? What does it represent to you? Besides your love for Hot Topic.
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You look like an uglier version of uncle Leo.
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>>686706148

we don't need to roast what's already brown
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>>686706704
How new am I that I know sage doesn't work and you don't???
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bumping this god tier thread
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>>686706148
you're a copy of every mindless tumblr reddit whore who tries to compensate for a lack of charisma and constantly shitposting the same stupid quotes from people you know nothing about and books you've never read.. but it's in black and white with cozy font, so you think your version is unique somehow. So, now that that obvious is out of the way.. really, you're not worth shitting on.. there is no, "you", just this image that you've been presented with and you decided to become to make up for your complete lack of intelligence and charisma. I'd feel sorry for you, but you're really just a dumb bitch and I think both you and I are completely fine with that.
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>>686706749
Ouch.
*chk chk
Burn!
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>>686706148
the fact you are posting on 4chan is sad enough as it is.
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>>686706968
Except it does and you're retarded.
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>>686706148
Are you related to a girl name Jill Franks?
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>>686706148
it looks like you fell asleep and two chihuahuas scooted their butts across the space where your eyebrows used to be.
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Fuck you trap faggot.
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Post tits and stop with your hi im Fred cosplay
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>>686706148

I'd hook up with you. Would even hang out.
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>>686706148
I think your fucking beautiful and I would totally take care of you for the rest of my pitiful life. Take that, bitch.
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You guys are hilarious, I knew you wouldnt disappoint me
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>>686706148
the fact that you're asking /b/tards to roast you is on its own a roast you did to yourself
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>>686707590
Stop being a stuck up bitch and show your fuckign tits already.
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i would actually date you despite you being a trap or not
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>>686706148
Just show your tits. You have about 6 more years before you start aging and with your face your'e going to look like a used eastern European whore.

Judging my your nose ring, your dyke hair, talent-less makeup and the fact that you're posting on 4chan I know enough about you to think that you aren't using that tight body of yours to secure a man that'll take care of your lazy ass.

Because you're already fucked I would say get into came whoring, porn or something where you can use that tight teen pussy of yours to make a few bucks. (I'm assuming you're to lazy for even that) Because God knows when you're 26 no man is going to want you anyway.
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>>686706148
too easy
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>>686706148
Eyebrows.
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>>686707590
>ruined
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>>686707829
thanks haha
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alright. first, what kind of insecure shitfuck would ask for anything like this? You have no self-respect, which probably means you also don't have any respect for the people or world around you. I don't care that you're most likely a trap, probably the one who initiated this whole bathroom equality bullshit. You are what's wrong with the world, and you're a fucking piece of shit for being alone and bored on a saturday night, and so desperate for attention, that this is what you came up with. Maybe you lie to yourself and say it's funny and get a little escape from the cesspool that is your life. But guess what? Tomorrow morning you still have to wake up to your shit life, with your dreams unfulfilled because you were too afraid to take a step, or gave up because things got real. Fuck off and die, you fucking trash ass bitch.
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>>686707590
You have a very punchable face.
I can tell you're the ugly, defensive friend that guys have to bypass in order to obtain the hot one.
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I'd roofie you but I wouldn't touch you because gross
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So which one cats, or, chickens or catchin
Eye shadow really helps with the black eye
Sucks you like cats, all those hair balls
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>>686707967
4chin is the only place that you can try to white knite with insults
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>>686707856
wow, that was really good. you are spot on! :D
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>>686707590
kek you look like the joker
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>>686707590
Hate the nose rings.

Would cum on ur face.
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>>686707590
Wow, I've never seen a face that was 90% nose before
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Look like a tranny. And a kike. You look like you have a forest of leg and armpit hair.
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>>686708156
I'm not white knighting anything. I myself am a bad person, and would let unworthy trash like this dangle from a cliff if it helped the majority. Let the weak perish.
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Idk i think your pretty hot and i would definitely wanna hang with you. Idt you look like a trap at all, i wpuld be pumped to date you
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>>686707590
God you look like Freddy Mercury face fucked Charlie sheen while they were both snorting coke
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>>686708327
i'm italian, i can't help it
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>>686706148
I would but I fear your vegan diet might clog up my colon.
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>>686707590
Too much makeup and your eyebrows are ugly af.
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>>686706148
OP please be honest, are you biologically male or female?
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>>686708438
That is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. you win.
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>>686708470
Am Italian, can relate.
It's not so much of a nose; it's more like a sundial. Just lay on your back and tell the time.
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roast this bitch on facebook i just want to hear the stories tomorrow have fun /b/ros
/uken00b?fref=ufi
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>>686708154
I retract my eariler statement because as soon as I saw jew nose>>686707590
Nothing mill a boner
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>>686707074
I swear it's like you guys stalk me or something
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that is very fucked up
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>>686706148
Mutha' fucka' got Yu-Gi-Oh hair.
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>>686706968
>sage doesn't work
You wut?
Man... the shithole gets shittier in the wrong direction by the minute
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>>686706432
i almost missed this one haha
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>>686708694
I am biologically female. I can see why you would think otherwise though
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>>686706148
fuck you bogdan, fuck you, and your eyebrows
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>>686709208
that's the best compliment i've ever received.
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>>686706432
Yeah, was thinking the same thing... Is this a trap?
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>>686710385
Does it really matter

If it's a girl I'll fuck it in the ass
If it's a guy I'll fuck it in the ass
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you have potential, if i were you i'd stop filling in my eyebrows so harsh and go lighter with the eyeshadow
lip gloss is also kinda gross imo
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You look like you were molested as a child, also tits or gtfu trap
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>>686706148
gross, pervert. i can see you're a dude. i'll never share a restroom with you and you should be gassed.
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>>686710841
i appreciate your honesty
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>>686707590
Go grab that lava lamp and drink the magma you fucking Decepitcon!
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>>686706148
Vote here the best you can
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338753
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you are kinda cute, pretty yeah
as for the insult, grow some fucking hair on your head please
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>>686706148
jebem ti crkvena vrata, jebem ti slavski kolac, rodi mi gomilu retarda sa obrvama kao pijavice, alah agbar
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>>686711255
lmao!
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>>686711431
no.
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>>686706148
Landscaper hasn't been by in a few weeks clearly, those fucking eyebrows are out of control.
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>>686711431
It's not cute dude.

Lighting + Makeup + angle

If that disgusting beast walked by me I would gag a little in my mouth. God forbid If I was ever in a situation where I would have to listen to its voice. Which judging my it's nose probably sounds like a suffocating cat in a tuba.
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>>686712053
i do have a really annoying voice...
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So we should hang out and play pokemon
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Well i would pretty much do anything to fuck you
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>>686712436
no
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>>686706148
Your parents don't accept or love you the way you wish they would, and they never will.
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>>686706148
your eyebrows are shitty why even bother how long did you take to make them that ugly
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>>686713239
Pfft, tell me something I don't know
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>>686712919
We know you would you beta white knighting cuck. Anything above your vast assortment of socks in your top drawer is going to be a life changing experience for you. Provided you could even get it up for that she beast as you fight back all the repressed memories of when your uncle Ricky touched you in the bathtub.
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>>686713310
i like being ugly
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>>686708371
nice edgelording I guess?

do you want a fucking metal for this edge or some shit?
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>>686706148
your nose is so long your face looks like a lion
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>>686713879
my life dream is to look like a cat
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>>686706148
If Justin Bieber and Caitlyn Jenner had a love child it would be you.
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>>686706148
your make is like, really, really bad
you look like a cheap whore

also you just have a bitchy face
your brows are too thick
short hair doesn't work well for you, it elongates your face. i think you need to learn about how to get haircuts that flatter your face
boring looking. cheekbones are shit
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Put shoe on head. Post results.
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>>686714112
not a cat. a lion.
nothing cute about that face
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>>686714264
thank you!!!
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>>686714143
lost
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>>686713531
That's obvious, to bad the boys/girls in your class never give you the attention you wanted. How long did it take you before you finally gave up and started accepting what you truly are, a worthless, pathetic piece of trash. Before you went to the lie that you "want to be ugly" "that you don't care" "that this is the you, you want"

Was it a few months after this revelation that you started your deviant art page and decided to pretend to be gay, start your armature photography career, hide away in your room watching anime, dedicate hours on youtube watching how to apply that hideous make up?

It don't make you special, the attention your getting from your alternative friends isn't real.
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You deserve a serious ass fucking or an even better tied down anal rape. Thats all youre good for and i hope you realize every guy you ever meet will want to throar fuck you unitl your shitty overly done eyebrows and make up come melting off your face with your pathetic tears and spit. Useless. Worthless.

Let me see that ass cuz you're pretty cute.
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>>686714143
That is amazing
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>>686714112
holy shit stay the fuck away

CRAZY BITCH CRAZY BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>686714514
Dude, this is like 90% accurate. The only thing is that I don't have a deviantart page and my makeup is self taught
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>>686715038
>makeup is self taught
well that explains a lot
i think you need to go back to school bitch
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>>686714434
cat/lion, same difference
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>>686715128
awww man, you got me.
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>>686715038
Woman, how the fuck could you be on here this long and not tell us about your pussy. is it wet, dry, normal, stinky, funky, fresh, bloody, and have you touched it in the last 24 hours?
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>>686715439
I never mentioned it because everyone thinks I'm a trap. But it's normal I guess. And obviously i've touched it recently
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>>686714404
Sorry for the delay
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I think you putting your ugly ass on here says enough about you
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>>686715911
>>686716461


Do tell us more about yourself, please.
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>>686716465
true
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>>686716465
hey buddy, I'm sure there's a few trap or boipussy threads you could shit post in, so go there and have fun.
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You're gorgeous af
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I love you
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I would fuck you in a heartbeat
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>>686715911

It's confusing anon.

Face like a guy but your arms, and neck are pretty girly. If you were a guy I would assume you at least picked SOMETHING heavy up to develop the least amount of muscle. But you're arms look just like a girls aka have done fucking nothing.

Your neck is also very girly no Adams apple, slender, hint of collar bone.

You're still a whore btw
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OK FINE HERES MY TITS STOP FUCKING ASKING
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>no tits

shit tier attention whore is shit

way to live down to the stereotype cumdumps cant deliver
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>>686717060
bra=/=tits worthless whore

do it right or dont fucking bother
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OP can I follow you on snapchat? You're seriously gorgeous
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Cheesestick in butt
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>>686716585
I'm pretty average. My nose is gigantic. It took me three times to get my license. I'm terrible at math. 5'3. I love daft punk. I had a birthmark on my tongue that had to be surgically removed when I was a baby. I've had two boyfriends so far. No girlfriends. No regular friends.
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>>686717060
get that thing the fuck outta here, NOW! Dafuq's wrong with you? An actual woman's here to entertain us and you won't to post some mentally fucked up dude? Damn, man.
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>>686716461
You got so much fucking makeup on we can't even see your face in order to roast it. Or tell if you're male, female or degenerate.
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>>686717270
tl;dr

post your tits
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>>686716990
i like confusing people sexually.
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>>686717060
nice cock
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>>686714143
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>>686716461
shoe is ugly
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>>686717060
I wish I was half as pretty as her haha
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>>686717270
Whoa.
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>>686707590
Nice daft punk poster
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>>686717309
I'm definitely a degenerate
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>>686717270
>No girlfriends

Well that's good. No need to fuck up your life with degeneracy. Just keep it straight and eventually, or with any luck, you'll marry some guy for ten years or so, then divorce him and get half his income and maybe the crib. Then put out to your hearts content eventually landing a much younger ne'er-do-well neck beard virgin who worships you because you took pity on him and sucked his dick. He now calls you milady and worships you, all the while you're blowing your alimony on clothes, piercings and tats.
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>>686706289
Fucking brutal
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>>686706148
UNDERAGE
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>>686717560
cute, but how is it relevant to anything?
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>>686716461
Do you have a feminine penis?
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>>686716461
You have potential. If you just regulated your "uniqueness" to something a little more modest instead of full blown "look at me, look at me, I'm damaged. You could actually be pretty nice.

I would go for something like this, maybe some quirky shoes (boots, converse), a neckless, maybe a draft punk shit.

Grow your fucking hair out. I know you don't want people looking at you like your cute/attractive but you'll have your whole adult life to be be ugly.
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>>686706432
Kek
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>>686706289
calm down satan
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>>686717922
thanks
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>>686713638
Gimme metal
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>>686717960
Sweet
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>>686706148
Eyebrows lookin like...
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>>686711255
>drink the magma
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>>686718137
thank you for the genuine advice
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>>686718522
Duh, I use a sharpie for all my makeup
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>>686716461
you got the eyebrows and now the glasses, but your Groucho costume is still missing the mustache
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>>686718849
Yeah, I haven't finished it yet
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>>686718813
Show your pussy, slut. I can't fucking cum to you looking all like Mrs. Doubtfire without seeing that you have an actual vagina instead of a 10 inch long schlong.
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>>686718056
fuck off and die moralfag nigger

that weak ass pic aint scarin anyone but newfag scum like yourself and they have no decent cp to share

gtfo
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>>686718987
Just show us your tits please. You're incredibly attractive and I really wanna cum to you
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>>686719118
omg i LOVE that movie
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>>686716461
Actually you're pretty hot aside from the eyebrows
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>>686719169
Fag.
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how is a woman ever gonna run the most powerful nation on earth when you dumb cunts cant even follow simple basic rules
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>>686719169
there's probably already nude pics of me floating around somewhere...
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>>686719482
POST EM, SLUT. DO AS THE MENFOLK SAY!
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>>686719482
Show us then slut
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>>686719442
i enjoy my eyebrows, thank you very much
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>>686719056
For the love of God not again. I can't take this comic anymore
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>>686719567
>>686719622
>>686719633
i was in porn actually.....
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>>686719567
>>686719622
ugh, i wish i was a slut. they always have the most fun.
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>>686719482
weak af and fail

repost or make new pics

not now,right the fuck now
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>>686719482
So make more float around
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OP is this you?
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>>686719761
Prove it, what's your porn name?
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>>686719764
Well now's your chance!

Show us them dark lil nips
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>>686719761
what's the point of combining porn and gore?
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>>686719764
You'd be surprised how much acting like a good subservient little slut can make up for that hideous clown makeup you're wearing.
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>>686717270
why a birthmark in the tongue has to be removed?
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>>686706148
There's enough oil on your face to start another gulf war.
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>>686719761
I wish I had a butt that nice.
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>>686720055
Ask and you shall receive anon.

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74
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>>686719761
that's actually pretty much the aftermath of abella danger fucking the black guy in that video

she's a 7/10 but she's got enough confidence that I'm willing to embrace the obviously fake porno bitch noises
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>>686720128
As someone with a past acne problem, I agree
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>>686706148
Never knew these were for eyebrows
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All that fucking clown makeup and painted on shit. Take it all off and show us how pretty you really are. Unless you're into looking like a whore at the corner of an abandoned strip mall except for the laundromat and dunkin donuts.
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>>686720429
I already told you guys, I use a brown Sharpie for my eyebrows
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>>686720267
>client=safari
da fuq
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>>686720267
>https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74


fuck you, that was not cool at all. fuck, you.

OP, where are you with those pictures, please, OP, please.
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>>686719764
Where are you from? Kik?
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>>686720164
I wish you would try something dif for a change

post tits and be useful instead of useless
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>>686721006
that was sexy
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>>686718137
>neckless

retard
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>>686721236
NO it wasn't, it was gross, really fucked up. I just want more pictures of the OP, that's all I want.
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>>686706148
Can you show me your belly with under boob? Please.
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>>686715038
But even worse, is your reaction to all this like "hahaha you're right dude,, haha ye totally me"

That wont make it any better, you should just leave this thread already,, laughing on how ugly/stupid you are like its a good thing.. wont make anything good for you
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>>686721788
Can you actually post something nude? :/
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>>686721788
Spread your pussy and I'll hate fuck my hand.
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>>686719165
This screams newfag
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>>686721788
MLP and daft punk. You have terrible taste.
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>>686721788
There you go bb, now just open the legs
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>>686721788
Nice hair cut. When did you get the nose piercing?
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>>686721788
You summoned the mighty dubs, you may be a superior human being after all....
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>>686721788
I have that same color rug, you wouldn't happen to be in my state would you?
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>>686721684
but i am stupid & ugly. i don't see your logic.
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Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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>>686721788
>trap
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>>686722245
Probably.
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>>686721788
Nice feet sweety. Kiss kiss.
>But you are awful
Roasted.
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Before any of you dickweeds say anything, yes, I am a regular on Tumblr. This website was brought to my attention by a very good friend of mine. She was linked to this website as a joke, and is now severely traumatized. You can say only war vets or people who witness deaths first-hand only get PTSD, but that is a myth. My dear friend now has mild PTSD from this shithole website and refuses to leave the house ever since she visited 4chan. Not only is she traumatized and has PTSD, she also developed severe work-out anxiety. She is a curvy girl, and she posted a selfie on on one of the threads, and was constantly called a fat pig and told to starve herself. Now she is terrified of exercise and visiting any gyms in fear that she will be ridiculed. This is a sick website and I will make sure it gets taken down. It took me a lot of courage to even visit this sick site and stick up for my friend, as your sick comments trigger me and give me nausea as well as panic attacks. But I am doing it anyway. Stop your sick ways or I WILL GET THIS FOUL WEBSITE TAKEN DOWN.
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>>686722208
About a week after I lost my mind. So roughly three years ago.
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>>686722111
no defending niggerish moralfags screams newfag

out cancer
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>>686722312
>>686722575
Pray to God that somebody falls for this.
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>>686722312
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hey /b/, femanon here...

just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.

sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
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>>686722312
>>686722575
Could you not?
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>>686706148
You're beautiful the way you think you are.
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>>686722837
you misspelled cumdumpster

tits or gtfo
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>>686722685
Wasn't defending anyone, was saying how much of a newfag you are
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>>686722880
>Fact: Women are oppressed by other genders
>Fact: Women will be equal to men when we oppress them as much as they oppress us
>Fact: You're uncomfortable with this because you've been deluded by The Patriarchy
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>>686722950
itt:newfags calling newfags,newfags

gtfo newfag nigger
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>>686722945
I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not
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>>686722986
Fact: tits or gtfo
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>>686723040
>Says the biggest newfag of all
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>>686706148
look like the tanning bed did that allready
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>>686723099
It's not
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With that makeup, I'd say you pretty much roasted yourself.
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>>686722712
Well,, if no one else, at least you replied
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>>686722837
That isn't even an accurate diagram
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>>686706148
your eyebrows are horrid.. youd look beter with natural full eyebrows over that painted looking shit.. since i guess you dont know how to pluck them properly.

too much fucking makeup. no one wants to be with a clown.
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>>686723230
It's actually bronzer! I like to look terrible without increasing my risk of skin cancer xoxo
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>>686723282
You aint down with the clown? I for one absolutely love a Juggahoe.
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>>686706148
1. You're makeup is trash with your caterpillar lookin eyebrows and your ridiculous eyeliner bullshit
2. Nose rings are the mark of being complete trash
3. Your notebook is fucking gay
4. You have a ton of makeup on for no apparent reason as you're posting on /b/ which means your natural face is disgusting and you're ashamed to show it
5. Short hair on girls is retarded and 0/10 times is better than a girl with longer hair
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>>686723154
nope you missed the biggest
see >>686723154
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>>686723282
You pluck a chicken, you tweeze your eyebrows
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>>686723547
>Virgin detected

Cool neckbeard bro
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>>686721648
Not an American powerstrip, somewhere in Europe I'd imagine.
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ITT: misogynistic neanderthals who refuse to act like civilized adults and insist on treating me as a second class citizen for no reason besides whether or not I have a Y chromosome. Grow up, children.
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>>686723600
Cool man, how does it feel being a summerfag, summerfag?
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>>686723461
you are a disgrace to cumdumps everwhere

just begone
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>>686722312
b8
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>>686723649
If you're going to claim someone is a virgin at least have a specific reason for why you believe it
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>>686723547
You know what, I like my gay notebook and trash piercings.
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>>686723738
kek
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>>686723743
look in the mirror and ask yourself
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>>686723845
Well nobody else does so how about you make like
>>>/r9k/
And kill yourself you tumblr tier shit
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>>686723738
New here eh worthless whore?

Welcome to /b

Now post your tits or get the fuck out
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You look like Sarah Jessica Parker
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>>686723842
>1. You're makeup is trash with your caterpillar lookin eyebrows and your ridiculous eyeliner bullshit
>2. Nose rings are the mark of being complete trash
>3. Your notebook is fucking gay
>4. You have a ton of makeup on for no apparent reason as you're posting on /b/ which means your natural face is disgusting and you're ashamed to show it
>5. Short hair on girls is retarded and 0/10 times is better than a girl with longer hair


You are 100% the kind of faggot who would claim to be incel. You seem like a real 'nice guy'.

>Kill youslef bru
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>>686721788
I ejaculated tablespoons to your feet
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This thread turned into so much cancer so quickly kek
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>>686724031
oohh harsh!
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>>686716990
>>686721788

Soles, please?
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>>686724098
>girl asks to be roasted
>whiteknight is butthurt that I'm doing what he asked
How about you refer to this
>>686723992
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