Do you want to have sex one day?

>>686637020

Why don't you go to a brothel and get some confidence up

>>686637395

Yes.

>>686637410

Because I don't want to contribute to exploitation.

I'm a 35 yr old kissless Virgin. This thread isn't making me feel better about anything.

rent a hooker

>>686637669

What's wrong with you bro?

>>686637570

Its not exploitation if they make bank

>>686637020
Around what time did you start to realize that your life was gonna be shit?

I just hit 20 and I think I'm there.

>>686637788

Yeah. No. Trafficking is still ubiquitous.

>>686637861

25.

19y.o. virgin here. General life advice? What do you regret doing/not doing when you were my age?

What would you r8 yourself in looks?

>>686637993

I should have taken more drugs and focused less on academic achievement. I also should have chosen a different field of study.

>>686638219

5 / 10.

Are you overweight or have anything wrong with you that might put people off?

>>686638421

I am fit and just seriously socially retarded. Personality of a wet sponge.

>>686637020

How was you day?

>>686637990

I assumed you were in the US. There are legal brothels where the women are Americans that want to make cash.

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>>686637020
>33
>kissless
>virgin

Your understanding of the Universe is great. Very powerful wizard.

>>686638243
What did you study
>also no drugs
>also focus too much on academics
>medieval studies and accounting double major

Are you me from the future?

>>686638829

Good. I went running and climbing today. Then chilled on my balcony with some fucking microbrew and salmon nicoise.

>>686637020
Will you post pics? I get hard from ugly daddies

>>686639017
>What did you study

Molecular biology. Pretty useless career path. Will be unemployed from the 1st of June.

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>>686639145

No face. Body is attached.

>>686637990
>ubiquitous
Then pay for an Escort u cheap fgt

>>686639297
Well i was tryin to bait creepy weirdos. How are you a kissless virgin if you're that hot.

>>686637733
There's a long list. Nothing worth talking about, thanks anyway.

>>686637020
Archwizard here.
Why do you desire such earthly needs?

>>686638243
Yeah that's not really good, academics are important.

>>686639315

I am cheap. Fucking scrooge mc duck here.

>>686639497

>that hot

I have an average face and a body which isn't really that outstanding.

>>686639590

No. They are not. Grades don't matter. What matters are networks.

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>>686639787
Man its my ideal minimum at least. But i bet you arent into boys or in canada. Im 22 cute thin sexually pure virgin
>body is mine

>>686639973

Not into boys but thanks.

>>686637020
GRAND SAGE
ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS WITH YOUR INFINITE WIZARDLY WISDOM

>>686639893

No, both are important. Networking is important, but to say grades don't matter is stupid. Especially if you're going to post secondary education like grad, med, dental school etc.

>>686640292

Bring'em.

>>686640249
-quiet sobbing-

>>686640389

OP here. I had perfect or near perfect grades in HS and university but always sucked at networking. Now, I'm essentially unemployed.

Have you considered gay anal sex?

I'd fuck you

So are you scared of women or what?

How many fedoras do you own?

Not a question, but I wish you well OP, you seem like an alright guy. Good luck bro

>>686641110

No.

>>686641251

No. Just extremely retarded when interacting with other people of every sex and age.

>>686637570
>>686637990
That made me want to hit you. You are masking your fear of women by making it seem like you have a great deal of respect for them. We all know that you beat your meat to bdsm.

>>686641370

One. The were giving out orange ones in the Netherlands during some royal wedding or some shit.

>>686641393

Thanks bro.

>>686641712
>We all know that you beat your meat to bdsm.

Most hardcore stuff I masturbate to is probably spanking. So you are partially right. Also, nothing wrong with being in BDSM as long as it's consensual and shit.

How many girls have you asked on a date?

>>686637020

When will you finally kill yourself?

You a wizard or no?

>>686637570
Lol that's like saying you don't want to exploit your doctor for care when your sick. They get paid you silly faggot.

>>686642214

If you count approaching girls in bars, clubs or at parties, asking for numbers and shit, probably around a hundred in my life. That's less than ten per year so not much.

>>686642032
Yeah, so you are a degenerate just like the rest of us. Drop your bull shit over appreciation for women, make an okcupid account and get your dick wet

>>686640389
OP is right. Networking is far far more important. I know a couple of people in my field if study who were giving me job offers and I hadn't even graduated yet...

>>686642469
Thanks, you just saved me from a lot of wasted time if that meet and date shit ain't worth nothing

How do you deal with the loneliness?

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>>686637020
Weren't you 32 a week ago? In that case happy late birthday!

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Why dont you have as much game as me?

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>>686643157
Pretty nifty eh

why do you make this thread so often

you are not that interesting

>>686637020
i want to start a website for virgins and the have sex on camera with pornstars

>>686643404
what else is he gonna do? You can only masturbate so much.

>>686642240

At 80 by accidentally falling down a flight of stairs.

>>686642361

Dude. That's bullshit.

>>686642545

I am a degenerate sure. But maybe not degenerated enough.

>>686642839

Yeah. Nearly all my friends got offers when they finished their studies. I didn't.

>>686642866

It is for most people.

>>686642887

Cue Wilco song.

>>686643121

Yes. Thanks.

OP seriously. How do you have a body as decent as you do (alot better than your average person) and still haven't been able to get laid. Like you are either horrendous in the face or something. Like some girls will solely fuck you on looks alone. Doesnt matter how much of a social retard you are.

>>686643326

What did she respond?

>>686643404

As the guy below said. I can only masturbate so much.

>>686643468

I'm in.

>>686643571
>Like some girls will solely fuck you on looks alone. Doesnt matter how much of a social retard you are.

Then I must be horrendous in the face.

What are your hobbies, what sports do you do?

>>686637020
are you a NEET?

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>>686637020
I'm shooting for Wizard status. It has been a long time since I've felt anything for anyone. There was a time when I wanted to have sex and actually lead some kind of life. A time when I probably had hopes and dreams. Now, like Buddha, I've shed all of my desires and have accepted the world. And just like Buddha, I'll die a virgin faggot. I bid you farewell, master wizard.

>>686644028
I am a huge faggot

>>686643948
I am a huge faggot

>>686643685
I am a huge faggot

>>686643948

Cooking, reading, vidya, climbing/bouldering, running, cycling and swimming.

>>686644028

From Wednesday on, I am. I was promising myself to drop out of academia and find a job in industry about half a year ago but I didn't get any offer.

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>>686638970
I just found the original image

>>686644422
Nice double trippledy dubs

>>686644484
Nice double doubledy trips

>>686644318
I love you OP

>>686644839

Thanks anonymous fat dude.

>>686644901
Im not fat you fuck

>>686645039

Thanks anonymous dude.

>>686644318
>reading, vidya
what are you reading/playing at the moment?
What kind of books do you like in general?

>>686645123
Im not anonymoose you fuck im christopher poole

>>686645229

At the moment, I am reading Kauffmans Origins of Order. Generally, I mainly read philosophy and ethics.

As much as games are concerned, I am waiting for the Witcher 3 DLC.

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>>686637020
Women are bitches, aren't they OP? Always going after the guys who are assholes to them. All they care about is if you are cute enough to be in public with and if you have money.

currently almost 17 and kissless Virgin. Should I be worried? Any steps to avoiding what happened to you guys? Or is it not really a concern yet

>>686645616
>Always going after the guys who are assholes to them.

I wish.

>>686644318
Ever done a triathlon?
Also do you have friends asking annoying questions about why you still don't have a girl?

>>686645682

You are young. Everything will work out fine.

>>686645682
advice tip: try really hard to at least get a hook up before you turn 18.

after you graduate high school its becomes less cute and more autistic and not cute and innocent

>>686645785
hopefully

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>>686645682
I didn't lose mine until 25.

Get a decent haircut. If you're going bald, shave it all off. Do NOT get fat. I know this is really lame... but you should weight train to look good naked. That will give you confidence. Living with your parents doesn't help. Get your own place as quickly as you can. Sure you can get laid if you are a NEET but it's tough and you have to be a really gorgeous guy and you probably aren't one.

At 17, you're still all good and there's plenty of time. Just don't devolve into a dirty, broke, lazy fatty.

>>686646143
I'm not him, but also 18yo kissless virgin and that just motivates me af. Thanks, anon.

>>686646143
appreciated

im 20 and i feel like i need a girl really bad ive always been this way i get....obsessed and ive started stealing things from friends...sisters drawers how do i make it stop

>ib4 kys

>>686645776
>Ever done a triathlon?

No. But considering it. Did a couple of marathons though. Atm, my knee is fucked. Iliotibial band.

>Also do you have friends asking annoying questions about why you still don't have a girl?

I don't have friends atm. And in the past, people never knew me because I moved every 4 years or so.

It's weird. I'm a 20 year old kissless virgin. It's like I try to get close enough to a girl to do the whole romance thing but then when the time comes I always pussy out and don't ask her out. I've even had girls approach me and drop hints and such but It just never feels right

>>686646649
When your life just gets put into words. Fucking this.

>>686639297
Holy shit you are /fit/. I'm sure if you go out and actually try to talk to girls, maybe even memorise some jokes or something to make yourself 'funny', you could easily fuck someone.

Or are you waiting for a supermodel to jump on your dick?

>>686647221
>I'm sure if you go out and actually try to talk to girls

Implying I never done that.

>Or are you waiting for a supermodel to jump on your dick?

I have no idea who is even in my league - maybe no one.

OP, I believe in you. I ain't gay, but that body is fucking sweet man. 35, 33, whatever it was, I don't know, who cares. You go out there, to the bar, you let that spaghetti consume the first woman you see. God speed OP. Tomorrow I expect a new thread, this time with the same groovy bodyyyyy,ahem, but with a fucking thick ass grill by your side.

What music do you like?

>>686648003

But that spaghetti is the problem. It's spreading everywhere as soon as I open my mouth.

>>686648038

Indie + artrock bullshit and Bob Dylan bootlegs.

why do you do this to yourself? there has to be a way.
op unless you fuck a hooker, which by the way you should do because why the fuck not, admittedly you probably don't have many options now. you'll have to put some effort into it. get drunk and use drugs a lot. you've no chance with young girls now, and girls our age are almost all involved or ugly.

find some hopeless whore of a mother in a pub somewhere. someone who doesn't get out often because she has kids. i've literally picked girls up in my car outside pubs, just asking them for directions, then asking "would you mind showing me?" when we get there i buy cocaine or mdma, i have more drinks waiting at home and we come back here to watch movies. married or not, if they're there alone they're bored as shit and aching to be fucked. once you have the confidence you can pick girls up anywhere, as long as their husband isn't around. supermarkets are good in the daytime when her kids are at school and her husband is at work. there are so many fuckin' hot af, bored housewife types within walking distance of you every day, just sat around aching for something to fuck them. fuck a few, find one you connect with then get her to divorce him, and give her half his money. free gf who has no excuse to start stealing your money.

>>686648330
>you've no chance with young girls now, and girls our age are almost all involved or ugly.

This fact is severely decreasing my motivation. The young pussy is all gone.

>>686638685
You sound funny tho lol

>>686639297
I'd tap that anytime, wet sponge personality and all.

>>686648658
i didn't think i'd enjoy sex much in my 30's, but the last girl i picked up was 35, came straight back to my place and got drunk as fuck, and spent the night. if she'd told me she was 25 i'd have believed her. they're easy because they're desperate as shit.
"young pussy" is pretty fucking amazing, but ultimately leads nowhere, they're idiots at that age and can't have a relationship. i say you fuck a whore and find a milf to fuck regularly and for free.
high so i'm rambling. but yeah get a hooker in the meantime, too.
don't just dream this shit either op, don't become a legit 40yo virgin, that's off the charts.

>>686637020

Probably going to kill myself this weekend. I'm 21 and have only had sex 4 times. My life is a fucking joke.

>>686649181

I literally do sound funny. Babyface and extremely deep voice.

>>686649293

Thanks dude.

>>686649340
>but ultimately leads nowhere, they're idiots at that age and can't have a relationship

Why is a good fit.

>>686637020
Worry not, brave anon. People will learn from your mistakes!

>>686649774
I'm not a dude.

>>686649651

Do it faggot.

>>686649774
>Why is a good fit.
i think you need a relationship asap tbh. just fuck something immediately, like call one now and meet her at a hotel this afternoon, and before you're any older, get a gf.
don't you get a sense of time racing at this point? the older you are the smaller a percentage of your life one year becomes, so time feels like it's accelerating. don't get a girl now and dude you'll never fucking have one.

>>686650160

ok

>>686650142

You know the rules.

>>686650179
>don't you get a sense of time racing at this point?

No. I had it at my end 20s. No everything's in limbo, Anyway, I have bigger problems to fix vis-à-vis unemployment.

fuck this immediately, op. you have a femanon telling you she'd fuck you. do not be a fool. end this. >>686650142

>>686639505
>There's a long list. Nothing worth talking about, thanks anyway.

Everything is worth talking you piece of shit, fucktard. If you want to get laid, start talking.

I am virgin too, but atleast im not talking like a mother fucking gay ass loser.

>>686650544

First I need to see tits as is tradition.

>>686650950

Kek.

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>>686650358
They were made for breaking.

>>686651385
dat paint

>>686651385
that's not you, no way someone like that would be on /b/ of all places.

>>686650142
>this anon blatantly touching herself to op's pic, about to have an orgasm because of him, other girls liking the idea and joining in, goes viral, whole female and faggot population masturbating to op. one third of a century with no sex, still can't get laid.
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>686651726

I have literally no idea what to even fucking say. Maybe that's part of the problem.

>>686651872
why don't you just say 'lets fuck'

its bound to work better than 'uhhhh i dunno wat to say hehe'

>>686651385

Where the fuck are you located?

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>>686651538

>>686651872
welp, irl, just drink so much that you can't string a sentence together anyway.
don't you go out anywhere? how have you not been raped by some landwhale?

>>686652268
I'm not wet sponge man but I feel honored that a sexy grill has written my shitpost out and posed with it

thank you for this

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>>686652268
i'm happy i left the thread open before i got high
this is gonna pan out yeah

>>686652268
phwoar af btw op, lucky anon. she's like half your age and right now is aching to teach you how to fuck.
you might want to consider how many times an opportunity like this arises.

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>>686652431

man this is fish af still no timestamp wtf

>>686652268
Show dick pls

almost 17 year old guy from earlier here. Take this opportunity OP you magnificent bastard. Change your life. Already told you, you got that groovy body buddy

>>686652268
lol nice

>>686652723
>inb4 underage b&

MODS

>>686637020
Do you consider your self a loser? If so, why? Its not like not having sex is a bad thing. Its just not a good thing

>>686652268

Wet sponge here. Drop me a line on [email protected] and we figure something out.

>>686652723
>almost 17
fuckin 16 dude cmon save it

>>686652268
Show dick

If femanon is horny and not underage you should fucking strange a date if you are on the same continent

>>686652237
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

captcha: 420
shit I typed 450, now it's 111

Okay guys, i know this isnt really the place but i couldnt be bothered to make a new thread
Theres this girl, we share interests, we really hit it off together.
Shes kind of shy, and not the type to open up to anyone
We joke sometimes about being in a relationship and being in love
What do i do?
I think i love her, but im not sure if its mutual

>>686652883
Fuck yes OP, if indeed OP that is. Go get some Edna mode/ Mia khalifa love child looking pussy brother

>>686652301
>don't you go out anywhere?

I do. Mainly to get horribly drunk in social settings.

>how have you not been raped by some land whale?

There are actually not that many land whales in my circles.

>>686652878

There is other stuff which make my life suck. Mainly "career" related.

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>>686653075

>>686652883
what's with the fuckin email

>>686652934
Fair point, was just using it as a point of reference since I said it a while ago

>>686653389
it's cool man, i used to do it too. I told you it because everybody told me it.

>>686653311

Huh?

>>686652431
Always welcomed :D

About OP and any other dude that posted here because they relate I have an advise for you.
Always without intent to sound like I know it all about the circumstances that led to you guys being virgin at whatever age you are, I had a boyfriend at 19 that was a virgin (stressing on *was*) that was a really shitty person and kinda guilt tripped me into having sex with him plus a year+ of emotional and sometimes physical abuse, bitter as frick about everything and anything, specially the fact that he went for so long* kissless and sexless, and wouldnt even let go after he actually lost his virginity to me.
Relax.
Don't make it only about that. Organic relationships come out of fucking nowhere, when you less expect them. Focus on yourselves and try to have fun in any situation.
I'm starting to sound like a self help book but it's true. Stuff mostly happens when you're not thinking about it. Just take care of staying in a healthy place for yourselves and you will eventually find someone who wants to be there with you. Or fuck you guys senselessly, whatever it is that you actually want.

>>686653562
It's in another 33 y/o kissless virgin thread

>>686652450
420 blaze it

>>686653721

Because it's my fucking address?

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I think this whole thread is an elaborate hoax to hack emails or some shit. I'm sussed the fuck out rn.

>>686653075
Please guys?
Im really curious about your opinions on the matter

>>686653046
>LONDON
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
if i pretend to be a virgin can i fuck you?

>>686654129
You are a scoundrel trying to mine bitcoin or some shit. yeah.

>>686654244

Why do you think that?

>>686654178
Ask her out to dinner. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, man. Go for it.

>>686654129
wait a minute. that makes sense. Now i feel shitty about thinking this was a scam somehow.

>>686654328
I'm sorry man i just got kinda caught up in the moment.

>>686637570
>Because I don't want to contribute to exploitation.

Women have fucked you over and rejected you your entire life. Why do you give a shit if you're exploiting them? Consider it justice.

>>686654178
idk hard to say from what a few lines of text. Sounds cliche but just do whatever feels right. If she seems down for it and you are then why not make a move. My tip would be don't overthink it or worry too much about what happens if it goes badly. You'll only go round in circles and convince yourself it's a bad idea

>>686637020

So you are a pussy it seems. I have read most of your replies.

You don't want to exploit women? Most women only have their looks and they exploit it.

You are a giant mangina you should maybe go hang around homo's maybe you will get laid.

>>686654214
Sadly I am not actually a qt grill, but an anonymous 22yo kissless virgin who also does not live in london.

>>686654524

Just to explain the address: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avogadro_constant

After all, I am a biochemist and thus a pretty huge nerd by default.

>>686654376
stop, anon. anons have met irl, i've met people here. if op gets to fuck that girl i think it'd be a win for /b/. in like 1 hour she'll be lost in anon and they'll never speak again.

>>686654550

It was not women who fucked me over. I am perfectly capable of doing that to myself. Why should other people suffer for my social shortcomings?

>>686654680
my chances probably haven't decreased much to be fair.

>>686654723
Until we meet again.