Quick, take a pic of what you are eating!
>>686608562
are you eating cheese an shit?
>>686608562
>I'm gonna ignore the obvious actual turd on the right there
>I'm a little concerned about the pile of cold cheese on top
But honestly, I have only a single question:
>what the fuck is that purple icecube in the bottom right?
>>686608863
Wow you americans are retarded. Theres NO CHEESE WHATSOEVER. All potatoes. Those artificial little pretend-to-be-fries potatoes. The pink thing is obviously beet.
Here's a pic of what I had yesterday, now THATS cheese.
>>686608822
right, wtf is that
this might already be the most disgusting thread i've ever seen on this place
>>686609021
>you americans
If you're not American, then you don't belong on our site. It's that simple, subhuman.
Americans don't even have fruit in their meals.
>>686609350
>>686609127
>>686609021
>>686608562
wtf is this crap..
obviously idgaf about looks of a meal but all this crap looks like either vomited up food or OP's shit with cheese on it
>>686609517
They're all probably british people who don't know how to cook
Nothing much, just a ramen sandwich.
>>686609583
nigger fuck you, this is like eastern european/gypsy shit, not british food
>>686609021
I've removed from my fridge forgotten, rotten, and thoroughly spoiled food, complete with mold, that looked more colorful, fresh and appetizing than that wet pile of grey
>>686609912
Don't call me nigger. We all know niggers would never be in this thread
>>686609517
Uhhhh >>686609127
is clearly white beans and cornbread, fried potatoes, creamed corn, and fried green tomatoes otherwise know as fucking awesomness
>>686609912
too good to be called british.
their food is the worst, friggin fishy fingers and mooshy peas.
fuck britain, fuck the queen, fuck the crown.
>>686610435
otherwise known as southern poverty.
Shite meal, mate
>americans
>good food
Pick one.
Like they even have any original good food i'd like to eat.
Been to Balkans last summer, they have these cevapi stuff and it tastes amazing, remove kebab guys also have this bread spread called ajvar. Amazing stuff.
>>686610707
Take away the ketchup and add real tomatoes and I'd eat it
Who needs ketchup when you have beans.
>>686611290
I just died inside.
-chef
>>686608562
The dude is eating a turd
>>686609021
Jesus fucking christ that looks like the last several shits I took all mixed together.
>>686611290
Im alright if you add peppers or maybe some meat? But what the fuck have you done?
>>686609211
t. 60 % white
I was hungry till I saw this thread........
>>686611290
nigga please
>>686609127
Someone's waiting for a welfare check
>>686610749
Southern comfort you cock gobblin
>>686611563
That was not even my final form.
>>686609517
it's African food. I've seen them do it. They put fish heads into slop and then get inventive by throwing in any other shit they have to hand.
>>686611842
fuck you, thats good eating
>>686610183
>We all know niggers would never be in this thread
see this >>686609127
>>686610599
>their food is the worst, friggin fishy fingers and mooshy peas.
you do know shit like that is junk food in UK yeah.
there is beef wellington, roast dinner, bolognaise, curries, these are the typr of staple foods in Britain
>>686611944
I can't tell what is the plate art and what is food
>>686612074
no fuck you thats what the slaves eat
>>686612189
u didn't see any watermelon in that pic
>>686608562
Kind of want to go get some more....
>>686612369
>skinny pop
What are you a 12 year old girl watching her carbs?
>>686612290
here had this few days ago, don't tell me that doesn't look fucking tasty
>>686610435
that looks absolutely disgusting anon
I'm sure it tastes nice, but it looks like suicide on a plate.
I have heard of this food before, normally in fat american rappers lyrics or in films about slaves in america
>>686609021
What is that? Looks like fish, a slice of cheese, broccoli, rice, and beans.
>Select all the food captcha
>>686611944 what the fuck??
>>686612515
And ground beef.
>>686612493
I will do the task of identifing the food on the plate
>shells and cheese
>coleslaw
>baked beans
>potatoes
>liver?
did i do well?
Threw together some chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, chick peas, diced tomatoes, curry, and rice.
>>686612492
27 year old watching HIS carbs and caloric intake.
You're supposed to take a picture of the food before you eat it not after its excreted from your anus
>>686612873
ooohhhh I see what you did there you were being sarcastic
>>686612563
Are those two dung beetles? What the fuck?
>>686612493
anon that is not good food, you are showing your nigger side too, but I am sure it tastes good, but again not good food.
you should try jamacian food, those black people know how to make good food.
brown stew chicken rice and peas (black beans, kidney beans or gunga beans not peas) and dumplings.
that is good food
Time to take this all into a struggle meals video
>>686608562
This is an example of brazilian shitty food.
But if you ask them they will say this is clearly the best food in the world (even if they never travelled abroad)
Don't go to Brazil for food. It's disgusting, the have absolute zero notion of refinement.
>>686612759
>liver
Have you never seen chicken before?
>>686612765
>Threw together some chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, chick peas, diced tomatoes, curry, and rice.
that is good eating
Yum
>>686609021
Brazilian shitty food.
From south to north it's the same horrible food.
What you least want in food you will meet there: dryness, oversalt, etc.
>>686608562
My lunch OP
Mmm
>>686612759
smoked chicken not liver
>>686613033
burnt potatoes or some shit
>>686613359
Yes it is
>>686613585
Toss it. Toss all of it, except for the fries.
>>686613621
Jesus fuck american mcdonalds looks bad
>>686613585
the nuggets man....watch a video on how they are made
>>686613585
what kind of fucking degenerate not only eats food from that place, but also stays in there to eat it?
>>686613585
Seattle has a nice McDonalds good job
>>686614100
papa johns?
>>686614320
Pretty sure that's little caesar's.
>>686614320
More like Uncle Sam's....
//because I'm poor, and this is the only 'sandwich' I can afford to make/have. It's not bad though, as long as the bread is fresh.
Tom Yum chicken noodle soup
>>686611539
Too overcooked
chikun for dinner
>>686614100
Pepperoni n struggle am i right
>>686614494
have u at least got a fat ass white girl like ur pic at ur disposal?
>>686612563
Too burnt you dumb faggot
>>686613848
Mcdoanlds is king.
>>686614681
looks a little undercooked
>>686614700
DiStruggle
>>686614756
I wish I had Jemma here, but I have nothing. I have no one.
>>686614841
if its good enough for Donald J it's good enough for me
>>686613585
Do you weigh 500 pounds?
>>686614890
is she a midget?
>>686614794
best looking dish in this thread hands down
>>686615182
Yes. One of the few women whose ass I would happily eat.
>>686609021
The food in prison looked more appetizing.
Gravy biscuits, chicken ? fuck yeah
Oh, you just got me in time, OP.
GF always throws awesome little meals together throughout the day. Chicken for lunch. Tonight is steak and fried onions and mushrooms... can't fucking wait.
>>686615182
No, she's some other fuckin' thing that doesn't already have a name.
>>686615181
Man I'm doing good. I usually add a apple pie and a large shake instead of a soda not to mention the extra mcdouble.
>>686613846
The truth is here, teenager
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQTE-TEBbNo
>>686609912
Fuck off, eastern Europeans don't eat this vomit slop. That's probably what they feed to starving African kids or something.
Also, British food is all about burgers, half chickens and chips, pizza, kebabs and curry.
>>686616511
Canadian nuggets ewwwwwww
>>686616511
>Because a company would never lie to save their own ass.
>>686616913
You're very naive.
>>686617062
Your an retired.
>>686617062
I'm saying, why do their nuggets still taste like greasy sponges?
Some Tempura rolls with Tempura shrimps instead of salmon, and then some regular japanese styke sushi.
>>686608562
What are the chances that I don't eat anything and the first person replying to me says NOTHING.
>>686608562
A pile of shredded cheese and a giant piece of shit? Op don't do it.
>>686617228
Shrimp* goddamnit i fucked up
>>686617228
Now that looks fucking delicious.
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>>686617227
Lady burger?
>>686617523
Holy shit that guy was right, wtf how do you do that?
>>686617479
yes
Festival at my town today, got me some fried cookie dough
I'm shitting
>>686609021
That broccoli is so overcooked it hurts. The fish looks like it came from a tin and it looks like a piece of processed cheese on top of a literal pile of shit.
>>686617582
You don't type anything.
>>686617840
Sardines my man.
>>686617390
dude i can tell you it was delicious..
>>686614439
10/10
>>686613585
good for u,, good for u
>>686617646
damn nigga that's the opposite of eating
>>686608562
This, don't puke, I like it
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>686618171
>Non-stout in a guiness glass
>>686610800
Is this the only legit edible dish in this thread
Food can u cook it fuck
This. Homemade. No shitty fastfood
>>686615955
This looks great.
This is what I wish I was eating.
Mexifag coming through with some Huevos Rancheros.
Can any of you cook? Because this thread makes me think that all of you eat disgusting shit or fast food.
>>686617228
yo that actually looks kush as fuck
:)
>>686618931
No. There are 3 or 4 more.
>>686617228
>>686615960
>>686614794
>>686614507
>>686618778
unfortunately i haven't got alot of beer glasses, most of em are dirty. gotta do the dishes now :((
>>686608822
kekd
>>686610800
this looks fucking disgusting
>>686618962
Underageb&
>>686612493
Everything on that plate looks too questionable go eat
>>686614841
>diet coke
No wonder the dudes retarded
>>686616150
Goddamn. You're a fat fuck.
>>686619579
What is?
Lazy brekky
>>686619322
this looks fucking lit. What kind of a strain is it?
>>686619131
Sad that this beaner plate is the best looking thing on this thread.
>>686609127
Better than the two images above/10
Mmm chicken
>>686619941
Is that ice cream on toast? njoy diabeetus
>>686615365
maybe you don't have anyone because you watch midget porn
>>686619131
damn that looks dank af
>>686609021
Aren't you supposed to take the scales off of a fish before eating it?
>>686609723
Mmmm tastes like poverty.
>>686620377
Most fish
>>686611539
>artisan
please
>>686614681
Kek
I'm. Italian and I'm almost crying. This is what you call food? Even your pizza is shit, your pasta too, there are fucking rules to make good food HOW THE FUCK YOU CAN ONLY DO SHIT FOOD?! I hope at least I see some good meat that is good but not pasta with eggs and other shit IN THE SAME FUCKING DISH!
>>686617227
I don't know. It's disgusting. I stopped eating fast food because I realized how vile it is
>>686620377
It looks like it is from a tin of sardines.
>>686620847
What do you expect from teenagers, gourmet dishes?
>>686617604
They have to do something with unwanted Chinese female babies...
>>686620316
Eggs, are you american or retarded?
>>686617646
Ayyyyy me too!
>>686620847
Crying italians. Topkek.
>>686620847
I hope this is bait. There are no rules in food making. It only has to taste good and be an expression of creativity from your soul.
>>686618962
Literally no one here believes your browsing /b/ while eating pussy. Don't you have Legos to play with or something.
>>686611813
If this is real, where do you buy this???
>>686620655
Blech. Pass.
>>686621495
He is a nigger, not Italian
>>686616913
Yes, you are completely right. McDonalds set up this video of chicken nuggets being made. They got a bunch of real chicken (As supposedly they really use pink goop), they re-purposed all their machines(or got new ones), and retrained their workers to choreograph this process so they could disprove a single online image that was associated with McDonalds by someone online, with no actual proof. My buddy had family that ran a franchised McD. Been to the factories and seen all this shit go down. But feel free to continue to believe that one thing you heard that one time, but have no real proof of.
>>686621356
The other one
>>686621685
He's from the Italian football team.
>>686621324
Not gourmet but come on at least do some easy pasta, even dumb can do a proper pasta with the right cooking time and NO FUCKING KETCHUP ON IT LIKE GERMAN FAGGOTS DO
>>686617646
Is that for OP's desert?
>>686621520
Yes there are, that is one of the things that makes difference between we and animals
>>686621775
I know but he is only a nigger, we don't consider him Italian at all.
>>686621798
>I am Italian so that means I know cooking.
>>686621324
I've been able to cook well enough to make a substantially superior meal to anything cooked in this thread since about age 17.
Someone charred a fucking baked potato. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT???
>>686621924
No. Wild animals don't even prepare food. None of them as far as I know. If you do something with all your soul and heart and creativity, you are already a winner.
>>686622007
>>686622084
Of course, every single Italian can cook shit and it will taste better than most of other dishes in the world. We are only good at doing one thing, at least let us defend it
>>686612369
>>686612823
faggot
>>686619332
What is this???
Just coffee
>>686619131
You sir win the thread
>>686622141
That was bread, french toast or something.
>>686619941
Poached eggs???
All these HUE food make me cry trought my armpits, fucking kek
>>686622189
I know, I said that the fact we prepare food distinguish us from them. And not, If with your creativity you mix Nutella with pasta you only deserve kicks in the dick
>>686609723
Carbs on carbs bro. Let me know how type 2 works out.