>>686692101
I love your shirt

Get in here nog
All welcome to the assjam

>>686692278
Thanks, qt3.14!

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>>686692101
let's just get drink and drown in the regret of decisions we didn't make
I'll be lurking here and in any more PixelChan threads, but I've had enough for tonight. life is a sad place and i cant wait to leave
-niggernog out

Now this >>686692411 is how you score dem sweet dubs >>686692393
Be heartfelt to make it count

>>686692411

You stole my dubs bitch

>>686692411
peace nog have a good one bud

>>686692411

Who are you anyways?

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Who here hungry?

is anyone finally going to dump her nudes from yesterday?

Why the hell is there a staple in her nose?

>>686692411
Dubs says you have to go, niggernog.

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>>686693055
Dubs checkem

>>686693055
The select few who have the bulk don't seem to be willing to post

>>686692411
Nog there a lot of women in the world.

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>>686693055

>>686693796
He's apathetic, she's within walking distance
Truly a romance for the ages, anon

>Couldn't get the self-absorption you wanted in real life
>better post on 4chan, that'll make me look good
Kek.

>>686693289
Bottom right - What books are those?

>>686694456
nancy drew books.
it's saddening how i know this.

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>>686692411
Fukun saved and added to the collection. Gotta get them all.

>>686694456
101 Ways To Cook Chicken - Cavity Style by Duncan Heiney

>>686692917
a disappointment, but none of that matters anymore.

>>686694884
Fucking hell, nog, are you threatening an hero now, too?

>>686693016
I'm starving anon. I have very strict dietary needs though. I don't suppose you could advice on how these nuggets were cooked, could you?

>>686694135
Yeah he sound scared tbh

>>686694642
Ma nigga.

stop making this thread please. this whole thing has run its course

>>686693055
They've already been posted in every nuggetbugger thread so far. Open your fucking eyes anon.

>>686695592

this

>>686695104
Sure: deliciously marinaded and slowly rotated in Elsie's rectum, these nuggers are made of the finest chicken breast, coated in batter then served following their succulent pooper preparation; delicious for all the family, friends and 4channers. Mmm! (c)

>>686692101
Your eyes look like hamburgers

>>686692101
Why the fuck do you have a staple in your nose?

>>686693059
Dad owns a stationary store. Thinks it's some sort of advertising? Fuck knows?

>>686695778
you can read all about it in the book
>>686694754

>>686695207
Fear is the only impediment to destiny, and true love, for el noggerino

>>686692101
Why oh why oh why would a pretty girl ruin her face with that weird bull nose ring??? Honey, you are trash. Suicide. Consider it.

Link to all her pics?

>>686695592
Agreed had a good run

>>686692101
You look like a junkie

>>686695908
*surplus stationary store, and yes, the advertising is how she earns enough pocket money to acquire the nuggets

>>686696077
I like septum rings

>>686695592
Please don't forget about me, that's all I ask.

>>686696077
I think it's looks alright man

>>686695592
>>686695775
>>686696295
>doesn't like thread
>replies and bumps it anyway
Gg

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I dont understand

aside from all of this, i feel incredibly bad for elise. not because of the fact she did what she did

but because she has a cringey, dusty, possibly weeb stalker stuck on her for the rest of her life

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>>686697009
Some mysteries are not meant for man

>>686695778
I'll have some of that anon!
Sounds very tasty.
Did I hear something about some slow cooked extra crispy ones too? Apparently you have have to special order them from the front of the cooker?

>>686697102
I'll leave her alone, if that's what she wants. I'm sorry for everything.

>>686697102
That's our nog!
Seriously tho, she maintained contact with him
She supplied her address to him
Who's really to blame here, anon?

>>686697102
Kek

>>686697407

if she was drunk it doesn't count

>>686697335

i doubt you'll actually leave her alone, you've practically proved you wouldn't

>>686696077
Wow, you have no idea what you just said do you?

>>686697622
She was drunk last night, I got her address a few hours ago. And I'm not blaming her, she didn't do anything wrong.
I may seem like I won't leave her alone, but if that is what she wants then I will respect her wishes.

tits or get the FUCK OUT

>>686697290
You're referring, of course, to our Krispy Kuntaz, my friend.
Slow roasted in the vaginal cavity, these tasty treats are only available for 3 weeks out of every month; so make sure you call ahead and place an advance order to avoid disappointment!

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>>686697009
Me either

>>686698222
Dude you are so far behind. That girl hasn't been here since like 8 hours ago haha

>>686698028
It's okay anon, one day a girl will be impressed by your fedora collection.

>>686697622
She wasn't drunk when she gave him her address this morning. She'd slept and sobered up by then

>>686698579

kek

>>686696475
Elsie, go to bed. Tomorrow is a new day. You probably won't feel any better but it will get better pretty quick. Worst case scenario you become a meme. That means you outrank Millhouse in popularity.

This was like 5 hours ago you guys are idiots

>>686698673
not elise, just niggernog rambling in case the comment i responded to was her's.

>>686692411
Omg you're so pretty ;-;

>>686697009
Don't worry about it. Just enjoy your chicken nuggers.

Sorry I missed the nudes, girl looks extremely hot

im really confused, can someone explain please?

>>686698755
Gotta gestate this spicy chicken meme to full term, my friend
Time and effort, that's all it takes :^)

>>686698912
lurk more

>>686699045
but I just got home from work :(

>>686698233
I just lost my shit at this one. Fucking topkek anon.

>>686698912
Girl shoves frozen chicken nuggers up her pussy and ass on livestream, later serves them to her family and gloats about the 'prank'
Concerned anon sends recording of streak to her family along with advice on how to treat e-coli
You're all caught up now

>>686699265
thanks mate

>>686699175
Some camgirl got her nudes sent to her family.

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>>686699265
10,000 keks for you sir.

>>686698028
How many times have you told her you love her today?

>>686699219
You're welcome, sir
Come back to Elise's Eatery anytime now, y'hear?

>>686699576
once, but in context it was the right thing to say.

someone repost

archive is dead

In all seriousness, some people hate her, some people love her, but damned if I wouldn't eat chicken nuggets out of her ass

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>>686699500
Those dubs don't lie bby

Winky reporting for duty. Im currently dropping a deuce in my works public restroom, but figured id check in to see if any posts were up. Bathtub gang- we are truly legion. I wish you all 77 virgins in the afterlife and a freshly made reuben.
Winky out.

>>686699413
Welcome
Now spread the word!

>>686698391
9/10 possibility she is lurking in this thread anon.

>>686699782
As if any of us degenerates have a choice now we know this exists, anon

>>686700027
I made her smile last night in the tinychat it felt real good.

>>686700277
Well there's much to smile about itt, so presumably m'lady is still amused

>>686700277
how did you accomplish that?

>>686692101
i cummed looking at your face op

>>686700586
Asked her to show me her doggies

>>686700677
I only liek big cums
Does your ejaculate match the might of those dubs?

>>686700806
Is that a euphemism?

>>686700806
not sure why but i immediately thought of elbows when you said doggies

>>686700984
No she has some puppers

>>686692411
Elise pls be my online gf :3

>>686692101
you have some staple in your nose

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>>686692101
you look a little fucked up,
you probably need jesus.

>>686701244
You mean these >>686693839?
Nice dubs btw

>>686692101
if i wasn't 10 years old i would totally fuck you

>>686692101
Is that a fucking staple?

>>686699717
It's never the right thing to say, when you haven't even met the lady. You better get a game plan together nog or you'll live 15 mins down the road and never will meet her. Bet she's online now looking up how to file a restraining order. Either that or she's in this thread watching you still driveling over her.

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>>686695592

>>686701957
You won't be 10 forever, kiddo; can I offer you some tasty chicken nugger instead?

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>>686701649

>>686699878
Chicken Nugger?

>>686701993
See>>686695908
And
>>686696398

>>686702050
I'm just going to give up and hope she finds happiness in her life from someone or something.
To all the anons that have been with us from the beginning, there won't be an update. She's asked me to come over multiple times today, but since I can't fix my life in the state it is in right now I can't be there for her.
-depressed drunk niggernog out for real
>i love you guys

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>>686702675
It's all love, nog

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>>686701342
No, be my online GF!

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>>686694884
kek

>>686699740
nevermind found it in this shittier archive
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/686543883

>>686702675
Should have gone over man. What more do you want? Her to come over and make dinner?

>>686703301
Yes, I need the nugger :(

>>686703624
When I die and go to heaven, I hope it's Elise just making me some chicken nuggets

>>686702675
i salute you nignog. shouldnt have expected more from a btard... keep in touch with her tho cause i ship you guys. i like pretending im you. i live in michigan so not that far but still itd be weird if i tried to get with her. not lucky enough to lived that close to her

>>686703301
I'm currently in an unhealthy long distance relationship of 3 years but I cant get the strength to break it off. I'm waiting for her to cheat or break up with me. I know this relationship isn't going to go anywhere. Call me beta because I am.

>>686703828
Praying fervently for this on your behalf, bro
>peace be with you

>>686702675
Oi nignogger, don't you fucking quit on me and more importantly don't you fucking quit on her. She need you at the min nog and if ever a beta cuck fuck had a chance with an 8/10 now is your opportunity. Strike whilst the iron is hot. You best be up tomorrow morning before she is and be ready for a very long boring conversation about how shit her life is. Try and throw a joke or 2 in lighten the mood. And most importantly work towards gaining access to her front door. Her literal front door (the one on her house) the other front door is an entirely different challenge. We'll focus more on that if you can manage this hurdle 1st.

>>686703301
Kek, nog wants him some nuggers.

>>686692101
well look at that, some ignorant cunt finally managed to make a proper timestamp

>>686704349
We all get a little bit hungry sometimes..

>>686704559
Nigga, where the fuck you been?

>>686698251
what the fuck is that sharp ass nugget doing

>>686702233
exactly what i was thinking

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>>686704559
>being this late

>>686705025
Plotting a rectal tearing spree

>>686704559
So you have clearly seen her thread yet this is the 1st time you've noticed the OP pic? The OP pic that has been the same across about 5 different threads. What drugs you had tonight buddy and where do I get some?

>>686693289
moar nudes?

>>686705841
They exist, along with the stream and caps thereof, but nobody seems to be posting them ;_;

>>686705841
I know people can't patrol every thread on /b/ but seriously dude all the info you need to not sound like a retard is in this thread.

>>686706067
Its a long story dude. Love got involved.

>>686706186
im a retart help me pls and post nudes or link to them

>>686706382
The Cuck, The Thief, His Wife And Her Nugger

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>>686705841
>>686706624

Here, just noticed I forgot to post this one, this time round. Enjoy.
Black dude is nog you'll notice him referenced many times in this thread. He might even come say hi.

>>686706698
I appreciate you anon

>>686706960
That isn't nog. That's mamajama or someshit haha

>>686707036
I know

>>686707064
That's not nog? Shit.... and I'm giving other people a hard time for not paying attention.
You sure that's not nog?

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>all these people believing the nugget story

>>686707297
Yeah I was there

>>686706960
thats badmamajama, i never cammed up because beta
-niggernog

>>686706960
How about a vid?

>>686707323
Check the livestream, bro: it's real

>>686707515
No it isn't faggot

>>686707639
Hi Elise!

>>686707449
Nope, got a couple of FB/twitter shots and that's it.
As far as I can work out I have 9 out of a total of 15 (might be 8 cos I shot one myself) so nothing more of interest I can post. Sorry anon.

>>686707762
Duh dude none of you were even there for it.

>>686707522
omg moar?!

>>686705597
I was cleaning up toilet overflow my magnanimous friend

Im late here guys whats the story?

>>686707830
Any pix of her feet soles?

>>686707522
Make that 10! Thanks anon.

>>686708031
Well post them!

send us a pic of #teamgolf written on your breasts

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>>686707957
Chick got drunk and livestreamed a peep show for some anon who lived near by, by the looks of things. Dunno what the nuggets have to do with anything tho

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>>686707863
Sure thing, pal

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It lives.

>>686707696
Hey i know you

>>686708172
Dog she hasn't been here in 10 hours

>>686707522
Pussy and/or ass please ?

>>686708031
please post other 9 you have

>>686708261
I was there! She talked to us at 5am. It was so much fun!!

>>686707957
See >>686699265

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Just got sucked like this, holy fuck

>>686699265
>>686708477
Were her feet visible in the livestream tho (specifically the soles) and if so was someone able to grab a screencap?

>>686708928
At various points, briefly, during the marinade process
Pretty low quality cam tho, so you may be dissatisfied

>>686707522
Feet please please please

>>686699265
Who is the beta who is stalking her now tho?
>>686697102
This dude?
>>686697335

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>>686708928
Sorry buddy, not come across any feet except
>>686693289
This wasn't a pre planed venture.
<<Here's some I got from a dif girl earlier today.

>>686709382
That would be nog, yes
Info in this thread and the (at least) three preceding it

>>686709511
Bless you child

nog, youre a fucking retard
if you had a tiny amount of non-autistic brain you would left these threads and talk to her and try to make her feel better. you still here, answering underage neckbeards every kind of personal questions and bumping the thread
not even that, youre crying in these fucking threads about your love life and how beta you are. youre not beta, youre literally autistic. the fact the girl even speak to you show how fucked up she is rn

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>>686709690
You can have full set if you like, no more feets though.

>>686709733
she is asleep anon, I've been talking to her in facebook messages since yesterday

>>686709594
Read this entire thread and I don't understand his tie-in to the drama
Was he a beta orbiter of hers who saw a chance to blackmail her into fucking him after he recognized her from the nugget marinade video?

>>686709733
I wish she'd talk to me.

>>686692101
is there a staple in his nose?

>>686709896
the fact youre here show autistic and untrustable you are

>>686709934
Given his is the reply above yours, I'm sure he'll weigh in with clarification, anon

>>686692101
Is that a staple in her nose??

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>>686709934
Still makes me kek.

>>686709851
>>686709511
I knew I would see this cunts pics on here again. Bitch showed nothing, and everyone was kissing her ass, it was sad af.

>>686710122
Care to clarify?
>>686709934
i live close to her, we've been talking on facebook, she wants me to come over. there's more to the story but i dont want to talk about it again, i've been doing it all day

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>>686710301
I know anon, believe it or not I was there. Bunch of betas asking retarded questions.

>>686709851
Write "Cobi" on tits, will make my day

>>686709511
God Tier feet

>>686710471
Can you just write up a wiki and link it or something. It would save us all a lot of time and aggravation. Also, do you have any pix of her feet? (Specifically her soles)

>>686710576
seriously sad, brah. I was spiderman shit posting, but she ended up making a new thread. Shit pissed at that beta crap.

>>686710471
she wants you to come over so she probably have some sort of trust in you and you still here leaking information about her and the situation. the fact you dont seeing this makes me pretty sad and actually questions if you have some sort of autism or not

>>686710471
go there tomorrow. quit being a pussy for once in your life. just cuddle her or something you dont have to try to fuck if you dont want. give her the attention she wants from 4chan. even if youre an autistic beta itll be better than the attention she'd get from this site

>>686710690
I'll 2nd that request.

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>>686710881
Would some delicious nugger cheer you up?

>>686710881
*still, my bad everyone.

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>>686709934
>>686710259
>>686708928
>>686710690
Crying laughing at this fucking thread rn

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>>686710663

>>686711110
nah, dude, but you were so close to quints.

>>686711220
I know, now I'M sad ;_;
Still, life goes on

>>686711220
You sure? Dems some damn tasty nuggers, right there?

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>>686711811
Ew, Grody.

>>686711811
Dubs demands you indulge >>686711220
Special recipe for anon

>>686712001
nah man, I'm vegan.

>>686712130
So is Elise's asshole

>>686712234
That's meat, man. Also, did I mention I'm vegan? Because I'm vegan.

>>686712130
>>686712234
>>686712373

We'll have her rustle up some vegie nuggers, specially for you.

>>686712373
Pussy paneer?

kinda hoping a new cam whore can show up so everyone can forget about this bitch

it's run it's course and we've now made a huge scar on this girl's life

Soo OP was gonna kill herself cammed with some dude who lived close? Am i in the ball park?

>>686712620
>Pussy paneer
That's like, venison man.

>>686712791
Bumhole Boca burger?

>>686712663
Huge scar?
We connected McElsie and nog.
This is a romcom, nigger. Always a happy ending.

>>686712682
Someone posted her pics to her parents

>>686713067
>McElsie
I see what you did there

>>686713314
Thats fucked. And how is niggernog involved?

>>686712682
>>686713314
Read the fucking thread, faggots

>>686713476
He was one of the guys in the stream, lives close to her, and has been talking to her

>>686713476
He's the underdogg. The peoples champ/chump!

>>686713538
Hey fgt i did all i get is guys looking for asshole and feet screen caps and ppl talking about nuggets

She declined my fb request guys. What's the point of living now?

>>686713680
re-read the bread, Mcasshole.

>>686713891
Even with an accepted request there is no point, take it from me.

>>686713680
Comprehension of an Arab
Here >>686699265
Get it now?

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>>686713891
Might as well post the rest of them pics you've been hoarding, ay buddy?
<<< Her nugget maker probably looked like this anyway.

>>686713891
That would tend to suggest she HAS been lurking
Simply ebin

>>686714050
javascript:quote('686707323');

>>686714050
Is the "concerned anon" niggernogger and why did he say he loved her if he passed on the video to her family.
You see anon, that link, while helpful, is far from comprehensive

>>686714451
Thought she would be. If you had a thread with your face on the front page, wouldn't you be McLurking it?

>>686714510
Have we all been hacked now?