>>686580469
Played by loser assholes who have no life.

Just named EVERY video game
/thread

>>686580541
Oh yes, because every final boss in every video game ever dies in one hit, and every main character in every video game is an emo.

>>686580695

Demonstrating the intelligence and coherence of those who play video games.

Undertale

>Babysit university girl action simulator

FF7, OP.

Four kids that save the world from an alien by time traveling and praying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD5Iacw58nA

The greatest video game of all time needs no other description than this.

>>686580469
>soda company fucks up
>contained population
>a fuckload of jokes

>>686582571
fallout?

>>686582320
earthbound

>>686582645
nah, way less relevant

>>686582720
Yes! Mother 2/Earthbound

this should be easy
>console girls having a war
>one loses memory
>get money by killing jelly dogs

Magical stalker loses the girl in the end

you control of a herd of multicolor, autistic dinosaurs until they are able to feed themselves again

>>686582571
Sunset Overdrive

>>686582893
Hyperdimension neptunia

>Day 1: Ride horse
>Day 2: Ride Horse
>Day 3: Ride horse
>Day 4: Ride Horse
>Day 5: Do a quest for a lord
>Day 6: Feast.

>>686582986
yes correct

>>686582944
yeee

Th>>686580469
The game.

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>Border Patrol: the game.

now for a little bit harder:
>minecraft but with much better graphics
>it feels like its made by ea
>f2p but paying monthly makes it much easier
who can guess it first?

M&B, Warband, F&S

>>686583021
>>686583259
whoops

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>>686583259

>>686583289
Correct
>>686583315

whoever can guess this can be proud:

>artificial intellects going apeshit
>fall into an abandoned lab 6000m under the ground
>have a history lesson while going upwards again
> battle AI with hightech and shit
>get thrown out of a shed somewhere in a field

>>686583489
Portal 2

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>>686580469
FF7.

>Get drunk
>Kill animals
>Wear their skin
>People pay you to do it
>meow

>>686583239
hint: it has an older, more popular version that has cancer inducing graphics. also is 15years old.

>>686583543
yes we have a winner

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>>686583561
Aww shit nigga. But if I had to guess, Monster Hunter?

>>686583489
If the answer is Portal 2. No one needs to be proud, it was pretty obvious.

>>686583633
Dwarf Fortress?

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>>686583711
Holy fuck dude, well done.

I have another:

>A boy and his dog

>>686583770
no, but there are dwarfes in the game. also an online game.

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Still waiting on an answer for
>Border control: The game.

>mascot character
>totally radical
>horrible fucking game
>early 90s

>>686583908
eurotruck simulator?

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>>686583938
Crash Bandicooter

>>686583938
bonk

>>686583965
nah

>>686580469
Ffvii

>>686583908
Euro Truck Simulator 2?

>live in a house with your mom
>shes a cunt
>suddenly wants to sacrifice your sorry ass
>escape

>>686584032
nah

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>>686584055
The binding of Issac nigga.

>>686583908
papers please
i didnt know you were posting a game description

>>686584114
ayy

>>686582907
Ico?

>>686583908
Plague Inc: Evolved

>>686583989
Nope

im still waiting for someone to solve this

>>686583239

>>686584012
Nope

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>>686584115
Not what I was thinking but that's correct answer as well. I was thinking X-com.

>>686583997
Nope

>>686584163
Runescape

EZ one u guis

>zombie parkour: the game

>>686582929

Land Before Time, SEGA Genesis.

>>686581759
Anybody? I thought this one would have been easier.

dunne if anyone will guess this one
>king of the universe falls asleep
>try fixing the problem
>fail
>restore universe from getting wrecked to shit
>wake king up

>>686580469

>A plumber who never does any plumbing.
>Rides a raptor.

>>686583239
Sims?

>>686584276
James, Get the fuck out of here.

>>686584287
dead by daylight?

>>686584287
Dying Light.

>>686584276
YES
i wanted to hear runescape 3 but yes thats right

>>686584299
Mario is missing

>>686583223
Tower defense. Every tower defense ever.

>>686584360
fuck, meant that

>>686583938
You niggers gonna solve or what?

>>686584360
correct

>>686584293
Katamari

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I feel like I wouldn't get most of these even if they were described accurately

I am out of touch with the world of vidya

>>686584299
Super Mario World

>>686584289
lmao i guess that could be right
I guess i should have said rainbow dinosaurs

>>686584307
no its rs3

>>686584406
Bubsy: 3D

>hand egg 2016

>>686584496
No. More obscure. Earlier

>stuck in 5ft deep fucking mud in the middle of nowhere AGAIN: the game

>>686584361
Funny thing is i have never even played runescape

>>686583849
fable 2

>>686581759
Lula virtual game

>>686584545
Tak and the power of juju.

>9/11 the planet in a meteor
>Eat everybody
>Dont get eaten by everybody
>Fuck an ugly ass bitch
>cant complain she looks like you
>Sentience acheived
>aww shit yeah, legs

>plant seeds everywhere around your house
>kill the undead
>sing a song with them

this game was a fucking legend at the time it came out you should know that

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>>686583315

M&B was Game of the Year All Years, up until the point where I managed to found my own nation, and it was fucking impossible to hand out fiefs to lords without them hating you because someone else also got a fief.

>>686583021
Warband?

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>>686584636
Spore

>>686584632
nope
>hint: the devs abandoned it shortly after it left early access

>>686583239
Runescape

>>686584425
nice going anon

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>>686584660
Plants vs. zombies.

>>686584537
Cool spot?

>>686584660
I'm guessing plants vs zombies even though I haven't played it

>>686584660
Plants Vs Zombies
Fucking love that soundtrack

>>686584760
yes correct

>>686584537
Totally Awesome

>>686584729
Early access. what? I thought this was a 90's game.

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>>686584566

No, but maybe I was a little vague.
Another hint:

>Dinosaurs, Gladiators, Dragons and Robots

>>686584799
>>686584813
correct

>>686584723
Yes

>>686584729
Spintires or w/e

>>686584887
Nah it came out in like 2013 I think.
>>686584932
ye

>>686584636
Spore?

>go to the right, hit the goal
>you have like 3 minutes

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>>686584896
War of the monsters.

>everything is fucking true
>an AI talks entirely in memes
>zombies except not really zombies
>beat up a mean old pharaoh
>vampires are bad, yo, but Dracula's here to save the day
>fuck yeah hoverboards

>>686584771
Close. Totally Awesome mascot

>>686584980
super mario bros

>>686585041
Yep

Ok find this :

>Cheeki Breeki

>two people scroll through a fucking website looking at instructions
>the third one gets stressed to fuck in-game

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>>686584985

No. I think I've given enough hints but I'll drop another if no one can get it.

>>686585110
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

>>686584545
Spintires

>>686585124
Keep talking and nobody explodes?

>>686582929
pikmin?

>Grow wings
>betrayal
>eat souls and hunt your king.
>Impossible Timeline
>Shit multiplayer only game 13 years later.

>>686583021
Must be Warband

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>>686585257
yeh

>>686585325
Yeah, I confirmed it a while ago.

>>686585302

The Legacy of Kain series. May it rest in pieces.

>>686584896
secret of evermore

>>686583938
Bart vs space mutants

>sit in a corner spinning your robot-meat
>get fukd
>whatever lol
>some cowboy wins by telling what the clock is

>>686585403
Here's a cookie.

thats a harder one now
>create your own people at your willing
>watch them interact and interact with them yourself
>animu graphics

>woah i just fucking crashed my car
>woah, i can control other people's minds and crash their fucking cars and shit
>but i'm in a coma
>or am i?

>>686585302
Soul Reaver ?

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>>686585436
Yes.

You get a damn cookie, you do.

>>686585259
not dinosaurs, and they never ate anything

>>686581759
Resident evil 3? Whichever one you have to save the bitch

>>686585513
yup.

>>686580469
ffvii

>>686585498
Driver San Francisco

>>686585302
Soul reaver
Or blood omen

>>686585513
>>686585403
derp

>>686585574
damn straight

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4917 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.


Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo

>>686584221
thats pretty good

>>686585523
one of my favorite snes games

>>686585533
Close enough. Resident evil 4

>>686585445
No.
Sega Genesis Game

you'll get this one easily

>it gets 40% less fun once the aliens arrive

>level 1: Genreric TPS
>level 2: nice, telekinesis
>level 3: Sweet, Mind control.
>Level 4: Awesome, I can look through doors and shit.
>Needs to be released on steam

>disobey the narrator and lose
>obey the narrator and win
>feels a little bit like portal 2

>>686583239
World of Warcraft?